YR510 Shishaldin and teh Blubbercunts

Oh Madge. How could you? I AM NOT RETARDED. I told you already that my mom says Baby Jesus loves me so much he made me Special Ambassador to America.

All day I have been crying and listening to this super awful record:

Turn down the lights
Turn down the bed
Turn down these voices
inside my head

Lay down with me
Tell me no lies
Just hold me close,
don’t patronize

Don’t patronize me

Cause I can’t make you love me
if you don’t
You can’t make your heart feel
something it won’t
Here in the dark
in these final hours
I will lay down my heart
And I’ll feel the power
but you won’t
No, you won’t
Cause I can’t make you love me
if you don’t

I’ll close my eyes
then I won’t see
the love you don’t feel
when you’re holding me

Morning will come
and I’ll do what’s right
just give me till then
to give up this fight
and I will give up this fight

Cause I can’t make you love me
if you don’t
You can’t make your heart feel
something it won’t
Here in the dark
in these final hours
I will lay down my heart
And I’ll feel the power
but you won’t
No, you won’t
Cause I can’t make you love me
if you don’t

I am so super sad. I hate the baby Jesus’s birthday right now.

Shishaldin is fab. It would be great the penis casts should appear on Insane Films one day (if they haven’t already). With Dace I think we need before and after.