Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Singing while I’m in the elevator (?)
Beach music.
I see a tattered American flag.
I spent some time with h d.
memories of Gussie.
My mother still plays the drums at 88.
Vaginal yeast is horrible.
Gay Expat sent me a really good documentary about an autistic girl.
Matt Blender.
Shitty sound quality.
Judith Regan is on the same Sirius channel as us.
Prolapsed journalist slut.
Singing.
Floriturd: the state responsible for a global disaster.
What’s with parasails?
Listen to the ocean.
I knew a woman named Sum Shit.
You meet weird people and then you become a lesbian.
Scrotum song.
Dick Van Patton.
Fuck this. I want turd go to Key West.
Going turd the dentist with Ceven.
Cuntgrats turd Mikeypod for passing his kidney stone.
I’m fat.
Big fat walrus mothers.
White trash people hanging out and drinking beer.
Geek Brief: happy as clams.
Pronouncing my vowels incorrectly.
I wanted turd bring Trotsky but my parents live in a love-free building
Howard Stern on Sirius.
Plus Richard Simmons.
Plus the Playboy Channel.
Gidget.
Someday sent me a picture of the girl from Keith and the Girl and said she was Chandra Levy.
Cake frosting icecream.
Just a year ago Gussie and I got a Cinderella playkit for a grandniece.
I don’t understand life when it goes to shit.
The “God’s plan” line is bullshit.
I feel self-cuntscious podcasting around strangers.
Does Trannywreck have hysterectomy scars?
Names of my vagina.
Old man with binoculars.
John Waters understands life.
Inturdview with Jan McLaughlin: talking about why the Vloggies seperated the “yay” from the “boo.”
How the vlogosphere has changed.
he vlogosphere benefits from indirect profit-making.
Crappy Nokia phone vlog inturdviews.
I don’t suck balls.
The vloggies are the beginning of the end.
What Jan used to love about vlogging.
Vlog Europe.
Hot wrestlers on top of each other.
Matt Burgess: one of three listeners.
I used turd jog before I got fat.
My videos are a lot more popular.
But Yeast Radio is the greatest thing that I do.
I think Cheryl has been sabotaging me.
Purple flag= dangerous marine life.
Dinner with h d and my family.
My father suggested I inturdview Mary Cheney but I don’t want turd.
Listening is the new reading.
Documentary: “The Woman Who Thinks Like a Cow.”
My vision for this show.
I heard the new Dream Girls CD.
I saw the original Broadway show with Jennifer Holiday.
Sharon Gless played Nurse.
Berbacia Clemens and I are on the right track again.
Email Berbatia at [email protected]
I need to get back turd Chicago.
I’m always working.
Cheryl‘s got some nerve.
Pizza Walrus Cunt.
Someone’s bending over really wrongly.
I’ve been away from home longer than Trannywreck.
I’m going turd visit Trannywreck and be her cunt nurse.
Vera DrakeL: abortionist of yore.
Music.
17 replies on “YR508 Beach Walk”
AUSTRALIA! I’m from Australia you douche! And I’ve always been here.
Also If you want to gain a bigger audience, why don’t you interview Amy Sedaris? She’s promoting I Like You and the Strangers With Candy DVD at the moment and there’s a few people online who do fansites about her that have her number/e-mail. Of course, it’ll be hard to get it but just explain you’re on Sirius Radio and you’re a lesbian etc.
E-mail the webmasters at http://www.amysedarisrocks.com and http://www.jerriblank.com/swc.html.
I agree… that would be A++
I think madge would be whore-fraid to go for something liike that though, cause she is a stupid dyke.
Us turds can only hope. mostlay
I don’t think you’re alone in your RL friends not listening from what I hear from a number of whorefriends. That might not be such a bad thing.
A possible big difference between video and audio for listeners is that an audio show requires more commitment, both in terms of time and the requirement to think / imagine whereas video is often easier-going and quicker to digest.
Then again, I was talking with a friend in a business context about your videos being more popular than your audio and he was surprised because video requires full attention. He’s a busy geek like me, and that’s how I feel too, but I know some people really do have hours to sit around watching shit.
On another note, YR in particular has a cult feel. It’s not that easy to get into, because it masquerades as “lesbian takes an hour to make coffee”. Hit the wrong day of the wrong week and you’ll be left bewildered, just because the show is quite smart and so rich (in ways that aren’t immediately obvious) you won’t know what the fuck is going on. You can’t really change that because that’s the appeal.
Like all the best things, this show is an acquired taste, you said that yourself.
Most of all, I just don’t think people are looking for shows like this because they don’t know such things exist. All that was cool about podcasting died soon after June 28th, 2005. Word of mouth only goes so far, because 95% of podcasts now are probably bullshit, people yawn before you begin.
I think the audience will come in time. It’s not going to happen by itself, I thought that’s what your parent company was set up to achieve. Exposure is everything in marketing and any ways you can get yourself noticed by the right people would be worth trying. I don’t think it can be done in a big way, like you father was suggesting, but with smaller steps.
Is that 1000 words yet?
Somebody needs an editor!
LOL. I like those comments from steve. They are helpfull to me, idiot.
Me turd…. I need some marketing…. maybe a big billboard of my prolapsing whole with audio waves coming out of the end of the pushed-out-organ? That would be good… perhaps with my EARL (URL) riding on one of the waves? Hmmmm….. can the adams currys do that for me over there at the podshow? Hmm.
BTW, nice to finally hear a stupid ad at the beginning that DIDNT use the fucking laser-radio sound effect. WOW, what a concept!!! shiet.
“Gaily I lived as ease and nature taught,
And spent my little life without a thought,
And am amazed that Death, that tyrant grim,
Should think of me, who never thought of him.”
~René Francois Regnier
Madge, are you renaming hour vagina again? I will no longer be able to claim your vagina is named after me (Carrina Vagina) any more. 🙁
I think she should rename the cunt lips “Laverne and Shirley”.
Oh yeah — then they can sing that “We’re gonna do it” song and when they’re all done she can shove a beer bottle between them. Good thought Matt.
That could be a new podcast — “Madge’s Singing Cunt Lips”
After I finished listening to this show on my walk today, I got home and loaded up your November 2005 show with the Berbacia where you’re driving round Hollywood trying to pick up tranny hookers. Great stuff.
sadly, I have not passed the stone. i will be glad to send you a vial of my bloody piss as proof of this.
What’s the point of life?
There isn’t one.
Its so much better than any of the spiritual retardation people lap up. We can give our lives whatever meaning we wish.
What meaning do you want to bring to your life Madge?
Jan ..
“Off the grid.”
What is she.. a radicle faery?
By the way Madge .. I saw a organ harvesting poster on the back of a van today.
The purple flag means dangerous marine life. And fishy gine.
[…] yr508 SHOW LINK: http://www.syphill.us/sirius/weekof010107/yr508sirius.mp3 BLOG LINK: http://yeastradio.podshow.com/?p=960 SYNOPSIS: Soundseeing in Pompano Beach, Florida; my mom playing drums; the woman who thinks like a cow, and Sum Shit. […]
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