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YR506 House Walkaround Dumbly


Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Song.

Taylor E. Ross did my intro.

Kiko from Visitronix Radio sent me a link turd a music sharing site called iLike. You share music and get reccomendations from your friends.

Leave me voicemail at 206-888-CUNT

Cheryl‘s a saboteur.

I’m back in Chicago.

German music.

Berbatia Clemens will be coming back to dis Star Jones.

Rip Taylor clip.

Clip of Cheryl Christmas music.

Pizzababe is a whore.

Matt Blender went to a wedding.

Prolonged Andy Meltdown announcement.

Masturbation techniques.

Whatever happened to Dave Caldesbank?

My iLike reccomendations.

Matt Burgess: join my iLife.

Codependence cat.

My plane ride home.

The similarities between British men and Dutch women.

I’m still jetlagged.

Fashion Sloerie on News Shake.

I did a conference call with Podshow Plus Beta.

I might be switching this blog over to Podshow.

Does anyone have cunstructive criticism about Podshow Plus Beta? Send them to me.

More on my flight.

Lazy people.

Trotsky killed a lizard.

Jihadist Jerry moved to NY.

I smuggled a loaf of cheese into the US.

Oprah.

Amanda Congdon vs. Andrew Baron. Andrew= Napoleon complex.

Amanda Congdon is an online news anchor for ABC News.

Amanda Congdon bashing.

Being bashed by people that are jealous.

Pretending to be happy.

Chris Weagel

I want Amanda Congdon on the show.

Studs Terkel on aging.

Amy Abdu

Okay So Radio: pathetic, loseresque stories.

I do work hard. I’m like a Zen garden.

What’s going on with that senator from South Dakota? I think it sounds like a cuntspiracy.

Katie Couric is getting savaged by bloggers.

Maybe Katie Couric should start reporting the news.

Hollye Davidson did a painting of Rachel Kann.

Are Ragan and Rachel Kann still talking?

Cheryl‘s got no time for Madge.

Voicemail from Ali Myvagina. He wants turd do movie reviews.

By Madge

Lesbian with food allergies.

21 replies on “YR506 House Walkaround Dumbly”

Madge, I can understand the motivation for wanting to use the Podshow blogs. Personally, I think they’re kinda ugly and not as useful as a WordPress blog, which can be customised to your cunt’s content.

I think it could be bad for the user interaction side too. I didn’t realise you had to be logged in to comment until reading Shawno, above. From my point of view, this feels like a safe place to be but on the Podshow site, it feels like I’m at one of those bad parties forced to socialise with people you never wanted to meet.

That said, it may increase the exposure of your shows and Podshow’s ad revenue, which are all good things for you.

I guess I’m jsut writing this to say I agree with your idea of having things really simple. I feel the same as when I made my last round of feedback and got frustrated when the new release took the site so far in the opposite direction I lost faith. What I want and what they want are diametrically opposed.

As a podcast consumer I want: a simple and smart social networking site with the ability to create groups of listeners with things in common.

They want: MySpace for podcasts.

As a podcast producer I want: a place to upload stuff and make it easy to post that on my own site, do text blog posts, manage my own feed, audience, etc.

They want: total integration.

And it feels tacky. Showing someone your Podshow page either makes you look cheap or just out to make money, neither of which exactly appeals to anyone with taste. And it takes more clicks to do anything than even I can handle.

Why they cunt take inspiration from the likes of blip.tv or Libsyn I don’t know. I feel like Podshow has the best delivery network and show business connections but the least clue about everything else.

I think that is truly the best summary of PodShow anyone could give and I agree with it.

You’d think a company like PodShow would hire a usability expert to work on their website and make it better, but no, I hear the air conditioning spewing things such as “More cowbell” in the background, constantly.

It sounds like PodShow is changing their original idea. I remember someone specifically saying that your show site does not have to be the PodShow site, are they that desperate?

I have a feeling that if you move your content completely over to the PodShow site you will become obscure, I say that because the way you have your WordPress site set up now, people can Google for certain things and get to your site directly. I think if the site is integrated into PodShow there will be so much shit surrounding your shit that Google with either miss what your stuff is about or just simply not index the page because there is so much other bullshit.

Oh, and to clarify a little bit more. When Google indexes a website it can better index a site that is web standards compliant & accessible.

Go to a website, turn off the stylesheet and if it is readable & logical to you, then the site is fairly easy for Google to index.

Go to PodShow and turn off the stylesheet. Specifically on the front page there are so many images used. Then, try to use the program guide (Channels), it doesn’t work.

I absolutely hate the MySpace feel to the site and the fact that it’s just another SPAM site so people can try and get more listeners, the inbox, Jesus Christ, what a joke…just another inbox for SPAM.

Last thing, I promise. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t hate anyone at PodShow, I realize there are people working on this thing and surely, someone is bound to be working hard on it. But, with that said, it needs a major overhaul, the reason blip.tv is successful is because it is easier to use and looks a HELL of a lot better. They don’t use stupid terms like “YO!”

This is Melvin P LeBUFF.. and I want to say, on behalf of pod-blow… that emmm… I realise how lame I am everytime I do one of those adverts, but it is just so much fun to make try to make the lamest commercial ever to stick before Madge’s program. Just knowing how much she must hate it gives me the satisfaction that only a HUGE pile of freshly undercooked steaks and a tub of lard could give andy melt-turd.

Must be nice to have so much time to make comments on web sites.

I am sure you have NOTHING ELSE to do with your time Cheryl. . .

To Madge: Did you just figure that out? You stupid cunt. God you’re stupid. You don’t think that I know I’m fat. Do you know what it’s like to have this big huge pannus!?!?! DO YOU?!?! NO! You don’t! You don’t know what it’s like to be 500 pounds! A half a ton! You don’t know what it’s like. Nobody does. I’m going to go cry. Cry my fat eyes out. Maybe RichTURD Simmons will make me skinny. Either that, or he’ll just say “OH MY FUCKING GOD, EMERGENCY LIPOSUCTION, THIS COW AIN’T GONNA LOSE ANY WEIGHT”. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE FOR A BOY WITH HUGE TITTES! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO NOT BE ABLE TO WEAR JEANS! SECRETLY, YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, FOR A FATSO, WOULDN’T YOU!?!?! OMG! YES! I AM A FUCKING FAT ASS! Maybe I should go sit on the railroad tracks with my rascal, oh wait, trains have those scoops on the front for cows like me. FUCK YOU, you stupid bitch with your skinny clothes and your god dammed MacCuntPro! I’m going to go cry my eyes out. Thanks a lot. Ruin my evening. Oh, I think there is some ice cream in the freezer, ok, going to do that. *sigh* Life’s a bitch, then ya die so fuck the world and let’s get high. Hate me out. Kill me. Who cares. No one. What’s the point? There’s no point. The world. I’m angry.

ha.

BTW, I must concur with others about podshow being specturd… and that it would be COMPLETELY retarded if you had to get rid of your WordPress and move everything over to that piece of shit. Christ, I would never visit your page and comment on that MESS.

Okay….gotta go cut. laturds.

I simply gave up on any shows that are only available through the podshow.com website, as they simply aren’t ‘available’.

The other week when you mentioned your video at Ceven’s and provided a link to podshow.com I had to use google to find a competing portal that provided an actual link allowing me to play/download the file.

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