YR503 Sex and Shitting in Berlin

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Still in Berlin with Ceven.

Ceven and I went to a sex club that used to be a post office. LESBIAN SAYS: IT WAS NOT A SEX CLUB DUMB BITCH MATT BLEND TURD! IT WAS A POPULAR REGULAR CLUB IN BERLIN CALLED BERGHAIN. GOOGLE IT WHORE. ALL GAY CLUBS AND MANY STR8 CLUBS IN BERLIN HAVE GROSS SEX ROOMS. OKSOLISTEN NEXT TIME TURD FACE!

Yeast.

Men at the club were walking around showing off their red cauliflowers.

Ceven got attacked by a Gaysian at the sex club.

What we were wearing at the sex club.

Shitting after visiting the sex club.

What I thought of the sex club.

Ceven rarely goes to the sex club.

Male shrimp have periods.

Darkrooms where people have sex in semi-public.

Ugly people at sex clubs.

We saw an elderly man with no ass with a dog at the club.

Crazy nazi at the club.

Creepy people that live in the club dungeons.

Man that barked like a dog at the club.

Ceven was charging people at the darkroom.

Unsafe sex.

Ceven hooked up with a big-dicked bottom. (LESBIAN SAYS: ONCE AGAIN BLEND TURD MISSHEARD THE THING. THE BIG DICKED BOTTOM WAS ALREADY WITH HIM- HIS BOYFRIEND (MOSTLY). HE DID NOT HOOK UP WITH HIM. DUMB WHORE. GOD.)

All Germans have the same penis and have a special kind of hotness.

I prolapsed a little.

Eating pizzas.

Helga saved a life last evening.

Women at the sex club.

Shitting.

Last night in Berlin.

Going back turd Amsturddam tomorrow and then eventually turd Chicago.

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10 responses to “YR503 Sex and Shitting in Berlin”

December 10, 2006

Christiaan Huygens

Please, please tell me you threw away that recording device.

If you say no, I don’t think I can listen anymore.

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December 11, 2006

Madge

Christ’s Stain: No shit touched the recorder. I will not be replacing it but you may however by me an edirol R9 and I will gladly throw this one away.

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December 11, 2006

Mike C

Maybe a little spritz of Lysol or rubbing alcohol would be appropriate. I sounded like there was a lot of wetness in that dump (even before it hit the water). Nonetheless, I bet that left a skid mark on your skirt.

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December 11, 2006

Roger Smalls

i feel angry madge and wish to discuss this with you. this is the second time you have cum 2 europe this year and not visited england. you are always welcome in my bungalow should acomadation be a problem and i am not to far away from major airports,cafeterias, newsagents selling lesbian based literature / videocassettes + swimmingpools. you love it you slag. please reconcider coming and i shall take time off at work meet you.

i am having a shit, time with women and have failed my exams and would like to see you and show you around as it would keep me sane. i thought you were different from adam who also refuses to see me. i will galdly hold your camera.pleeeease visit london on the way back.

roger

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1. December 11, 2006
  
  Matt (the Australian one)
  
  Yes! Visit Roger even just for a day. I’d love to hear the two of you finally meet.
  
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  1. December 11, 2006
    
    Madge
    
    Rodgurd is sick mentally and that is why he has never LEFT the England. Rogurd, perhaps you should leave your small Island for once instead of insisting the world come to you.
    
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    1. December 12, 2006
      
      Roger Smalls
      
      When the pimp’s in the crib ma
      Drop it like it’s hot
      Drop it like it’s hot
      Drop it like it’s hot
      
      When the pigs try to get at ya
      Park it like it’s hot
      Park it like it’s hot
      Park it like it’s hot
      
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December 12, 2006

Roger Smalls

So don’t change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
G’s to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

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1. December 15, 2006
  
  Berbacia Clemons
  
  My kinda Man, rappin’ and all…
  
  Bring it over hereah and
  Drop it like it’s hot
  Drop it like it’s hot
  
  If you don’t eat the grizzle
  I’ll tear it up a lizzle
  freezer full of sizzles
  Waiting on yo nizzle, The grizzle and the Sizzle
  Ho’s to the crabshack, Don’t be breakin’ my back
  
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December 13, 2006

podcastmark

I burst out laughing in the middle of a horribly miserable, torrential rainstorm/hurricane on the streets of Helsinki right after you did that giant, wet crap and then went straight into the bigdaddy advertising rap.

It was a genuinely gross/hilarious juxtaposition.

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