Month: December 2006

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Inturdview with Trannywreck.

Trannywreck has a new voice!

Trannywreck got a new vagina in Thailand.

Real women.

What it’s like to wake up with a vagina instead of a penis.

The pain Trannywreck was in after surgery.

Trannywreck finally realizing she had a vagina.

Dildos that Trannywreck has to put in her new vagina.

Getting Cheryl off.

Trannywreck‘s cunt hurts and stinks.

Trannywreck can’t stop looking at her new vagina.

Trannywreck‘s ability to orgasm.

Why can’t Trannywreck take it up the ass like everyone else? Why does she need a vagina?

Trannywreck‘s a virgin again.

Trannywreck‘s experiences with other vaginas.

The specifics of Trannywreck‘s surgery.

Pretty pink cunt.

The only recent Yeast Trannywreck should hear to get caught up on my show.

How Cheryl got her asscunt.

Trannywreck‘s thoughts on her surgery, after the fact.

I went to a danceclub in Berlin with dark rooms where people have sex that was NOT A BATHHOUSE.

Trannywreck went to Thailand’s red light district.

Trannywreck was commiserating with other trannies that went under the knife.

Trannywreck suspects that she’s been treated differently at her hospital.

The Thai love their king.

Trannywreck‘s excited about her new body.

Trannywreck is the only tranny I’ve met who doesn’t hate me.

I think there’s a lot of political correctness in the tranny world and Trannywreck is the exception to that.

Trannywreck sees two types of trannies.

Educating people on trans issues vs. shutting them down.

Bisexuals.

The role of sex in forming idenity early on.

The links between ransgenders, male privelege and sexism.

Trannywreck on naming her vagina.

Celebrating womynhood.

h d painted Rachel Kann when Rachel was here in Miami for Gussie’s funeral last year.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Song.

Taylor E. Ross did my intro.

Kiko from Visitronix Radio sent me a link turd a music sharing site called iLike. You share music and get reccomendations from your friends.

Leave me voicemail at 206-888-CUNT

Cheryl‘s a saboteur.

I’m back in Chicago.

German music.

Berbatia Clemens will be coming back to dis Star Jones.

Rip Taylor clip.

Clip of Cheryl Christmas music.

Pizzababe is a whore.

Matt Blender went to a wedding.

Prolonged Andy Meltdown announcement.

Masturbation techniques.

Whatever happened to Dave Caldesbank?

My iLike reccomendations.

Matt Burgess: join my iLife.

Codependence cat.

My plane ride home.

The similarities between British men and Dutch women.

I’m still jetlagged.

Fashion Sloerie on News Shake.

I did a conference call with Podshow Plus Beta.

I might be switching this blog over to Podshow.

Does anyone have cunstructive criticism about Podshow Plus Beta? Send them to me.

More on my flight.

Lazy people.

Trotsky killed a lizard.

Jihadist Jerry moved to NY.

I smuggled a loaf of cheese into the US.

Oprah.

Amanda Congdon vs. Andrew Baron. Andrew= Napoleon complex.

Amanda Congdon is an online news anchor for ABC News.

Amanda Congdon bashing.

Being bashed by people that are jealous.

Pretending to be happy.

Chris Weagel

I want Amanda Congdon on the show.

Studs Terkel on aging.

Amy Abdu

Okay So Radio: pathetic, loseresque stories.

I do work hard. I’m like a Zen garden.

What’s going on with that senator from South Dakota? I think it sounds like a cuntspiracy.

Katie Couric is getting savaged by bloggers.

Maybe Katie Couric should start reporting the news.

Hollye Davidson did a painting of Rachel Kann.

Are Ragan and Rachel Kann still talking?

Cheryl‘s got no time for Madge.

Voicemail from Ali Myvagina. He wants turd do movie reviews.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Back in Floriturd with Trotsky.

Sharon from Tampon says Cheryl‘s prolapse is still being folded.

Inturdview with Tom Morris, who went to the Le Web 2.0 conference.

Tom Morris is a student and tech blogger.

Robert Scoble.

Nice tech bloggers are unusual.

Scoble was honest about Microsoft when he was working for the company.

Scoble: Microsoft:: me: Podshow

Politicians gave irrelevant, boring speeches at the web conference.

Tom says corporate sponsors were taking over the panels at the conference.

Most people didn’t object to the corporate presence at the conference.

Tom was told not to blog during the blogging conference.

Tom thought the whole conference was a scam.

Six Apart organized the conference.

Vlog Europe.

Tech conferences going commercial.

Tom speculates on the conference organizer’s motives.

The deficit between rhetoric and reality at the conference.

Tom and I are reconsidering our affiliations with Six Apart.

Tech Crunch UK fired Sam Sethi.

Pod Camp: a conference where there’s no strict agenda and anyone can lead a panel.

Politicians are trying to apply TV without Borders (European TV obscenity regulations) to vlogs.

John Edwards went to a podcast conference I attended last year.

John Edwards was the first politician turd do a podcast.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Skypes chat with Pizzababe.

I sent Pizzababe some holiday greetings.

The story on Pizzababe‘s Secunt Life wedding video.

Getting to the point of not caring in a relationship.

I had a nice day at the lesbian spa.

Mikeypod is a pussy.

Secunt Life is stupid.

Pizzababe talked to Trannywreck after her surgery and she sounds homesick.

I hope Trannywreck didn’t lose her sense of humor during her operation.

Cheryl acknowledge Pizzababe‘s existence recently.

Pizzababe leaves and then Gay Expat comes on the line.

Gay Expat went to a Web 2.0 conference with Stacy from Karmabanque.

A guy from Six Apart was there.

Last year a woman from Six Apart said that the web needs to be nice.

What went down at this conference. Politicians showed up.

The LaRouche party in Berlin.

A speaker from the French UPD party.

Tom Morris.

Kissing politician ass at the conference.

The venue was nice and the food was good.

No one is observing the foie gras ban in Chicago.

I’m back in Amsturdam.

It’s nice to ride the train in Amsturdam.

Flying in Europe for cheap.

Matt Blender sabotage?

Gay Expat is amazed with Karmabanque.

Pinochet, former Chilean President.

Princess Diana was tapped by the CIA before she died. This is alarming.

Bush is too stupid to keep his creepy espionage under wraps.

The collapse of the US economy.

Gay Expat the UK’s trying to become the next US state.

Where the fuck is Cheryl?

Gay Expat is mad at Cheryl.

I can’t plan anything.

Rupert comes on the line and overmodulates.

Rupert needs help on a class project.

Rupert talks crazy and I hang up on him.

Gay Expat is masturbating to relieve his anxiety over coming back to the US.

Shooting video of some Portugese guy’s crotch.

Ceven.

Computer memory.

Rupert comes on the line again.

I hang up on him again.

Noah might stay with Gay Expat when Noah visits in the Europes.

Smoking indoors is going to become illegal in France.

Rupert comes on again and talks about school.

Bit Torrent chat.

Rupert wrote a paper about me in French.

My cuntputer crashed.

Fatty Meltdown joins the discussion.

Picture of Andy Melton with an Etch a Sketch.

Gay Expat wants to know how sweet tea hurts Andy Melton‘s back.

Andy Melton gave up his diet.

These retarded, obnoxious young Americans came on the train I was riding in Europe and annoyed me.

What Andy Melton is eating.

I want Andy to go on Richard Simmons.

Roleplaying with Andy.

Cowfarts and fat people are contributing to global warming?

Can Andy see his penis?

Asshole shaving.

I’ve started watching Prison Break.

Fat doesn’t float.

I want Andy to make his videos public.

What Rupert wants for Christmas.

Why is it so easy to flag Blogger as objectionable?

What Andy Melton cares about.

Andy likes Chinese food.

Pure Italian licorice.

Roger Smalls has some nerve. Plus he’s started talking like a rapper.

Andy Melton needs to get laid.

Pig eating in the Europe.

Group meals are freaky.

Gay Expat says you should never ask for a vagitarian meal on a plane.

Flying cumfart class.

Recycled farts.

Where is Rachel Kann?

Ragan.

Andy Melton talked to Dace‘s mom.

Rachel Kann’s boyfriend‘ isn’t hideous.

Gay Expat is a secret Rachel Kann fan.

Andy Melton taped himself showering and he can’t masturbate.

Andy Melton flys pannus class.

I’m a cunt.

My Sirius show has gone back turd five days a week.

Dawn and Drew

Irina Slutsky.

Some stupid Yahoo Vlogger conference.

Does soy make you gay?

Gay Expat reads a list of all Coke products.

Rupert talks about JayZ.

I want turd see Dreamgirls.

Speaking bad German to a German selling Christmas cards.

Rupert gives Andy some eating tip.

They love fat people in Belgium.

In Bed with Dawn and Drew.

Andy’s getting too big fwhore his britches.

T shirt: I Was Internet Famous Once.

Gay Expat is sick of Web 2.0.

Schlomo is the Bea Arthur of podcasting and he ruined Vlogger Con Europe.

Grizelda.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Still in Berlin with Ceven.

Ceven and I went to a sex club that used to be a post office. LESBIAN SAYS: IT WAS NOT A SEX CLUB DUMB BITCH MATT BLEND TURD! IT WAS A POPULAR REGULAR CLUB IN BERLIN CALLED BERGHAIN. GOOGLE IT WHORE. ALL GAY CLUBS AND MANY STR8 CLUBS IN BERLIN HAVE GROSS SEX ROOMS. OKSOLISTEN NEXT TIME TURD FACE!

Yeast.

Men at the club were walking around showing off their red cauliflowers.

Ceven got attacked by a Gaysian at the sex club.

What we were wearing at the sex club.

Shitting after visiting the sex club.

What I thought of the sex club.

Ceven rarely goes to the sex club.

Male shrimp have periods.

Darkrooms where people have sex in semi-public.

Ugly people at sex clubs.

We saw an elderly man with no ass with a dog at the club.

Crazy nazi at the club.

Creepy people that live in the club dungeons.

Man that barked like a dog at the club.

Ceven was charging people at the darkroom.

Unsafe sex.

Ceven hooked up with a big-dicked bottom. (LESBIAN SAYS: ONCE AGAIN BLEND TURD MISSHEARD THE THING. THE BIG DICKED BOTTOM WAS ALREADY WITH HIM- HIS BOYFRIEND (MOSTLY). HE DID NOT HOOK UP WITH HIM. DUMB WHORE. GOD.)

All Germans have the same penis and have a special kind of hotness.

I prolapsed a little.

Eating pizzas.

Helga saved a life last evening.

Women at the sex club.

Shitting.

Last night in Berlin.

Going back turd Amsturddam tomorrow and then eventually turd Chicago.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Still in Berlin.

The word for prolapse in German is similar to the one I got from the Sloeries.

Ceven is on the show too.

Ceven made pasta.

Audio comments from some of my favorite people like Pizzababe and Roger Smalls and Max and Stacy from Karmabanque.

Call 206-888-CUNT turd leave me voicemail.

Cheryl‘s sabotage.

Karmabanque: Israel has nuclear weapons.

Max and Stacy were on Al Jazira English today at 3:30 pm Central time.

Max and Stacy have a show about financial realism and they’re skyrocketing to superstardom.

Sniffing my wet farts.

Everybody already knew that Israel had nuclear weapons but a White House official has finally blown the whistle.

Tell your cable country turd carry Al Jazira English.

I pasted a new segment from Other People’s Mir-whores on Insane Films.

The guy from Podcastrigs.com blogged about Steve Harris‘s product.

Someone else leave feed feedback besides, Steve Harris, please.

Cheryl= whore

Pizzababe is fucking nuts. She made a Secunt Life video of her marrying Blob.

Maybe Steve Harris can be my official feed bottom.

I recommend the BBC podcast, In Our Time, especially the one about Anarchism.

Feeder problems.

Cheryl.

Wanda Wisdom.

Gay Expat.

Ceven.

Ragan.

Hot Fossils and Rebel Matters about global warming.

Misspeaking.

Okay So Radio.

Dave Eggers email?

Pizzababe and Bob intro.

Pizza and her husband hate me because they’re Republicans.

Another voicemail from Roger Smalls about human vs. dog rights.

Dog AIDS.

My cunt doctor Taylor E. Ross will be having a show in Shit-Taco on Sunday, December 31st (New Year’s Eve) at 10 pm at Gallery Cabaret, 2020 N Oakley. There will be fat drag queens there.

New timeslot on Sirius.

Some Italian guy talking.

Music.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

In Berlin with Ceven. We’re going to the Holocaust Memorial.

It’s unseasonably warm here.

We saw a midget being carried away the last time I was in Berlin.

Ceven is getting fat.

Fat podcasters just keep eating.

Ceven‘s health regimen.

My impression of Slovenia and Milan.

Curds like Jews. And cheese.

Christmas bushes.

Buying bus passes.

Anti-semitic bus drivers.

Ceven was running behind me.

Ceven got a letter from the woman who did her birth certificate.

Riding the bus with my sister (Ceven).

Gene Siskel’s dying from cancer and he isn’t doing movie reviews anymore.

The latest developments in Chicago.

Coming back to Chicago.

Xanax.

Ceven takes Valium.

Ceven got fisted.

Cali Lewis likes it up the butt.

I haven’t been fisted.

Yeast.

It stinks on the bus.

Amy Abdu knew a gay guy who got yeast infections in his ass from his boyfriend.

Thrush.

Candida.

Brewer’s yeast.

Itzhak Perlman allegedly used to visit prostitutes.

The Berlin visitor information center is in the same place as Hitler’s old bunker.

I’m a sensitive lesbian.

Dick Cheney’s lesbo daughter is pregnant.

Donald Rumsfeld.

Rumsfeld during the Cold War.

Century of the Self.

Public relations is ruining civilization.

Fear and bloating.

Clips from the 500th show.

DJDavidJ.

Steve Harris plays old Yeast clips.

My response to Steve Harris‘s voicemail.

Roger Smalls has a question about human vs. dog rights.

Trotsky sniffed old lady crotch.

Voicemail from some gay who wants to know what kind of liquor he should buy for lesbians.

Another voicemail from DJDavidJ about other podcasters’ business.

Anji Bee gets political while doing her sex phone operator impersonation.

Pacific Coast Hellway.

The whole fag vs. cunt cuntroversy from back when Jesus walked the earth.

Ceven wasn’t paying attention turd the audio comments.

Ragan wrote an academic paper about me shitting.

More bus riding.

Lesbian birthmother adoption song.

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