A Triumph! Jennifer Hudson, eat your Denny’s Platter out!
Ms. Clemons’ Email is [email protected]
Ms. Clemons may be myspaced at http://myspace.com/berbacia
Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Fry That Chicken by Peachez again.
Berbacia Clemens comes on the phone.
Berbacia’s vagina wants a rum and cokes.
Star Jones has been on Berbacia’s back lately.
Star Jones is going turd be on Radio 1 doing a talk show for the radio.
Star Jones’ and her fagola husband threw an orgy.
Berbacia tickles my cunthair.
Berbacia on Oprah.
The guy who owns Stella’s in Chicago hates Oprah.
Berbacia used turd know Oprah’s dog guy.
Dogs and monkeys get horny around Berbacia.
I’m using new technology and Berbacia cuntgratulates me.
Trying turd find wood.
Berbacia’s getting into Oprah Intentional Living and doing cuntmunity service for black people.
Berbacia loves the Fry That Chicken song.
The biscuits at Popeye’s are heaven.
Berbacia is also getting involved with Project Angel Food.
Berbacia has also begun mentoring prisoner’s children.
Berbacia sings a song.
Lox and bagels make my vagina smell.
Berbacia’s body is a temple.
Berbacia was turd busy getting coffee enemas turd read “Our Bodies, Our Selves.”
Berbacia is a BBW.
Does Berbacia have fins?
Berbacia threw a charity event for old Hollywood actresses.
Tina Yothers was there.
Esther Roll was there too.
Berbacia gives the dirt on Whitney Houston.
Jenna Jameson was there too.
The Dench was there too.
Berbacia sings some Dream Girls.
I think Dream Girls should win Best Picture.
Berbacia heard Eddie likes turd go downtown.
Berbacia saw Eddie at a party with Macy Gray and Sugar Ray Leonard.
Mrs. Garritt was at the party but she’s a problem.
Email Berbacia at [email protected].
Ragan texted Berbacia.
Berbacia thinks Dream Girls is based on Ragan, Berbacia, Wanda, and me.
Berbacia thinks Ragan is after her.
Berbatia reads a poem.
Renee Zelwegger is on Berbacia’s ass.
Berbacia thinks Ragan is a witch.
Star Jones is hunting me down by a plane with a searchlight.
Berbacia is being held back by powerful men.
Valrona at Trader Joe’s is the best dark chocolate.
Berbacia is on a new Super Foods diet.
I read an article that said that the egg came first.
The FDA just approved cloned beef.
Cayenne pepper is a supercure for cancer and it satiates your appetite.
Berbacia went to a wedding with famous Jewish people.
Berbacia is looking for a creative person.
Berbacia is looking for a technical person who wants to collaborate. Contact her on MySpace or email her at [email protected]
Berbacia’s starting a catering company called Junk in the Trunk Catering.
Berbacia is catering the Pussycat Dolls New Year’s party.
Tigger, a gay from LA, might be able to help Berbacia.
Berbacia’s also looking for a loft in downtown LA.
Tranny hookers followed Berbacia home.
Cheryl is jealous of Berbacia.