Month: December 2006

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A Triumph! Jennifer Hudson, eat your Denny’s Platter out!

Ms. Clemons’ Email is [email protected]
Ms. Clemons may be myspaced at http://myspace.com/berbacia

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Fry That Chicken by Peachez again.

Berbacia Clemens comes on the phone.

Berbacia’s vagina wants a rum and cokes.

Star Jones has been on Berbacia’s back lately.

Star Jones is going turd be on Radio 1 doing a talk show for the radio.

Star Jones’ and her fagola husband threw an orgy.

Berbacia tickles my cunthair.

Berbacia on Oprah.

The guy who owns Stella’s in Chicago hates Oprah.

Berbacia used turd know Oprah’s dog guy.

Dogs and monkeys get horny around Berbacia.

I’m using new technology and Berbacia cuntgratulates me.

Trying turd find wood.

Berbacia’s getting into Oprah Intentional Living and doing cuntmunity service for black people.

Berbacia loves the Fry That Chicken song.

The biscuits at Popeye’s are heaven.

Berbacia is also getting involved with Project Angel Food.

Berbacia has also begun mentoring prisoner’s children.

Berbacia sings a song.

Lox and bagels make my vagina smell.

Berbacia’s body is a temple.

Berbacia was turd busy getting coffee enemas turd read “Our Bodies, Our Selves.”

Berbacia is a BBW.

Does Berbacia have fins?

Berbacia threw a charity event for old Hollywood actresses.

Tina Yothers was there.

Esther Roll was there too.

Berbacia gives the dirt on Whitney Houston.

Jenna Jameson was there too.

The Dench was there too.

Berbacia sings some Dream Girls.

I think Dream Girls should win Best Picture.

Berbacia heard Eddie likes turd go downtown.

Berbacia saw Eddie at a party with Macy Gray and Sugar Ray Leonard.

Mrs. Garritt was at the party but she’s a problem.

Email Berbacia at [email protected].

Ragan texted Berbacia.

Berbacia thinks Dream Girls is based on Ragan, Berbacia, Wanda, and me.

Berbacia thinks Ragan is after her.

Berbatia reads a poem.

Renee Zelwegger is on Berbacia’s ass.

Berbacia thinks Ragan is a witch.

Star Jones is hunting me down by a plane with a searchlight.

Berbacia is being held back by powerful men.

Valrona at Trader Joe’s is the best dark chocolate.

Berbacia is on a new Super Foods diet.

I read an article that said that the egg came first.

The FDA just approved cloned beef.

Cayenne pepper is a supercure for cancer and it satiates your appetite.

Berbacia went to a wedding with famous Jewish people.

http://myspace.com/berbacia

Berbacia is looking for a creative person.

Berbacia is looking for a technical person who wants to collaborate. Contact her on MySpace or email her at [email protected]

Berbacia’s starting a catering company called Junk in the Trunk Catering.

Berbacia is catering the Pussycat Dolls New Year’s party.

Tigger, a gay from LA, might be able to help Berbacia.

Berbacia’s also looking for a loft in downtown LA.

Tranny hookers followed Berbacia home.

Cheryl is jealous of Berbacia.

Matt Blender.

introducing Miss Penny Pin Chang
(NOTE: Cuntfucious say: biggel firle size make bettel sound quarity when music pray)

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Penny Ping Chang, Chinese lesbian Jew, leaves a voicemail.

You can leave me voicemail too at 206-888-CUNT.

It pays off to talk turd Chinese people on the Skypes with Cheryl.

Talking to an older man who was stationed by the Army in Israel 1942.

I think I fixed my Macbook Pro’s problem.

This older man I spoke with told me he met the captain of a ship called the Exodus. The Exodus helped Jews escape from the Holocaust. Then Roosevelt wouldn’t let the ship dock in Palestine. As a result, all the passengers had to go turd the camps anyways.

The gas chambers were late in the Holocaust.

Roosevelt was an ant-Semite. People hated Jews in America.

I’ve been taking huge shits lately.

After the Holocaust there wasn’t a big Jewish civil rights movement.

Watching a bottom hustler on the sidewalk.

I can never eat at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse again because it makes no sense.

Looking at a fat guy on a parkbench.

Looking around Floriturd on my way to a Weight Watcher’s meeting.

I had a bad curl job back in the day.

Dream Girls is showing at the Gateway Theater.

Maybe I can go on a date with Penny Ping Chang.

I didn’t eat breakfast. I cuntputed instead.

I only need turd do three Sirius shows a week now. The Strip will be on Thursdays. On Tuesdays you’ll hear Old Time Radio.

Sirius is so worth, if only for the Richard Simmons and Howard Stern and the Playboy Channel.

If you subscribe turd Sirius, tell them I sent you.

Looking at a porn shop.

Bears are fat gay guys.

206-888-CUNT.

You can also email me voicemail attachments with the mp3 file at [email protected] or [email protected]

There are lots of homosexuals in Ft. Lauderdale.

This is my day for me- my own little Oprah moment.

Cheesecake Factory flashback turd trying turd find Chicago Sherri.

Only a gay person would drive a yellow Honda cuntvertible.

More old gay people than I thought I’d see at the Weight Watchers meeting.

Keep the voicemail coming.

Musique.

Cheryl, stank ho, guests turday as we blow up her prolapse like a balloon and then ….

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Cheryl accepts a collect call.

Fry That Chicken by Peachez

Mrs. Bodenheimer asks Cheryl about The Color Purple and Krakow.

Rachel Kann.

Ragan.

I come back on the line.

Cheryl got new office supplies for Hannucunt.

I’m sitting in a zero-gravity chair.

Roger Smalls does all my cover art.

Berbatia Clemens is coming back on my show.

Ragan keeps prank calling Berbatia.

Cheryl plays with her prolapse incessantly.

Cheryl blows up her prolapse some more.

Shishaldin told Andy Melton that he has manboobs.

Abortion chat.

Cheryl should play in a band with my mother.

I saw a card that said “Roses are God’s Prolapse.”

Cheryl is a goddamn ugly whore.

Mary Poppins.

Pannus: I don’t even know us.

Mrs. Regina Slatherings’ Naughty Thought of the Week: chordee.

Passover Peeps.

We try to call the guy who did Garden Gossip with Cherry Blossom.

Then we call Rob with the Average Penis who’s mean.

Mikeypod was mean to me too.

Rob’s been fagging out.

Rob has a show.

How turd pretend turd be a listener of mine.

Karmabanque.

Cheryl‘s ugly.

Rob is annoying.

Cheryl won’t come on Rob’s show.

Where’s Ali?

We call a different Ali.

We call some guy named Byron Juarez who only wants to text.

I speak some Spanish to Byron.

Rob liked the show about the Spanx.

None of us go on Secunt Life anymore.

We call some guy from LA.

I get into a Skype conference with a Malaysian woman by accident.

I ask her if she knows Ms. Penang.

Cheryl plays a clip of her reading from a dirty story or something.

Everyone dissapears from Skype like it’s Seven Days Later.

We call Sasha from Malaysia and then she hangs up on us.

Cheryl plays her own Podshow Plus Beta promo.

Prollin’ on the river.

Dace somehow finds his way onto the podcast.

Cheryl‘s Quickblog hurtz and smellz.

I whisper into the mic because the other womyn at the Florida lesbian compound are trying to sleep.

Rob looks like Andy Melton.

Flushing the toilet.

There’s nothing around here to masturbate my vagina with.

I masturdbate on the air.

Cheryl shits on the air.

Always wipe front to back.

Cheryl gets sad when my show ends.

Cheryl is never on my show anymore.

Rob is a little pussyboy with his Roger Rabbit costume and jockstrap.

Jay and Ryanne helped to spearhead the vlogging revolution. They recently caused an orgasmic eruption of cuntraversy when they announced their business relationship with PodTech. Lesbian clears the air… well except for her farts.

Jay’s Links:
Me —-> http://www.momentshowing.net
My Book —->http://tinyurl.com/e6cap
SF community —-> http://RyanIsHungry.com
Community Capitalism—-> http://HaveMoneyWillVlog.com
Educate —-> http://node101.org
Collaboration —-> http://spinxpress.com
Call now to activate—-> 917 371 6790

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Edith Massey.

Skype chat with Jay and Ryanne, who have spearheaded the videoblogging movement.

Jay and Ryanne are seeing each other.

Jay and Ryanne are the center of cuntroversy because they’re “contract workers” with PodTech.

Jay and Ryanne create videos that they license to PodTech.

Jay and Ryanne do a lot of work that discusses sustainable living.

Jay and Ryanne’s relationship with PodTech.

The negatives of working with PodTech (according to Jay and Ryanne).

Chris Weagel from Human Dog.

Independent media immitating mainstream media.

Schlomo: the Bea Arthur of podcasting.

The sustainable living videos were Ryanne’s idea.

Jay wishes the Evil Vloggers were more open.

Jay defines “themed content.”

Vloggers feel abandoned by Jay and Ryanne as video blog leaders.

Jay and Ryanne respond to this assertion.

What I want to see happen with video blogging.

Bicycle Mark.

Crossing over into broadcast TV.

Karmabanque is on Al Jazeera English now.

My goal with podcasting.

Everyone has their own objectives with their broadcast work: Amanda Congdon, Max Keiser, etc.

If you have to be more idealist, you have to move to a more Socialist country.

My influence on Podshow.

Jay and Ryanne’s thoughts on starting their own company.

Jay and Ryanne’s thoughts on the video blogging community.

What I like about the vlogging community as opposed to the podcasting community.

What I don’t like about Evil Vlog.

Two things everyone wants to know and doesn’t know the answer to.

I read a quote from Banksy about finding fame.

I prefer turd work alone.

Have Money, Will Vlog: funding Video Blogging.

Jay’s closing words on the future of vlogging.

Why Jay and Ryanne do vlogging.

You must hear this version. The original was missing two VERY important clips from Vagina Slathering and that whore of whoars, Rills.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Hannukah song by Cheryl.

Regina Slatherings does a reading from a M2M Craigslist ad.

Cheryl sings a Christmas song.

Grizelda’s on the line.

What Grizelda is eating.

I’m going turd see Dream Girls when it comes out.

I know someone who hates Oprah.

Grizelda heard I bought the “prolapse” domain.

Grizelda hurt her foot from running too many marathons.

I ate Key Lime pie and some really good ice cream from Publix.

My family doesn’t give gifts.

My New Year’s resolution.

Selling liposuction byproduct to Norway.

Grizelda wants Andy Melton to donate to her future sperm bank.

Obesity messes with your testosterone levels.

I tell Grizelda about Dace‘s inverted penis.

I call Dace.

Grizelda wants to make a cast of Dace’s penis.

How Dace pees through his inverted penis.

Brian Boothby wants to go on a date with me but I don’t want to.

Why Dace goes on the shows of fat ugly lesbian-hating trannies.

Grizelda made me set up her WordPress for her and now she doesn’t use it.

Looking for Fatty Meltdown.

One time I made my dog eat out of a fake pussy.

What Grizelda does with her penis casts.

Trying to figure out how to get Dace’s inverted penis cast.

My mother set up her drumset tonight.

Yeast.

I’m not interested in making vagina casts.

Making casts of transgendered peoples’ genitalia.

Trannywreck.

Trying turd get Cheryl on the show.

It actually worked this time.

I bought prolap.se.

Any podcast tagged with “prolapse” will be on prolap.se.

Cheryl‘s in Wiscuntsin.

Cheryl and I exchange insults.

Cheryl and Grizelda exchange pleasantries.

Grizelda and I look at some pictures from a gender reassignment surgery.

How people that have gone through gender reassignment have orgasms post-surgery.

Fins on the vagina are more pleasurable to men during the act of intercourse.

Grizelda’s Christmas plans.

What you (my audience) can get Grizelda for Christmas.

Liposuction chat.

Get me Spanx for Hannucunt.

Before and after pictures on Spanx.

Grizelda says my dresses don’t fit.

Spanx for maternity womyn.

I’m obese.

Looking at profiles on Obesity Help, like this one.

Grizelda makes vagina noises.

A woman who went through gastric bypass just wants a decent perm.

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Shishaldin, Dace, and a Rills cameo join for fun sdiscussion about lapse, panties, and fatties.

and

http://www.myheritage.com

TRANNIE CHRISTMAS’ – a UK Charity Single Release for ‘Press for Change’ Campaign for Transexual Equality – www.pfc.org.uk (thanks Wayne Hinks)

Oh, also not mentioned in thee show but worth mentioning: MacSanturd

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

The sound of a California Pizza Kitchen pizza getting warmed up.

It’s not easy turd be me.

Don’t tell me I don’t exist.

Podcasting in the car.

NPR is so lame.

Max from Karmabanque will be on the show soon.

Max does a show called Death of the Dollar on Al-Jazira English. You can watch it on Youtube.

My large little vagina.

Trannywreck is home now. I feel sorry for the people that had turd sit next turd her on the plane.

Andy Melton is still fat.

Vaginal yeast.

Where’s Cheryl?

Getting lost.

Why don’t we impeach Bush? It’s up to Laura Bush.

You people in the military need to resist this war.

Why should we support the troops?

Turding around on the highway.

I don’t know what to say about politics and the world right now.

Weird-looking guy with a cowboy hat.

Ass-certified text?

Work this lapse.

Send an email turd Cheryl and ask her why she’s a lazy whore who won’t do new shows.

Cheryl is turd busy sucking on Wanda Wisdom‘s toes.

Cheryl wanted me turd visit her for New Year’s but I’m a busy lesbian.

I’m going turd see Dream Girls on Christmas.

My lesbian friend Jeanette gave me some vagina advice.

Wasn’t Jane Wyatt married turd Ronald Regan?

Linens ‘N Things sucks. I go there to shit after my Weight Watchturds.

Somebody teach Andy Melton English, by the way.

Weekly Breeze promo.

Voicemail from someone who sounds familiar.

I see the most disgusting gushy fat ass right now.

Christmas song.

Music.

 

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Singing while I’m in the elevator (?)
Beach music.
I see a tattered American flag.
I spent some time with h d.
memories of Gussie.
My mother still plays the drums at 88.
Vaginal yeast is horrible.
Gay Expat sent me a really good documentary about an autistic girl.
Matt Blender.
Shitty sound quality.
Judith Regan is on the same Sirius channel as us.
Prolapsed journalist slut.
Singing.
Floriturd: the state responsible for a global disaster.
What’s with parasails?
Listen to the ocean.
I knew a woman named Sum Shit.
You meet weird people and then you become a lesbian.
Scrotum song.
Dick Van Patton.
Fuck this. I want turd go to Key West.
Going turd the dentist with Ceven.
Cuntgrats turd Mikeypod for passing his kidney stone.
I’m fat.
Big fat walrus mothers.
White trash people hanging out and drinking beer.
Geek Brief: happy as clams.
Pronouncing my vowels incorrectly.
I wanted turd bring Trotsky but my parents live in a love-free building
Howard Stern on Sirius.
Plus Richard Simmons.
Plus the Playboy Channel.
Gidget.
Someday sent me a picture of the girl from Keith and the Girl and said she was Chandra Levy.
Cake frosting icecream.
Just a year ago Gussie and I got a Cinderella playkit for a grandniece.
I don’t understand life when it goes to shit.
The “God’s plan” line is bullshit.
I feel self-cuntscious podcasting around strangers.
Does Trannywreck have hysterectomy scars?
Names of my vagina.
Old man with binoculars.
John Waters understands life.
Inturdview with Jan McLaughlin: talking about why the Vloggies seperated the “yay” from the “boo.”
How the vlogosphere has changed.
he vlogosphere benefits from indirect profit-making.
Crappy Nokia phone vlog inturdviews.
I don’t suck balls.
The vloggies are the beginning of the end.
What Jan used to love about vlogging.
Vlog Europe.
Hot wrestlers on top of each other.
Matt Burgess: one of three listeners.
I used turd jog before I got fat.
My videos are a lot more popular.
But Yeast Radio is the greatest thing that I do.
I think Cheryl has been sabotaging me.
Purple flag= dangerous marine life.
Dinner with h d and my family.
My father suggested I inturdview Mary Cheney but I don’t want turd.
Listening is the new reading.
Documentary: “The Woman Who Thinks Like a Cow.”
My vision for this show.
I heard the new Dream Girls CD.
I saw the original Broadway show with Jennifer Holiday.
Sharon Gless played Nurse.
Berbacia Clemens and I are on the right track again.
Email Berbatia at [email protected]
I need to get back turd Chicago.
I’m always working.
Cheryl‘s got some nerve.
Pizza Walrus Cunt.
Someone’s bending over really wrongly.
I’ve been away from home longer than Trannywreck.
I’m going turd visit Trannywreck and be her cunt nurse.
Vera DrakeL: abortionist of yore.
Music.