YR490 Shitting in Amsterdam

Whatever. Twice. I care. Travel was horrible.

The David Cerda interview with Caged Dames clips will be posted very very soon on insanefilms.com. I’m having whale of a time getting this fucking HD bullshit to rendturd. HD is a scam. Microsoft Zune is AWESOME. WOW! Kicks the pants of the shitty ipod.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Zeech song: have you ever been on the road with a lesbian?

Pondering why my show isn’t popular while I shit.

Shitting a turducken.

The people who flew me turd Amsterdam lied and lied and lied a lot.

I got put up in a hotel after my flight got delayed.

Andy Melturd designed a new theme on QPodder.

The airline put us all up in an Indian reservation casino hotel.

Giving birth through my ass.

Shit and Chicks.

The deal on HD: don’t bother.

Am I gross or what?

Sitting next to a fat person on the flight.

Shitting symphony.

Pizzababe likes it rough and hard.

The Zune is really good.

Editing video of Caged Dames, David Cerda’s latest play I taped with Peter from Windy City Queercast and Radio Peter.

Leftover material from earlier in the week.

I won’t back down from a previous cuntroversial rant.

What freedom is.

The elections were a victory.

Cheryl: watch this show called Heros because a blonde teenaged cheerleader gets stapled.

I can take care of myself. I don’t need my audience to go after Fatty Abernathy.

Trying turd deal with my headaches.

The best thing about my old mental hospital.

Comments

9 responses to “YR490 Shitting in Amsterdam”

  1. Andy Melton Avatar

    Still working on qPodder. I think it will continue to evolve. There are several features that I’m wanting to integrate.

    You really need some Raisin Bran for the fiber! Those shits won’t hurt so badly coming out! Just don’t eat too much of it!

  2. matt blender Avatar

    A turducken is a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

    The More You Know!

  3. Steve Avatar

    I’m in Amsterdam and contemplating a shit myself.

    Liked the stereo cunt.

  4. Sharon in Tampon Avatar

    Jesus Christ! You complain about us not defending, you bitch about us sticking up for you. Make up my mind you whore!

  5. Henry Little Avatar
    Henry Little

    Nice show Madge, very nice to hear you back in Amsterdam, hope you caught up on your sleep.

    Another option for your HDV footage to save a little time on rendering if you don’t plan on doing much editing is DVHSCap part of Apples developer “FirewireSDK23” it’ll capture your mpeg stream which you can export with Mpeg Streamclip 1.8b2 (new beta version is great)to mpeg4’s for the Gentles.

    You may have DVHSCap already pre-installed on your cunt-top:
    MachintoshHD>Developer>FirewireSDK23>Applications>DVHSCap, if not get it here (http://developer.apple.com/sdk/).

    Maybe next time you could film your shit, some of us love the look of a good old stinker on camera.

    What HDV cam did our favorite lesbian purchase, I would assume it was a portable model perhaps the Canon HV10 or the sony HDR-HC3?

    Goodbye.
    Lovingly Henry Little

  6. Matt Blender Avatar

    What’s great about the Zune? I’m curious.

  7. Mike C Avatar

    Madge, you sounded jet-lagged. Are you sure you’ve fully recovered from your near-death experience?

  8. Gareth Avatar
    Gareth

    WHAT CAMCORDER DID YOU BUY? I agree that HD rendering can be a pain in the ass. It’s a classic early adopter problem.

  9. bicyclemark Avatar

    a turducken clogged my toilet.

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