Month: November 2006

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Double Tranny Trouble. Also Ceven from anderepodcast and melting turd and mat blendturd.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Skyping with Ceven.

Trannywreck comes on the line.

Fatty Abernathy lost her brains along with her balls.

Ceven was in Other Peoples’ Mirrors.

Other Peoples’ Mirrors is gaining a cult following.

Ceven thinks Andy Melton is funny.

Fatty Abernathy talked about me on her show. I’ll kick her ass sideways.

Ceven thinks Podshow is counter-intuitive.

Ceven has problems uploading video, etc. on Podshow.

Fatty Abernathy comes on and has a deep voice like Special Delivery Mark.

Fatty thinks Trannywreck sounds like Miss Piggy.

I ask Fatty why she’s so mean and why she hates me.

My success rides on the backs of trannys?

Who is Fatty to tell me who I am? I am a lesbian.

Annoying cricket sound effects.

Fatty plays a clip of Yeast to show why I suck.

Dace comes on the line.

I hang up on Fatty.

Tranny’s surgery.

Matt Blender comes on the line.

Matt Blender gives his opinion on Podshow. Which is non-existent.

More of Ceven’s Podshow critiques.

Faggregator, QPodder are not user-friendly?

Andy thinks the Podshow site could use a usability expert.

I give Tranny some camcorder recommendations.

Cheryl is turd busy eating dirty ass turd be on the show.

We wish Trannywreck good luck on her surgery before she hangs up.

I want a replacement tranny while Tranny’s gone…?

Dace’s impersonation of Tranny and vice-versa.

What do you say to a tranny pre-surgery?

Marty ugly. She think she all that and she jealous.

More podcaster shitstirring with Twinkleboi on the receiving end (as per usual). Whisper campaigns. Batshit craziness.

Ceven is fascinated by Ragan.

Ragan did Gussy’s eulogy.

Ragan gossip.

Does other peoples’ business become your business when they discuss their business in podcasts?

Ceven likes the shownotes.

okaysoradio.libsyn.com. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

Ceven has been listening to Andy Melton, Mikeypod, Steve Harris, and Ragan.

Ceven wore socks and fake-raped someone during his Other Peoples’ Mirrors performance.

The Earwax Cafe owners’ reaction was real in Other Peoples’ Mirrors.

Travel plans: going to Milan and then Amsterdam.

Adam from This Boy Elroy went to Amsterdam and went to a sex museum with his parents.

Ceven’s making a movie about queefing.

Cher used to come on Yeast Radio.

The reason why there’s a delay on my Sirius shows.

Farting at h.

I took candid photos of old pruny Jewish women (aside from yours truly).

Live shitting.

Ragan used me shitting as part of his academic article on soundscapes.

Bidets.

I tried to contact Jihadist Jerry while I’m in Miami. He’d make a good drag queen.

Ze Frank vlog.

Amanda Congdon commented on my blog.

I clogged Ceven’s toilet on my first try.

Flushing created a black hole that cut out my internet connection.

PW Fenton gets bitchy when I don’t do my work.

Hanging up on Dace.

Anderecast.podshow.com: original music, short films, vlog. Sponsor him.

The most interesting kinds of podcasts.

Losing my lesbian accent.

Lesbian night at a German sex club.

Walking into a black wall at a German sex club.

Last words from Andy.

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Twice. The thing.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Audio comments in response to yesterday’s Podshow rant.

Twinkleboi voicemail. Welcome to Podshow, Twinkleboi. Maybe we can meet when I’m in Europe.

I love Twinkleboi and Chef Mark‘s shows and my rant yesterday had nothing to do with them.

Chef Mark voicemail response to yesterday’s show.

Roger Smalls voicemail. He has another question about human rights.

Shitting at Victoria’s Secret.

I feel like a bad parent with Trotsky.

I think I might have hurt Brian Place’s feelings.

If you want a mousepad, send me a self-addressed stamped envelope.

Dace: tell Matt Blender to pick up your webcam and send it to you. [I am not your manservant. -MB]

Pizzababe.

Are people being mean to Ragan because of the prehistoric Eat This Hot Show drama?

New (temporary) sponsor for Eclectic News Brief.

Moving my server.

Can someone host Insane Films for me please? Dreamhost can’t handle it.

I’m happy I’m going to be seeing Expat, Max & Stacy, Raymond Kristianson, and Bicycle Mark at Vlogger Europe Vlogger Europe.

I’m sorry Chris Weagel isn’t going to Vlogger Europe.

VLoggies: the Euro edition?

I feel bad.

Posting Eclectic News Brief in high definition?

Thank you Andy Melton and Steve Harris.

hd understands me

I appreciate all of my listeners.

They fired the guy from the Apple ads.

I’ve been editing the latest News Shakes. They star beautiful, real girls.

Justinfeed: my camera is a Cannon HV10.

Wanda has a huge penis.

Opera Queen Larry helped me clean out my car. There were a lot of things of Gussy’s still in it.

Sponsor me, Trader Joe’s.

My Lesbiandar personal ad.

My drawings of Paris.

Noah says Trotsky looks fat.

My mother loved Salami.

Chef Mark has good artwork on his website.

I like Archer.

Mikeypod is going to inturdview Sr. Helen Prejean.

http://www.oglethorpe.edu/arts/dialogue/

Mikeypod does great stuff and I’ve been trying to get him to sign with my production company.

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Lots of real honest talk about podshow and dodgeball.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Talking with Dace on the Skypes.

Technical problems.

I can’t visit Dace after all.

Dace is into acting and Christian playwriting.

Dace’s opinion on the elections.

Dace’s difficulties voting with a disability.

Dace is stupid for not voting.

I don’t want to talk about my Guadalahara experience.

Cheryl’s a stupid whore for making up fake elections between us.

The new Podshow Plus.

Dace kept static-ing out.

I’ll be in Europes during Thanksgiving.

I tried to call Ragan but I had no luck.

Trannywreck is getting her vagina soon.

Dace’s birthday is December 7th (Pearl Harbor Day) and he wants a webcam.

Zillafag tried to send Dace a webcam a while ago.

More cuntputer problems.

A picture of Santorum’s daughter crying after his election.

Trying to call Rachel Kann.

Zillafag voicemail from a billion years ago.

Calling expat Sebastion Prooth.

Dodgeball ruined Sebastian and me.

Dace, Sebastian, and I are all from Indiana.

Twinkleboi signed with Podshow and I’m unhappy it isn’t through my production company.

Chef Mark also got signed with Podshow and I’m unhappy about that too.

Both Mark and Twinkleboi are on QPodder.

Eclectic News Brief.

News Shake.

I don’t get sponsorships from Podshow and I don’t understand what’s going on.

I don’t fault Adam Curry for my unhappiness with Podshow, though.

Sebastian thinks Podshow is the 22-ton-gorilla in podcasting.

Podshow is still the best place to host your podcasts. I reccomend it to everyone.

Why I call my show Yeast Radio.

Is Podshow going the way of MTV during the 80s? Is Podshow going the way of commercial media?

Sebastian’s interview with Scobel.

Video blogging is much more popular than podcasting.

Is there a website I can go to and press a button to tape a video?

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You don’t know where you at or what you for. Get over yourself. Also Melturd eats chidren.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

I was bitching about Cheryl for 30 minutes and didn’t record any of it.

Andy Melturd tells a scary story and it’s terrible. I provide commentary.

Roger Smalls voicemail about human rights violations.

DJDavidJ voicemail.

Howard Stern clip.

Brian Boothby anti-Cheryl political attack ad.

Cheryl’s an idiot for making up a political attack-ad for an election that didn’t exist.

Listening turd really old Howard Stern shows where Howard makes fun of gays dying of AIDS.

Zillafag voicemail about working at the polls.

It was nice meeting Zillafag. He looks better in person.

Ballots with serial numbers.

Voicemail from Robert (?) who wants turd take me out turd dinner.

Prank call clip.

Going on the road again for six weeks starting after next week.

Nicole Cardi submission.

David Cerda’s Caged Dames.

Final Cut bitching.

There’s going to be downtime on all my websites at some point this week.

I’m going to be on the road in the Europes with Bicycle Mark.

Packaging my world up.

Mark wrote me another Eclectic News Brief.

Checking up on the news.

What should I wear in Europe for the winter?

This show will be airing on Thanksgiving. Vlog Europe will be over by then.

Podshow is releasing a new version tonight (?)

My suggestions to Podshow.

Question: what’s the biggest hard drive I can put in my Macbook Pro?

Trannywreck getting her cunt-creation?

Nicole Cardi has a podcast called Musique Cardiaque.

Dave from Chub Creek.

I’m trying to get back to being the way I was.

I bought tickets for my mom and sister to see Salome and neither told me what they thought.

Lots of new NewsShakes.

I’m going to need new NewsShake models in January.

I made a mistake in my evaluation of Rocket Boom and Amanda Congdon.

Thank you Brian Place for the coffee and mousepads.

I would like everyone to contribute to the Jennifer Snoddy Medical Fund.

Funerals. Death.

Talking about my death with Larry the Opera Queen.

Funerals seem insulting.

Staging my own funeral.

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Twice. The whole thing. Mostly.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Song: Come With Me, My Little Lesbian.

Mr. Zeech song.

Madge is back from Guadalahera!

Whorehole.org

Tiger lillies and flowers.

The election.

Madge has finally recovered from her thigh abortion.

Going to Europe soon.

I can’t even take a sabbatical.

I invented the Lillith Fair, which means I can suck a mean titty.

David Cerda was on the show. He’s been blacklisted from a gay fun show.

I talked with h d about being true to your art.

The Vloggies set up a hierarchy.

Podcast Awards.

I’m staying out of the awards show cuntroversy.

Scobel is still fat.

I interviewed David Cerda on the show. His show is wonderful.

Peter Mavrik thinks so too.

David gave me my big break and I’m grateful.

Thank you, Peter, for taping Caged Dames.

Peter got drunk and sucked a lot of cock at the Caged Dames cast party.

David Cerda inspired me to come back.

Go back and listen to the old shows and hear how this show has changed.

h d interviewed me for her video blog.

Fuck you Fatty Abernathy for coming on here and dissing me on my turf.

Cheryl‘s been stealing my catch phrases.

I smell vomit.

Going to Florida soon.

The point of podcasting.

Ask a question, get no answer.

Do I need shownotes anymore?

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I can’t spell that place where the mexicans are fighting. But that’s what Carlos and I talk about here.Oaxaca?
Ain’t that grand?

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Kerry isn’t a real issue. We should be talking about Iraq and habeus corpus instead.

The point when humanity went wrong.

Ulises Ruiz Ortiz: the asshole PRI governor of Oaxaca, Mexico.

Carlos tried to clone female sex slaves.

American interests infiltrated the Mexican PRI party.

The Mexican PAN party: currently in power and being infiltrated by Neo-Cons.

Pizzababe has a PANus.

I’m not into the significance of stupid shit, like the number of shows I’ve done.

Carlos says the price of the tortilla is a big economic indicator in Mexico.

The Mexican word for pussy.

Carlos wakes up his neighbors with his lovemaking.

The Zapatista Army of National Liberation in Mexico. Subcomandante Marcos is its leader.

Purpose is erotic.

Carlos wants to start an Independent Media Center in Tijuana.

Carlos gives an update on Madge.

People want the Oaxaca governor out of office. Ortiz got elected through an under-the-table deal, kind of like Tony Blair and Gordon Brown.

Bad unions and government people allied with the PRI party killed a journalist who covered the election, Bradley Roland Will.

Teamsters have been infiltrated by the mafia.

Human rights groups in Mexico are getting invaded by the PRD party.

Oaxaca is full of natural resources.

I tend to ignore corrupt government stuff going on in Chicago.

I’m going to Florida and then Milan for VlogEurope.

I’m going to meet with Gay Expat, Karmabanque, and Bicycle Mark.

Carlos wants to know why Max doesn’t open source the Karmabanque concept for Mexico and other non-English-speaking countries.

I suggest that the technicality of this may be over Karmabanques’ heads.

Al-Jazeera English is starting up.

I can only do one thing at a time and I don’t have access to money from my joint production company.

Bicycle Mark has been writing Eclectic News Brief.

I need to start getting sponsors or else I won’t do it anymore.

I’m going to Lubiana, etc. with Bicycle Mark.

Andy (the noise musician) is a different person now when he talks about politics.

People judge guests on Yeast based on the podcast my guests were on only.

Mid-term elections: it’s looking like the Democrats will take the House unless Karl Rove pulls something.

Earthlink ad.

More and more reports coming in of irate voters calling various House Democratic campaigns complaining about the repeat-call-back robocalls.

In other words, these are the harassing calls paid for by the NRCC made to appear that they’re from the Democratic campaign. And a lot of angry voters are getting fooled by the scam, it seems.

Take this and the tightening polls together and you get one net result: this election is going to be decided on the ground. It’s in the hands of the folks running the get-out-the-vote operations, manning the phone banks, helping people get to the polls. The Republicans are going to do their best to scam their way through this one. So it’s up to the people on the ground to make sure they don’t get away with it. If you’re in the GOTV operation, it’s all up to you.

— Josh Marshall

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/010841.php

http://mathewgross.com/community/node/1284

…and thank you Sharon from Tampon for the increadibly thoughtful, empathetic, and priceless gift. It means so much to know that some of you out there know what it’s like.

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In this show we’re going to learn how to keep Karl Rove from stealing the next election.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Trotsky ate my headphones.

Karl Rove’s dad was gay.

Thank you Michael Carrino for donating to the Jennifer Snoddy medical fund.

Playing around with mics.

Andy Melton wants to fuck Radio Peter.

Audio at the end of the show comes courtesty of Chris Weagel.

We only have enough natural resources for the next two years and all everyone talks about is reality tv.

Later on in the show I play a speech by Greg Palast, an investigative journalist. He’s more palatable than Nom Chomsky.

Black Box Voting.

Voting discrepancies.

Ways to fight voting machine tampering, especially Video the Vote.

Karl Rove and the Republicans will do anything to stay in power, including election theft.

Anyone who can get at the yellow button on the Sequoia voting machines can vote multiple times.

Vote early and vote often.

I have a suggestion: we should insist on a down-time procedures for these voting machines.

Top 10 things citizens can do to oversee elections via Blackboxvoting.org

Matt Blender talking about Halloween parade costumes.

We can all make a difference, like Cindy Sheehan said.

If you see a voting irregularity, contact me at [email protected]

Greg Palast speech where he talks about how Karl Rove stole this election.