Month: November 2006

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ALL YEAST AND ANJI BEAST TURDAY!

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

First annual Yeast Radio/Anji Beast Hannucunt Blowout Special.

Checkout Ruby Fruit Radio, an all-music podcast featuring podsafe music by womyn.

Roger Smalls sent me new album art.

Andy Melton sent me his secret video.

Kiko sent me more sound clips.

It’s all about Yeast, not about Fedex lying or Trannywreck‘s yeasty new vagina.

Anji Bee left a comment about why Italians hate fat people.

Fake celebrity comments on my website?

Amanda Congdon

Steve Garfield

Steve Harris says I need bigger tits.

Anji called me a bitch.

Trannywreck has breasts and a twat now. I’m very excited to see the vagina.

It’s all about vaginal yeast.

Less politics, more vaginal yeast.

The Knight Cast promo.

Yeast Fun Facts and Yeast Infection Education.

Amy Abdu made me some delicious carrot soup.

My vagina. Et al.

I tell a tale of Anji Bee’s shit stirring.

Yeast infection information

Opera.

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Interviews with Vlogging Yenta Schlomo Rabinowitcztes, Richard of RichardShow.com, and two young Italian boys.

Video of same to soon follow on insanefilms.com.

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Schlomo introduces the podcast.

My new Sally Jessy Raphael-ish look.

Inturdview with Schlomo Rabinowitcztes at Vlog Europe.

Keeping it real.

Schlomo used to do porn a few years ago.

Getting mistaken for Hilary Swank .

Schlomo had to shoot a fake come shots.

Bill Streeter.

Schlomo has the low-down on the Vloggies and Irina Slutsky.

All you have to do to win a Vloggie is call up Robert Scobel.

Podtech.

What Robert Scoble is doing for video blogging.

How to make money doing nothing like Robert Scoble.

The fattest Jew out there?

Michael Schaap is taping the inturdview and he hates Alice Cooper.

Richard from the Richard Show likes to jump into water.

Why Richard from the Richard Show acts like a moron.

Richard is a member of the Polar Bear Club.

Polyester.

Richard from the Richard Show is a professor at a fundamentalist university.

Yeast is worse than breast cancer.

I am a gay man anthropologist.

Man like having sex with each other in places that smell like urine.

Gaydar and gay.com.

A prostitute told me straight American men like to get fucked.

How to use new technology to make vlogs, etc. suck less.

Ragan Fox.

Why drag queens are mean and kill people.

Inturdviewing young Italian men.

A restaurant in Italy entirely managed by lesbians.

Trying to get some lesbian action in Italy.

Why the Italian guy hasn’t gotten any lesbian action.

I sing some Opera.

Advice for me, a woman in this town.

What the young Italian mens think of America and our president.

My vagina hurts.

Bicycle Mark thinks that Italian news is good.

Italian journalist who was kidnapped.

The one Italian guy likes fast food but not fast food chicken.

He also likes fat black women.

Side effects of my botched liposuction.

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Dyke in Venice and some highlights from Bellagio and and shit.

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Getting pizza in Shitaly.

Venice is beautiful.

Clanging church bells.

Bicycle Mark says priests were making fun of us taking pictures.

Priest pin-up calendar.

Stinky fish bridge.

I’m bloated and cranky and angry.

Audio of my video called Bloating to Bellagio Part One. You can see the video of me inturdvieweing Raymond Kristianson and other videobloggers on Insane Films.

Walking through a graveyard (?)

Podcasting from Lecho (?), Italy.

Inturdview with Raymond.

Raymond’s more interested in Florence than Milan.

Schlomo’s never been to Europe before.

Raymond was talking with Gay Expat about Americans travelling to Europe.

Raymond’s thoughts on Vlog Europe.

Eric Rice must be taking LSD because he’s making sense all of a sudden.

European statues.

Vlog Europe wasn’t very conversational because it was 95% men.

Vlogging with cell phones.

Announcement: the terrorists won. Get over it.

Democracy Now on future natural resource use.

Looking at a pretty mountain.

Lots of lesbians in tracksuits in Bellagio.

Talking to some guy from Alpo.

Looking at a fairy bloat.

Talking about yeast.

The Earthlink campaign is over.

More bell clanging.

What priests should be talking about.

Touring a major destination for priests.

Sinking Catholic churches= metaphor?

The Catholic church supports amazing hospitals.

Bicycle Mark saw Sally Struthers on the Gilmore Girls.

I couldn’t live on this island.

Looking at scary African masks.

Avoiding the pache pache people.

Venice used to be a republic.

Bicycle Mark runs his mouth.

Going to Amsterdam turdmorrow.

The Douchey of Venice is like one giant grandmother’s house.

Protesting Karmabanque.

Fast cars and theme music.

I’ve never been to a city with no cars or bikes before.

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Cheryl and I teach English to some Brazilians.

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Cheryl’s Myspace.

Calling from Slovenia. No Skype credit left.

I have a head cold that I caught from a fat blogger. I have yellow snot too.

Bicycle Mark.

Italy sucks ass and it’s overrated.

Holiday greetings sent to Cheryl.

Getting treatment at an Italian pharmacy.

Stupid phone message from Rachel Kann‘s mom.

Rachel Kann‘s been on a lustful self-destruct spiral.

Rachel’s friend reported her dead. But she’s not dead so relax.

Cheryl got an email from a listenturd and Cheryl’s going to do a holiday gift guide.

Donate money to Jennifer Snoddy’s medical fund.

I call someone named Saliva on the Skypes.

Calling Andy Melturd. He sounds bummed.

Talking about the new Queercaster website.

Andy Melton‘s trying not to think negative thoughts.

Saliva comes back on the line.

Andy saw The Secret.

Teaching English to Saliva.

Small talk.

Bicycle Mark comes on to help translate the Portugese.

Cheryl staples herself for the Brazilian Saliva.

Our impressions of Brazil and Brazillians.

Trying to get Saliva to staple his penis.

Rupert calls in.

New James Bond movie: 00Prolapse.

Random person “Nixon” calls in. She’s Bulgarian and she’s 11 years old.

Rupert isn’t religious.

How to say prolapse in Dutch.

Getting trapped in a Skype text chat.

I look dead in the videos I shot.

What’s going on with Matt Blender.

White noise machine.

PNP= Prolapse ‘N Play.

I’m going to Amsterdam soon.

Cheryl wants presents.

Audio of me shitting.

Cheryl used to send me things all the time but she doesn’t anymore.

Cheryl’s working on making some promo materials for us all.

Earthlink ad.

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Shitaly SUCKS for uploading. Finally now that we are in Slovenia, I can upload again. Eat me.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Clip from some guy giving his opinion on old Madge.

On a train with some loud, stubby-legged Slovenians.

Keeping the show about yeast and nothing else.

I interviewed a woman named Deirdre Strawn (?). The video will be on Insane Films.

Geekbrief.com.

Free hosting at Podshow.

Daily Source Code.

I do want I want. Get fucked.

Yeast song.

Interview with Deirdre Strawn.

Deirdre recognized the Old Lesbians Organization for Change picture on my website banner.

Deirdre’s experiences (not sexual experiences) with lesbian women.

Deirdre grew up in Thailand and went to school in India.

Deirdre’s quixotic father.

Deirdre lived in Thailand while her father did hippy work in Vietnam.

Fantasia was a stoner movie.

Deirdre’s family moved to Bangladesh so her father could head Save the Children.

How Deirdre met her husband and then left the country for Italy.

Deirdre thinks the US is more afraid of different cultures after 9/11.

Deirdre thinks we should elect John Stewart.

TVBlob: Video communication on a TV set.

Every television has a hyperlink?

Cheryl Merkowski.

Deirdre’s Vlog Europe experience.

Noise music.

Earthlink ad.

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I hate Italy. People call me fat here. Vloggers are stupid.

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Underneath Milan with a bunch of Vloggers.

Gay Expat told me that AC said I need to go back to fighting yeast instead of fighting George Bush.

Bicycle Mark weighs in.

Journalists doing journalism?

Does Adam Curry understand irony?

Air America listed all the advertisers that wouldn’t do business with Air America.

Yeast blacklisted for talking against Bush?

Yeast isn’t all about dissing Bush. Democrats get dissed too.

Getting blowjobs from Anji Bee.

Whispering Pearls has giant floating boobs- even bigger than Pizzababe‘s.
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There was a bomb scare in Rome turday.

Our train is on the verge of exploding.

No room in podcasting for citizen journalism.

What to say about vaginal yeast?

Going Disney.

Michael Carrino‘s kids like Yeast Radio.

I would cuntsider doing a kid’s show.

Disturbing murals at a castle.

What Bicycle Mark thinks about new war monuments and repeating mistakes of the past.

Lost’s Darma Initiative.

Looking at a moat.

Bicycle Mark prefers the West Wing (which sponsored Yeast for a day).

Touring Museo Di Artzo, which had Buffy the Vampire Slayer masks. And people with assfaces.

Talking about yeast some more.

Amanda Congdon bukkake: most-used Technorati tag turday.

Chris Weagel posted an Amanda Congdon bukkake video on Human Dog.

We like Amanda Congdon.

Steve Garfield: the Paul Revere of video blogging.

Heading to the La Scala (?) opera house.

Every show has to be related to vaginal yeast. It’s in my Podshow contract.

People in Italy keep asking me if I’m pregnant.

Protesting Karmabanque by drinking Coca Cola.

Schlomo’s using his Nintendo DS.

I need a Skype phone.

John Travolta is playing the Divine role in Hairspray.

Song sung by a whore.

Yeast is the worst thing in the world.

Massengill should sponsor me.

Who killed more people: Bush or vaginal yeast?

Earthlink ad.

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Too bad we have to go all the way to a remote village in iturdly to get away from those creepy sillycunt valley types except for Scholmo.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Eating at a restaurant in Italy with Michael Schaap from Sweden.

Arguing about the shownotes “I” don’t write.

Okay So Radio

The Swedish guy is really hostile.

American boot camp/Planned Parenthood.

Getting “Richard Showstein” on Yeast Radio even though he doesn’t want to be on it.

What Richard likes about Madge.

My vagina is like a latke.

Where Richard teaches.

Democrats. Jesus lives.

What Michael thinks of Madge.

Something about bra-wearing.

Cunnilingus noises.

I ask Aske Dam who is a lay preacher (like Don Ho) a few questions.

Aske Dam did video art in Japan.

Local media in Japanese villages.

Localization of media in Japanese television and how it can be translated into podcasting.

Old Italian cunts staring at me.

Vlogger Con San Francisco.

Irina Slutsky.

Michael Schapp talks about preparing fish in Iceland by burying it and then pissing on it.

Verifying the truth of this with a guy from Denmark.

Steve Harris smokes.

Steve Harris shared a hotel room with the Gay Expat.

Yeast2: Vlog Europe 2006 Non-Mental Masterbation at 3am, or, “How I learned to stop worrying and love Robert Scoble’s big fat belly.”

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This is fun. Day 1. Lots of famous vloggers, if vloggers can be famous.

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I’m in Milan, Italy and I have a whole new look.

I’m enjoying the Vlog Europe.

I had dinner with a famous Swedish vlogger named Michael Scapp. He’s really mean.

Raymond Kristianson is also here and he looks psychotic turday.

Chatting with Chris Weagel .

The Gay Expat, Steve Harris are here.

I’m jetlagged.

Vaginal bidets.

Italians have assjuice on their hands.

Milan think it all that but it ain’t.

Looking at buildings in Milan.

My feet smell.

Ass flashing.

Bicycle Mark.

My audience is leaving in droves.

A video about a weapons exhibition sent by Chris Weagel.

The war is over now that we have Democrats in the majority.

Okay So Radio is the best show ever.

Clips from eating at a restaurant in Milan.

Toilet condoms.

Bidets.

Some guy at the restaurant says that the French are disgusting.

Enemas.

Spontaneous abortion flushing.

Turducken.

Trash-talking and accusation-making.

Steve is keeping secrets from John Ong.

We all love John Ong.

Raymond talks about American politics and it’s really boring so I skip it.

Racism in Norway.

New vlog: Sammy the Jew.

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Whatever. Twice. I care. Travel was horrible.

The David Cerda interview with Caged Dames clips will be posted very very soon on insanefilms.com. I’m having whale of a time getting this fucking HD bullshit to rendturd. HD is a scam. Microsoft Zune is AWESOME. WOW! Kicks the pants of the shitty ipod.

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Zeech song: have you ever been on the road with a lesbian?

Pondering why my show isn’t popular while I shit.

Shitting a turducken.

The people who flew me turd Amsterdam lied and lied and lied a lot.

I got put up in a hotel after my flight got delayed.

Andy Melturd designed a new theme on QPodder.

The airline put us all up in an Indian reservation casino hotel.

Giving birth through my ass.

Shit and Chicks.

The deal on HD: don’t bother.

Am I gross or what?

Sitting next to a fat person on the flight.

Shitting symphony.

Pizzababe likes it rough and hard.

The Zune is really good.

Editing video of Caged Dames, David Cerda’s latest play I taped with Peter from Windy City Queercast and Radio Peter.

Leftover material from earlier in the week.

I won’t back down from a previous cuntroversial rant.

What freedom is.

The elections were a victory.

Cheryl: watch this show called Heros because a blonde teenaged cheerleader gets stapled.

I can take care of myself. I don’t need my audience to go after Fatty Abernathy.

Trying turd deal with my headaches.

The best thing about my old mental hospital.