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YR469 Apple and its Falun Gong Blood-Red iPod

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Fuck apple and their planned obsolete products. Fuck Bono and his ugly glasses.

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Researching trip plans for Vlog Europe.

I may sell my car.

I’m meeting up with Bicycle Mark in Europe.

I might go to Venice when I visit Europe.

I got my hair cut at the Red Door Spa by Tim.

I also got a deep-tissue massage. The whole time I was worrying about my asshole.

Question for my listeners: is getting a deep-tissue massage supposed to feel like S & M bottoming?

I recorded a show with Andy Melton and Cheryl.

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The iTunes podcast front page has a new section for political commentary and I’m not on it. None of the other podcasts with “explicit” labels are on it either.

Fuck Bono with his liver-damaged face. Oprah: whatever. Apple has China make its products when China is one of the worst human rights violators in the world.

When I get marginalized I have to toot my own horn.

Vulgarity is the only way to describe the things our filthy administration has been doing.

I helped people realize podcasting was a viable new medium and I deserve to be treated with more respect.

Apple is all about capturing the clean, shiny web 2.0 zeitgeist.

Apple. China. Abusive labor?

Chinese Falun Gong labor camps?

I hate those arrogant Apple ads with the kid with miniscule facial hair.

Wall Street and trickle-up economics.

Mike Judge’s new movie, Idiocracy.

Everyone in this country is dumb. No one can see past the plastic reality we create.

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I will do whatever it takes to investigate Apple’s relationship with China- even if it means losing weight.

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35 replies on “YR469 Apple and its Falun Gong Blood-Red iPod”

I haven’t listened to turday’s episodomy, but Bono has done more for Africa than you… So watch it.

I would, however, like Mr. Bono to take on the Bush / Iraq bullshit… Which he diplomatically has avoided.

Ugh. You are such a whore. At least you are an honest whore. How much would it cost me to dress you up like Marlyin Monroe for the night, have you call me “Mr. President”, and at the end of the session, I accidently overdose you and use your phone to call my brother “Bobby” for help?

It will be the same red color, but will have the same coating used for scratch and sniff… with the smell of dead fish and feces. It will also have engraved on the back CUNT with a little graphical version of the female organ that looks like the very very very puffy and jucy one featured in the third part of Other People’s Mirrors on insane films. Kinda like a clam, all inflamed and puss filled. DELISH. WERK. WERK THAT iPerd

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The music was great, as usual! I’m glad you enjoyed my guitar solo! Maybe I should go on a tour with my broke neck guitar and do a show! Maybe you could come along and add some background sound effects! That would be awesome!

Oh fuck. What a bunch of bullshit. Spend $200 on a a piece of shit that was made in a sweat shop in China by abused workers- which sets up a whole other set of problems. Then you have a bunch of cuntsumers who just THINK they spent $200 to cure AIDS in Africa (for women and children of course- they’re innocent after all, even though they’re black), thus relievcing what tiny bit of guilt their two dimential TV-based conscience affords them. Meanwhile, only $5.00 actually goes to this global charity for thusandso and god knows how much of that acutally goes to help the people with AIDS. A liberal estimate would be 50%- or $2.50 max. Oprah has a $850,000 dog house.

So there you have it. Some asshole spends their $200 which they normally donate to charity to buy a shitty blood red ipod which helps enslave the chinese people and at the same time relieves their guilt and they get to wear it proudly to show people how much they care about BLACK PEOPLE and AIDS and WOMEN at the SAME TIME! It’s like having three different arm bands at once- and it plays music!

$10 is not enough! Apple is fucking RICH! They charge a god dammed arm and a leg for their computers, they can afford to give more! They shouldn’t create a SPECIAL iPod just for a charity. They should give $10 of every iPod sale! If that can’t be done, AT LEAST take $10 from every iPod shuffle sell. Think about it, you give it to someone as a Christmas gift and they feel good because part of their gift went to help starving children or whatever.

Here is the other part that offends me. I might be wrong on this, but, why aren’t more people doing things for people in THIS cuntry!?

This wasn’t an attack on you Ragan…I just get annoyed by big, greedy corporations.

Though I didn’t see the piece on Oprah, I can’t help but think of the series “The Century of the Self” that Richard posted on Insane films. Though I respect your opinion, Ragan, once you watch that it kind of jades you in a way that makes it pretty hard to trust Bono, Oprah or Apple.

If you haven’t seen “The Century of the Self” yet, Ragan, being a PhD in communications, you will probably find it very interesting. I think you’d appreciate it. BTW, I carry that series around on my video iPod — but mine is black — like my evil soul. Forgive me Richard.

Thanks for the thanks and the thanks on Insane Films too 😀 even though I send catty emails and write 1,000 word comments. Meow.

I really understand where you’re coming from about Apple and how horrible that feels. I see the Inside Politics section on the US iTunes page (you didn’t imagine it) and couldn’t help but notice there are only two, er, pagelets for Democrats and four for Republicunts. I was glad to see Democracy Now on the commentary, at least.

I’m also glad I’m not the only one who can smell Bono’s bullshit, there’s that “rich person needs to feel better so goes around patronising everyone else” thing going on, IMO. I think Africa needs help but they would do well to check that money really reaches the people who need it. So many charity organisations have something like an 80% – 90% administrative overhead it’s shocking.

The West just seems to pour money into Africa for it to get pocketed by dodgy regimes, while with stuff like RED or Make Poverty History, fat corporations capitalise on Western compassion, or is it guilt, or is it fashion. And it’s the fashion part that really pisses me off. People in China have it bad, North Korea even worse but it’s not cool to care about those places, so nobody does shit.

Great music as always. I think it’s incredible that Andy Melton’s guitar solo couldn’t be drowned out by an orchestra, Animal from the Muppets on drums, a black woman singing gospel, etc. 😉 Andy, you’re a star.

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Richard,

To answer your initial question – getting a deep tissue massage can be painful depending on how tight or loose the muslces are. As to whether it is similar to being an S&M bottom is beyond my personal experience to comment on.

I have a friend who does massotherapy so I asked her this question for you and came up with the same answer. She and I, too, though, didn’t have the answer about the S&M bottom thing either. I guess we’re kind of sexually borning. Sorry.

By the way, as a recovering podcaster, I have to say you’re getting back to form.

It was a bit sketchy last week, but this episode really grooves, like, dude.

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