Month: October 2006

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Yeah well the title pretty much says it all.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Special message from Madge.

Nicole Cardi posted her 5th show with interviews and music.

Steve, what’s the name of the software you made?

Very special birthday in the podosphere: Pizzababe turned 40. She’s officially over the hill and too old to fuck.

Check out Pizzababe’s 40th birthday bash podcast.

I’m turning 40 next year and I’ll be as old as you.

Cheryl, I’m not asking Joanne Schroeder to make music for you.

Twinkleboi made me a really good burka song.

I play all audio comments. If I miss playing your audio comment or promo email me and I’ll be sure to play it.

Be sure to send me an .mp3 attachment, NOT a link.

I used to work tech support taking calls from idiots.

I used to have a customer named Felice who would say “good noon” right at noon.

Really important documentary on Insane Films about why the war coverage in Iraq sucks.

Why I’m posting political stuff on Insane Films.

I’m going to see the dress rehearsal of Soleme with Debra Voigt, who was famously kicked out of an operahouse for being too fat. There’s a lot of buzz about Debra’s turn as Soleme.

Rich people in my neighborhood are getting prosecuted for putting out rat poison for dogs to eat.

This alleged pet murderer is named Jerome L. Blair and he lives at 4230 Marine Drive, Chicago, IL, 60613- northwest corner of Hutchinson Street and Marine Drive. South of Montrose.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

A revolutionary new idea or how I learned to stopped worrying and love the plunger.

Edith Massey intro.

I like saying my own name.

Don’t send me coffee.

I can’t find my phone. My house smells.

I’ve been finding more models for News Shake.

If you know pretty girls in the Chicago area who can giggle for two minutes, I’ll pay them.

Farting into the mic.

Rupert: I’ll help you with your school project but you have to find me. Maybe I can skype you from my phone?

New Eclectic News Brief about China.

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Cleaning ritual.

Why my farts and shit sessions hurt.

Shitting. Lots and lots of shitting.

Definition of a lapse.

Extremely funny Cheryl video.

I’m 39.

We’ve come a long way after Vietnam.

Brian Place: socially liberal, fiscally conservative.

I like capitalism. After all, I’m a part of Podshow. I’m also in favor of social responsibility.

I was thinking of Reagan’s trickle-down economics, which was bullshit.

My idea: trickle-up economics. Everyone in the country gets basic housing, clothes, education, and health care.

Trickle-up economics will lower the crime rate and our obesity epidemic, etc.

Earthlink commercial.

Democrats have so many good ideas. I wish they could think up ideas instead of defending themselves.

I recently saw Thank You for Smoking.

More iTunes “political commentary” label bitching.

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A special report: An Austrailan Broadcasting Co. interview with Daniel Ellsberg who warns us that Bush is trying to lie the American people into going int war with Iran . Ellsberg exposed the Pentagon Papers during Vietnam.

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Phone hell.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Update on Cheryl’s new colostomy.

Cheryl was hired by the Republican party to do PR for global warming.

People have been jumping to conclusions about Madge’s health.

However, Madge has been leaving voicemails on Karmabanque from her hospital bed.

Wanda’s been stalking a Minnesota senator.

Eric Rice has a bad haircut. He seems to like it when I make fun of him.

Ragan: call Cheryl.

Geek Brief.

I’m babysitting my niece while my their parents go to a Rolling Stone concert.

I know the half-brother of a Queer Eye guy. The half-brother was in my Hebrew school carpool. He had a diabetic mom.

Brian Place sent me an email bitching about Max from Karmabanque. Then Stacy read it over my shoulder.

Cheryl says she would do Stacy.

I’m going to see Stacy in Milan.

Cheryl has an injunction against her.

Cheryl’s take on my recent movies.

Other Peoples’ Mirrors.

Puppet show with clowngina.

The Worst Thing About Filming People Having Sex.

Tim Can’t Reid.

Willing Warrior.

A fan of Steve Irwin calls in and yells a lot.

Andy Melton calls in.

Andy didn’t get the job because he’s too fat.

Andy had a dream about Puffy.

What Andy had to eat.

We need to get Andy Melton on Richard Simmons.

Cheryl’s going to do a Behind the Lipps show.

Andy’s interested in open-source software.

Andy camwhores for chubby chasers.

Cheryl craps on her webcam.

Andy’s a grower like Dace.

Guys online contact Andy and hope they can “feed” him.

Andy’s opinion on the Madgeless version of Yeast.

My music mixes.

Andy’s thoughts on the QPodder design.

Advertising revenue on blogs?

I liked Andy’s podcast where he played guitar.

Andy’s fat, pathetic, and humorous.

Cheryl got boned in the bathroom.

The Falun Gong stuff makes me sick.

Katie Couric’s ratings are dropping.

No one watches TV anymore.

Is Mrs. Slocombe going to Vlog Europe?

I hate air conditioning?

Andy has thyroid problems.

Cheryl needs to get some culture.

The definition of habeas corpus.

I hope Puffy knows more about law than Cheryl.

Cheryl needs to go to the QPodder party with Pizzababe.

Andy can’t come to the QPodder party.

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Fuck apple and their planned obsolete products. Fuck Bono and his ugly glasses.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Researching trip plans for Vlog Europe.

I may sell my car.

I’m meeting up with Bicycle Mark in Europe.

I might go to Venice when I visit Europe.

I got my hair cut at the Red Door Spa by Tim.

I also got a deep-tissue massage. The whole time I was worrying about my asshole.

Question for my listeners: is getting a deep-tissue massage supposed to feel like S & M bottoming?

I recorded a show with Andy Melton and Cheryl.

Thanks to Steve Harris for my new WordPress theme and to Matt Blender for the shownotes.

Why don’t I have Splenda as a sponsor? Splenda sponsors the Rumorgirls.

Insane Films.

Eclectic News Brief.

News Shake.

Yeast2.

Eat This Hot Show.

Email me and/or send your .mp3 audio comments to: [email protected]

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Replying to spam.

Strikes on Iran possible by 2007.

Why is Ask A Ninja still on the iTunes top 20? I don’t get it. Someone please explain this to me.

The iTunes podcast front page has a new section for political commentary and I’m not on it. None of the other podcasts with “explicit” labels are on it either.

Fuck Bono with his liver-damaged face. Oprah: whatever. Apple has China make its products when China is one of the worst human rights violators in the world.

When I get marginalized I have to toot my own horn.

Vulgarity is the only way to describe the things our filthy administration has been doing.

I helped people realize podcasting was a viable new medium and I deserve to be treated with more respect.

Apple is all about capturing the clean, shiny web 2.0 zeitgeist.

Apple. China. Abusive labor?

Chinese Falun Gong labor camps?

I hate those arrogant Apple ads with the kid with miniscule facial hair.

Wall Street and trickle-up economics.

Mike Judge’s new movie, Idiocracy.

Everyone in this country is dumb. No one can see past the plastic reality we create.

More people need to take chances on Yeast.

I will do whatever it takes to investigate Apple’s relationship with China- even if it means losing weight.

There needs to be a Gay and Lesbian category on iTunes.

I have a new level of appreciation for my audience after Madge left.

I’m going to put out the Cheryl and Andy Melton show over the weekend.

Audionoise.

Earthlink ad.

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Memories- misty urine smelling… and a rare recording of an interview Adam Curry did of Madge in early January 2005.
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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Cheryl Merkowski’s plan of action.

Mr. Zeeche song of Madge mourning.

Pissy voicemail from Larry the opera queen.

Livejournal entry from August 5th, 2001: lesbian advice on douche.

Dave Calderbank female moaning.

August 8th, 2001: female journalist tried to interview members of the Chicago cast of the Real World.

Voicemail from Robert. He wants directors’ commentary on videos. He would also like to see a video of h at work.

I haven’t been paying enough attention to Mikeypod.

Someone forgot to renew the Podshow domain name.

Livejournal entry from August 16th, 2001 about HiFi.

Firefox keeps crashing.

I’m trying to be like Ragan Fox and it isn’t working.

More livejournal entries.

Thank you Steve Harris, Michael Carrino, and Miss Penang for my new theme.

Simon Tune reads some haikus.

More LJ entries.

First time Adam Curry talked to Madge on January 5th, 2005.

Thanks very much to Steve Harris who created my new theme and also to Miss Penang and Cheese Dick Carrino who helped her out!

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Guest Chris Weagel and I rip on a wide range of topics from Robert Scoble’s huge stomach to… well to a bunch of stuff.

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I’m pissed at the vlogosphere and bloated Robert Scoble saying he’s some kind of vlogging expert.

Scoble parades his fat kid around conventions.

Chris is pissed at the pure acceptance of horseshit in our culture.

The repealing of the constitution vs. the Foley sex scandal.

Chris Weagel does Human Dog and he’s a member of The Pan.

Chris tells me about each of the eight members of The Pan.

A parakeet saved a woman I met from suicide.

I skipped the Portable Media Expo because I hate cliques.

Eric Rice and his bad haircut.

Google Video is underrated.

Scobel is using the Vloggies as a promotional tool for his own company.

Chris nominated the Gang Bang scene from Other Peoples’ Mirrors on Insane Films for best overall vlog.

My experiences with Vloggercon vs. the transgressive underground film movement.

There’s so much fear and repression in the US.

Anyone with something to say is considered a freak.

The Katie Couric/Condi Rice interview.

I’m the syphilis of podcasting.

Cheryl Merkowski.

China is using mobile execution buses.

Falun Gong is a purely spiritual organization.

Two thousand Chinese people had their corneas removed by their government.

Stem cell research isn’t okay, but Chinese organ stealing is?

The only solution to apatheticness is engagement and education.

With habeas corpus in danger, it may not be a good idea to let your kids travel abroad or for me to move to Europe.

My European friend had to take down his blog.

There’s no humanity left.

People don’t understand the ramifications of habeas corpus.

Creationism museum in Ohio.

Time Magazine Iraq soldier report from the field.

What’s so great about Scobel?

I like Dave Winer and Doc Searles.
Neo Cons romanticize soldiers and yet they won’t fight in the war themselves.

Alexander was a psychopath who’s now remembered as a great leader.

Everything I was taught is bullshit and everything is a scam.

The Catholic church is a scam.

“History is written by the victors.” -Winston Churchill

Ghandi’s son on Democracy Now!: it’s not natural for people to kill each other.

Spike Lee documentary on New Orleans & Hurricane Katrina: the levys broke in a previous hurricane because someone (the government?) destroyed them with dynamite?

FEMA cut off communication in New Orleans immediately after Katrina.

Gutless cowards want to be slaves to their own stupidity.

The government’s reaction to 9/11 was a complete joke. And yet people ar campaigning for even more defense department spending.