YR448 Lunch with Jihadist Jerry

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Meeting Jihadist Jerry for lunch in Floriturd. I was late because I clogged up my hotel toiler.

Using a hair dryer bag for a purse.

Talking on a journalist panel with Ruby Fruit Radio Heather and Steve Friess from The Strip.

There was a nice tranny stewardess working my flight into Floriturd.

Discussing bowel movements with Jihad.

Presidents will only get ten years of secret service protection now, starting with George W.

Max and Stacy don’t answer their emails.

Fat biker chicks don’t shave their asses.

Jihad gave masturbation techniques turd Willing Warrior.

Jihad donated his long hair to a little girl with alopecia.

Listenturd sent me a chat transcript between himself and a certain blue-haired podcaster. This blue-haired podcaster bugged my listenturd to vote for his podcast on a podcasting awards site.

Said listenturd also has a 7-inch hidden penis.

Lots of disabled people listen turd my show.

The Republican candidate for Floriturd governor is gay.

Obama is all over the place politically.

Democrats think they have to please everybody.

Bush has admitted to having secret prisons in Europe but says that torture isn’t going on in them.

Jihad tells a story about eating live baby squid.

Discussion about assholes in porn.

Bears.

Jihad tells me about a secret sex club in Miami called the Loading Zone.

Everything is made by China now. We aren’t a manufacturing country anymore.

Comments

14 responses to “YR448 Lunch with Jihadist Jerry”

  1. Andy Melton Avatar

    I like Jihadist Jerry’s voice. Maybe I should go live with him, kick out all of his wives and goats, too.

    1. mr toasted Avatar
      mr toasted

      you’d have to wear a burka/circus tent.

      1. Andy Melton Avatar

        He could probably turn me into a burka or a circus tent.

  2. Will Avatar
    Will

    *SIGH* *MELTS* I missed that voice… sexy sexy sexy

  3. Jihadist Jerry Avatar

    Who is this Will person? Maybe I get some ass.

    1. Burtha Lubings Avatar
      Burtha Lubings

      Oh, jerry honney, the thing’s I be doin to YOUR ass, if I get the chance…

  4. Mike C Avatar

    I was eating when you got to the squid part. BAAARRRRFFFF!

    ok — i’m better now.

    Let that be a warning to anyone else who is about to listen.

    1. Andy Melton Avatar

      I was eating while I listened as well…but, you knew that, right?

  5. Jihadist Jerry Avatar

    It was more like *pop* and that noise Cheryl Merkowski make with prolaps. Who is this Will person. My voice is sexy yes??

  6. Brad Avatar

    mmmm… thanks for that delicious audio treat! music to my ears. 😉

  7. Jihadist Jerry Avatar

    It is more like a *pop* in mouth. Make me gag like big time. Who is this Will person. I have sexy voice yes?

  8. Rebecca Nay Avatar

    I’m glad my voice annoys Jihadist Jerry… as long as he stays AWAY from Portland!!

  9. Jihadist Jerry Avatar

    Hmmmm, never been to Portland. I know where you live Ms. Nay.

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