Month: August 2006

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YR435 Are You A Member of this Democracy?

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Listener emails, the Bush address, and Rachel Kann music.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Shadow Falls scares Calli Lewis.

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Trannywreck loop.

CNN: Terrorism 2.0 (Americablog).

Zillafag Bush mash-up.

Podcasting from h d house in Miami.

Irritating voicemail from Special Delivery Mark.

Matt Blender= former fatty.

Slamidol Podcast promo.

I will kick your asses sideways at the Portable Media Expo.

Ich spiele einen zuf�lligen Deutschen Dance Song.

Bush radio address.

Ricky Gervais: not the podfather. Please boycott his show.

Federal judge ruled last week that wiretapping is illegal and unconstitutional.

Information clearinghouse: terrorist gel is bullshit.

Net neutrality: info clearinghouse. Larger forces at play.

Net neutrality: people not center of democracy, but corporations.

Rachel Kann song about Gussy.

The latest amateur Earthlink ad.

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IRAN: A LESBIAN TORTURE VICTIM SPEAKS

This is for real. It is NOT a joke. This will be printed in the advocate today:

via

Iran_map_2 Maryam knew she was a lesbian from an early age, but in Iran, being gay is punishable by death. Facing far more than parental disapproval, she was kicked out of school, fired from a job, imprisoned, and tortured, all in an unsuccessful effort to change her sexual orientation. Finally, she escaped to France, where her asylum request was still pending at press time.

In this international exclusive, a lesbian victim of torture in the Islamic Republic of Iran speaks on the record for the first time about the horrors she suffered at the hands of a regime that has made homosexuality illegal and punishable by death. Maryam, 25, was expelled from school, forcibly hospitalized, arrested, and tortured for being a lesbian before finally escaping Iran. She eventually wound up in France, where she currently lives in an internment camp. Although she’s filed an application for asylum as a sexual refugee, given the conservative French government’s new crackdown on illegal immigrants, Maryam could be deported back to Iran at any moment. “I don’t know what I will do if the French government sends me back to where my execution pillar is awaiting me!” she says. Doug Ireland spoke to her by phone, aided by a Persian translator, from Paris, where she had traveled for a day to file documents for her asylum request. Here, in her own words, is Maryam’s story.

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YR434 Cheryl’s Been 25 For a Long While Now: Part 2

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prolapse 2.0Part 2 of the Cheryl chat.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Podshow’s spooky new dramatic podcast, Shadowfalls.

Prolapse: the musical.

Rob and Ali’s podshow, That Is Real Good.

Political haiku from Simon of the Slamidol Podcast.

Rob of the Average Penis is on his manperiod.

Arguing.

Zillafag is on acid again.

Cheryl masturbates.

Rob’s myspace.

Dot Mac sucks.

Cheryl’s hateful on my not wanting to come back to America.

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Earthlink. My mother uses it.

Podshowplus.

Podshow sponsors: Shell gas and Acura SUV.

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Don’t Fly Delta Airlines

Delta Airlines is HORRIBLE. Their customer support is the absolute worst I have ever experienced. My luggage has been in Miami (where I am) for the past 24 hours yet Delta is incapable of delivering it to me as promised.

Engrain it in your memory:
DELTA IS THE WORST AIRLINE
DO NOT FLY DELTA
DELTA IS BAD

DELTURD

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YR433 Oil Pipelines, Vaginal Yeast, and Pizzabblubberunt

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Back in Miami. Trip sucked cuz of Delturd Airlines.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

In Florida.

Delturd airlines is terrible. They lost my luggage.

Check out zolo.tv.

Pizzablubbercunt comes onto the show.

Cheryl kicked Pizzababe off of Pizzababe’s Rascal.

Pizzababe’s bat problem.

I offer Pizzababe career advice.

We talk about straight men and their weird hangups, ie Dave Calendarbank.

Pizzababe thinks the hot blonde Dominatrix on my show wasn’t the real deal.

Cheese ice cream.

Pizzablubbercunt.com.

My foul posse: Pizzablubbercunt, Trannywreck, Cheryl, Zillafag.

On the plane I sat next to a guy who is digging an pipeline from the Caspian Sea through Turkey.

Liberal podcast reccomendations?

Police ask for extra powers in England after recent terrorism.

A listener recites an ode to me.

Peter from Windy City Radio: Shart for Peace.

I will be speaking at a gay/lesbian journalism convention. Heather from Rubyfruit Radio will be there too.

Dave: get over it and make me something good.

Risky, political Earthlink ad #10 about Katrina. Vote for it.

Voicemail from a scared, nervous listenturd.

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YR432 Cheryl’s Been 25 For a Long While Now

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Cheryl, Ali, Rob, and drinking piss from a bottle.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Shadow Falls is one spooky podcast.

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Cheryl and I discuss my recent drama with the ship jumpers.

Ali comes on the show too.

Blay hoe-off.

I try to correct Ali’s grammar.

Robberta comes on.

I can’t bring my KY on the plane.

Heterosexual males and their weird mood swing hangups.

Vagina stapling.

I was, in fact, NOT the fattest person on Bicyclemark’s boat.

Prolapsed prolapses.

Tranny piss music video on Youtube.

Something mysterious is going on with Cheryl and her age.

Trannywreck is losing her penis.

The fattest gay podcaster is…

This show is also sponsored by Earthlink.

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YR 431 Fuck You All

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I’m really really pissed.

Show notes by Matt Blender.

Cover of Joanna Newsom’s Peach, Plum Pear.

Dave Calderbank is a dickhead woman on menstrual cramps.

I hate all of you.

Well, most of you.

I hate Rocket Boom and its crap “news” for geeks with belt cancer.

This show is sponsored by Earth Link.

This show is also sponsored by Go Daddy.

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Thanks for the song, Mrs. Slocombe.

Rachel Kann is the only one who understands my womynly rage.

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YR430 Life Ain’t Been No Crystal Stairs

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Bitching at bicyclemark’s house and a long psycho-mashup.

Show notes by Matt Blender.

Broadcasting from Holland.

Song from Ali Myvagina about foreskin.

Star-studded episode of whorehole.org with Wanda and me.

Good news regarding Mrs. Slocombe.

The latest terrorism claptrap.

Bad news: no more Norm.

A shit song from Dave Calderbank.

Check out the Coffee and Tea podcast.

Another haiku from Simon from the Slam Idol Podcast.

The Pan.

Rupert sends a song.

This podcast is dedicated to Jim.

Joanne Schroeder sent me a mash-up she made of Cheryl and me.

A song by Dave Calderbank about Dutch cheese.

Karen of Rumor Girls wants to know if I’m going to the Podcaster Expo.

Bush mash-up by Twinkleboi.

Audio noise.

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YR429 Hail Cheryl Full of Prolapse

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Whoretalk Live! with Cheryl and her Swingline!!!

Special Guests:
Bicycle Mark
Rupert

Skype upgrade drama.

Vagina masturbation.

Check out the Laughing Yogi on YouTube.

Global warming ice cap melting bullshit.

Organ harvesting for Cheryl.

Cheryl’s ideal woman – black don’t crack.

Rosie O’Donnell’s snatch, but in the face.

McDonald’s lesbian rape.

Cheryl’s clitorus looks kind of like a baby’s penis.

Earthlink is so fast, it makes Cheryl’s panties wet!

Call my bloat at 206-888-CUNT!

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Shownotes by Davy from Pop Trash Radio.