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In a Vagina whotel room with the Mizez Slocombe.
Cheryl gives us love taps that result in bruising and anal leackage.
Bush was in Vagina but we missed the protest because of some Japerness jesus freak that couldn’t speak engrish.
Comment from the Roger Smalls.
Cheryl got the crabs from “a hotel” in San Transisco.
Matt Burgess has got great taste in music and terrible taste in vampire slayers.
Global warming doesn’t matter because Barbra Streisand has six chimneys.
The Germans shit and piss on each other because of their fascism.
We talk to Cheryl and Puffy live from the Mall of Americunt.
Leo Laporte is shit.
Sean O’Neal commenting.
I eat Aunt Jemima pankcakes – so I’m racist.
Britian, you think you all dat and a bag of fish and chips but you ain’t.
You better bring your dildo because if your this uptight I’m going to slap the shit out of you with my umbrella.
BBC = Big Blubber Cunt
I have a prediction the world’s over in 20 years – so don’t bother saving for your retirement. Have a nice day!
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7 replies on “YR400 Japerness Jesus Freak”
Ch*ryl:
I can’t imagine you hating me more than I hate you, whatever, at least there’s an understanding and that suits me just fine.
Hahaha! Bitch, don’t rag on my television taste, I’m obsessed with Strangers With Candy, my favourite tv show!. At least I don’t slurp up this monoculture crap you’ve become obsessed with – Desperate Housewives, Lost, all that shit. To further defend myself and my pathetic love for Boofy, I’m only 19 and started watching it when I was about 12. Maybe it’s just a childhood thing I haven’t grown out of. Plus, it’s another cult thing that not many people get (especially 50 year old lesbians).
E-mail me when you get higher internet connection, I have this amazing album by 1970’s pagan folk artist Vashti Bunyan that I think you’ll love. It inspired Joanna Newsom and she’s quite similar.
I’m good with bandwidth now. Fire away. I love how you’re making excuses for Buffy now. I watch Lost but I don’t fucking pretend it’s some postmodern miracle! Send more music, please!
Have you checked your e-mail yet?
WHORE!!! FUCKING WHORE!!!
Gays in the UK are uptight? You fucking bitc….just a minute. Gays in the UK ARE fucking uptight. They’re so fucking uptight, they make Right-wing Republicunts looking positively laid back. Most, MOST, not all, British queens are fucking bitchy, backstabbing, mealy mouthed cows….needless to say, I have never had a British boyfriend, I go for the imported models.
As for your other comments about this little island, don’t be such a bigot….there are 60 million of us….and we are not all the same. Whenever people comment that Americans are just a bunch of right-wing fascists who love war, I point them to you. You have been an eye opener to what goes on in another part of the world.
Blair’s a fucking yeast infected cunt. Bush’s bitch!
Moyle’s is a fat 30 something year old school boy. Saying something is gay when you mean shit or rubbish is offensive and harmful for school kids coming to terms with who they are. ‘If gay = shit….then I must be shit!’ Not healthy.
Keep the shit coming whore and enjoy your stay in Vienna, fucking great city.
PS. We don’t think were all that….we KNOW that were all that!
Hmmmmmmm….. I guess I have to second that bit about knowing we’re all that LOL – By the way I hate Tony Blair too…
Still, I couldn’t agree more about those bastard loud people… Although I have to say in my defence that I’m not one of those people, I agree they are in a majority and it sickens me that they exist at all but take some assurance in the knowledge that there are one or two of us who are considerate on airplanes… until the drinks get flowing anyway…
I don’t suppose you know any American lesbians I can marry to get into the cunt-ry pretty easily? I’d move to the land of the free to get away from those loud mouthed cunts we have over here, especially the ones refered to as ‘football fans’… nice human specimens…
Thanks for the awesome shows Madge, hope you have a fantastic time in the rest of Europe and look forward to hearing your updates!…
Oh and thank you for dropping in the news about the end of the world at the end.. when, where, how? Do fill us in with your theory one time!!!
C
xxx
Madge, you’re killin’ me with this shit! I nearly pissed myself, ya sassy li’l whore.
Hope you’re enjoying Paris and really looking forward to seeing you in Amsterdam–make the effort, we’ll have a blast.
You have to listen to the end of Max and Stacy’s show today (25/06), The Sunday Roast, from about 42 mins. in–I think they’re talkin’ about Wanda Wisdom.
Enjoy your travels! xx