Month: June 2006

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (26.2MB)

Fat and extremely sweaty from a bed and breakfast in the Budapest.

shownotes by Davy

John Murtha war rant from Meet the Press.

Douche talk with George W.

I don’t know a word of Hungarian because I’m fat.

In Hungarian, powder is púder (pronounced pooder) in case you need to powder your poon.

I feel like Norm Augustinus is actually wearing my father’s dress to my mother’s funeral and all that shit.

I really like the video Chris Weagel made from Vloggercunt.

You know, sometimes I don’t have anything to, you know, talk about.

I have the cable to my wireless microphone inside my vagina.

I think a little uterus juice came out on that chair.

Could somebody help me get my hands on a hard drive box thing for my video camera? Cuntact me if you can help – thanks.

Lesbians get diaper rash.

It’s like ice cream for your chafing Susan Powter thighs.

Question from Steve Harris the Mac developer with a boytoy butler.

I use the Edirol R1 for recording my bloat on the go.

Vintage warped Cheryl with the anger and whatnot.

Go to the EarthLink Ad Challenge and submit a commercial to win money!!!

Visit GoDaddy.com – be creative and buy lots of domain names!
Use my codes to save:
Madge1 to save 10%
Madge2 to save $5 on a $30 or more purchase
Madge3 to get a $6.95 domain name (dotcoms only)

Madgism of the day: I know it’s gross – deal – that’s why you get paid whore.

I can hardly type on these weird Hungarian keyboards. Hollye posted these pics of trotsky and her cousin Wendy on her blog. Click the photos for the whole story. 🙂 THanks, Hollye and Gary! (and madamme l.)

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (28.9MB)

Today we chafe while bridge crossing and hill climbing.

bloatnotes by Davy

The Girl on Tech announces the birth of her baby girl, Sarah. Congratulations!!!

Thank you Dave Calderbank for the lovely opening music.

On my way to the Gellert Baths – I’m going to a non-gay bath so I don’t have to worry about watching other lesbian’s braided vagina lips.

Robin Q doesn’t like podcasts because they don’t sound like some black patsy kissing whitey’s ass.

Norm Augustinus talks to Steven Howards who was arrested for approaching Vice President Dick.

At this point in time relaxation is harder to achieve than the female orgasm.

Stair climbing and deep breathing lesbian drama in order to see a feather.

If I have to step inside one more god damn church in Europe, I’m going to do the exorcist head spin.

The lesbian bulldozer.

Call from Cheryl the talking prolapse.

I feel like Susan Powter.

Jason Weinstein from French Bread Radio.

Lesbian singing in the key of C.

Go to the EarthLink Ad Challenge and submit a commercial to win money!!!

Visit GoDaddy.com – be creative and buy lots of domain names!
Use my codes to save:
Madge1 to save 10%
Madge2 to save $5 on a $30 or more purchase
Madge3 to get a $6.95 domain name (dotcoms only)

Madgism of the day: I feel like I should be camping out and doing a Nestea commercial.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (29.9MB)

Here turday we have Carlos of the Tijuana who has some homosexual tendencies.

shownotes by Davy

My vagina.

Therapy is for crazy people.

Carlos hates the Wanda Wisdom because she is nice.

Carlos likes the boobies.

Carlos likes Aztec looking chics.

Canned Cunt is near the Yucatan.

Next time Carlos is on we are going turd review a little free gay porn.

Carlos warshes his dildo out.

Being a lesbian who went to business school, I have an inside view of how the corporatacracy works.

Within the contradiction is where one can really learn – where there is no answer – that is where thought advances.

A lot of people feel one can create most effectively when there is an opposing force. – a la Matthew Barney

Gore Vidal’s article made Carlos consider some extreme right ideas.

Carlos said his wife likes the size of his penis.

Carlos takes off his trousers, works his circumcised penis and slaps it against the microphone.

Carlos would be a good bottom for the gays.

Carlos has some issues and doesn’t wear underwear.

Go to the EarthLink Ad Challenge and submit a commercial to win money!!!

Visit GoDaddy.com – be creative and buy lots of domain names!
Use my codes to save:
Madge1 to save 10%
Madge2 to save $5 on a $30 or more purchase
Madge3 to get a $6.95 domain name (dotcoms only)

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (25.9MB)

Turday I called Michael to talk about vloggercunt.

shownotes by Davy

Thanks to Michael Butler for the Vloggercum NerdFest update.

Someone spoofed my cunt on MySpace.

Thanks to Norm Augustinus for helping Michael Butler get a handjob.

It’s hip turd hate the Madge now – it’s kinda nice being hated.

This lesbian needs a vacuum cleaner.

There a conference in Barcelona next week about a international treaty. The treaty states that if a corporate entity broadcasts your free podcast content first, they then own it.

Isn’t it weird how whores get mad when you call them whores?

Bill Streeter gave a talk at the Vloggercum about video editing issues.

Chris Mcentire from PodCast Alley demonstrated the new PodShowPDN (PodShow Podcast Delivery Network) that is coming soon.

I love Tiffany from the Sirius Playboy Radio because she says pussy and cunt and teaches you how to lick shit.

I’m fat.

The Romanians love America because we saved them from communist slavery.

A lot of the European men tuck under, so you can’t tell.

The Annoying Hippy Chick can email Michael from The Rock and Roll Geek Show in response to the hippy-hate.

I like dumb only for marriage and sex.

On Adam Curry’s Daily Source Code Episode #403, Adam played Howard Stern saying he loves the Adam Curry Podshow.

Any lesbian who likes fisting is a friend of mine.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (29.8MB)

Here I try to find out how easy it is to replace one of my organs.

shownotes by Davy

Listen turd my inturdview with the Wanda Wisdom.

The Dawn and Drew had 40 fans at the zoo.

Go to PodShow and QPodder to hear some talented PodCasturds.

Steve Harris is a Mac developer with a built in microphone and a butler named Jeeves.

Tried to call Joseph Vogt to talk about the Gay Pride March in Poland.

Michael not in England answers the phone and touches himself.

Queer as Folk should have been straight out porn with organs sliding in and out.

Rufus Wainright is doing a Judy Garland concert reenactment at Carnegie Hall on June 14th and 15th.

Michael Corrino VidCast from the bathroom – now I know how people feel watching my dumps.

KFC is being sued for artery clogging.

Rob and David from Audio Stimulation send a promo in for us to hear.

Jennifer from The Girl on Tech is going to burst any second now.

Some people like it when I’m boring – other people hate it.

Carlos from Tijuana was masturbating into a sock.

I need to know the scoop on Matt Blender doing his own PodCast.

Organ harvesting fun with random Skype calls to China in search of a new thorax and/or pancreas.

chew it

Go to the EarthLink Ad Challenge and submit a commercial to win money!!!

Visit GoDaddy.com – be creative and buy lots of domain names!
Use my codes to save:
Madge1 to save 10%
Madge2 to save $5 on a $30 or more purchase
Madge3 to get a $6.95 domain name (dotcoms only)

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (28.1MB)

Eat it all out.

shownotes by Davy

I have salami bloat.

The Gilmore Gang is the best tech podcast – they really know their shit.

George W. Douche gloats about killing people.

As an honest lesbian I have to go down to my manimalistic instinks and admit I’m glad Zarqawi is dead because he can no longer kill people for fun.

A fruit bowl would taste really be good with this chocolate.

prolapse – prolapse

George W. Douche likes to make paper hats for chariot races.

The food here is very third world – although the homemade meat is good.

Congress hasn’t done a thing to restore the wetlands around New Orleans.

Cheryl Merkowski flew all the way to San Francisco with the Willing Warrior and then could not get in to Vloggercon – nobody loves Cheryl.

Zinka Milanov sings the highlights from Tosca – it itches.

Really been enjoying Chris Weagel’s videoblog at Human-Dog.com – check out his sister Sara’s feed.

Roger Small’s new intro for Pizza BlubberCunt.