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Fat and extremely sweaty from a bed and breakfast in the Budapest.
John Murtha war rant from Meet the Press.
Douche talk with George W.
I don’t know a word of Hungarian because I’m fat.
In Hungarian, powder is púder (pronounced pooder) in case you need to powder your poon.
I feel like Norm Augustinus is actually wearing my father’s dress to my mother’s funeral and all that shit.
I really like the video Chris Weagel made from Vloggercunt.
You know, sometimes I don’t have anything to, you know, talk about.
I have the cable to my wireless microphone inside my vagina.
I think a little uterus juice came out on that chair.
Could somebody help me get my hands on a hard drive box thing for my video camera? Cuntact me if you can help – thanks.
Lesbians get diaper rash.
It’s like ice cream for your chafing Susan Powter thighs.
Question from Steve Harris the Mac developer with a boytoy butler.
I use the Edirol R1 for recording my bloat on the go.
Vintage warped Cheryl with the anger and whatnot.
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Madgism of the day: I know it’s gross – deal – that’s why you get paid whore.