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Show notes by Matt Blender.
Gobig! Go Daddy! madge1, madge2, madge3!
Dave Calderbank‘s makeup present to Cheryl.
Fight Aids at Home by donating your computer time. Join the QPodder Team.
Gary from Chub Creek: sensitive yet productive blogger.
Iraqi police have begun killing gays.
Cheryl is a lazy fucking whore. She can send me a link to Puffy’s graduation wishlist but she can’t record ONE song for me.
Max from Karmabanque has made a movie that will be on Al Jizzirah.
Matt Blender.
I work hard.
Quill Magazine: is copying press releases plagiarism?
Trip itinerary. Have to sublet my place. I’m stressed.
Mikeypod and Wanda Wisdumb have been fucking like bunnies on Secunt Life.
Cuntgratulations to Marcus Couch from The Scene Zine for his 100th episode.
Song from Martin.
Zillafag and his take on the whole “fag”/Adam Scurry drama of yore.
Voicemail from Sharon from Tampa. Pronunciations of the name “Weinstein.”
Scary call from a scary admirer. The story of a maggot named Alvin that calls the caller’s pussy his home.
Skype me on Wednesdays at 9 pm Central to be on the advice show. My username is Madge Weinstein. Inbound calls at 773-828-4384.
Noise music featuring Bjork, opera, another installment of the maggot epic from the scary caller, Sesame street, and a reading from Ragan Fox’s Heterophobia.
14 replies on “YR377 Maggots and Faggots”
Oh my god I LOVE Maggot Lady. She sounds like a cross between a drunken bitchy 1940s Hollywood starlet in the vein of Lauren Bacall and a real rough and haggard old queen in a gutter outside a fisting club.
That sounded faintly like William F. Buckley…
Her voice has hints of Maya Angelou.
She like what Cheryl would sound like if she were melodic. Get more of that.
BTW: that was some of the nastiest snatch talk since Cheryl. Are they related?
Ask Straightchris. He’s some kind of Cheryl expert.
I loved the song that Daves Caldersbanks made for me. He is a god damn dirty whore.
Thank you Cheryl. I had fun mixing your exasperating death rattle, although i did take 6 Advil and some Oxazepam.
There’s a copy of it on the thingy you click, website.
Having tracked my adversary for some time I’ve become accustomed to a certain style, which I pride myself on being somewhat of an authority.
I can tell you now that the maggot story wasn’t a genuine Cheryl although the idioms used paid homage to her I’m afraid it didn’t have me “reaching for the big white telephone”.
Where any of the maggots in the orchestra viola players? If so their demise was no great loss.
Madgey eat all the chickens you want.. I don’t mind. Just don’t force feed me any.
SkyEurope is the airline you need: LondonStansted to Budapest for 50Pounds one way right now. Contact me/ill contact you and maybe Ill book your journey like Im your little whore-assistant-boy.
And while your at it bicyclewhore, bring her and your lil ass up to Stockholm!
Glad you liked the song Madge. Just a small addition to the show notes. It’s not my song (I wished) but Miss Li’s: http://www.missli.se
Dearest Bloat:
I haven’t listened to all of the show yet, but I certainly hope you included yourself in that humping bit. As you recall it was a fucking three way, and you were eating out my lion snatch. I have pictures to prove it!
thats the scarey part of SL, people are always taking photos of things for evidence.
It is no suprise in Middle East, that I Jihadist Jerry hate maggot. They is soooo nasty gross. I had to delete podcast from directory for this reason. I hate them.