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Fun monday stuff. Norm orders a toilet seat made out of his dead dad. Cheryl is a whore.
WARNING: THIS PODCAST CUNTAINS THE VERY UGLY CHERYL
Show notes by Matt Blender.
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Secunt Life with Ragan Fox.
Come see my Australian cousin Dame Gagme Witherspoon perform on Saturday, May 13th. Come early.
Cheryl and Jihadist Jerry Secunt Life intervention.
The Register on why we say “blahum.”
Look for me at Casa del Bloat on Secunt Life. I may also be opening up a Secunt Life abortion center with Ragen.
Phonecall with Cheryl about Dave Calderbank talking shit about her.
Bush says that the people on Flight 93 struck the first blow in World War III.
Weekly presidential radio address.
Information Clearing House: George Bush has no intention of following international law.
Christian Science Monitor: American economy crashing.
Old-33 from Daily Kos: Goss from CIA took free hooker appointments from lobbyists.
Daily Kos blogger Georgia10 and I were both on the cover of the Chicago Reader.
Having Democrats in office isn’t the answer to our problems.
Ha Ha America: China and the American economy. Lemonade.
Norm Augustinus wants a toilet seat built out of his dead father’s bones.
Bloating out on Thai.
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38 replies on “YR376 Bissel and Bloat with Norm and XXX CHERYL XXX”
WHY DOES SECOND LIFE WANT MY CREDIT CARD #??
It’s retarded honaye!!!
Yeah — I’m wondering the same thing. Would you elaborate on what happens because it seems pretty personal — all the information they’re asking for. Can we make a fake or test person?
OK — this sounds like it’s advice but you probably wouldn’t want to answer this crap on your advice show.
Give us the word Madge — TELL US WHAT AND HOW TO THINK!
Because they charge you money very sneakily. It’s not nice, to be quite honest.
you can cuntfirm without a credit card, using your cell phone. They will send you a text message with an access code and it will cost nothing. Then hang out with madge and she and her minions will give you free bombs and shit like that.
If, by chance, you realize while you are there that you are a furry, you can deposit money to buy animal costumes, or Bicyclemark will give you a frog prince suit with a crown and everything!
What if you don’t have a cell phone? Or won’t give them your PayPal info, no way in hell they’re making me go bankrupt or cause an over draft!
well then you are fucked.
🙂
Cheryl, i don’t hate you. Madge is twisting my words again. Here’s what i wrote: “I like Cheryl but think it would be nice to know in advance that the show can be irritating.” No hate, but you are an irritating whore.
Praise be I’m not alone!
look ate the bright side…at least it’s not rapechil!
No, but keep it up! 🙂
I happen to enjoy Cheryl.
No offense Dave but I have been a big Cheryl fan, too. In fact, I like it best when she pops in unexpectedly — like she’s lost on the set.
Dearest Daves Cald-whore-banks….
Percunt you should not be so hateful honaye. Hatefulness towards cheryl can bring some very disturbing things your way. Just a warning honaye. CUMON! Love the cheryl, hate the sins.
Love you even if you find me irritating.
You go girl!
I am no longer the lone voice who guards against the pernicious, vitriolic bile that is Cheryl!
The invective that emanates from her hole defies all as it attracts matter into a void that spits out this Existential nightmare.
Screaming notes of barren rapture received by unwilling recipients of aural pollutant snaking its way into thought.
Be gone harlot be gone!
You are whore=fish-ally a fucktard.
I have no idea what that means, but, can assume that is supposed to be a depraved and lamentable celebration of ignorance?
ROIGHT. A celebration of your ignorance slut. Why do you have to be such a tard?
It’s what I’m good at, like you’re good at being a Venus flytrap.
Love you too Cheryl. People should do what they do best, you’re irritating but very good at it. And besides, there’s lots of irritating stuff out there like lauryl, glycol, isopropyl, imidazolidinyl, cheryl… You’re not alone. So put your little voodoo doll back in your hope chest.
The best thing I saw all weekend, besides a floating plot of land with an engine on the canals of amsterdam, was Madge Weinstein in second life: naked, bloated, carrying a whip or a stick (i think both) and whipping people outside of Curry Castle. Say what you want about second life cause we all know its a life sucking world, but I could not stop laughing.
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yes yes yes
Didn’t douchebag sound like an insurance salesman? Must be nice to have insurance.
Oh, and be getting a new helicopter.
Madge please stop eating in the microphone. It drive me, my goats, and my camel crazy! Probaly Willing Warrior too, but I no speak for him. I no want him to cry. Oh yeah, will American person please give StraightChris blowjob? My goats would do it but they have standards. He clearly need to release tension. Many Camel Kisses!
Jihadist Jerry (with a “J”)
I enjoy when Madge eats, makes me hungry, then I go eat.
Now I know I’ve hit rock bottom, Jihadist Jerry won’t let me fuck his livestock!
I can’t believe you’re bitching about Madge’s eating on air and yet you haven’t said anything about her farting into her mic.
To: you know who you are,
I bet you saw yourself being adored by legions of coprophiliacs venerating you as some kind of oracle, well, “that ain’t gonna happen sweetheart” your interests are way too esoteric.
With respect,
straighty
Bitch crazy.
Madge- did you see the Asian Secunt Life chick on the cover of Business Week? There’s a whole article about Secunt Life entrepeneurs. I can send it to you sometime.
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Correction StraightChris, my livestock no fuck you. You can try all you want.
I’ve got news for ewe “there ain’t nobody here but us chickens.”
Madge, buy those tickets fast. Airfares are going up, up, up.
A ewe is sheep not goat. And I wouldn’t eat chicken according to CNN the Bird Flu “Pandemic” is going to ruin the world. Apparently the nuclear fallout from the nuclear war is just fairy dust
Don’t be like that my brother I have fields of fenugreek, we could trade. One kilo of fenugreek leaves for half an hour with Ayesha, there’ll be no pressure.