While you were in the bathroom and the phone kept ringing, you said “How am I suppose to answer the phone while I’m taking a shit” (or something like that). WELL, what I do when I’m on the throne and the phone just won’t stop. I stand up and clinch my cheeks together and waddle to the phone with my panties around my ankles and tell whoever it is that I’m on the toilet and to call back later!
I’m glad Chauncey isn’t gonna die soon. I’d miss him too much.
oh my god! get an answering machine!
I can’t afford it.
oh….
well at least you answer the phone in style!
I have this strange fixation gor holding in my my dumps as long as I can, even if it means having to stand up and sort of contort myself because the pressure is so strong. Somehow these things seem related.
The longer you hold it in, the better it feels coming out.
You know what would sound beautiful? If Rachel recorded an a capella version of her poem for Gussie and then you mash it up with the third untitled track on Sigur Ros’s album “( )”.
TOMORROW NIGHT, MADGE! it’s ON! eat bird style. matt i like yer idea. xoxoxo
umm. duh. stood me up. whore.
This is a two piznart show. Tomorrow wizzell be tha rizzle of it… there’s anotha 70 minutes doggy stylin’ HONNNAY!
Thats how Gizoogle translated one of your posts. I’m still rolling on the floor.
I enjoyed the potty cast but it’s still not quite up the the one from Yeast2 in January — but thanx for the effort.
BTW: what’s with our freind Mr. Rockwell — the guy who is supposed to be doign the crap-casts normally? Can’t you pull a tampon string or two to get his ass back on the can?
Thanx Madge
He’s REALLY busy working on developing the PDN at podshow.
I have a poo journal, and I’m searching for a publisher. The Atlantic and The New Yorker have turned down serialization; maybe I should do dramatic readings.
maybe its just me but where is Chauncy?
can u get your huge self in front of the tv to watch bill maher ever?
What a great show. The part when you talked about Gussies clothes was honest and touching. Thank you for sharing such a real moment. You’re my favorite whore on the internets.
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Bigot and the cum dumpster!!!! rofl…
I love that as well.
YAY! Glad to hear from Racheal & her Mother.
While you were in the bathroom and the phone kept ringing, you said “How am I suppose to answer the phone while I’m taking a shit” (or something like that). WELL, what I do when I’m on the throne and the phone just won’t stop. I stand up and clinch my cheeks together and waddle to the phone with my panties around my ankles and tell whoever it is that I’m on the toilet and to call back later!
I’m glad Chauncey isn’t gonna die soon. I’d miss him too much.
oh my god! get an answering machine!
I can’t afford it.
oh….
well at least you answer the phone in style!
I have this strange fixation gor holding in my my dumps as long as I can, even if it means having to stand up and sort of contort myself because the pressure is so strong. Somehow these things seem related.
The longer you hold it in, the better it feels coming out.
You know what would sound beautiful? If Rachel recorded an a capella version of her poem for Gussie and then you mash it up with the third untitled track on Sigur Ros’s album “( )”.
TOMORROW NIGHT, MADGE! it’s ON! eat bird style. matt i like yer idea. xoxoxo
umm. duh. stood me up. whore.
This is a two piznart show. Tomorrow wizzell be tha rizzle of it… there’s anotha 70 minutes doggy stylin’ HONNNAY!
http://tinyurl.com/zlgm7
Thats how Gizoogle translated one of your posts. I’m still rolling on the floor.
I enjoyed the potty cast but it’s still not quite up the the one from Yeast2 in January — but thanx for the effort.
BTW: what’s with our freind Mr. Rockwell — the guy who is supposed to be doign the crap-casts normally? Can’t you pull a tampon string or two to get his ass back on the can?
Thanx Madge
He’s REALLY busy working on developing the PDN at podshow.
I have a poo journal, and I’m searching for a publisher. The Atlantic and The New Yorker have turned down serialization; maybe I should do dramatic readings.
maybe its just me but where is Chauncy?
can u get your huge self in front of the tv to watch bill maher ever?
What a great show. The part when you talked about Gussies clothes was honest and touching. Thank you for sharing such a real moment. You’re my favorite whore on the internets.