Month: April 2006

Many of you have asked me to define cunt.
Here it is.

I would like someone to come on my Sirius show to explain net neutrality in an easy to understand way. Is anyone out there qualified to speak on this subject? Please email me [email protected]

Thanks

Wanda Wisdumb has joined the ranks of paid, day job podcasturds!
GREAT JOB WANDA!

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What a negative nancy I am!
Tiffany from Playboy Radio.

Cheryl.

Skype me at Madge Weinstein on Wednesdays at 9 pm Central. Inbound calls at 773-828-4384.

Ragan Fox‘s impressive vocab.

Pondering the key to happiness with Ninja the lesbotron.

What a Tranny sounds like stoned.

Ali Myvagina.

Depressed Andy Melton wants to get out of Panussee.

Jihadist Jerry puts out a fatwa on a certain blue-haired antagonist.

Chinese Falun Gong practicioners harvest organs from living prisoners.

Jay T. allegedly has a big penis and is into scat.

Dagomatik: red-haired, Downs Sydromesy mess.

Godaddy.com is great! Treat yourself to your own website.

Higher Things podcast is crashing QPodder.

90 minutes of Skype tragedy.

I put Mikeypod’s latest show, #45, on my Sirius progrum. Check it out. He inturdviews the Green Party candidate for Texass governor and plays some John Cage.

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Super long show

Double length show with 1/2 mash up or something.

Notes by Matt Blender.

House smells like dog shit.

Ran into David Cerda, who told me about a blue-haired mutual acquaintance’s recent shit-talking.

Chauncey’s medicine mixed with Eukanuba Senior dog mix. h df: is this okay?

Wanda Wisdumb turned 31.

Tiffany from Playboy Radio might be on my show, or vice versa.

Karla from Rumor Girls might become my domestic partner so she can treat her yeast infatuation. She also hates blondes.

Leave me a voicemail: 208-888-CUNT. Email: [email protected]. Or leave me text messages in the comments section of this site.

Ragan Fox’s original reading of yesterday’s poem. From his book, Heterophobia.

Hate mail from Neil, a 55 year old gay man.

Pondering new names for my fragina.

Grizelda is participating in Self-Transcendence Race in memory of Gussie for and Visual Aids.

Promo for What Would Jesus Do Today’s new podcast.

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Voicemail from some hillbilly who thinks I should lay off the Republican bashing. Thanks for his feedback.

Vagina remix from Brian.

Helena Handbag in Toronto quotes Orwell in his take on my ongoing language debate.

Studs Terkel on discussing politics and religion.

Go visit godaddy.com today!

Americunt.

Bush has racked up $3 trillion in public debt.

A Chaplain’s view of torturer.

Warparations: time to put a leash on the oil industry.

Matt the Mad Scientist (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MATT BLENDER): come over and clean my dirty panties, pussy.

Go check out the new shows on Podshow.

One day I would like to have religious people like the Lifespring guy and Steve Webb on as guests, but not right now.

Kooky Chinese lady at postage stamp says “Jesus Christ!” all the time.

Six degrees of Barrack Obama.

h d from the Artist’s Eye and Dr. Fran on Podcaster News.

I need the 82nd airborne porno, the Colon Farrell porno and the German cannibal video. Can anyone help a sister out?

Norm Augustinus is at Starbuck’s alot.

Vaginal masturbation.

Qpodder.org.

Thoughts on the donkey dick vs. the lavaleer?

Therapy: processing death.

Reading comments from the Eat This Hot Show site.

Cheryl’s take on the Eat This Hot Show cuntroversy.

Wanda Wisdumb some Febreeze with her when she visited my place.

PW Fenton is jealous of my fragina.

Gigantic musical medley.

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Proud mary.

Karla from Rumor Girls: my new lesbian lover.

One day a gazillion light years away aliens will be talking about their green cunts.

Starbucks offers insurance to its employees. Mazel Tov.

Flushing coffee grinds.

Karla has a homicidal vendetta against women with M names.

Chauncey is dying, but Chicago Sherri helps. She has a curiously strong bond with dogs.

Exquitie Corpse by Poppy Z. Brite.

I miss Strangers with Candy.

Kawai coffee from Brian of BDP Network.

Godaddy.com : the only company not pussyish enough to sponsor this show. They have great tech support too. Madge1, Madge2, Madge3!

Godaddy also sponsors the fantastic Slashdot Review.

Dave Slusher from The Evil Genius Chronicles. He has a great vocab and he likes to shut off TV’s with his evil, genius universal remote.

I am currently suffering from vaginal lip chafe.

Ragan and Rapechel’s Eat Bird podcast.

Finally getting caught up on my Podshow paperwork.

Cheryl .

Nick Zedd from Cinema of Transgression: crazy internet stalkers on his Livejournal have made him reconsider suicide.

Chauncey seems to be making progress. His condition makes me think about life, kind of like the Terry Schiavo case did.

I need a new name for my vagina.

Karla : long-distance lesbian? Where do she even fucking live?

Trotsky is hung like Ron Jeremy.

Pink: speaking for the collective cuntsciousness. She holds the talking stick right now.

Rachel Kann is on this week’s juicy Eat This Hot Show.

60 Minutes report on Bush and Iraq intelligence gathering.

60 Minutes government patsy Lara Logan and her Bernie Mac makeup.

Edith was the real star of All in the Family.

Bush and Cuntolezzy exaggerated, mislead, and falsified information to support the war. Just look at his record on the death penalty.

Exxon Mobil president Lee Raymond makes $400 million in windfall profits. This is an example of reverse robinhood. Thanks, Bush.

Bush selectively leaked intelligence to media that supported his war cause, ie Judith Miller.

Juan Cole on the likelihood of Iran nuking Isreal.

Public relations is insidious in this country. Example: Tom Cruise. See also: Century of Self on Insanse Films.

Bush wanted to take down Saddam for whatever reason, at any cost.

The two most important lessons I learned through hallucinogenics: 1. life is valuable. 2. Things can be not only what they are not, but they can be the complete opposite of what they seem to be.

My sordid sexual history involving other celebrity lesbotrons. Nancy Regan had big teeth. Ouch.

Andy Melton is always on the chat.

The mother in yesturday’s “My Shirley” Valerie Harper skit: Nancy Walker.

Lenny Bruce.

Lenny Bruce remix.

A lesbo sees the light andSome lesbo converts away from womyn loving.

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Much eclectic fun and a walk down mammary lane. Don’t miss the last 10 minutes.

Godaddy.com! Buy a domain for your mother for Mothturd’s Day. It’s fun. Check out with Madge1, Madge2, or Madge3 for special discounts.

My Dumps: Peaches’ Black Eyed Peas parody.

Tiffany from Playboy Radio on Sirius.

Anji Bee from Love Spirals: doesn’t like when I say cunt.

Email from Lady Bunny, who is rated X for Xtra Retarded: Pier Pressure. Dirty deeds done down by the docks.

Norm Augustinus and his surprise Starbucks messages.

I have a new lesbian lover. Her name is Karla and she has some questions regarding the piercings down in my dirty lady business.

Song about drugs by the Frogs.

Reading an excerpt from Heterophobia by esteemed colleague Ragan Fox. Congratulations on the PhD, Ragan.

Don’t miss the next installment of Eat This Hot Show (#32), where we finally let the blue-haired cat out of the bag.

PNS Noah: I have your check.

Bush meets with president of internet powerhouse Crisco.

Visit kinooga.com and become a financial backer of the Yeast Movie.

Twinkleboi podcast.

Chinese Talk Queens John Ong and Cliffy team up for a dual podcast and I get moist.

Difficult Listening Channel.

My response to the President’s weekly radio address.

Juan Cole’s Informed Comment on on Bushco’s Right, Not All Right Game.

My take on the Israel/Palestine conflict.

Heckler arrested in DC for “harrassing, intimidating, and threatening” the Chinese President. Oooh.

CIA warned Bush before Iraq war that Saddam had no WMD’s.

Swearing= excercise in free speech.

The Minute Men movement and its ties to racism. A Minute Men group is also attempting to build its own Mexican border.

Guardian Unlimited article on the influence of bloggers.

Daily Kos: collective amnesia on the oil Windfall Profits Tax put into effect in the late ’70s.

Why war is personal for the father of a deceased military man.

The Iraq war has now passed the $1 trillion mark.

Cindy Sheehan on the Raging Grannies.

Blackboxvoting.org: why electronic voting machines are so easy to tamper with.

Valerie Harper comedy.

A little opera.

Power Outage podcast and audio noise.

An old Daily Source Code endorsement for Yeast Radio from Adam Curry.

“Life is Strange” by Zeeche.

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Avenue Q Creator has had it with Jay Leno’s Gay jokes.

I really need to figure out a way to run Avid Xpress Pro on the MacBook Pro. It runs now under Windows but there is a huge problem. The video goes black when it’s in motion. I’ve googled and searched extensively but can find no solution. Anyone who can get this working for me gets to eat my ass out.