Lots of fun turday on this experimental advice show. It’s two hours long, but be sure not to miss the Rock and Roll Geek, Michael Butlurd in the secunt half.
Also, Norm Augustinus is at his best turday.
Some of the other guests are:
Jennifer Snoddy, The Girl on Tech
Miss Panang, John Ong
Diet Cindy
I can’t remember who else, sorry, but it’s good.
44 replies on “YR335 Norm Augustinus Calls a Record Executive and Advice from Madge and Cheryl”
YAY!!! Girl on Tech!
Just a little 🙁
Cafe Absinthe. Be sure to say hi to Clarence the bartender before you sit down for dinner. Ask him about Mapplethorpe.
Norm’s pornographic soundtrack rocks!! dunno how does he manage not to get hunged up or @ least insulted by this gentle rec exec…we need the bloated remix version of this tune tho.
The Sheryl is contagious in deed, honeeeeeeyyyy
Norm = fantastic. I think I’ll work on the remix…
Norm should call Adams Curry
Cafe Absinthe is great suggestion.
Why didn’t you take me there whore? How rude…
You’re embarassingly ugly.
Madge, Not sure if your gmail account is working so I’m posting this here: have you seen Steve’s Outfit at http://www.stevesoutfit.com/? It’s so you dress like Steve Jobs. This must be stopped!
Madge,
Maybe you would have gotten more calls if you gave a bit more notice you were doing this. Glad Cheryl could help you out.
Steve’s Outfit is gross!
wish i would have know I would have called to talk about global warming. Sound like your coming around on this issue anyway.
Also I think that ragan fox sound a lot like Ira Glass. Is Ira Glass a queen (do I need to ask?)?
-E
Ira Glass is (apparently) not a queen. He may even be married. Who knows for sure though.
excellent show
I fucking love Norm!
Norm has me gnawing my fingers to the bone!
I could have called the comment line to get counselling for the psychological damage inflicted by my last brush with Rachel Kann.
Miss Penang is great, always makes me laugh. Cheryl was disgusting as usual, honeyyyyy. Okoiiiiy?!
Michael Butler is tiny, so he probably is hung like a horse.
Horse…fly?
Aww… thank you Steve. Miss Penang rove you velly much.
I LOVED. the first half of this show then it kinda ran out of gas. Plus, Michael Butler for some reason seemed like a real fucking arsehole today. Sorry. It got a little “self-professed-geeky-heterosexual-male-attempts-to-impress-the-fags-in-the-audience-by-acting-all-generically-macho” today.
Cheryl is beginning to sound like a Dalek! I love her.
One criticism for Madge though: I love you, but when ever you proudly say that you’re a misogynist or something similar I can’t help but roll my eyes. Sorry, girl, but sometimes with those comments it’s can get very try-hard “edgy” and faux “confrontational” but in reality, you’re just reverting back into that obvious Artie Lang-type macho humour that you supposedly hate so much. I get that that’s part of your character but still. Maybe I’m just being an irritable bitch turday.
ps I have some more music recommendations for you, honeeeyy.
ps What is going on with Joanna Newsom and you? Why were you talking in some kind of code?
Damn, a two-hour Madge-athon.
I want to know what this gay p0rN was with the santorum et al. You said there were big-dicked twinks? I need this information for a science experiment, you see.
What a great show!!! Norm is so good at creating that uncomfortable feeling that makes you squirm, but you can’t stop listening-an aural train wreck.
Cheryl, honeeeeee, what would you be like if you had both lungs.
Everytime Norman calls someone, I sit there and am squirming around because I am so afraid its going to get bad! I *LOVE* Norm! He’s incredible. I just keep telling myself its fake so I can get through it easier.
I wish Norm would call me.
P.S., Fran, I love your show!
I know Cheryl is a whore, Madge.
And I know her pussy feels like rubbing rusty screen-door mesh across one’s first-in-command.
But she’s also funny and quick witted, Madge. And she says things no one I know would ever say — like her reference to her “what went sour”. Yuck. That makes me puke! I can almost smell it from where I sit and I would surly not want to touch it with a gloved hand or look at it with my own eyes.
Can’t you see how great she is – that Cheryl, Madge?
I hope — even if it is merely a deep dark secret — that you realize this.
Norm is funny, too. Really funny. But you freely admit that so what’s the point in arguing that.
Thanks hoooneeey… that was very sweet of jews. I do have turd say that my “what’s gone sour” is not really an original creation of mine… I got that little pubic-hair filled turd nugget from Strangers With Candy. I prefer to call it my tackle-box-of-death lately, amongst other names for the front end of my whorehole (asscunt). SMOOKEEEY hoooneeey.
Cheryl, I love you, I hope it doesn’t bother you that I’ve been going around all day saying “STAY SMOOOKEEEY HOOONEEY.”
No bother hooneeey.. it makes turds slip out of my moist cunt.
Yeah — that has kinda happened to me, too. And I have this urge to respond in my own blog’s comments a Cheryl. Wow! Smoking IS contagious – or is it ass-cunt is contagious?
Cheryl, I’m so happy for you that you embrace your Count Snatch-u-la (or is that Cunt Snatuch-u-la) as opposed to trying to hide it away with clinical terms and speak of it as if it’s not really there. You wear your bear trap proudly — as a woman should. It brings me joy and hope.
For any of you who aren’t inclined to embrace your filthy ass-cunt (or anyone else’s, for that matter) Dr. Z (Jonathon Zizmor) in NYC is perfecting a new sugery. Though he loves to spelunk in my asscunt, Wilbur promises me I can try it as soon as the procedure is on the market. That’s how much he loves me.
Remember to wipe after you blow it out your ass.
Madge,
Thanks for all your advice. I have many adventures to relate… but I wonder… would John Ong let me eat his asshole when he comes to Chicago?
Oh my!
I want to see a video of that. Make sure to add some cheesy podsafe porno music!
Actually, John is quite the media artist. He will probably do an enhanced podcast of it — should it happen. And — if he does that, you can probably look for it in both English and an Asian language, too.
How would John pronounce sex, without the “s”, lol.
(If you, John, see this, I love you, and was only joking)
Well, John… I’m glad that’s not a no, disappointed it’s not a yes. Hell, it just ain’t much of an answer. What do you think, sexpot?
On Digg just now…
This week the Minnesota Republican Party is distributing a new CD about a proposed state marriage amendment. The problem – the CD sends your answers back to headquarters, filed by name, address, and political views. No mention of that in the terms of use. No privacy policy at all.
Nevermind the security problems, I want about a million of those cds so I can express my views!
Ohh — that’s sleazy. What happens if you un-plug your computer from the network when you use the program — will it explode trying to send the answers to the mother ship?
Better yet, I wonder how easy it is to hack the CD so you can automate it’s delivery system. Distribute the hacked version and you can answer for the entire state with just a few friends.
Republicunts are lazy and stupid. I bet you its a burned cd with the text of what it is wrote with a sharpie.
Easy to crack, easy to exploit. 🙂
my wig is going to kill you.
Did norm add that song to the podshave music network yet?
Oh and could Norm pllllease call the whitehouse to pitch a new idea for a new war that will be more popular then the last few.
What would happen if he’d try to sell them on a new VP that didn’t shoot people?
bloated jap girdle spillover
Gay/Straight Alliances & glory holes. My kind of show.