YR335 Norm Augustinus Calls a Record Executive and Advice from Madge and Cheryl

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Lots of fun turday
on this experimental advice show. It’s two hours long, but be sure not to miss the Rock and Roll Geek, Michael Butlurd in the secunt half.

Also, Norm Augustinus is at his best turday.

Some of the other guests are:
Jennifer Snoddy, The Girl on Tech
Miss Panang, John Ong
Diet Cindy
I can’t remember who else, sorry, but it’s good.

Comments

44 responses to “YR335 Norm Augustinus Calls a Record Executive and Advice from Madge and Cheryl”

  1. Andy Avatar

    YAY!!! Girl on Tech!

    1. Andy Avatar

      Just a little 🙁

  2. Mizez Slocombe Avatar

    Cafe Absinthe. Be sure to say hi to Clarence the bartender before you sit down for dinner. Ask him about Mapplethorpe.

  3. Milo Avatar
    Milo

    Norm’s pornographic soundtrack rocks!! dunno how does he manage not to get hunged up or @ least insulted by this gentle rec exec…we need the bloated remix version of this tune tho.
    The Sheryl is contagious in deed, honeeeeeeyyyy

  4. Jason Flatowicz Avatar
    Jason Flatowicz

    Norm = fantastic. I think I’ll work on the remix…

  5. Andy Avatar

    Norm should call Adams Curry

  6. Noah Avatar

    Cafe Absinthe is great suggestion.

    1. Cheryl Avatar
      Cheryl

      Why didn’t you take me there whore? How rude…

      1. Madge Avatar

        You’re embarassingly ugly.

  7. Teresa Ortega Avatar

    Madge, Not sure if your gmail account is working so I’m posting this here: have you seen Steve’s Outfit at http://www.stevesoutfit.com/? It’s so you dress like Steve Jobs. This must be stopped!

  8. Sharon Faulk Avatar

    Madge,

    Maybe you would have gotten more calls if you gave a bit more notice you were doing this. Glad Cheryl could help you out.

    Steve’s Outfit is gross!

  9. erik Avatar
    erik

    wish i would have know I would have called to talk about global warming. Sound like your coming around on this issue anyway.

    Also I think that ragan fox sound a lot like Ira Glass. Is Ira Glass a queen (do I need to ask?)?

    -E

    1. Sorbitol Watkins Avatar
      Sorbitol Watkins

      Ira Glass is (apparently) not a queen. He may even be married. Who knows for sure though.

  10. mikeypod Avatar

    excellent show

    I fucking love Norm!

  11. Steve Avatar

    Norm has me gnawing my fingers to the bone!

    I could have called the comment line to get counselling for the psychological damage inflicted by my last brush with Rachel Kann.

    Miss Penang is great, always makes me laugh. Cheryl was disgusting as usual, honeyyyyy. Okoiiiiy?!

    Michael Butler is tiny, so he probably is hung like a horse.

    1. John Ong Avatar

      Aww… thank you Steve. Miss Penang rove you velly much.

  12. Matt Burgess Avatar
    Matt Burgess

    I LOVED. the first half of this show then it kinda ran out of gas. Plus, Michael Butler for some reason seemed like a real fucking arsehole today. Sorry. It got a little “self-professed-geeky-heterosexual-male-attempts-to-impress-the-fags-in-the-audience-by-acting-all-generically-macho” today.

    Cheryl is beginning to sound like a Dalek! I love her.

    One criticism for Madge though: I love you, but when ever you proudly say that you’re a misogynist or something similar I can’t help but roll my eyes. Sorry, girl, but sometimes with those comments it’s can get very try-hard “edgy” and faux “confrontational” but in reality, you’re just reverting back into that obvious Artie Lang-type macho humour that you supposedly hate so much. I get that that’s part of your character but still. Maybe I’m just being an irritable bitch turday.

    ps I have some more music recommendations for you, honeeeyy.

    1. Matt Burgess Avatar
      Matt Burgess

      ps What is going on with Joanna Newsom and you? Why were you talking in some kind of code?

  13. Dave Calderbank Avatar
    Dave Calderbank

    Damn, a two-hour Madge-athon.

  14. Matt, the Mad Scientist Avatar

    I want to know what this gay p0rN was with the santorum et al. You said there were big-dicked twinks? I need this information for a science experiment, you see.

  15. Fran Avatar

    What a great show!!! Norm is so good at creating that uncomfortable feeling that makes you squirm, but you can’t stop listening-an aural train wreck.
    Cheryl, honeeeeee, what would you be like if you had both lungs.

    1. Andy Avatar

      Everytime Norman calls someone, I sit there and am squirming around because I am so afraid its going to get bad! I *LOVE* Norm! He’s incredible. I just keep telling myself its fake so I can get through it easier.

      I wish Norm would call me.

      P.S., Fran, I love your show!

  16. Mike C Avatar
    Mike C

    I know Cheryl is a whore, Madge.

    And I know her pussy feels like rubbing rusty screen-door mesh across one’s first-in-command.

    But she’s also funny and quick witted, Madge. And she says things no one I know would ever say — like her reference to her “what went sour”. Yuck. That makes me puke! I can almost smell it from where I sit and I would surly not want to touch it with a gloved hand or look at it with my own eyes.

    Can’t you see how great she is – that Cheryl, Madge?

    I hope — even if it is merely a deep dark secret — that you realize this.

    Norm is funny, too. Really funny. But you freely admit that so what’s the point in arguing that.

    1. Cheryl Avatar
      Cheryl

      Thanks hoooneeey… that was very sweet of jews. I do have turd say that my “what’s gone sour” is not really an original creation of mine… I got that little pubic-hair filled turd nugget from Strangers With Candy. I prefer to call it my tackle-box-of-death lately, amongst other names for the front end of my whorehole (asscunt). SMOOKEEEY hoooneeey.

      1. Andy Avatar

        Cheryl, I love you, I hope it doesn’t bother you that I’ve been going around all day saying “STAY SMOOOKEEEY HOOONEEY.”

        1. Cheryl Avatar
          Cheryl

          No bother hooneeey.. it makes turds slip out of my moist cunt.

        2. Mike C Avatar
          Mike C

          Yeah — that has kinda happened to me, too. And I have this urge to respond in my own blog’s comments a Cheryl. Wow! Smoking IS contagious – or is it ass-cunt is contagious?

          Cheryl, I’m so happy for you that you embrace your Count Snatch-u-la (or is that Cunt Snatuch-u-la) as opposed to trying to hide it away with clinical terms and speak of it as if it’s not really there. You wear your bear trap proudly — as a woman should. It brings me joy and hope.

          1. Gladys Mercowski Avatar
            Gladys Mercowski

            For any of you who aren’t inclined to embrace your filthy ass-cunt (or anyone else’s, for that matter) Dr. Z (Jonathon Zizmor) in NYC is perfecting a new sugery. Though he loves to spelunk in my asscunt, Wilbur promises me I can try it as soon as the procedure is on the market. That’s how much he loves me.

            Remember to wipe after you blow it out your ass.

  17. Sorbitol Watkins Avatar
    Sorbitol Watkins

    Madge,

    Thanks for all your advice. I have many adventures to relate… but I wonder… would John Ong let me eat his asshole when he comes to Chicago?

      1. Andy Avatar

        I want to see a video of that. Make sure to add some cheesy podsafe porno music!

        1. Mike C Avatar
          Mike C

          Actually, John is quite the media artist. He will probably do an enhanced podcast of it — should it happen. And — if he does that, you can probably look for it in both English and an Asian language, too.

          1. Andy Avatar

            How would John pronounce sex, without the “s”, lol.

            (If you, John, see this, I love you, and was only joking)

      2. Sorbitol Watkins Avatar
        Sorbitol Watkins

        Well, John… I’m glad that’s not a no, disappointed it’s not a yes. Hell, it just ain’t much of an answer. What do you think, sexpot?

  18. Andy Avatar

    On Digg just now…

    This week the Minnesota Republican Party is distributing a new CD about a proposed state marriage amendment. The problem – the CD sends your answers back to headquarters, filed by name, address, and political views. No mention of that in the terms of use. No privacy policy at all.

    Nevermind the security problems, I want about a million of those cds so I can express my views!

    1. Mike C Avatar
      Mike C

      Ohh — that’s sleazy. What happens if you un-plug your computer from the network when you use the program — will it explode trying to send the answers to the mother ship?

      Better yet, I wonder how easy it is to hack the CD so you can automate it’s delivery system. Distribute the hacked version and you can answer for the entire state with just a few friends.

      1. Andy Avatar

        Republicunts are lazy and stupid. I bet you its a burned cd with the text of what it is wrote with a sharpie.

        1. Mike C Avatar
          Mike C

          Easy to crack, easy to exploit. 🙂

  19. Cindy Avatar

    my wig is going to kill you.

  20. bicyclemark Avatar

    Did norm add that song to the podshave music network yet?

    Oh and could Norm pllllease call the whitehouse to pitch a new idea for a new war that will be more popular then the last few.

    1. Mike C Avatar
      Mike C

      What would happen if he’d try to sell them on a new VP that didn’t shoot people?

  21. Melissa Gira Avatar

    Gay/Straight Alliances & glory holes. My kind of show.

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