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YR330 Car, GPS, Bloat, and Kann

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Yet another report from a journy from Florida to Chicago.
Also, me picking up Rapechel Kann from the airport while she was Xanaxed out. What a whore.

By Madge

Lesbian with food allergies.

22 replies on “YR330 Car, GPS, Bloat, and Kann”

Madge…you need that Star Trek female computer voice for you sophisticated GPS. I always liked the way she would tell you that you life support was fading.

Rapechel did sound Xanaxed out! Very calm and steady.

I think you asked the computer the question in the wrong format. You should have said, “computer WHERE will you eat out my cunt?” You forgot, Madge, it’s a map program — it needs to be asked where?

Hi Madge,

Sorry for not leaving a comment earlier, I just couldn’t. But I did think of you and Gussie at 1 AM local time last week.

The eugoly was such wonderful mixture of tragedy and happy memories.

Just get your mom a nice 25-40 dollar Logitec keyboard for her next birthday, and she gains full audio control, with fastforward buttons, rotary volume controle and a mute button, from the keyboard. Control lacking on the average 5$ Dell keyboard.

you know Madge, if you be so kind as to post any credible study that shows that humans significantly contribute to global warming I would live to review it. I think that you are angry and mourning right now. When you get through this you will see that global warming is just another thing for you lesbians bitch about.

-Erik

Ok dumb asses… read this article.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4604332.stm

And then this statement from your wikipedia entry.
“The atmospheric concentrations of carbon dioxide and CH4 have increased by 31% and 149% respectively above pre-industrial levels since 1750. ”

Looks like methane emissions are growing much much faster than CO2, so go plant a tree you fucking retards.

Here, Erik:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/02/060220102603.htm

And here:

http://www.gfdl.noaa.gov/~tk/glob_warm_hurr.html

And here:

http://lwf.ncdc.noaa.gov/oa/climate/globalwarming.html#Q1

And finally:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/06/03/tech/main510920.shtml

Yes, yes, Bush refutes global warming. Consider the source. That’s good enough for me. Besides, I found it interesting that his OWN administration had put the report out, and he was dissing it. (Don’t they communicate on these things?)

Of course, you can always go to Heartland Institute and find lots of studies about how there’s no global warming, so I guess it’s down to whomever you find credible. But the increasing frequency of hurricanes says enough for me, and loudly.

There is no data that show that humans significantly contribute to global warming. Show me the study, not just some article that doesn’t even quote or credit any study.

I think that we should scrub all emissions, and should take care of the earth, but these lesbians that are making claims that we are going to destroy all of humanity by driving to and from Florida 8 times are fighting a battle that need not be fought. Worry about freedom and shit like that..

Typical lesbian, when you are losing an argument, just call someone names and divert attention from the real issue. This is exactly what you criticize the republicunts for. Just admit to yourself that you are looking for something to be angry about and stop blaming everyone for this natural occurring event. To think that you can reverse global warming is naive. Driving big fancy SUVs is the opiate for the masses, and the people that run this world are selling the drug. It’s not going to change even if humans were responsible. Look at my blog entry http://toomuchbs.com/index.php?/archives/47-High-Schoolers-out-do-Auto-industry.html these high school kids made a car that gets 51 MPG on bio-diesel. Not “Diesel” clothing, which I know you fat lesbians are fond of, much like luna bars… But this is proof to me that we could have a very fuel efficient or alternative fuel car very easily, but IF THE TECHNOLOGY CAN NOT CREATE A MONOPOLY FOR THE SUPER RICH POWER BROKERS IT WILL NOT HAPPEN.

fuck you
Erik

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