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YR329 The Day Afturd with Ragan and Rapechel in South Beach

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Thank you,

Not just to those physically present, like Ragan and Rachel, Matt, Joshua, h, Gary, and all the wonderful people who helped out in so many ways, but to each of you who shared this experince with me and gave me your heartfelt sympathies in such a profound way that the true impact of your expressions will not be fully understood for years to cum.

Love,
Madge
A Woman of Luna

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By Madge

Lesbian with food allergies.

13 replies on “YR329 The Day Afturd with Ragan and Rapechel in South Beach”

Yep, it’s me, Matt, Matt. Pleased to meet your acquaintance.

A few comments I’d like to make: Rachel, the vodka that “Eduardo” the bartender used to make your vodka/RedBulls was Absolut. That probably explains a few things, such as the vomiting at 3am. I also took a few pictures and posted them (Just click my name above).
Additionally, the crazy woman at the bar was either Barbara or Brenda – one of those annoying B names. And yes, Joshua and I did pee on the floor of the men’s bathroom. Nobody seemed to care. I was too drunk to care. While I was pissing, this dude walked in and started pissing next to me – IN A ONE-PERSON BATHROOM! He looked longingly at my pierced cock and then started talking to me, totally drunk. I tried to ignore him as I shook off and zipped up. When I walked back through the bar later, I saw him making out with Barb/Brenda. WTF?
You forgot to mention the home-spun device that was used to consume the tuna-fish that was purchased from the crazy wheelchair man. Also – can I babysit Trotsky when he gets to Chicago?
Marshal is MY lovely friend. I love huge black cock on big-dick bottoms. Mmmm the reach-around. 🙂

What Matt is forgetting to tell everyone is that Brenda or Barbara and sweater vest guy wanted to have a threesome with him. Actually they said TREESOME.
I would never buy cheap vodka, that is tacky. Well maybe “Eduardo” served cheap vodka, but I paid for premium. Typical South Beach B.S..
Not sure what lollypop is supposed to stand for, but I swear the tunafish had chopped up lollypop sticks inside. Or maybe it was bones. Big props to that big soda company for their multi-use cans. Sooooo, classy.
The homless guy at the pizza place was Vietnamese and said his name was John, but we just called him Chinky. He refused to eat any of our pizza, which is telling of the quality of the stuff.
I think Matt pee-d on my shoe. The leather isn’t quite the same. Maybe he was flirting with me. Who knows, I miss the signs sometimes. Thank you guys for making a hard time full of good energy. Gussie would have wanted that.

Big smootch to you Madge, Miami won’t be the same without you. What the hell does straight-gay mean? Is that some kind of new gay slang?

Joshua-Myles

Scuse me while I correct Rape-chel… Wittington is not dead. Nor is he a judge. And the owner of the ranch is one of the richest people in texas… and has all her teeth.

still i agree.. the situation is rediculous.

Hi Madge, I just want to give my condolences. I’m sorry to hear of Gussie’s passing. I listen to your show on Sirius. You are hilarious. Take care.

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