Record Profits for Exxon

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In a file photo Exxon Mobil Corp. Chairman and CEO Lee Raymond laughs during a news conference in Dallas, Wednesday, May 25, 2005. Exxon Mobil Corp., the largest publicly traded oil company in the world, on Thursday, Oct. 27, 2005, said third-quarter profit surged, buoyed by higher crude-oil and natural-gas prices, even as the period’s hurricanes hampered production. Revenue grew to $100.72 billion from $76.38 billion in the prior-year period. (AP Photo/Donna McWilliam)

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4 responses to “Record Profits for Exxon”

  1. Aaron Avatar
    Aaron

    UGLY son of a bitch, isn’t he…?

  2. Adam Skye Avatar

    They say a picture is worth a thousand words and I think this picture says a mouthful — and not in a good way. Madge — you are so funny, enlightening, hillarious, intelligent, creative, and yes very disturbing. I’m a lesbian trapped in a gay man’s body! I adore you! Keep on keepin’ on!

  3. Wasabichimera Avatar

    These are all-time record figures for a US company, ever. Ever! This is not because they are running more efficiently or that they have produced a new product. While demand continues to grow for oil, it certainly has not grown 75% in the past quarter alone. Yet Exxon’s profits grew at that rate, 75%. $9.92 billion, up from $5.68 billion. Companies do not increase their profits in one quarter by several billion dollars unless they are screwing somebody.

  4. Jokermark Avatar
    Jokermark

    His face looks like it’s going to slide off…
    What a loser…

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