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Record Profits for Exxon

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In a file photo Exxon Mobil Corp. Chairman and CEO Lee Raymond laughs during a news conference in Dallas, Wednesday, May 25, 2005. Exxon Mobil Corp., the largest publicly traded oil company in the world, on Thursday, Oct. 27, 2005, said third-quarter profit surged, buoyed by higher crude-oil and natural-gas prices, even as the period’s hurricanes hampered production. Revenue grew to $100.72 billion from $76.38 billion in the prior-year period. (AP Photo/Donna McWilliam)

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4 replies on “Record Profits for Exxon”

They say a picture is worth a thousand words and I think this picture says a mouthful — and not in a good way. Madge — you are so funny, enlightening, hillarious, intelligent, creative, and yes very disturbing. I’m a lesbian trapped in a gay man’s body! I adore you! Keep on keepin’ on!

These are all-time record figures for a US company, ever. Ever! This is not because they are running more efficiently or that they have produced a new product. While demand continues to grow for oil, it certainly has not grown 75% in the past quarter alone. Yet Exxon’s profits grew at that rate, 75%. $9.92 billion, up from $5.68 billion. Companies do not increase their profits in one quarter by several billion dollars unless they are screwing somebody.

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