Lady Bunny Unveils the New National Symbol

Inspired by Jeff Stryker’s huge penis in her mouth while in Europe (see the photos on ladybunny.net), Lady Bunny has an Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the
government’s political stance.

A condom allows for
inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a
bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re
actually being screwed.