“Fan” Mail

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Today I looked at Itunes and I see Feast of Fools and Yeast think they
should be at the top of the Comedy list… FUCK THAT! Well that’s
cheating… I have loved BOTH of your show but now I feel like your
two are just as shitty as Adam curry. You guys suck now…
You have
lost this listener and I will make sure that this action by the two of
you will not be forgotten. Its a bad tactic and EXTREMELY SHAMEFUL.
I was so hoping more from my fellow gays, but I guess its just keeps
the stereo type going that all gays are self centered fags.

Plus by your selfish actions you two are hurting all the other Comedy
Podcasts, HELLO… only gay people want to hear your shows and now
your the first thing people see and listen to. WHAT A TURN OFF. Yah
you two will be talked about… “iTunes is filled with nothing but
this fucking fag shit”… And now you two will just be made fun of
by the str8 world.

You guys are shit… no less than shit… you two are mold.
WHATEVER… Thanks you two… your just reinforcing the gay stereo
type. Its because of people like you that all gay people will loose
any freedom. If everyone keeps thinking gays are flaming blue fags
and bitchy cunt lesbians who like sucking cum out of asses then we
have lost everything. I always wanted to be thought of as a flaming
deviant fag. Maybe the psychiatric community should reconsider
making being a fag a disorder. Then at least the two of you would get
locked up.

Well its things like this… why Fausto will never be take seriously.
And yeast your just the token gay show on podshow. If we didnt have
this x mtv has-been… your show would be replaced by the Catholic
Insider podcast. Yeast, im sure 99.99999999% of people turn away
from your show when it comes on.

Blah…. Disappointed X Gay listener.

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39 responses to ““Fan” Mail”

July 5, 2005

Madge

Mary, You could ask nicely instead of having a post ecstasy weekend queen attack on me.

The reason I did that is becasue it sucks being at the end of the goddamn alphabet all the time. If other queens agree with you, I’ll change it back.

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July 5, 2005

Mizez Slocombe

I think your dear “writer” needs to get his head checked when it comes to the self-loathing department.

After she goes and fucks herself, of course.

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1. July 5, 2005
  
  Madge
  
  Haha. I knew this comment was yours even before I read your name! Send the Larry Kramer police!
  
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July 5, 2005

Larry

Maybe I’m just as self-centered, but I’d guess the str8ies would have done the exact same thing if they had figured it out first. It just took a clever lesbian to beat them to it.

PS – All of that anger can’t be healthy.

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1. July 5, 2005
  
  Aaron Pratt
  
  I’m a str8ie… I saw Madge doing it and I was jealous I hadn’t figured it out first. Crafty lesbian.
  
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July 5, 2005

Olive

Heh funny email but.. WTF is this all about?
I don’t use any Apple product is it possible to access that ‘Comedy list’?

PS. I find your show quite good and entertaining, and I’m not ghey. Thx for not turning it into a proud-to-be-a-politically-correct-gay bs.

“your show would be replaced by the Catholic Insider podcast”
heheh hilarious. Not a snowball chance in hell, I reckon.

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July 5, 2005

Puffyblubbercunt

Hmm… perhaps someone did not take their meds? I hope that they do take them soon…. or else they might be the one getting locked up. It is sad that someone would get this worked up about two podcasts that they listened to–I mean…. in some sick sense, I am sure it is flattering that they care so much… but WTF? Aren’t there other, more pressing things to be angry about? Christ!

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1. July 5, 2005
  
  Madge
  
  Such as my bloat.
  
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July 5, 2005

Aaron

It looks like a prank, almost…the (poor) style of writing and the use of “whatever” more than once make me think that perhaps it’s Online Casino trying to get your attention?

Never mind anyway…just keep doing what you’re doing. And some self-promo is certainly not against the law. If that person thinks it’s so god-awful that (s)he’d cut you loose on that principle, then perhaps (s)he’d be happier staying home, refusing to bathe like all the other extremists.

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July 5, 2005

Huge Cock-Adams

what a nutter !
Sorry to change the subject slightly but whenever I hat the “back” button when I’m at Yeastradio I get yeast2 – what the fuk mary ?

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July 5, 2005

redmonkey

This clever, age-old trick to get to the top of the comedy list seems appropriate considering how Apple is really downplaying any ~~real~~ indie podcasts. Push back, damnit. Of course, it will be interesting to see how long it takes for others to catch on. —- ### AirF0rCe News R0undUp —- … you know?!

So while this rant you received is hilarious because it’s absurd and/or secretly Tom Cruise still operating on a half a hemisphere (?!)… you, Madge are still one clever cunt.

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July 5, 2005

Matt Burgess

OH NOES! SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET HATES YOU.

Big fucking deal, “dissapointed gay listener”. Why don’t you record your own cunting podcast if you’re such a self-righteous matyr and perfect, modest role model for the gay community?

Growl out my mangina, you cunting whore.

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1. July 5, 2005
  
  Madge
  
  Right. Please (s)he refered to him/herself as an x-gay.
  
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  1. July 5, 2005
    
    Matt Burgess
    
    Huh? I’m confused.
    
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    1. July 5, 2005
      
      Madge
      
      Hi signed the email
      ‘Blah…. Disappointed X Gay listener.
      
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      1. July 5, 2005
        
        Matt Burgess
        
        You’re ruining my rant, bitch!
July 5, 2005

Fausto

I don’t respond well to thinly veiled threats. We did a whole rant on this for tomorrows show.

As for our show the Feast of Fools, we’ve been ROYALLy screwed because apple insists on posting THREE identically different feeds, and for the life of me, and everyone else that is tryign to help me with this, we can’t figure it out.

So my audience is cut into thirds, which puts me on the bottom of the ratings game. And the ratings game is important because at this point in time it is about nurturing, developing and growing your audience. And about putting good shows out there.

Don’t worry madge. Qpodder will blow everything else out of the water.

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1. July 5, 2005
  
  Madge
  
  I wouldnt’ worry so much about the ratings. I was before but I’m not now. Just keep focusing on your cunt tent and you will be fine.
  
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  1. July 5, 2005
    
    Mr. Poose
    
    Good point…makes you sound kinda like our Johnny Toots (John Ong)! Although I support those who are into it, I rarely ever tell people about voting. (In a way, it seems like everything boils down to a competition that I’m way too tired for; some like it though, so I support them.)
    
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    1. July 5, 2005
      
      John Ong
      
      Mr Poose, ha! I agree indeed. I vote for those who ask for votes. But personally, it just isn’t my kind of thing. I’d rather people send me feedback, or email than voting for me from you-know-where. And I think Madge has a great point. Focusing too much on the competition is merely a waste of energy that you could have been focusing on your content. Or sound quality! Some shows who talked about voting for them on that place probably need to fix their level first. Oops, I just turned into a bitch there for a bit. Who cares!
      
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2. July 5, 2005
  
  DanGina
  
  Hey Fausto – we’re having a somewhat similar issue with double postings of the mopodshow. They don’t appear as two different podcast shows, but nearly every show is listed twice in the main list.
  
  Between that and not being able to get my damn album art to show up, I’m a little disappointed. I’d offer to go suck off steve jobs if i thought it would help. Hell, I’d do that even if my rss was okay.
  
  if you figure out the secret to eliminated double postings, let me know.
  
  peace-
  
  Dangina
  
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  1. July 5, 2005
    
    John Ong
    
    Oh, I’m sorry it is still not working. Did you get the email I sent you about the code error on the second line? It will also take about 48 hours to get your show’s feed updated.
    
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    1. July 7, 2005
      
      DanGina
      
      Hi John, I fixed the missing “.” in the reference to the dtd. That didn’t seem to do it.
      
      There must be some other giant “on/off” switch that I’m missing.
      
      Thanks for you continued help. It really feels like a community around here…and that’s a great thing.
      
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  2. July 6, 2005
    
    Fausto
    
    -Howdy Dangina–
    
    Once I figure it out, I’ll post something on qpodder or my website. Stay tuned.
    
    My guess is that apple just doesnt have it’s act together. One thing I noticed if you subscribe to my show feed with the artwork, you can see that it points to the website’s RSS, and the other two point to the same feedburner account (which then points to the original RSS)
    
    Try it out and you’ll see what i mean.
    
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July 5, 2005

Andy

Looks like you’re line breaks bit into your post.

Listened to the enhanced Queercast today – SO jealous you got the little popup images. That is SLICK!

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1. July 5, 2005
  
  Andy
  
  Of course I meant ‘your’. Damte!
  
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July 5, 2005

ragan fox

Sorry, I forgot to sign my email.

Signed,

Ragan Fox

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1. July 6, 2005
  
  Mizez Slocombe
  
  May I watch you fuck yourself, then?
  
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July 6, 2005

Berbacia

Tell her to bite her dick off at the taint and go celebrate…Okaaay!?

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1. July 6, 2005
  
  Madge
  
  I don’t know what anyone is talking about.
  
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July 6, 2005

Roger Smalls

What an unpleasant email Madge, I get those all the time from nasty people. dont worry. when he signed the email as ‘Disappointed X Gay listener’ does that mean he is now an ex-gay? does putting punctuation in the name of your show turn your audiences sexuality? i just hope apple has a gay section soon just for you, fausto, wanda and rush limbaugh – i think that fat cigar is a fallic symbol.

i predict because of apples way of priorising things alphabetically we are going to see a whole load of new podcasts called ‘A1 Podcast’ and ‘AAA Podcast’, just like the yellow pages, taxi companies and prostitutes. why cant they sort it by number of subscibers too? i dont know. but who does?

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1. July 6, 2005
  
  Madge
  
  Prostitutes, Rodger?
  
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  1. July 6, 2005
    
    Roger Smalls
    
    Some of the cards I have seen in telephone boxes say AAA topless hand shandy, A1-golden retrievers and A1A chocolate love. I’ve never phoned any of them though as they degrade women and i don’t have enough money.
    
    apple encourage this kind of thing with their listings, what sort of example are they sending out to people? and what if apple work out the abbreviation thing and put all those at the bottom or just strip them out? its all too complicated and fills me with fear.
    
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    1. July 6, 2005
      
      Madge
      
      I need a synonym for yeast that begins with ‘A’, Rodger. Any ideas?
      
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      1. July 7, 2005
        
        Roger Smalls
        
        I’m stuck for words. Fanny fungus is higher up in the alphabet that Yeast though.
July 6, 2005

Fausto

If you look, there are already lots of podcasts with odd s[pellings and characters in the beginning.

~Apple needs to †ake care of this or else its going to look messy. I’ll cooperate with apple if they cooperate with me.

They havent returned any of my emails.

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July 7, 2005

David Cerda

Welcome to the world of near fame. People hate others who succeed in anything and will always find fault in anything you do.

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1. July 7, 2005
  
  Madge
  
  Thanks David. I think I’m going to LOVE almost fame.
  When is my guest appearance? I can’t remember? Someone asked for my adddress but I didn’t get anything yet.
  
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July 10, 2005

timbearcub

I don’t get any nasty emails – well one, once.

I must be doing something wrong!

Ignore it – same kind of log-cabin conservative who probably thinks asking for gay marriage, cruising/cottaging and public displays of affection are a bad idea because they bring us into ‘disrepute’ and they secretly want to be str8 and ‘accepted’. internalised homophobia in extremis.

Please mary, indeed.

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