Star Jones’ Big Ass Pussy-Yeats Radio-06.01.05

Weekly Star Jones harpooning and gossip from Yeast Radio’s resident BBW Blesbian, Verbacia Clemens

Will someone do me a huge favor and write the show notes for me and then post them in the comments? Seriously.

SHOW NOTES BELOW:

SHOW NOTES BY BURBACIA HERSELF:
Burbacia Clemens _ Big, Black, Bloated, Bisexual, Bipolar, Overweight Blesbian!
Everyweek… now That’s Plump

Hollywood Gossip
In the headlines:
– Katie Holmes says she would happily strip on screen LALAWood
– Did wife of Ice T service him at nightclub? Meatpacking District club NA/NYC
– “The minute you walked in the joint..I could you were a man of distinction, a big black vendor”
– PARIS TO MARRY Finally, she’ll stop hitting on me…wanting eat my pussy! Howood
In Santa Barbara Michael Jackson’s former maid said she saw him walking around nude and erect. She said his penis has a white glove, singed pubs and say “whow!” during ejaculation!
Burbacia Clemens _ Big, Black, Bloated, Bisexual, Bipolar, Overweight Blesbian!
…now That’s Plump

This Weeks Experience
– Star Jones Sighting
– All Lesbian Version of “In the Heat of the Night” Ruth Buzzy
– Mudwrestling
Burbacia Clemens _ Big, Black, Bloated, Bisexual, Bipolar, Overweight Blesbian!
now That’s Plump

Save a Dyke Foundation
– Submissions to [email protected]
– Needed: Celebrity Beard!! Hollywood
– I am the personal assistant to a major celebrity. He is gay and needs a bloated lesbian to pose as his girlfriend and accompany him to movie premieres, Hollywood parties, and Sunset Strip beatdowns of Shannon Doughert, Mikhi Pfeifer, and Kelly Osbourne. Must be educated, well-spoken, bloated and into fisting. If you can speak multiple languages during orgasm, that is a bonus as there will be orgies with Malcolm Jamal Warner, Stacy Keach, and Cy Pearlman.
Burbacia Clemens _ Big, Black, Bloated, Bisexual, Bipolar, Overweight Blesbian!
now That’s Plump

Porn Poetry – Looking for a Piss, Foot, Cum, Spit bud! – 30 Cockney
West Hollywood
Burbacia Clemens _ Big, Black, Bloated, Bisexual, Bipolar, Overweight Blesbian!
now That’s Plump

Fashion: Tight fitting Terrified Maid’s Capes – Spanish
Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills

Burbacia Clemens _ Big, Black, Bloated, Bisexual, Bipolar, Overweight Blesbian!
Everyweek…
Eat it Bitch!
now That’s Plump

Show Notes via Bicyclemark

M-to the Weinstein
Lady of Honor, guest speaker for Andy Matic’s class.
Anal-nonymous caller, Verbacia Clemens, opens the vagina lips of hollywood and gets into:
Michael Jackson,
Dating Bill Hadat,
Katie “John” Holmes’ vagina,
Paris likes black sugar,
Who’s playing Cuntlips Tunahand?,
Ice-T packing meat,
Another Star Jones Sighting; auditioning for an all-lesbian version of In the Heat of the night,
Steel Trap Vagina,
Save the Dyke Foundation: pussyfarm69 at yahoo.com
Celebrity Beard Needed for Sunsetstrip Beatdown,
Porn Poetry from a young Cockney Man,
A Hairy Lumucks,
In fashion; new item – Maids Capes,
Do maids wear capes? When they escape?,
M-jackson’s maid testified.