I’ll be performing at this train wreck on April 20.
Look on the bright side: There’s a fisting room downstairs.
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I’ll be performing at this train wreck on April 20.
Look on the bright side: There’s a fisting room downstairs.
13 replies on “Cum See Me Perform in Chicago Next Week”
I want love to go see you live [even though you said it’s a sleazy gay bar] but I’m far far away from Chicago. Maybe you could do an Australian tour when you get more e-fame?
RE: The last podcast – the opening tribute song was the best you’ve played. Are you excited for the Strangers with Candy movie coming out later this year? I want to camp outside the theatre like one of those Star War freaks I’m that fucking excited.
“I’m as moist as a snakcake down there.”
I’ll be at that train wreck Madge. What color latex glove should I wear? I have a new pair of black ones, but I don’t wanna break them out for just any old ass. Will there be some fresh meat?
I just read the Newcity article. I loved the artricle and you had some great quotes. But, what really pisses me off is that you were not on the front cover.Now, I know you are ugly, and sex sells but come on. To see these fratboy metrosomething or others with their horn and fur fetish on the front cover when they have done 12 shows? Who are they blowing? You have done something like 10 times the number of shows these guys have done. Oh Americunt, wake up!
I can’t even find that newspaper anywhere. I have been to dozens of places and nobody carries NewCity anymore.
i saved you a copy and didn’t you get the scan of the picture?
: )
-jason
Vaginal Yeast–makes me want a loaf a bread real bad.
What a shame I’m not in the US of A, would really like to see you perform.
Toi toi toi Madge
Madge,
As a “boy in the band,” I will be your most humble servant at the show. Anything you want, we’re on it. If anyone gives you shit, you just nod, and I’ll kick the shit out of them…
I may be hideous, but I’ve got deadly wooden sticks…
“NOBODY GETS FISTED AGAINST THEIR WILL ON MY BEAT.”
P.S. Thanks for putting our poster up on your site…
Ah, crap. I have to work that night. 🙁
Hi, added your site to Experience Podcasting (www.experiencepodcasting.com). Hope you can link back.
Would you consider releasing your podcasts in a lesser bitrate to reduce the size of your files?
Originally I had sent the following as an email to madge BUT I thought some of you could benefit from seeing it, as it seems she is too busy to share it with you.
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Madge,
I was alarmed by a comment posed by a Patricia Fernos advocating for Douching (http://tinyurl.com/buofg)!! I feel I must intervene here. ?I would appreciate if you could help get this important message out to your gentle (and often gentile) audience by posting it for them to read.
Patricia–Don’t be spreading your hateful, PH balance destroying nonsense! The truth is that one must eat yogurt every day with active cultures. ?Also, have clean finger nails (not like these: http://tinyurl.com/84waa ) before pumping them in and out of your nasty cunt. You can also dip a tampon into plain yogurt and shove that in your yeast infested orifice. When you’re all done, have a Luna bar and call it a day.
But remember, yeast is not always bad. ?When you’re baking bread and in a pinch, for you have no yeast in the cupboard.. WELL, just use some yeast from your suzie. ?No one will ever know…?well, besides the slight fishy smell and taste. ?Just tell them you added some lesbian spices–you won’t be lying and they’ll just think you meant licorice or something.
It can also be useful when someone faints— Just plunge your thumb into your cesspool and hold it under the unconscious person’s nose. ?I guarantee they will wake up immediately, although they may have a yeastache.
Lastly, some uses for the crafty lesbian who frequents Michaels, Oy, I hate that hellhole. So?… this tip may save you a trip or two. ?Yeast is useful as glue, kind of like wood glue but much stronger and more pungent. ?Although Margaret Cho’s mother said to use “RICE!!!”; I say just use a little bit of YEAST! ?You get a little bit?, make it real sticky between your fingers…?all TACKY? and then you have no need for glue. ?Wonderful! ?In a small way you are saving the earth because you are recycling a natural product! ?Very lesbian! ?Just make sure to plug in an air freshener nearby your little lesbian craft project or you might lose all your friends.
That’s all I got for now,
PuffyBlubberCunt
Oh no! Goddess damn computers! I am sorry about those random characters in my last posting… I don’t know what the hell they are. But I can’t go back and edit it…so you must just pretend they are not there. Now I must go clean up my miscarriage! Good Times!
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