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HELP ME GET HOME!!!

HELP! I need to get to chicago by tomorrow at 10AM and there are no flights to be found in south Florida. If anyone can figure out a way for me to get home by 10am turdmorrow (april 4) I will give you a free iPod and whatever else you want. HELP! Seriously. I am in MIA right now but can fly from FLL or PBI if necessary.

If I don’t get home by 10am turdmorrow, my boss at the label is going to be very very mad.

UPDATE: Mrs. Slow-cum wins the iPod for finding me a flight that gets me to chicago at 8am turdmorrow. Thanks, Mrs. S!