Win an iPod, Fight Vaginal Yeast with Madge Weinstein
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CHICAGO, IL- February, 21, 2005–What’s loud, cheap, easy, and has
revolutionized the music industry?
If you are thinking legendary rock manager and lesbian activist Madge
Weinstein…think again! Apple’s ubiquitous iPod portable music player
has finally surpassed Madge Weinstein as the gadget on everybody’s
lips. In keeping with her “if you can’t beat ’em join em” philosphy
Madge will be giving away an IPod shuffle (512mb version)
every week to a lucky listener of her Podcast. For five
consecutive weeks, beginning March 1st, 2005, attentive listeners will
be given the opportunity to win a special Madge Weinstein edition
iPod. The iPod comes loaded with the initial Madge podcasts that
ignited a talk radio firestorm. These podcasts are rare and
unavailable anywhere else. In addition the custom “MadgePod” has
other unique features.
“These are hot,” says the outspoken Madge, “Those pretentious wankers
in U2 might have fancy laser etching on their iPods, but I personally
guarantee that each of these have been rubbed on my vagina!”
Only listeners to Madge’s Podcasts at www.yeastradio.com
will be given this exclusive opportunity. You need to listen to win!
What’s the catch? There isn’t one. In addition to being a lesbian
entertainment mogul, Madge Weinstein is known as a generous
philanthropist on behalf of divergent charities. By giving away free
iPods, Madge Weinstein hopes to draw attention to one of her pet
causes–Vaginal Yeast!
“This might seem hard to believe but more people actually suffer from
Vaginal Yeast than own iPods.” the modest maven contunues, “I am just
trying to do my part towards reversing that trend.”
How can you help? Wash often, wear cotton panties, and listen to Yeast
Radio…you might just win a free IPod.
About Madge Weinstein:
Madge Weinstein- saucy, outspoken breast cancer survivor and
opinionated lesbian activist is taking talk radio by storm! Hear her
intimate and insightful pronouncements on love, life, and vaginas via
her podcast radio program located at
YeastRadio.com.
“You may not know me if you don’t read the tabloids, but I’m a very
famous lesbian” – Madge Weinstein
A legendary backstage powerbroker in the entertainment industry, for
too many years Madge has literally been “the wind beneath the wings”
of an A-list roster of talent. Madge Weinstein finally steps out from
the shadows of her many celebrity clients to deliver the sort of
candid wit and wisdom that has cemented her reputation as one tough
lesbian broad.
Former MTV VJ and new media visionary Adam Curry has had the
opportunity to behold Madge in her new role as “Lesbian of All Media”,
“It’s almost like Joan Rivers, Howard Stern, and Rush Limbaugh had a
lovechild and out popped Madge.”
Not surprisingly, Madge has proven to be a natural in front of her
adoring public. She is swiftly emerging as a strong role model for
young girls all across America.
“The only reason I like being famous is because I get to have sex with
hot young women!”
Beneath her abrasive coating, however, Madge has a heart of gold. She
is well known for her advocacy on a variety of women’s issues
including her long tenure as a spokeswoman on behalf of women
suffering from Vaginal Yeast.
“Vaginal Yeast is MUCH worse than Breast Cancer. Vaginal Yeast affects
ALL women, while breast cancer only affects a minority. Vaginal Yeast
itches and burns constantly, while with breast cancer, you hardly know
it’s there, except for chemo and death.”
Some may be familiar with Madge as manager of the popular Grrrl rock
band, Goddess Riot Juice. Her unique perspectives on everything
from Lesbian Feminists of Color to Vaginal Yeast can be seen at
Chicago’s annual Feast of Fools performances. You can view more of
Madge in her video journals at http://insanefilms.com. She is
single and lives in Chicago with her dog, Chauncey. Young ladies,
check out her podcast, http://YeastRadio.com.
For more information contact [email protected]
206.888.CUNT
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10 replies on “For Immediate Release”
Nice. Wow, I’m excited to try to win my very own Madge Pod… and give it a nice, big SNIFF. Mmmm. I’m hoping that in the works the iPod Photo might be next. Just think of the snatch shots!
Oh My God! The smell… the smell…
Madge, where the hell is your feed. I want to add it to my iPodder Lemon and I can’t find your feed anywhere. I’ve looked on your website, on Feedburner and on the podcast directory. Help, I want to play your ipod shuffle game. Ira
My feed is http://feeds.feedburner.com/yeastradio
Some people are just blind I guess…. 😉 They usually have a good sense of smell though.
And yes, I know that was a perfectly useless post, don’t berate me for it. 😛
Laughing my ass off
Come on im an aussie and i still havent got an ipod usually its us aussies that by this kind of stuff so GIVE US A FREAKIN I POD…………shuffle
GIVE THE AUSSIE THE FREAKIN IPOD………………………Shuffle….Please
Maybe a free plug to get iPods to our troops?
http://www.iPods4Troops.com
Apple surely won’t help!
The most disgusting podcaster gives away free iPods to attract listeners
By giving away free
iPods, Madge Weinstein hopes to draw attention to one of her pet
causes-
… says a-male-pretending-to-be-a-lesbian, whom Adam Curry loves so much.
He is giving away one iPod shuffle a week. This is very cool promotion and I…