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   January 20, 2005

   anon

   Dear Madge,
   When I wake up in the morning my cunt stinks so bad that *I* can hardly stand it. i like to get off in the morning but my girlfriend won’t go down on me. what can i do?

   Stinky New York Cunt

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   January 20, 2005

   tacoma aroma

   Hi Madge,

   I know there are a lot of vaginal perfume products today but a friend told me that there is some ancient technique by which you can gargle with your cunt. Is that true and what gargles might a girl use?

   PS-I think Fausto has real podcast potential.

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