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Show notes: 08:11 ustreamer-36572 : frist
08:14 mindcaster : link dump: http://blip.tv/file/750336
10:55 hotrannymess : hello everyone
10:55 andymelton : Hi Rebecca (?).
10:55 tinyrooster : hello
10:56 torero : hello
10:56 torero : its morning again in america
10:57 andymelton : A cute guy said the very same thing “it’s morning again in america” this morning on Twitter.
10:58 tinyrooster : miss the yeast
10:58 torero : uhh that was me andy, and thanks
10:59 torero : i feel so warm and fuzzy now
10:59 andymelton : YAY!
11:00 ArcherRadio : Yeah! She’s back!
11:00 * simp runs in circles
11:00 andymelton : She’s got her purple dress on (again).
11:00 torero : that chair in the back looks like a <censored>, no?
11:01 Dude2008 : it looks like the set of the Dinah Shore show
11:01 torero : haha
11:01 andymelton : Does she have a helmet on?
11:02 ArcherRadio : That’s her hair.
11:02 torero : the entre act
11:03 ArcherRadio : Yes, we can
11:03 andymelton : yrs
11:03 ArcherRadio : Hi Madge
11:04 ArcherRadio : Don’t forget to tell us about your dream.
11:04 simp : hey… did she clean?
11:04 ArcherRadio : Looks like it.
11:04 redmonkey : Why the hell is your house so clean?!
11:04 simp : wow!!!
11:04 torero : that must feel so much better
11:05 redmonkey : this is a first!
11:05 redmonkey : a clean house!
11:05 ArcherRadio : I thought that was what you were doing on your time off.
11:05 Dude2008 : I missed you Madge
11:05 ArcherRadio : I missed her too!
11:05 simp : me too, it was a long Madge-less week
11:06 redmonkey : Then send Madge money, Dude2008
11:06 torero : as long as its not barrel maudling
11:06 andymelton : Torero is a cutie.
11:06 torero : hayyy
11:07 andymelton : And I’ll say dirty things about him instead of that one guy I use to say nice/naughty things about. MMMM HMMM.
11:07 andymelton : OMG. She’s gonna sit on the thing.
11:07 ArcherRadio : oh, she’s got a scarf on.
11:07 redmonkey : ha! i think you’re right, Andy
11:08 torero : work that thing
11:08 ArcherRadio : beautiful!
11:08 andymelton : Yes, back on the thing this week.
11:09 ArcherRadio : Good for you, Andy.
11:09 redmonkey : gee, i dunno… maybe you should have posted something saying you’d be back on Monday
11:10 redmonkey :
11:10 andymelton : Thanks Archer
11:10 ArcherRadio :
11:10 torero : yes we do!
11:11 torero : auntieveraspeaksdotpodshowdotcom.com
11:11 redmonkey : Is Compressor what’s workin your last lesbian nerve? (And how much abuse from that program do you need in your life, Madge???)
11:11 simp : where’s Vera?
11:12 Dude2008 : she’s out buying gold
11:12 ArcherRadio : She’s working on her 100th show
11:13 redmonkey : Madge, are you using <censored> 3 or 2?
11:14 redmonkey : Andy you sound lighter
11:15 torero : haha!
11:15 ArcherRadio : I need to lose 20 pounds…can I get a new iMac?
11:15 redmonkey : compressor
11:16 ArcherRadio : I liked the time you said lyps
11:16 mindcaster : oeh, I had the sound off, almost missed this
11:16 HumbleMarshal : I liked the time you said <censored>
11:16 torero : shes IS chicago
11:16 yeastradio-1 : !censoroff
11:17 redmonkey : That’s hot, Andy
11:17 yeastradio-1 : cunt
11:17 redmonkey : cunt
11:17 redmonkey : cunt
11:17 redmonkey : oops sorry
11:17 torero : smell your finger now
11:17 ArcherRadio : hahaha
11:17 humandog : IS THIS THE GRUM WITH THE LESBIAN DYKE?
11:18 mindcaster : did anybody catch my link way on top? Amsterdamnturds watching Madge video…
11:18 ArcherRadio : That was a good one.
11:19 mindcaster : good
11:19 redmonkey : Madge isn’t as rubenesque as she used to be.
11:19 redmonkey : Keeping talking about cuntpressor
11:19 torero : get er done
11:20 redmonkey : I had the same problem
11:21 redmonkey : Exactly! It was that damn QT update
11:21 redmonkey : I was told to upgrade to the latest Final Cut Studio
11:22 redmonkey : What are your QMaster settings?
11:23 humandog : I don’t know Redmonkey, but I read about this problem as well
11:23 redmonkey : Exactly, madge
11:23 redmonkey : It is bullshit
11:24 redmonkey : Buy Final Cut Server… oh yeah, Apple can’t make it work. It’s not out yet
11:25 redmonkey : Is there a way to downgrade your version of QuickTime? And if so, how?
11:25 redmonkey : (because i suspect that’s the whole problem)
11:27 humandog : http://news.wired.com/dynamic/stories/S/STATE_OF_JOURNALISM?SITE=WIRE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2008-03-16-16-32-59
11:28 torero : buy gold
11:29 torero : haha!
11:29 mindcaster : 1006 bucks and rising
11:30 mindcaster : but what’s a buck these days
11:30 redmonkey : cash
11:30 redmonkey : madge needs cash
11:30 mindcaster : I will be your Euro-pimp
11:30 redmonkey : Why?
11:31 mindcaster : why what
11:31 redmonkey : The opera queen is so wonderfully ridiculous.
11:31 redmonkey : Don’t tell the opera queen about 2012.
11:31 redmonkey : The end of the world
11:32 mindcaster : yup
11:32 torero : my grandma once said california would fall off into the ocean
11:32 mindcaster : so do those wackjobs of The Secret
11:32 redmonkey : Al Gore invented the blogosphere
11:32 mindcaster : oh give me a break
11:32 Carrino : July of 1998 was X Day in the Church of the Subgenius (Bob Dobbs)
11:33 torero : the secret is that oprahs vagina smells like kitkats
11:33 redmonkey : The Secret is there is money to made from a lot of made-up bullshit
11:33 mindcaster : there u go
11:33 Carrino : Spiritual Law?!?
11:33 redmonkey : Oprah’s housekeeper wrote it
11:34 mindcaster : I want a new bike! Poof!
11:34 torero : prolelife
11:34 mindcaster : power of attraction
11:34 mindcaster : sure, there’s some truth in there, not a secret
11:34 mindcaster : not a new fucking religion
11:34 mindcaster : or philosophy
11:35 torero : like L Ron
11:35 redmonkey : Noah’s Ark in the Grand Canyon: Where they mormon?
11:36 torero : i wonder why the gays would like that
11:36 torero : hmm
11:36 tinyrooster : what’s really sad is that successful people like stars believe in that and then they’re still successful and they think it works
11:37 redmonkey : Yes, tinyrooster.
11:37 mindcaster : The Secret is that they were lucky to have a good agent
11:37 redmonkey : The Secret is a good solution to help hide Oprah’s wealthy guilt
11:37 tinyrooster : wealth is the gift that keeps on giving
11:38 torero : housewives
11:39 mindcaster : they still trust govs
11:39 tinyrooster : the secret is a form of magical thinking, which is ancient, but it’s also the case that people in the U.S. are uneducated
11:39 mindcaster : bitches
11:40 mindcaster : makes my axe evil I guess
11:40 mindcaster : Chris, people will continue to vote against their own interests
11:41 mindcaster : its a lot of group thinking too
11:41 mindcaster : and slogans make sense to a lot of people, as they’re easy to understand
11:41 redmonkey : Here’s something: I live in Santa Barbara/Montecito which has a ton of wealthy republicans who actually do support the troops with paychecks to neo-conservatives, and I never ever see a support our troop sticker on their cars!! Hmmm.
11:41 tinyrooster : true. oprah has nerve pushing that
11:41 humandog : I understand that mindcaster, I really do
11:42 torero : santa barbara is a karmic black hole
11:42 humandog : but where does the base level of trust come from? and why do sometimes I find that in myself?
11:42 humandog : it’s very frustrating?
11:42 humandog : no question mark
11:42 mindcaster : I know
11:42 redmonkey : I hate those fucking ribbons. I like to mix them up too
11:42 tinyrooster : propaganda. it works.
11:42 humandog : agreed
11:42 humandog : it does work
11:42 torero : its mostly civillians doing it though
11:42 mindcaster : base level is warped, so people aim for most familiar
11:43 mindcaster : I figure it takes a lot of disasters and downfall to change base trust
11:43 humandog : http://www.joebageant.com
11:44 humandog : a writer on this very topic I recommend
11:44 torero : bless this mess, andy
11:45 mindcaster : ok
11:45 torero : cunt cunt cunt
11:45 ArcherRadio : oh lord!
11:45 redmonkey : AMEN!
11:45 torero : obamas pastor, andy melton
11:46 torero : hah!
11:46 redmonkey : Are there snakes at your church too? And people speaking in tongues, Andy?
11:46 torero : people flying around the room
11:47 ArcherRadio : That took you all week?
11:47 simp : hahhaa!
11:47 redmonkey : ha
11:48 mindcaster : thanks Chris, it’s a good read
11:50 humandog : I suggest looking through Bageant’s archives
11:50 humandog : lot of good stuff
11:50 redmonkey : That was fucking great…
11:50 torero : Early to Bed in Chicago should be sponsoring madge
11:50 ArcherRadio : Very good…loved that airplane story
11:50 mindcaster : subscribed to it now, will do
11:51 wh175 : I liked it Madge
11:51 ArcherRadio : hahaha…do they fit
11:51 redmonkey : Cheryl is banned
11:51 redmonkey : forever
11:51 wh175 : ~Wayne~
11:51 simp : waynehole?
11:54 torero : a portrait of her is mouldering somewhere
11:54 straightchris : cheryil s pathetic
11:55 simp : hell yeah
11:57 torero : uh oh
11:57 redmonkey : Was that your yellow ovary, Madge?
11:58 torero : like a circle!
11:58 torero : 360
11:58 redmonkey : Nice downward dog, madge… the stink lured trotsky over
11:59 redmonkey : … and you said you didn’t get eaten out, Madge. (Mt. Lesbian, uh-huh)
11:59 redmonkey : Good idea, Andy… make it twice as much work for Madge.
11:59 redmonkey : Send Madge money
12:00 humandog : buy gold
12:00 redmonkey : send madge chocolate gold coins
12:01 torero : gelt
12:01 mindcaster : gotta go, bye e’one
12:01 mindcaster : happy prolapsing
12:01 torero : this is not gilbert grape
12:03 redmonkey : Looked great, madgula.
12:03 redmonkey : Send madge more tapes
12:04 torero : is she wearing some S&M bracelet?
12:04 redmonkey : The audience has gone up!
12:04 redmonkey : THIS is what we all want….
12:04 redmonkey : Madge’s cunt on a green screen
12:05 humandog : Podshow pays this woman cash money for her excellence: http://www.podshow.com/showguide/?key_id=ad19f53d2c337ef46729b2c62200c569&feed_type=ext
12:05 redmonkey : Oh my god, she’s like one of those animated .gif dogs running back and forth
12:06 redmonkey : I never realized that the lips on the moo moo were kissing Madge’s ass. NICE!
12:06 torero : its very dawn davenport
12:06 redmonkey : mumu
12:07 torero : gay caribou
12:11 tinyrooster : does stacy know about this?
12:11 andymelton : http://youtube.com/watch?v=WwMbJ68IbAM
12:11 torero : shes segmented like an ant
12:11 redmonkey : how does that woman have such a thin stomach with hips that big?
12:11 ustreamer-90579 : that’s where woman fat goes
12:12 tinyrooster : depends on the woman
12:12 torero : ENB
12:12 redmonkey : I thought it was just from a lot of sit-ups.
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : oh hi
12:13 simp : tell her it’s on hiatus
12:13 redmonkey : have hagath makes faces while you read the news
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : I ressurected
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : hi dears
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : hmmm
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : I think both first
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : but between the two…
12:13 redmonkey : she won’t know the difference.
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : ENB
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : exactly
12:14 redmonkey : I care.
12:14 redmonkey : Send madge money
12:14 redmonkey : Ooops
12:14 thejeffreytaylor : Did I miss a piece of news in the beginning?
12:15 redmonkey : podshow has been very busy picking new colors for 3.0
12:15 redmonkey : that site is beautiful
12:16 redmonkey : moonké?
12:16 thejeffreytaylor : their colour for 3.0 is pink
12:16 thejeffreytaylor : slips
12:16 andymelton : cunt
12:16 andymelton : shit
12:16 andymelton : dick
12:16 andymelton : nigger
12:16 andymelton : read that bitch
12:16 tinyrooster : cock a doodle doo
12:16 torero : moonskala
12:16 torero : jaleel white
12:17 redmonkey : dirty blood red moonskala
12:18 Carrino : you were in the front page video madge.
12:19 torero : is it WM Smartphone?
12:19 tinyrooster : yes there is. check the tmobile howardforum for the settings. you need the settings
12:19 torero : on mine, skype wont go through the ear speaker, only speakerphone
12:19 Carrino : Cattle Lips
12:20 Carrino : Cattle Lyps
12:20 ustreamer-91028 : I doubt Nokia phones are “Smartphones”; typically those are Windows or Blackberry powered.
12:21 Carrino : You put up part two of the root of all evil — can’t wait to watch it.
12:21 tinyrooster : no nokia uses symbian
12:22 ustreamer-91028 : how do i change my username from the Ustreamer default
12:22 ustreamer-91028 : Samsungs are not smart either.
12:22 yeastradio-1 : ‘/nick retarded
12:22 thejeffreytaylor : hang on n00by ,n00by hang on
12:22 redmonkey : exactly, andy!
12:22 ustreamer-91028 : chill out – first time here – douche bags!
12:22 torero : andy will sit on your face
12:23 tinyrooster : responding to ustreamer-91028
12:23 thejeffreytaylor : “prize”
12:23 torero : ha!
12:23 thejeffreytaylor : Certain Death?
12:23 kfrankie : No thanks, I’m driving…
12:23 torero : smells like baking bread
12:24 bicyclemark : Hi all
12:24 tinyrooster : hello
12:24 torero : but we gained mark
12:24 thejeffreytaylor : hi marks
12:24 bicyclemark : im a workin man
12:24 bicyclemark : Hey jeffreys
12:24 thejeffreytaylor : talks to me later marks
12:24 thejeffreytaylor : I have something for you
12:24 bicyclemark : sho thang
12:24 redmonkey : opera, please.
12:25 bicyclemark : use the Callas from Lisbon!
12:25 thejeffreytaylor : opfrey winfrah
12:25 thejeffreytaylor : new lepered for at least a year for me
12:25 torero : andy live at the grand ole oprey
12:26 bicyclemark : i been working in an office that still uses tiger. couldnt stand it. upgraded all to leopard
12:26 HumbleMarshal : the feminine scent caused by my event…
12:26 bicyclemark : Use the Callas you got from Portugal
12:26 Carrino : yes — I love that one
12:26 Carrino : fem scent
12:26 redmonkey : CHER!
12:26 bicyclemark : how
12:26 thejeffreytaylor : cheruly
12:26 thejeffreytaylor : n
12:27 bicyclemark : Im eating MAdeleines.. I found a french bakery next to this place I mworking at
12:27 torero : mother with stink hair?
12:27 thejeffreytaylor : get macaron s
12:27 bicyclemark : Jersey!
12:27 thejeffreytaylor : they make things happy
12:27 bicyclemark : OK
12:27 redmonkey : thats madge’s secret: l.a.w.y.e.r.
12:28 bicyclemark : lesbian headbanging
12:28 redmonkey : love this song
12:28 redmonkey : bye sugartits
12:28 torero : very melissa etheridge of this song, i love it
12:28 humandog : is it over?
12:28 bicyclemark : yay for madge being back. my week sucked without her last week
12:28 humandog : is that it?
12:28 andymelton : Oh goodie. I can go eat my foot long subway sandwich.
12:29 humandog : LAWYER
12:29 bicyclemark : shes gotta ase the audience back into it.. 29 minutes should do it
12:29 bicyclemark : ease
12:29 ustreamer-86762 : haaaaay
12:29 yeastradio-1 : stay turd for after show?
12:29 humandog : AFTER SHOW?
12:29 humandog : OK
12:29 ustreamer-44851 : http://www.downloadsquad.com/2007/10/29/skype-and-3-announce-skype-mobile-phone/
12:29 bicyclemark : after Birth
12:29 yeastradio-1 : wutaver
12:29 andymelton : after show
12:29 humandog : very short wrap up show
12:29 ustreamer-86762 : welcome back hoe
12:29 torero : besitos
12:29 humandog : I have to post it to YEASTRADIO.COM
12:29 yeastradio-1 : thx

Tags: andy, melton, chris, weagel, human, dog, lyps, madgeweinstein, vagina, cunt, whole, hole, clit, slyps, compressor, qmaster, contentagent, not, found, content+agent+not+found, apple, avid, fcp, fcp+studio, katalyst+hack, voip+t-mobile

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Max Keiser

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Show Notes:

  11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : Fuck who?
11:31 moopy : yeah, fuck marry kill
11:31 Anitalee : lesbian  song
11:31 moopy : where is the rill chops?
11:31 doyathink : what doyathink about us sending missles into Somalia?
11:32 moopy : excellent
11:32 Anitalee : andy  melton
11:32 moopy : damn
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : I smell blubber cunts
11:32 moopy : call vera?
11:33  * brian_royaloak is licking his wounds but still love madge
11:33 ustreamer-86379 : watch the news
11:33 moopy : you only tell me you love me when you’re drunk
11:33 AuntieVeraCharles : 27 minutes
11:33 ustreamer-86379 : u crack me up
11:34 yeastradio : ‘/nick duchesbace
11:34 Anitalee : Madge,    did  you have a  good  weekend?
11:34  * moopy is now SlashNick
11:34 SaudiQueen-8148 : my internet cuntection sucks ass
11:34 moopy : it’s tuesday here
11:34 moopy : keep forgetting
11:34 kruelkarla : gotta go.. time to train my boss at the gym
11:34 doyathink : http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/03/03/somalia.us/index.html
11:35 kruelkarla : you really are a women
11:35 moopy : is it wrong that I’m listening to Frankie Goes to Hollywood?  And liking it?
11:35  * brian_royaloak is singing money makes the world go round from caberet
11:35 kruelkarla : that is what women think about when their drugs start to fade
11:35 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m watching I Love Lucy with the sound off..how scary is that
11:36 doyathink : Relax, moopy
11:36 moopy : actually, am listening to Happy Hi – the best track on Welcome to the Pleasuredome
11:36 brian_royaloak : what did you think of the obama letter i sent you madge?
11:36 moopy : love the bassline
11:37 brian_royaloak : the gay one
11:37 ustreamer-33386 : Cylp
11:37 ustreamer-33386 : lol
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : Jesus, I’m hungry
11:37  * moopy sends AuntieVera some crisps
11:37 ustreamer-33386 : oops.. clyp
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : and dip please
11:37  * moopy sends AuntieVera some dip too
11:37 ustreamer-33386 : LOL
11:39 moopy : ok I gotsta go get ready to go to work – see you tomorrow hopefully
11:39 AuntieVeraCharles : bye moops
11:39 moopy : have a good day AuntieVera – see ya soon
11:39 moopy :
11:40 brian_royaloak : YES YOU ARE ON
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : yes you are
11:40 ustreamer-33386 : yes
11:40 straightchris : Obama condemned Louis Farrakhan.
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : thanks drugs
11:41 boomer35 : because sexy
11:41 ustreamer-33386 : we want to hear your LYps, not your mind
11:41 ustreamer-33386 : quiet mind loud lyps
11:41 ustreamer-33386 : LOL
11:41 brian_royaloak : HA HA
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : thank god
11:42 ustreamer-33386 : show us your cunt, Madgie!
11:43 straightchris : No one should justify violence
11:43 ustreamer-33386 : sexy boy
11:43 straightchris : Boycotts are better
11:44 ustreamer-33386 : violence is sometimes justified
11:44 boomer35 : that has been going on for years now
11:44 ustreamer-33386 : I dunno how to change my name
11:45 ustreamer-33386 : someone tell me how, please!
11:45 ustreamer-60494 : SLASH NICK NAME
11:45 ustreamer-33386 : slach nick space and then name…
11:45 boomer35 : yes
11:45 SexyBoi : ?
11:45 SexyBoi : Ooh!
11:45 SexyBoi : cool
11:45 humandog-6278 : THERE ASSHOLE
11:45 doyathink : yeah!
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : I’ve gotta eat
11:46 SexyBoi : lol
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : 11 minutes
11:49 SexyBoi : they’re both against NAFTA…
11:49 humandog-6278 : they are for renegotiating it
11:49 humandog-6278 : but what does that mean?
11:49 SexyBoi : yeah
11:49 humandog-6278 : Kucinich is for ending it
11:49 doyathink : that is just to get the nomination…they will go after the right when they get the nomination
11:49 SexyBoi : it’s just rhetoric
11:50 Anitalee : slammer
11:50 Anitalee : cough  drop  for  madge
11:50 AuntieVeraCharles : Good girl
11:51 Anitalee : bareback  and  the  lesbian  ar e the  front  runners
11:51 Oblivion : Camp camp?
11:51 dude2008 : about 1000 madge in 2 days
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : Crying from one eye
11:52 SexyBoi : LOL
11:52 SexyBoi : I LOVE ANDY!
11:52 doyathink : marry him
11:52 SexyBoi : yuck, I don’t love him like THAT
11:52 Anitalee : andy  bell
11:53 SexyBoi : no, Andy Melton
11:53 Anitalee : meltonian
11:53 AuntieVeraCharles : My life is an invisible pain
11:53 Anitalee : it  is  a  struggle
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : Tappan Microwave ovens
11:55 SexyBoi : LOL, that’s hilarious Madge, I didn’t see that
11:55 SexyBoi : Oh yeah!
11:55 SexyBoi : hot
11:55 AuntieVeraCharles : Damn Peace mongers
11:56 SexyBoi : ooh, there’s your doggie!
11:56 SexyBoi : awww
11:56 SexyBoi : you can zap Cheryl’s LYPS
11:56 doyathink : keep doing what you are doing while you cook from the inside out
11:57 dude2008 : Madge – it’s called ADS
11:57 dude2008 : but what’s better they have deployed in Iraq
11:57 SexyBoi : ADS?
11:57 dude2008 : another non-lethal system called LRAD
11:57 dude2008 : it used an audio signal
11:58 SexyBoi : They came there cause as bad as it is, it’s probably better than Mexico
11:59 SexyBoi : They are if they are born here
11:59 dude2008 : ADS = Active Denial System
12:00 AuntieVeraCharles : Guess what’s starting now!
12:00 dude2008 : LRAD = Long range Acoustical Device
12:00 dude2008 : LRAD will make you deaf – and it is already deployed
12:02 ustreamer-36612 : .
12:02 SexyBoi : Love your vagina!
12:02 SexyBoi : penis Vagina thing?
12:03 TeaPee : Leo Lapork is always on the front page on the weekends.
12:03 TeaPee : If that tells you anything.
12:03 SexyBoi : soul-less?
12:05 podcastmark : peter van dyke? eight is enough
12:05 SexyBoi : what does that mean?
12:05 straightchris : I thought miro was German
12:06 SexyBoi : [soul-less] just a bunch of adjectives no real reasoning there…
12:06 SexyBoi : ok, how?
12:06 doyathink : sad
12:06 TeaPee : Oh I wonder which podcast that could be. God they are disgusting. Are they going to measure cocks?
12:07 AuntieVeraCharles : Can there be originality without vulgarity?
12:07 doyathink : aren’t they sponsored by the sauna?
12:08 SexyBoi : interesting rhetoric…
12:08 simp : oh no!
12:09 SexyBoi : was it the um… those two podcasters?
12:09 straightchris : It’s good to be subversive
12:09 SexyBoi : what’s their name?
12:09 straightchris : fuck them
12:09 AuntieVeraCharles : If he existed he would be an agent
12:09 SexyBoi : it’s irony, it’s humour
12:10 SexyBoi : Yeast of Fools?
12:11 AuntieVeraCharles : Moved me to tears
12:11 Carrino : Or what about Boyfriend in a Box
12:11 SexyBoi : I think that was very unjust, Madge.
12:12 straightchris : why not do a normopath spechial
12:13 SexyBoi : Love your show, Madge. You’re brilliant!
12:13 ustreamer-17024 : are you talking about the teenage weapon?
12:13 Carrino : people just want to feel good about themselves — even if it means drastic denial
12:14 Oblivion : I’m curious what humandog’s blood pressure is.  He always sounds wound up.
12:14 SexyBoi : lol
12:14 Oblivion : I’m somewhat serious.
12:14 doyathink : passionate
12:14 doyathink : not wound up
12:14 Carrino : Oblivion — I just hope he has strong veins ’cause he’s doing really great
12:14 maxkeiser-4969 : i just clicked back on; who is speaking?
12:15 brian_royaloak : WOAH! I’M BACK!
12:15 AuntieVeraCharles : Chris Weagle is Max and he’s buying gold
12:15 straightchris : HD is right on the money
12:15 simp : so true Madge, so true
12:15 maxkeiser-4969 : gold!!!!!!
12:15 maxkeiser-4969 : yo! what is!
12:16 Oblivion : Was _I_ insulting, the reaction to what I said?
12:16 AuntieVeraCharles : When I used to get wound up my parents called me “Dramatic”
12:16 maxkeiser-4969 : ok
12:16 maxkeiser-4969 : yes
12:16 maxkeiser-4969 : yes
12:16 maxkeiser-4969 : yes, yes, yes
12:16 ustreamer-11868 : yes
12:16 Carrino : As it was said in Amadeus:  Maybe you need to have a huge note at the end, Madge, so the people know when to clap
12:17 ustreamer-11868 : keep doing stream
12:17 ustreamer-11868 : better live
12:17 Oblivion : I like the interaction of the live shows.
12:17 maxkeiser-4969 : goldmoney.com
12:18 maxkeiser-4969 : oops can’t do commercials
12:18 SexyBoi : Madge’s Religion?
12:18 SexyBoi : LOL!
12:18 SexyBoi : lOVE it!
12:18 ustreamer-11868 : what’s in your heaven?
12:18 ustreamer-36612 : yes i love it
12:19 maxkeiser-4969 : she wears purple like the pope
12:19 doyathink : heaven is between her thighs
12:19 SexyBoi : YES!
12:19 Oblivion : Ok, time to stuff my face with Maxwell Street polish sausage to celebrate Casimir Pulaski Day.  Ta ta.
12:19 Carrino : But, Madge, Waterboarding is not torture.
12:20 SexyBoi : LOL
12:20 dude2008 : can you pay in gold?
12:20 ustreamer-36612 : lol
12:20 SexyBoi : great deal!
12:20 doyathink : goddess is not for sale
12:20 Carrino : She won’t lay hands on my panus becuase i’ve had yeast
12:20 SexyBoi : Lyps ain’t for sale
12:21 SexyBoi : there’s no hell for the Jews?
12:22 SexyBoi : really?
12:22 SexyBoi : I had no idea
12:22 Carrino : digital media cast experiment
12:22 maxkeiser-4969 : she’s good
12:23 Carrino : armchair survivor, Kidnation and apprentice
12:23 SexyBoi : no it didn’t suck
12:23 SexyBoi : Perfectly normal
12:23 SexyBoi : Love it
12:24 dude2008 : hey buddy
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Oh jesus Buy fucking gold
12:24 SexyBoi : can I fish inside your vajajay?
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Max’s favorite movie
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Goldfinger
12:25 Carrino : this is true max, I started listeing to you because of Madge
12:25 AuntieVeraCharles : sure
12:25 micerl : Ca va?
12:25 SexyBoi : is that Skype problems?
12:26 SexyBoi : it’s very hard to hear they guy you’re talking to
12:26 AuntieVeraCharles : Max paints his pecker gold
12:26 Carrino : if we go into depression, how long will it last?
12:27 AuntieVeraCharles : He’s the man..the man with the Midas touch
12:28 AuntieVeraCharles : Only stocks for The Gold Coast
12:28 AuntieVeraCharles : from
12:28 Carrino : dumb question:  how doyou buy foreign currencies?
12:29 ustreamer-11868 : fxy
12:29 doyathink : abk
12:29 ustreamer-11868 : or fxe
12:29 ustreamer-11868 : etfs
12:29 doyathink : who has money to buy anything?
12:30 ustreamer-11868 : put it on your credit card like the rest of america!
12:31 ustreamer-11868 : goldmoney is based in london
12:33 AuntieVeraCharles : Max:  Show us your penis!
12:35 ustreamer-11868 : brazil is easiest
12:35 AuntieVeraCharles : Max makes his wife spray paint her beaver gold
12:36 humandog-6278 : A Gold Beaver is integralto a reponsible porfolio.
12:36 humandog-6278 : responsible
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : drinking so ealry chris?
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : early even
12:37 humandog-6278 : typing in my lap
12:37 ustreamer-11868 : that’s supposed to be bad for your testes
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : is that a euphamisum?
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : jesus, i can’t spell
12:37 TeaPee : It’s like gold pressed latinum in Star Trek. It’s the only REAL currency (gold).
12:38 humandog-6278 : Gold Toilet Paper in Outer Space?
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : In space, no one can hear you crap
12:39 doyathink : or wipe
12:39 ustreamer-11868 : people wouldn’t be so scared of boogeymen if they were more secure with their healtcare and employment system
12:40 ustreamer-11868 : look what has happened to bond insurance industry
12:40 humandog-6278 : 11868- what happened in the US in the 1960s, people felt secure to a degree and began questioning the system
12:40 brian_royaloak : Probably because it makes sense madge – nothing in us politics makes sense
12:40 humandog-6278 : and the power structure has demonized that era since
12:41 doyathink : why can’t they pull off an NHS-like system in the States?
12:41 humandog-6278 : it could be done, but the wealthy owners of the insurance companies etc would not profit from it
12:41 humandog-6278 : or would not as much as they are now
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : I need my breakfast now
12:42 humandog-6278 : Squared Eggs and NutriGrain Orange?
12:42 AuntieVeraCharles : what the fuck is a squared egg?
12:42 doyathink : but if people were living longer and were healthier, wouldn’t they make more money by selling life insurance?
12:43 humandog-6278 : VERA – http://www.flickr.com/photos/deadhorse/sets/72157594200290886/detail/
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Good Christ
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Disposible income
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : too much
12:44 humandog-6278 : Considered Essential here in Michigan
12:44 AuntieVeraCharles : scary
12:44 AuntieVeraCharles : and that tater tot dish
12:46 AuntieVeraCharles : There is no hope with any of these idiots
12:48 AuntieVeraCharles : BRB
12:50 SexyBoi : Does bicycle Mark buy technology products made in China?
12:50 SexyBoi : and does he know China is communist?
12:50 ustreamer-11868 : yes
12:50 straightchris : yup
12:50 SexyBoi : and does he know about their human right policies
12:50 ustreamer-11868 : and he takes money from coca cola
12:50 SexyBoi : well, there you go
12:50 SexyBoi : hyporcite
12:50 ustreamer-11868 : despite their killing hundreds of colombian activists
12:51 humandog-6278 : where does he take money from Coca Cola?
12:51 humandog-6278 : I am not aware of this?
12:51 doyathink : i like bicyclemark
12:51 straightchris : bicyclemark has not taken any money from Coca-Cola
12:51 ustreamer-11868 : when he went to world cup or some football game in europe
12:51 ustreamer-11868 : he took free housing
12:51 humandog-6278 : when he went to a football game? how? did coca cola pay him?
12:51 humandog-6278 : ok
12:52 straightchris : he got a free ticket because he was with his friends who thought it was a good idea
12:52 AuntieVeraCharles : b
12:52 brian_royaloak : THE NBC FINANCIAL ANALYST ON THE TODAY SHOW THIS MORNING SAID INVEST IN GOLD AND AGRICULTURE
12:52 doyathink : don’t slam the man when he is not here to defend himself
12:52 ustreamer-11868 : agriculture good to invest in too!
12:52 humandog-6278 : and the other charge
12:53 humandog-6278 : about China made products
12:53 ustreamer-11868 : china makes everything
12:53 humandog-6278 : I have an increasingly hard time with this
12:53 brian_royaloak : so how do you invest in US agriculture?
12:53 humandog-6278 : I cut down on what I purchase
12:53 brian_royaloak : farmers markets? or is there a further step?
12:53 humandog-6278 : but it is very difficult
12:53 ustreamer-77733 : fk
12:53 humandog-6278 : There might be small farmer’s collectives
12:53 humandog-6278 : not sure
12:53 ustreamer-11868 : farmers market is a different thing
12:53 ustreamer-11868 : you need futures
12:54 ustreamer-11868 : you buy shares in agricultural companies
12:54 ustreamer-11868 : or you invest in agricultural producers
12:54 ustreamer-11868 : like brazil
12:54 ustreamer-11868 : http://www.smartmoney.com/onedaywonder/index.cfm?story=20080212-iShares-MSCI-Brazil
12:54 humandog-6278 : I think in respect to China manufacturing companies, in the long run, there needs to be independent people starting up small, local based production
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : yes, it will happen anyway
12:55 humandog-6278 : it will be difficult, but some of us will have to do this
12:55 SexyBoi : thanks Madge… no utopia… utopias are fantasies
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : it will be easy
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : because it will be only option
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : when financial system collapses, but more importantly, when oil runs out
12:55 humandog-6278 : yes I understand that
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : will be too expensive to ship things across world
12:55 humandog-6278 : but in the meantime, those things have not happened completely
12:55 humandog-6278 : you can see it going in the direction
12:55 brian_royaloak : so wait – we help the US by investing in brazilian companies?
12:56 ustreamer-11868 : you help yourself
12:56 brian_royaloak : oh ok
12:56 humandog-6278 : yes, agreed, understood
12:56 doyathink : very much getting to that point
12:56 straightchris : Activists should use Max’s ideas
12:57 brian_royaloak : but by not investing in our agriculture we are screwing us as a country
12:57 brian_royaloak : so that to me seems worse than investing in gold
12:57 straightchris : Norm Finkelstein gets it.
12:57 humandog-6278 : straightchris- question about your style and delivery on your podcasts
12:57 Oblivion : Is she still going?
12:57 humandog-6278 : what is your thinking behind it?
12:57 ustreamer-11868 : http://dbfunds.db.com/dba/index.aspx
12:57 Oblivion : Yowza.
12:57 ustreamer-11868 : different things
12:57 ustreamer-11868 : invest in your own local agriculture by buying goods locally
12:58 straightchris : Hakawi from the east gets it
12:58 ustreamer-11868 : but invest your savings in companies that will beat inflation
12:58 humandog-6278 : is your voice a reference to something?
12:58 ustreamer-11868 : like commodities
12:58 straightchris : Madge gets it
12:58 ustreamer-11868 : madge is hot
12:58 ustreamer-11868 : she looks good today
12:59 Oblivion : Rocky gets it, but keeps on eating.
01:00 SexyBoi : Loved it
01:00 SexyBoi :
01:00 humandog-6278 : wrap up show?
01:00 humandog-6278 : or no?
01:00 humandog-6278 : I’m getting hungry
01:00 humandog-6278 : and ready for cramps
01:00 straightchris : yes
01:00 humandog-6278 : ok please stay in room for wrap up show
01:01 TeaPee : wrap up show would be great.
01:01 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge, skype me
01:02 yeastradio-1 : vera can y ou wait 10-15? i have to skype micerl too
01:02 brian_royaloak : WRAP UP! WRAP UP! WRAP UP!
01:02 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes
01:02 AuntieVeraCharles : I can
01:02 brian_royaloak : me/is getting his lube ready to watch his daddy bear
01:02 yeastradio-1 : s
01:02 yeastradio-1 : k
01:02  * brian_royaloak is getting his lube ready to watch his daddy bear
01:04 ustreamer-15936 : Is Weagel on yet?
01:05 brian_royaloak : NOPE
01:05 straightchris : he said he would
01:06 MadgeHumps : I keep refreshing and it’s like Madge is breathing hard.
01:07 yeastradio-2 : it keeps crashing
01:07 yeastradio-2 : HANG ON
01:07 MadgeHumps : Losing my patients.
01:08 doyathink : just wait, Dr. MadgeHumps
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : THIS IS WEAGEL
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : the USTREAM Keeps crashing
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : I will try once more now
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : if it breaks
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : FUCK IT
01:08 straightchris : ok
01:08 MadgeHumps : ok
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : FUCK IT
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : IT CRASHED
01:09 yeastradio-69 : Will the real yeastradio please stand up?
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : SEE YOU TOMORROW
01:09 MadgeHumps : Cya
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : SHOW’S OVER
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : BYE
01:10 straightchris : bye
01:10 yeastradio-69 : Got to love technology.
01:10 doyathink : thanks for trying
01:10 yeastradio-69 : Just do two tomorrow.
01:11 Cher-7618 : HOW
01:12 brian_royaloak : WAIT WAS THAT HUMANDOG?
01:13 brian_royaloak : OK – I’M GOINIG TO ASSUME IT WAS AND THE SHOW REALLY IS OVER
01:16 rowlf : this is old right?

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