The Remote Cluntrol Posting

This is my very first post via the email. Let’s see, I’m sitting
here in my hi-rise office waiting for one of my girls to eat my Suzy
out. I hope she doesn’t have any genital warts on her face this time. I
hate when some hot bitch wants to eat my Suzy but she has the HPV all
over her collagen enlarged lips.

Bloated and Beautiful!

Yes, I am. I may be fat enough to lay my pannus on my computer desk but I am still a woman and therefore a GODDESS! Touch me there. You ARE invited.

I just got listed on Isn’t it cute? I used the picture that Fausto made for me what with the lesbians in the pool on it. That Fausto is so nice for a male. I think he’s really a Barbara DeGeneviese f2m if you know what I mean, Chicago art students.

Yeast Radio is ON THE AIR!

Bitches, check out my new podcast. Download iPodderx or iPodder and fuck this hot cunt:
It’s xml of course so you need to toss that link into your rss reader.

If you’re retarded and just want to hear it, click this hot thing:

Yeast Radio #1: Yoga Against Yeast
Madge Weinstein’s Speech to the International Association of Female Carpet Cleaners [Yeast Radio]

How to care for your vagina?

The vaginal walls are continually producing secretions necessary to provide lubrication, to cleanse the vagina, and to maintain the proper acidity to prevent infection. You will notice during different part of your menstrual cycle that your vaginal discharge will vary, (see Menstrual Cycle for more on that). The vagina tends to be fairly acidic (sperm tend to be more of a base or alkaline). The vagina is a naturally self-cleansing body part, so douching isn’t necessary to keep the vagina clean. Some women chose to use a vinegar and water douche after the end of their period, but this is not necessary. Women who like to douche, however, should do so with products that are unscented. It is not normal to have a vagina that smells like a field of flowers and can you imagine the chemicals used to create that “fragrance”… not good for you at all. If you have a ‘strange’ odor from you vagina, see a gynecologist!

Tin Foil Cunts

Is it true that aluminum will make your vagina tight? I don’t really think it matters to most lesbian if we have a tight cunt. Dildos can’t really tell the difference anyway. I prefer a nice long wet wide stanky woman slot. Woah yeah, and “Little Madge” ain’t exactly little if you know what I am saying. Do you?

She is like the fat one in Dreamgirls.