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I wish bloated started with an f or an s something so I could make a hipper looking word out of it like phloated or psyloated. I’ll never be hip. That’s the problem with us Jews, even when we’re famous we’re not hip.

I Shat My Bloat

Ladies, I just shat my bloat in the cleaning woman’s rest room again. All the lentyls I made last night seem to have bloated me up and now left my bodice. Papa, can you hear me?

You know what I hate about Hannukunt? I hate living in the goyish midwest during alienation season. Hannukunt passes by like the wind and none of my goyish coworkers say shit about it. Then it’s time for THEIR fucking holliday and they’re all, “HAPPY HANNUKUNT, MADGE!” I’m like, “FUCK YOU, WHORES!”

Christ, I need a malted.

P.S. Don’t forget my podcast is at
NOTE: This is an RSS feed which you can paste into your PODCAST browser. If you’re too dumb to figure that out, don’t bother.
DopplerRadio.net has a good one for windows
ipodderx.com has a good one for mac.

The Remote Cluntrol Posting

This is my very first post via the email. Let’s see, I’m sitting
here in my hi-rise office waiting for one of my girls to eat my Suzy
out. I hope she doesn’t have any genital warts on her face this time. I
hate when some hot bitch wants to eat my Suzy but she has the HPV all
over her collagen enlarged lips.

Bloated and Beautiful!

Yes, I am. I may be fat enough to lay my pannus on my computer desk but I am still a woman and therefore a GODDESS! Touch me there. You ARE invited.

I just got listed on vidblogs.com. Isn’t it cute? I used the picture that Fausto made for me what with the lesbians in the pool on it. That Fausto is so nice for a male. I think he’s really a Barbara DeGeneviese f2m if you know what I mean, Chicago art students.

Yeast Radio is ON THE AIR!

Bitches, check out my new podcast. Download iPodderx or iPodder and fuck this hot cunt:

It’s xml of course so you need to toss that link into your rss reader.

If you’re retarded and just want to hear it, click this hot thing:

Yeast Radio #1: Yoga Against Yeast
Madge Weinstein’s Speech to the International Association of Female Carpet Cleaners [Yeast Radio]

She is like the fat one in Dreamgirls.