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08:31 AuntieAmyWinehouse : hello lesbian
08:31 AuntieAmyWinehouse : well hello lesbian is so nice to have you back where you belooooong
08:38 gaycub78 : I love the Carpenters
08:40 AuntieAmyWinehouse : that’s hello dolly mate
10:44 AuntieVeraCharles : Hey! Morning <censored> Missle!
10:44 gaycub78 : did you know that Karen Carpenter’s last meal was a salad at Bob’s Big Boy in LA
10:45 penmissile : morning auntie!
10:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Here for another round huh?
10:45 penmissile : wouldn’t miss it
10:47 penmissile : this is a very interesting show
10:48 AlSharpton : SING OF HAPPY, NOT SAD.
10:48 AuntieVeraCharles : scary
10:48 AuntieVeraCharles : on many levels
10:48 gaycub78 : sing of Madge, not Cheryl
10:48 sharonintampon-1 : I learned this on Sesame Street
10:52 ustreamer-43890 : is this the auntie vera story?
10:52 AuntieVeraCharles : I wish
10:52 AuntieVeraCharles : except the death part
10:52 AuntieVeraCharles : I like the skinny part
10:52 ustreamer-43890 : ha ha ha
10:53 gaycub78 : Karen Carpenter is a better singer than Auntie Vera
10:53 AuntieVeraCharles : quite a bit better
10:53 AlSharpton : Fascism over the body!
10:53 gaycub78 : but i still love you Vera
10:53 AuntieVeraCharles : bless you lovie
10:54 gaycub78 : oh im blessed all right
10:56 yeastradio : oh VERA’s the POPE! She gets to BLESS people!
10:56 gaycub78 : so how many Karen Carpenters would fit into Andy Melton?
10:56 AuntieVeraCharles : Get <censored> <censored>
10:56 AuntieVeraCharles : Go with god
10:57 AlSharpton : I’m a minister.
10:58 penmissile : <censored>!
10:59 MyEvilTwin : I came in late. Has Madge been on at all?
10:59 AuntieVeraCharles : not yet
11:00 MyEvilTwin : Okay. But she will?
11:00 AuntieVeraCharles : We all can hope
11:00 MyEvilTwin : Okay.
11:01 MyEvilTwin : There she is!
11:01 gaycub78 : there she is
11:01 MyEvilTwin : Hiya
11:01 AuntieVeraCharles : Babs on barbs
11:01 gaycub78 : Madge, I love your pearls
11:02 Dude2008 : it’s so nice to have a morning show
11:03 bnate : i have a human sexuality test i’ve not studied for in an hour and 40 minutes. what am i doing? watching this…it’s a good life
11:03 gaycub78 : <censored> it out
11:04 AuntieVeraCharles : soft pallet
11:04 AuntieVeraCharles : PRAISE GOD
11:04 AuntieVeraCharles : I was good
11:04 MyEvilTwin : Yeah. Especially for those of us who are in Europe. 11pm in Chicago is 6am in continental Europe
11:04 sharonintampon-1 : what!
11:05 sharonintampon-1 : I was working!
11:05 AlSharpton : That’s racist.
11:06 MyEvilTwin : What’s racist?
11:06 bnate : Temporary NEgro Storage unit
11:06 AuntieVeraCharles : Put ice in it
11:06 brian_royaloak : MORNING MADGE
11:06 MyEvilTwin : My brain must have censored that out.
11:06 wh175 : Madge, belated birthday wishes
11:07 brian_royaloak : you look HOT today madge!
11:07 Penmissile : what are you drinking?
11:07 wh175 : HAWT!
11:07 MyEvilTwin : Nice
11:07 AlSharpton : That is one of my favorite films.
11:08 brian_royaloak : ME TOO
11:08 brian_royaloak : FAR FROM HEVAN?
11:08 AlSharpton : The Hours
11:08 brian_royaloak : HEAVEN
11:08 brian_royaloak : NO AL
11:08 AlSharpton : Who knows
11:09 AlSharpton : 299,995
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : Yeah….uh huh….have you seen my bills?
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : No you haven’t
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : <censored>
11:09 bnate : What do you think will be the aftermath of the gov. buying out bear sterns?
11:10 gaycub78 : Cheryl is here
11:10 CherylMerkowski : BLAHO
11:10 brian_royaloak : THANK GOD SHE’S NOT!
11:10 CherylMerkowski : LETS SEE THE VIDEO PLZ
11:10 brian_royaloak : ugh
11:10 brian_royaloak : now she is
11:10 CherylMerkowski : no i have to leave in a min honaye
11:10 CherylMerkowski : call my cell then <censored>
11:10 CherylMerkowski : i can talk for only a min or two
11:10 CherylMerkowski : <censored>
11:10 CherylMerkowski : <censored>
11:10 CherylMerkowski : i even posted a new showgrum for u
11:10 andymelton : !moderateoff
11:10 andymelton : !censoroff
11:11 CherylMerkowski : CUNT
11:11 bnate : fine whore
11:11 andymelton : !madgeoff
11:11 CherylMerkowski : osollie
11:11 CherylMerkowski : no
11:11 AlSharpton : Yes
11:11 MyEvilTwin : Cheryl: Say hi to Wanda.
11:12 CherylMerkowski : sure
11:12 CherylMerkowski : but i am meeting someone for lunch
11:12 bnate : mostly
11:12 CherylMerkowski : HURRY UP CUNT
11:12 CherylMerkowski : u know my cell phone
11:12 CherylMerkowski : jesus
11:13 CookieThernbaun : retads make good lovers
11:13 AuntieVeraCharles : drool
11:13 gaycub78 : Wanda is a goddess
11:13 brian_royaloak : madge will you conduct a funeral for my crotch yeast? it is gone!
11:14 Jaime-4392 : bonjour lyps
11:14 Loopy-Fruit : What a lovely chack room
11:14 MyEvilTwin : People often think I’m a retard, even though I’m not. It’s just because I have a physical handicap so they assume it must be mental too
11:14 AlSharpton : WHOA
11:14 AlSharpton : WHOAAA
11:14 Penmissile : this goes well with breakfast
11:15 AlSharpton : Dr. Phil? We’re good friends.
11:15 bwvalentine : how long are we going to listen to this?
11:15 Loopy-Fruit : what’s in your breasts today, Madge
11:15 Jaime-4392 : what’s with the sport bottle for the teas
11:15 Jaime-4392 : ?
11:16 CookieThernbaun : sounds messy honay…
11:16 bwvalentine : i’ll be back in 10 minutes because honestly, who can stomache this shit?
11:16 bnate : …riveting
11:16 Loopy-Fruit : is that the green teas
11:16 Jaime-4392 : why does this shit always starts early
11:16 CookieThernbaun : he knows the trick
11:16 MyEvilTwin : It can be achieved through editing!
11:17 AlSharpton : Focus on the squirting.
11:17 Jaime-4392 : squirt 101
11:17 MyEvilTwin : Green tea? Looks brown to me.
11:17 CookieThernbaun : squirts and smells
11:17 AuntieVeraCharles : Cheryl’s pimpin’
11:17 Jaime-4392 : it’s trotsky’s urine
11:17 Penmissile : the one with the drunk dialer?
11:17 bnate : can u turn cheryl up a lil?
11:18 Jaime-4392 : the wiccan WHite lions
11:18 steveh : why are the comments off on your latest pogrum CHERYL?
11:18 steveh : stupid bitch
11:18 Jaime-4392 : work the thing!
11:19 Jaime-4392 : put it on your lapse!
11:19 MyEvilTwin : Is Cheryl still a tanoholic?
11:19 CookieThernbaun : that’s hot
11:19 gaycub78 : works for D.I.C.K.
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : don’t do that MADGE
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I know
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I don’t hate
11:19 Jaime-4392 : who doesn’t
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m not a hater
11:20 MyEvilTwin : Does Cheryl still sleep on the tanning bed?
11:20 bnate : Madge, have you seen Jill Scott’s “hate on me hater,” it’s very femme: she talks about her womb diamonds and her peaches makin’ a peach pie
11:21 wh175 : rosebud!
11:21 Jaime-4392 : she’s turning 25
11:21 Jaime-4392 : again
11:21 yeastradio : http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2211/2383130085_2abc40c663_o.jpg
11:21 MyEvilTwin : lol
11:22 yeastradio : http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2383935106_211ef82a9a_o.jpg
11:22 brian_royaloak : that man looks like he would have diabettes toes
11:22 MyEvilTwin : Was that Cheryl’s dad?
11:22 sharonintampon-1 : cheryl’s birthday isn’t until june
11:22 Jaime-4392 : it says homicide soup under ham on the bone!
11:22 wh175 : maybe she’s off her meds
11:22 AuntieVeraCharles : You have swollen tissue from snoring
11:22 bnate : gotta go shower and take a test. Madge, talk about Bear Sterns being cum fuckpigs. Love, get fucked
11:23 Penmissile : she just needs a good prolapse
11:23 bwvalentine : maybe it has something to do with the high poop content
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : you may, but more swollen tissue
11:23 brian_royaloak : madge will you conduct a funeral for my crotch yeast? it is gone!
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : whore
11:23 Penmissile :
11:23 brian_royaloak : ha ha
11:24 bnate : back off bitch
11:24 Jaime-4392 : black people huolderst
11:25 Jaime-4392 : slow roasted lapse
11:25 bnate : ho needs a manicure
11:25 bicyclemark : howdy mayge
11:25 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy parodied gold
11:25 bicyclemark : yays
11:25 moopy : Humina humina
11:25 moopy : Hi Madgey
11:26 moopy : Sorry I haven’t been around
11:26 bicyclemark : netty poc
11:26 sharonintampon-1 : vera can’t blow her nose and she is never that gross
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : ?
11:26 bicyclemark : greetings from berlins
11:26 bwvalentine : i think you’re addicted
11:26 Dude2008 : some squirt from the vag…you squirt from the nose
11:26 CookieThernbaun : your getting a sinus infection
11:26 MyEvilTwin : Didn’t know The Onion had a printed version too.
11:26 Jaime-4392 : any time is netty poc time
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : Uh oh
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : look out
11:26 bwvalentine : “i’m not addicted, i can stop any time i want”
11:26 bicyclemark : poc that shit.
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : she’s gonna kick
11:26 sharonintampon-1 : I’ve never seen it,
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : DON”T DO IT
11:26 AlSharpton : Do it.
11:26 bicyclemark : poc it!
11:26 Jaime-4392 : no
11:26 Jaime-4392 : no
11:26 Jaime-4392 : no
11:26 MyEvilTwin : Go for it!
11:26 bicyclemark : AL sharpton is here!
11:26 gaycub78 : i love Neti Pot
11:27 brian_royaloak : I DID MY FIRST NETTIE POT AT THE DOCTORS MONDAY
11:27 AlSharpton : Yes, my son.
11:27 brian_royaloak : loved it!
11:27 Jaime-4392 : oy vey smear
11:27 Penmissile : video qaulity high?
11:27 bicyclemark : Is he wearing a track suit.. mr sharpton?
11:27 sharonintampon-1 : what if one boob hangs lower than the other?
11:27 bicyclemark : perfectly normal
11:27 bicyclemark : al shaprton
11:27 Jaime-4392 : oy vey sssmear
11:27 MyEvilTwin : Fullständigt normalt
11:27 bicyclemark : SIEL!
11:27 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m going to get breakfast….I’ll be back
11:27 Jaime-4392 : me too
11:27 AlSharpton : I am in a burgundy velour ensemble. With epaulettes.
11:28 Jaime-4392 : what are yoiu getting?
11:28 Jaime-4392 : auntie
11:28 AuntieVeraCharles : Egg beaters and toast
11:28 bicyclemark : You learned how to dress from James Brown.. didnt you mr shaprton?
11:28 Jaime-4392 : yum yum
11:28 AlSharpton : He learned how to dress from ME.
11:28 bicyclemark : well thats just not true
11:28 bicyclemark : I spoke to you when I worked at the voice
11:28 bicyclemark : you toll me the opposite. I AM OUTRAGED
11:28 AlSharpton : Were you in Harlem in the 1960s?
11:29 bicyclemark : No. East Village 2001
11:29 bicyclemark : anyway Im a big fan.
11:29 AlSharpton : Then don’t step up to this. I’ll take you down like I did with Imus.
11:29 AlSharpton : Thank you.
11:29 AlSharpton : I am a fan of yours.
11:29 bicyclemark : Did EYE-Mus get a new job?
11:30 bicyclemark : oh al sharpton likes my poc-cast
11:30 CookieThernbaun : yes at wabc in new York
11:30 bicyclemark : Madge- I just interviewed the guy from pirate bay
11:30 bicyclemark : YES he’s here
11:30 bicyclemark : YEs
11:30 bicyclemark : Tomorrow
11:30 bicyclemark : I just left him
11:30 ustreamer-42039 : are u drinking pee, madge?
11:30 bicyclemark : with his hot girlfriend
11:31 bicyclemark : YES
11:31 bicyclemark : there’s a waste-cancer interview going on next to me
11:31 bicyclemark : the robert scoble of germany is next to me
11:31 Penmissile : don’t they make looots of money?
11:31 bicyclemark : Can you hear me now?
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : sadly yes
11:32 bwvalentine : why are we broadcasting this?
11:32 CookieThernbaun : this is going to be pretty
11:32 bicyclemark : POC POC POC POC
11:32 gaycub78 : this is so sexy
11:32 bicyclemark : NEEEEEEEEETIIII
11:32 sharonintampon-1 : I think I might gag
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : goes good with my cereal
11:32 Penmissile : LOL
11:32 CookieThernbaun : now thats talent…
11:32 bicyclemark : Off camera she neti pocs her vagine.
11:32 Loopy-Fruit : OMG – I have the same Neti pot, Madge! It’s dishwasher safe
11:32 CookieThernbaun : you should have your own podcast…
11:33 gaycub78 : love the drips
11:33 tvindy : Is that the nosepot?
11:33 gaycub78 : squirt it out
11:33 MyEvilTwin : Nice
11:33 Loopy-Fruit : We’re Neti sistas
11:33 CookieThernbaun : that was very wanda wisdumb
11:33 bicyclemark : clean-ax
11:33 bicyclemark : que
11:34 bicyclemark : cheryl neti pocs her stoma
11:34 Dude2008 : isn’t that netti water in the water bottle?
11:34 Loopy-Fruit : Okay – gotta go eat my lunch now
11:34 AlSharpton : Punky Brewster drank her own urine.
11:35 Penmissile : *mute*
11:35 andymelton : I’m eating meat loaf.
11:35 MyEvilTwin : It would be port.
11:35 CookieThernbaun : nostrel porn…
11:35 Dude2008 : sounds like a cat on a hot tin roof
11:35 andymelton : Cookie, you can’t take it with you.
11:36 bicyclemark : girdle spillovers
11:36 CookieThernbaun : snorts and spells
11:36 bicyclemark : towards the ceiling
11:36 AuntieVeraCharles : Port Left Starboard Right
11:36 bicyclemark : I do yogurt I know now
11:36 sharonintampon-1 : she does look like a ship in that dress
11:36 MyEvilTwin : If you face forward in a boat, starboard is right and port is left.
11:37 Jaime-4392 : don’t netti pok on my paradeeeeee
11:37 Dude2008 : easy way to remember – port and left have the same number of letters
11:37 bicyclemark : so in politics news … Rupert Murdoch’s daughter is raisin $ for obama
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : swollen tissue
11:37 tvindy : Is that urine?
11:37 Jaime-4392 : trotsky’s
11:37 sharonintampon-1 : right, swollen and irritated from too much netty poc
11:38 bicyclemark : I called your ass.
11:38 Jaime-4392 : blaque people holder!
11:38 andymelton : I can send you pots of chili, soup and meat loaves.
11:38 bicyclemark : right right
11:38 Jaime-4392 : yeah right, like you won’t eat them before
11:39 bicyclemark : Im workin on it
11:39 sharonintampon-1 : andy, how are you going to get it to the post office?
11:39 bicyclemark : She arrives next week from Botswana
11:39 Jaime-4392 : in a box
11:39 AuntieVeraCharles : That was a GOOD one
11:39 CookieThernbaun : you need some KFC ho
11:40 tvindy : yummy
11:40 bicyclemark : long john silvers
11:40 CookieThernbaun : 2.99
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : High Fructose will KILL YOU
11:40 Jaime-4392 : twice
11:41 sharonintampon-1 : wow! I am amazing!
11:41 Penmissile : next in line please
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : 1200
11:41 sharonintampon-1 : you need some nipples madge
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : ROFL
11:41 gaycub78 : squeaky titties
11:41 Jaime-4392 : same happens with my man boobs
11:41 ustreamer-42039 : werk iiiit
11:41 sharonintampon-1 : mine don’t squeak
11:41 simp : me neither
11:41 sharonintampon-1 : cancer squeaks?
11:41 bicyclemark : madge I got that magazine here with the finger print of the german interior minister… its cool
11:41 tvindy : That’s where she keeps her mice.
11:42 Jaime-4392 : lol
11:42 tvindy : I see Chauncy.
11:42 bicyclemark : what? chauncy?
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : Troksy
11:42 tvindy : oh, sorry. The other dog.
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : IN the depths
11:42 bicyclemark : your vagina
11:43 bicyclemark : administative shit you cant talk about
11:43 CookieThernbaun : germany
11:43 tvindy : Trotsky
11:43 bicyclemark : YES
11:43 bnate : I cou ld tell you about the lesbian experience i had with Father O’Riely’s wife CeCe at the Church banquet in Nurth North Dakota.
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : He doesn’t want it it smells like nipple
11:44 bicyclemark : yeah its a cool piece of film that you can feel the texture
11:44 MyEvilTwin : I see dead dogs
11:44 Penmissile : o rly?
11:44 bicyclemark : Im going to podcast with the girl whos putting together the magazine on sunday
11:44 bicyclemark : hunger strike
11:44 bnate : no, andy will go on an exercise strike
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : You need more ICE
11:45 CookieThernbaun : demi moore uses the leeches to get rid of the toxins
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes to keep it cold
11:45 bnate : body thetans
11:45 MyEvilTwin : How very medieval of her.
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : I gotta pee
11:46 tvindy : Water is valid, though.
11:46 Penmissile : throw some leeches on your vagina
11:46 CookieThernbaun : toxin cleansing is big money
11:46 CookieThernbaun : very podshow
11:46 andymelton : Kate Mulgrew is in a film about the trials at Guantanamo.
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : lol penis misle
11:46 MyEvilTwin : You might as well spend a moment in a sauna
11:46 andymelton : They’re recording it now.
11:47 olavi : http://wwww.jns.fi/museokoulu/kokokuva/kansanperinne/isot_kuvat/kuppaus.html
11:47 olavi : this is how we do it in finland
11:47 tvindy : nephrology?
11:47 bnate : no, but the number 1 buzz kill is dehydration darling…take that into account
11:48 CookieThernbaun : all those vitamins are bad for you too
11:48 MyEvilTwin : We do it in Sweden too. But ‘Sauna’ is a Finnish word on the other hand.
11:49 tvindy : Interesting.
11:49 ustreamer-77593 : nephrology – treatment and diagnosis of kidney disease.
11:49 olavi : do you have old ladies sucking your blood in sweden?
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : Coffee Yes ..Coffee no…Carbs yes…Carbs no….Wateryes….Water no…and on and on and on
11:49 Penmissile : Dr. Goldfarb is thristy.
11:49 andymelton : Ooops, I was wrong, they’re not recording it now but they recorded it in 3 days in February.
11:49 MyEvilTwin : No, we call them vampires and they come in booth sexes.
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : WHore
11:49 CookieThernbaun : this is very al gore
11:50 veritablevirgo : I’m with ya, Auntie Vera!!
11:50 simp : sweating clears toxins IF the kidneys are malfunctioning
11:50 CookieThernbaun : lol
11:50 CookieThernbaun : you die without kidneys
11:50 MyEvilTwin : But I don’t think vampire would survive sScandinavian summers.
11:50 CookieThernbaun : hello
11:50 veritablevirgo : nutrition and fitness wisdom is subject to fads.
11:50 AuntBeaArthur : the sun doesn’t set
11:50 MyEvilTwin : Yes.
11:50 bnate : haha
11:50 AuntieVeraCharles : he’s gonna get kicked
11:51 veritablevirgo : the urine is too bright, maybe?
11:51 MyEvilTwin : No. I was chatting with Olavi
11:51 bnate : I could tell you about my lesbian experiences with CE CE O’brien
11:51 tvindy : Vampires drink blood rather than water.
11:51 AuntieVeraCharles : I have toWHORE
11:51 brian_royaloak : how about we discuss the REDICULOUS amount of money spent on US Campaigns
11:51 CookieThernbaun : lesbian mofia scares the hell ouuta me
11:51 sharonintampon : “I don’t drink water. Fish fuck in water.”
11:51 Penmissile : vera DDOS’d you
11:52 CookieThernbaun : smeely twats
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : what the fuck does that mean
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : ddos?
11:52 Penmissile : denail of service attack
11:52 bwvalentine : aw
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : oy
11:52 veritablevirgo : that’s scary madge
11:52 bwvalentine : i want one of those
11:52 tvindy : Trotsky wants his toys back.
11:52 wh175 : the lesbian mafia will break into your house and steal your bowling balls
11:52 ustreamer-42039 : call in Vera
11:53 AuntieVeraCharles : gonna pee…
11:53 veritablevirgo : hi Wanda
11:53 brian_royaloak : wanTURD!
11:53 gaycub78 : I love my Wanda
11:53 MyEvilTwin : Hi Wanda
11:53 bwvalentine : yay, show saved by the wander
11:54 AlSharpton : Yes, and Pelosi allowed her partner to fly with her.
11:54 brian_royaloak : here’s a video pf a political reporter calling hillary and ferraro a whore
11:54 brian_royaloak : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/03/air-america-host-randi-rh_n_94863.html
11:54 Jaime-4392 : i’m back, with a cheese omelette and untoasted bread
11:54 sharonintampon : now they are talking about politics, blah
11:54 veritablevirgo : the government is f**kd
11:54 bicyclemark : dont be hard on them.. us gov has no money.
11:54 simp : I know we’ve moved on from sweating, but… http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/03/science/03qna.html?partner=rssnyt&emc=rss
11:54 bicyclemark : tightening that belt
11:55 sharonintampon : until the next exception
11:55 veritablevirgo : would they extend that courtesy to heterosexual partners?
11:56 AuntieVeraCharles : This is a surprise?
11:56 bnate : Why wont one of these candidates just say “gay marriage” what they lost with the evangelical, they’d get more over from the queer side wouldn’t they?
11:56 AuntBeaArthur : lesbians are often terrorists
11:56 bicyclemark : and they do lighting
11:56 ustreamer-42039 : Who it belong to?
11:56 Jaime-4392 : yesssss
11:56 simp : yes!!
11:56 sharonintampon : not that’s a good idea!
11:56 Jaime-4392 : yeeeeesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:56 bnate : she’d be the full time moderator
11:56 brian_royaloak : or rotate the 3rd person
11:56 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes
11:56 veritablevirgo : madge, wanda, vera, rillz and lady raptastic need to do a show
11:56 brian_royaloak : like you did at the end
11:56 Jaime-4392 : shit
11:57 bnate : Vera that would be splendiforous
11:57 Jaime-4392 : she’s on like donkey kong
11:57 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m not a regular on Big Fatty
11:57 sharonintampon : nor a regular big fatty
11:57 sharonintampon : what do you do 9-5, wanda?
11:57 Jaime-4392 : inside her winebago
11:57 AuntieVeraCharles : 7 hours
11:57 bnate : bringing ETHS back is brilliant
11:57 ustreamer-42039 : 45 min
11:58 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes
11:58 bnate : Holiday
11:58 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m honored
11:58 MyEvilTwin : I started listening to Yeast Radio because of ETHS
11:58 bnate : celebrate
11:58 veritablevirgo : Kool Vera
11:58 tvindy : Is Eat This Hot Show back?
11:58 bnate : ETHS RETURNS! today on Yeast Radio!
11:58 ustreamer-42039 : Until everyone got banned
11:58 AuntieVeraCharles : HOld please
11:58 andymelton : cunt
11:58 sharonintampon : But what about her photo?
11:59 Jaime-4392 : at this hotugly
11:59 sharonintampon : And she has talent and manners
11:59 sharonintampon : and her CUNTscience
11:59 Jaime-4392 : but he won’t like the idea of the show coming back
11:59 Jaime-4392 : since he was a part of the show
11:59 veritablevirgo : madge, lost for words? is the world coming to an end?
12:00 brian_royaloak : that aint the only short list he is on!
12:00 bwvalentine : fausto? what happened with fausto??
12:00 bwvalentine : i love him!
12:00 bnate : The return birth of the show
12:00 tvindy : Fausto is insane.
12:00 Jaime-4392 : he’s a potato
12:00 veritablevirgo : fausto? is that the fausto from feast of fools?
12:00 sharonintampon : bwahahaha
12:01 bwvalentine : he’s adorable!
12:01 ustreamer-42039 : Vera is still drunk
12:01 bnate : wanda’s gonna turn a bitch again
12:01 Jaime-4392 : oh, that’s true, now it is 2 positives and one negative
12:01 Jaime-4392 : not hte other way around
12:01 bwvalentine : lol
12:01 ustreamer-42039 : And her gine
12:01 Dude2008 : wanda has a snotty heart?
12:01 veritablevirgo : nice tit
12:01 MyEvilTwin : Fausto and Mark was originally on ETHS, but there was some disagreement and they left.
12:01 sharonintampon : how would you know, you don’t listen to her
12:01 MyEvilTwin : Or was kicked off.
12:02 ustreamer-42039 : That’s a hot 3-some
12:02 sharonintampon : can ETHS be a live stream too?
12:02 Jaime-4392 : they said that ragan was evil because he was rapped
12:02 bnate : Talk Hillarys role right now
12:02 veritablevirgo : but tight is better
12:02 bnate : hot topics!
12:02 ustreamer-22815 : what about cheryl?
12:02 andymelton : fuck, mary, kill
12:02 sharonintampon : not everyone who was raped turns evil
12:02 sharonintampon : please stop fuck, marry, kill
12:03 Jaime-4392 : according to mark/fausto, they do
12:03 tvindy : o more fuck, marry, kill!
12:03 veritablevirgo : that would require cheryl
12:03 sharonintampon : union scabs?
12:03 tvindy : I meant NO more fuck marry kill.
12:03 steveh : vaginal yeast
12:03 Jaime-4392 : netti pok
12:03 ustreamer-42039 : fisting
12:03 veritablevirgo : panus stapling
12:03 tvindy : spacedocking
12:03 sharonintampon : how about a topic jar and pick a new one each week?
12:04 ustreamer-42039 : footing maybe
12:04 veritablevirgo : no
12:04 andymelton : meta meta meta meta
12:04 AuntBeaArthur : lesbian terrorism
12:04 veritablevirgo : andy go eat something
12:04 ustreamer-42039 : That was a bore
12:04 andymelton : INFORMATION WEEK FUCK FACE
12:04 wh175 : lgbt envirenments in different regions in the us
12:04 sharonintampon : maybe let andy do a bible feature
12:04 bnate : and you have forty viewers
12:04 sharonintampon : let cheryl do a poop feature
12:05 veritablevirgo : meta tags in webwork
12:05 ustreamer-42039 : We can talk about who’s lypse is bigger: Madge, Wanturd or Vera
12:05 andymelton : Meta = Talking about podcasting while podcasting.
12:05 sharonintampon : nounshort for meta key .adjective(of a creative work) referring to itself or to the conventions of its genre; self-referential.ORIGIN 1980s: from meta- in the sense [beyond] .
12:05 Penmissile : <meta> whore </meta>
12:05 MyEvilTwin : The Stargate SG-1 episode “Wormhole X-Treme” is very meta
12:05 Jaime-4392 : at this hot meta
12:05 bnate : talk about everyone’s favorite drink
12:05 Jaime-4392 : at
12:05 sharonintampon : wanda might get a word in with these two whores
12:05 Jaime-4392 : eat
12:05 bnate : get Amy Goodman
12:05 wh175 : lady bunny gets nailed all the time
12:06 ustreamer-42039 : Coffee with Baileys, Vera?
12:06 Jaime-4392 : mark and fausto!
12:06 ustreamer-42039 :
12:06 veritablevirgo : 3 parts liquer 1 part coffee?
12:06 bnate : Nancy Pelosi
12:06 bwvalentine : get mark and fausto… they’re awesome
12:06 Penmissile : what will you call the showgrum?
12:06 Jaime-4392 : yeah1
12:06 brian_royaloak : YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED THIS IS MAKING ME MADGE!!
12:06 Jaime-4392 : at this hot cunt
12:06 tvindy : I’d love to see George Bush on the show.
12:06 brian_royaloak : same feed and everything?
12:07 ustreamer-22815 : tell us when you do it so we re-subscribe again
12:07 veritablevirgo : you could spend the whole show teaching Bush how to pronounce “nuclear”
12:07 Jaime-4392 : new quelar
12:07 bwvalentine : lol, the view
12:07 veritablevirgo : tivo the view
12:07 sharonintampon : I am so glad I started listening again
12:08 gaycub78 : i love all three of them
12:08 sharonintampon : madge loves vera so hard it hurts the rest of us
12:08 tvindy : I love gay coffee.
12:08 sharonintampon : wanda @ g-spot
12:09 AlSharpton : lavender
12:09 ustreamer-42039 : lavander
12:09 ustreamer-42039 : or e
12:09 bwvalentine : i thought it was spelled lavendar
12:09 bwvalentine : i guess i’m dumb
12:09 sharonintampon : give wanda a drink!
12:09 AlSharpton : magazine
12:09 Jaime-4392 : is this indicative of what the show will be?
12:09 sharonintampon : of course, it will be a train wreck
12:09 AlSharpton : auntieveracharlesgmailcom@gmail.com?
12:09 MyEvilTwin : Gay coffee?
12:10 ustreamer-22815 : didn’t minneapolis get super fast internet i read that somewhere
12:10 sharonintampon : funny al
12:10 MyEvilTwin : I was away from the computer for a while
12:10 sharonintampon : a topic jar!
12:10 ustreamer-42039 : I like that!
12:10 tvindy : Gay coffee is what they sell at the gay coffeeshop.
12:10 ustreamer-42039 : Maybe a hat?
12:10 MyEvilTwin : Like the PNS Explosion conversation hat?
12:10 ustreamer-42039 : Topic hat
12:10 sharonintampon : a topic gine
12:11 Jaime-4392 : a topic mastectomy boob
12:11 brian_royaloak : NO MADGE
12:11 brian_royaloak : IT SHULD JUST BE YOU GUYS
12:11 Penmissile : that’d get messy
12:11 Jaime-4392 : brian?
12:11 sharonintampon : please don’t edit the show
12:11 brian_royaloak : it was more fun with 3 regulars and a rotating guest
12:11 brian_royaloak : I MISS ETHS!
12:11 sharonintampon : hold, please
12:12 veritablevirgo : a motor home tour across the U.S. and a podcast
12:12 tvindy : It’s fat free
12:12 sharonintampon : now he is
12:12 Jaime-4392 : Auntie verAA
12:12 sharonintampon : I suggested that RV tour years ago.
12:12 brian_royaloak : i’m going to see wand-turd for pride!!
12:12 sharonintampon : Vera’s only has one bed
12:13 veritablevirgo : all the merrier
12:13 MyEvilTwin : Does she need more than one?
12:13 sharonintampon : isn’t she on dial up?
12:13 Jaime-4392 : when is the frst show, people?
12:13 sharonintampon : .com .com.com
12:13 wh175 : @podshow.podshow.com
12:13 ustreamer-42039 : Next Wednasty, Jamie
12:14 Jaime-4392 : cumonpodshowspeaksveracomshow.pod
12:14 sharonintampon : yes, let’s see her face!
12:14 sharonintampon : madame
12:14 brian_royaloak : same song? i love that song
12:14 sharonintampon : looks just like madame
12:14 bnate : gotta go, love you all. Wonderful to hear that ETHS is back! LOVE TO WANDA and VERA! Get fucked madge
12:14 Penmissile : biii
12:14 steveh : looking forward to that
12:15 veritablevirgo : will the show be on Ustream
12:15 ustreamer-22815 : tell us so we resubscribe
12:15 sharonintampon : squeaky boobs
12:15 bnate : will you do it on ustream/
12:15 Jaime-4392 : yeah, will it be the same ETHS on itunes?
12:15 MyEvilTwin : Look forward to it, but I’m gonna miss Ragan
12:15 bwvalentine : MONKEY BOOBS!
12:15 veritablevirgo : madge’s automastectomy
12:15 sharonintampon : madge, that is an awesome bra to make that doll so smooth
12:15 Jaime-4392 : yeah, back to your roots
12:15 veritablevirgo : that would be better
12:16 MyEvilTwin : You will use the same podcast feed as before?
12:16 sharonintampon : poor madge, her family couldn’t afford orthadonture
12:17 veritablevirgo : vera is tech challenged
12:17 Penmissile : get a cheap dynamic vera
12:17 sharonintampon : but ragan was LOUD and obnoxious
12:17 veritablevirgo : her pc almost imploded last year
12:17 wh175 : Magde, what mic do you reccomend?
12:17 MyEvilTwin : That’s why I love Ragan
12:17 veritablevirgo : stevia tastes like licorice
12:18 wh175 : Madge, what mic do you recommend?
12:18 wh175 : skype mostly
12:18 Penmissile : Dynamic mics
12:18 wh175 : no
12:18 AlSharpton : The Blue snowball.
12:18 wh175 : thank you
12:18 AlSharpton : Yes. $99.
12:19 ustreamer-42039 : What about music mics, Madge?
12:19 ustreamer-33077 : Hello Huny!
12:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I gotta shit so BAD
12:20 ustreamer-33077 : Hey Auntie! I am in Ventura!
12:20 Penmissile : relieve the bowels
12:20 AuntieVeraCharles : Wow…We go there all the time
12:20 AuntieVeraCharles : We store our RV there
12:20 Jaime-4392 : he can say the intro!
12:20 ustreamer-33077 : Come up and see me some time- my man is director of tourism
12:21 Jaime-4392 : i want the first show to be about amy winehouse
12:21 AlSharpton : Oprah and Gayle already did that.
12:21 ustreamer-42039 : A TOUR!
12:21 ustreamer-33077 : a 3 hour tour
12:21 Jaime-4392 : yo soy la pequeña amy ginhose
12:21 bwvalentine : ask her about her deformative skin condition
12:21 Jaime-4392 : me gustan los vicios
12:21 gaycub78 : Alexis Tylor?
12:21 ustreamer-33077 : how do I make a user ID!?!?!? GODDAMMIT!
12:22 veritablevirgo : or a nursing home?
12:22 Jaime-4392 : (/nick)
12:22 AuntBeaArthur : Charo still looks like she did on 1978 Love Boat
12:22 Jaime-4392 : ayayay, caliente!
12:22 veritablevirgo : plastic surgery baby
12:22 ustreamer-42039 : I’d cream if Charo would be on
12:22 ustreamer-42039 : OMG AMY
12:22 bwvalentine : that’d be SO awesome
12:22 brian_royaloak : AMY SEDARIS WOULD BE AWESOME!!!
12:23 ustreamer-33077 : lick your necklace madge
12:23 veritablevirgo : logitech headset I use with propaganda software works well. Its a stereo USB headset, and maybe cost me about $49 at Staples
12:23 ustreamer-33077 : then can I be your trick?
12:23 Penmissile : yeah
12:23 ustreamer-42039 : Cant hat be used for music, Veritable?
12:23 veritablevirgo : how rude
12:24 veritablevirgo : not a dancing monkey
12:24 Penmissile : no, it’s because i forgot the
12:24 Penmissile :
12:24 Jaime-4392 : you didn’t marry a monkey
12:24 ustreamer-42039 : You’re a strong black woman, Madge
12:24 veritablevirgo : Vera’s conscience is still hung over
12:24 Jaime-4392 : chris cocker!
12:25 Penmissile : shirley q liquor!
12:25 ustreamer-42039 : Fuck him.
12:25 Penmissile : get shirley q liquor
12:25 veritablevirgo : ru paul
12:25 MyEvilTwin : The play is the thing wherein we’ll catch the conscience of Vera
12:25 ustreamer-22815 : why
12:25 Jaime-4392 : hagatha, as a correspondant
12:25 Penmissile : tell your mama i said how ya doin
12:25 ustreamer-42039 : Kathy Griffin
12:25 Jaime-4392 : CHER CHER CHER!
12:25 MyEvilTwin : But now it didn’t rhyme
12:25 veritablevirgo : a non-media whore
12:26 ustreamer-33077 : how about Joyce Dewitt?
12:26 bwvalentine : me!
12:26 bwvalentine : jk
12:26 ustreamer-42039 : Margaret Cho would be cool
12:26 ustreamer-71012 : joy bahar
12:26 ustreamer-42039 : Maybe a Z-Lister celeb
12:26 Penmissile : what’s wrong with shirley madge?
12:26 bwvalentine : well… feast of fools doesn’t have issues
12:26 Jaime-4392 : th efeast of fools had margareth cho
12:26 ustreamer-33077 : She’s myneighbor
12:26 Jaime-4392 : and kathy griffin
12:26 ustreamer-33077 : seriously
12:27 bwvalentine : publicity
12:27 MyEvilTwin : Minimum salary
12:27 veritablevirgo : a pay scale
12:27 veritablevirgo : is joyce dewitt still alive
12:27 ustreamer-42039 : I thought you got paid to be on a show? Had no idea about the scale.
12:27 ustreamer-33077 : I see her all the time
12:27 gaycub78 : Shirley Hemphill is dead
12:27 Jaime-4392 : thel merman’s dead carcass
12:28 ustreamer-33077 : she’s a neighbor- you would never recognize her in person :-X
12:28 Jaime-4392 : Ethel
12:28 AlSharpton : Linda Blair
12:28 AuntBeaArthur : do a golden girls reunion minus Estelle
12:28 Dude2008 : charles nelson reilly’s pipe?
12:28 veritablevirgo : shirley died 12/10/99
12:28 bwvalentine : what about, like, amanda steinstein?
12:28 Jaime-4392 : lol
12:28 Jaime-4392 : miss ronnie
12:28 ustreamer-42039 : LoL
12:28 ustreamer-22815 : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DNnLGJb8Ak
12:28 ustreamer-33077 : oh my
12:28 Jaime-4392 : i’m kidding!
12:28 bicyclemark : Ima go eat goodnight ladies. guy from Miro is coming along.
12:28 Jaime-4392 : kick bwvalentine
12:29 bwvalentine : why?
12:29 Jaime-4392 : the long island lolita!
12:29 brian_royaloak : HOW ABOUT THE HEAD OF GLADD?
12:29 brian_royaloak : OR SHOOT THE MOON AND ASK HILLARY OR OBAMA?
12:29 Penmissile : kevin rose
12:29 AuntBeaArthur : the cast of Girls Will Be Girls
12:29 brian_royaloak : OR MCCAIN
12:29 AuntBeaArthur : Sally Kern
12:29 ustreamer-42039 : hahah
12:30 Penmissile : 2 gryphon
12:30 brian_royaloak : SALLY KERN!
12:30 veritablevirgo : in the end, that’s what matters
12:30 brian_royaloak : THAT BITCH WHO CALLED HOMOS TERRORISTS
12:30 Penmissile : how about Hal Turner – that would go over well
12:31 veritablevirgo : Jay Leno recently made a negative gay comment
12:31 Jaime-4392 : the scobalizer!
12:31 brian_royaloak : actually wanda he said gays in the army are fine – but you should nopt be out
12:31 brian_royaloak : in the army
12:31 veritablevirgo : so an italian version of don’t ask don’t tell.
12:31 ustreamer-33077 : what kind of RV do you have honey?
12:32 veritablevirgo : read something from variety
12:32 brian_royaloak : there has to be one idiot
12:32 brian_royaloak : if not who’s gonna take regan’s spot
12:32 Jaime-4392 : why, ragan is a PhD
12:33 MyEvilTwin : Ragan is fun
12:33 Jaime-4392 : and he is very witty
12:33 ustreamer-33077 : Is Ragan taking the roids?
12:33 Jaime-4392 : mean, but witty
12:33 ustreamer-42039 : What’s your URL, Vera?
12:33 Jaime-4392 : it looks like
12:33 brian_royaloak : big fucking deal
12:33 MyEvilTwin : No, he’s skinny.
12:33 brian_royaloak : millions of people have a phd
12:33 veritablevirgo : he’s not a man
12:33 brian_royaloak : they don’t feel the need to shove it in everyon’s face
12:33 ustreamer-33077 : is it in liberal arts?
12:33 Jaime-4392 : do you royaloak?
12:33 veritablevirgo : men don’t have uteruses.
12:34 brian_royaloak : he’s an asshole
12:34 brian_royaloak : yes i do
12:34 brian_royaloak : jamie
12:34 ustreamer-33077 : oprah is mean in person
12:34 AuntieVeraCharles : do you lovies think I should do this?
12:34 ustreamer-33077 : very bossy and cunty
12:34 simp : of course!
12:34 veritablevirgo : yes, yes, yes
12:34 gaycub78 : yes you should Vera
12:34 ustreamer-42039 : yes!
12:34 MyEvilTwin : Yes Vera
12:34 brian_royaloak : WOAH!
12:34 brian_royaloak : pink bra!
12:34 veritablevirgo : exactly
12:34 brian_royaloak : sexy!
12:35 veritablevirgo : thanks for that madge
12:35 AuntBeaArthur : distractions distractions distractions
12:35 brian_royaloak : it is rather odd wanda
12:35 brian_royaloak : just something new
12:35 ustreamer-42039 : I saw it on a magazine and thought it was photoshopped
12:35 ustreamer-42039 : The preggo man
12:35 brian_royaloak : i don’t mind the coverage – it is making people open thier minds
12:35 veritablevirgo : who is going to breast feed the baby?
12:35 ustreamer-42039 : Disco
12:35 bwvalentine : half bleed!
12:35 ustreamer-33077 : JOANNA NEWSOM!
12:36 MyEvilTwin : Maybe you should get Chris Crocker on ETHS
12:36 ustreamer-42039 : yeah Half Breed!
12:36 ustreamer-33077 : I have it!
12:36 ustreamer-33077 : OXOX
12:36 veritablevirgo : lol
12:36 brian_royaloak : didn’t cher clean your apt once madge?
12:36 Jaime-4392 : or a depents user
12:36 bwvalentine : yay!
12:36 brian_royaloak : yeah!!
12:36 AuntBeaArthur : Hurray!
12:37 bwvalentine : the night thing sucks for me
12:37 brian_royaloak : wwe all have lives in the evening
12:37 Dude2008 : no spammers during the day
12:37 Jaime-4392 : yeah, why does this shit starts early
12:37 ustreamer-42039 : The show is more exciting during the day
12:37 MyEvilTwin : It sucks for me too, because of the time zone I’m in.
12:37 veritablevirgo : i can’t watch at work
12:37 ustreamer-42039 : Vera love, what’s your url for your podcast?
12:38 Jaime-4392 : veraspeakspodshowcom.podshow.com
12:38 brian_royaloak : don’t start appreciating us madge!
12:38 brian_royaloak : it scares me!
12:38 ustreamer-42039 : Thanks
12:38 brian_royaloak :
12:38 AuntieVeraCharles : Veraspeaks.blogspot.com
12:38 yeastradio : this is the very very original version
12:38 bwvalentine : why we no hear half bleed anymore?
12:38 yeastradio : b4 fame
12:38 AuntieVeraCharles : or the one Jamie posted
12:38 brian_royaloak : i love this song
12:38 peniseither : gooodday
12:38 brian_royaloak : who is it madge?
12:38 ustreamer-42039 : Oh ok, thanks hunny!
12:38 veritablevirgo : bye
12:38 Jaime-4392 : björks fetus
12:38 ustreamer-42039 : I like this tune.
12:38 ustreamer-57362 : bye
12:39 wh175 : bye all
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : Stranger than I remember
12:39 yeastradio : this is the orignial version
12:39 MyEvilTwin : Bye all
12:39 yeastradio : i’ll play the produced version after this
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : Okay
12:39 yeastradio : that’s the 1 ur used turd
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : I ADORE YOU YOU WHORE
12:39 brian_royaloak : i think i like the produced versionbetter
12:39 ustreamer-33077 : come see me vera!
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : Get Fucked
12:39 bwvalentine : nice ring tho
12:39 ustreamer-42039 : Who does this song and what’s it called? I wanna d/l it now
12:40 TheCursingCat : joanna newsom
12:40 ustreamer-18046 : that’s gagging me
12:40 brian_royaloak : that was like a friday night from andy’s perspective
12:40 brian_royaloak : big rod coming at my face!
12:40 TheCursingCat : gooooosh honey
12:40 ustreamer-42039 : Do you know the name, Cat?
12:40 Jaime-4392 : postshow?
12:40 ustreamer-42039 : of the song
12:40 TheCursingCat : work the ‘phone
12:41 brian_royaloak : hd is off this week jaime
12:41 TheCursingCat : peach plum pear
12:41 ustreamer-42039 : Thanks
12:41 Jaime-4392 : thnks
12:41 ustreamer-42039 : WERK THAT MOOMOO
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge should I send you abetter picture of my mask
12:41 brian_royaloak : YES!!!!!
12:41 brian_royaloak : love this version
12:41 TheCursingCat : LOVE the newsom
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : MADGE
12:41 TheCursingCat : VERA
12:41 Jaime-4392 : wtf
12:42 brian_royaloak : nice view!
12:42 Jaime-4392 : good view
12:42 brian_royaloak : i need to move to a big city
12:42 TheCursingCat : Ventura and Santa Paula are better
12:42 bwvalentine : wow… that’s kind of a melancholy view out the window
12:42 bicyclemark : this is like good morning americunt
12:42 TheCursingCat : LOL
12:42 AuntieVeraCharles : Been to both Cat
12:42 ustreamer-42039 : I see 2 lezbians fucking
12:42 Jaime-4392 : madge want a balcony
12:42 AuntieVeraCharles : MADGE?
12:43 TheCursingCat : Me and my partnr of 14 years are here
12:43 TheCursingCat : (my beyotch)
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Ventura or Santa Paula
12:43 bwvalentine : now would be an awesome time for someone to walk out onto one of those porches in the buff
12:43 TheCursingCat : Santa Paula
12:43 TheCursingCat : he is director of toursim in ventura tho
12:43 ustreamer-42039 : WTF is Madge doing
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : We go to Far West Campgroud there alot
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : MADGE?
12:44 yeastradio : do i get a life?
12:44 TheCursingCat : emma wood is great too
12:44 bwvalentine : nope
12:44 AuntieVeraCharles : MADGE Should I send you better picture of my Vera Mask?
12:45 TheCursingCat : you mean machks?
12:45 Loopy-Fruit : B’bye lovelies
12:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Fuck, I’ll email her….bye all
12:45 TheCursingCat : come see us hun

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Show Notes:

  11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : Fuck who?
11:31 moopy : yeah, fuck marry kill
11:31 Anitalee : lesbian  song
11:31 moopy : where is the rill chops?
11:31 doyathink : what doyathink about us sending missles into Somalia?
11:32 moopy : excellent
11:32 Anitalee : andy  melton
11:32 moopy : damn
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : I smell blubber cunts
11:32 moopy : call vera?
11:33  * brian_royaloak is licking his wounds but still love madge
11:33 ustreamer-86379 : watch the news
11:33 moopy : you only tell me you love me when you’re drunk
11:33 AuntieVeraCharles : 27 minutes
11:33 ustreamer-86379 : u crack me up
11:34 yeastradio : ‘/nick duchesbace
11:34 Anitalee : Madge,    did  you have a  good  weekend?
11:34  * moopy is now SlashNick
11:34 SaudiQueen-8148 : my internet cuntection sucks ass
11:34 moopy : it’s tuesday here
11:34 moopy : keep forgetting
11:34 kruelkarla : gotta go.. time to train my boss at the gym
11:34 doyathink : http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/03/03/somalia.us/index.html
11:35 kruelkarla : you really are a women
11:35 moopy : is it wrong that I’m listening to Frankie Goes to Hollywood?  And liking it?
11:35  * brian_royaloak is singing money makes the world go round from caberet
11:35 kruelkarla : that is what women think about when their drugs start to fade
11:35 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m watching I Love Lucy with the sound off..how scary is that
11:36 doyathink : Relax, moopy
11:36 moopy : actually, am listening to Happy Hi – the best track on Welcome to the Pleasuredome
11:36 brian_royaloak : what did you think of the obama letter i sent you madge?
11:36 moopy : love the bassline
11:37 brian_royaloak : the gay one
11:37 ustreamer-33386 : Cylp
11:37 ustreamer-33386 : lol
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : Jesus, I’m hungry
11:37  * moopy sends AuntieVera some crisps
11:37 ustreamer-33386 : oops.. clyp
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : and dip please
11:37  * moopy sends AuntieVera some dip too
11:37 ustreamer-33386 : LOL
11:39 moopy : ok I gotsta go get ready to go to work – see you tomorrow hopefully
11:39 AuntieVeraCharles : bye moops
11:39 moopy : have a good day AuntieVera – see ya soon
11:39 moopy :
11:40 brian_royaloak : YES YOU ARE ON
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : yes you are
11:40 ustreamer-33386 : yes
11:40 straightchris : Obama condemned Louis Farrakhan.
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : thanks drugs
11:41 boomer35 : because sexy
11:41 ustreamer-33386 : we want to hear your LYps, not your mind
11:41 ustreamer-33386 : quiet mind loud lyps
11:41 ustreamer-33386 : LOL
11:41 brian_royaloak : HA HA
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : thank god
11:42 ustreamer-33386 : show us your cunt, Madgie!
11:43 straightchris : No one should justify violence
11:43 ustreamer-33386 : sexy boy
11:43 straightchris : Boycotts are better
11:44 ustreamer-33386 : violence is sometimes justified
11:44 boomer35 : that has been going on for years now
11:44 ustreamer-33386 : I dunno how to change my name
11:45 ustreamer-33386 : someone tell me how, please!
11:45 ustreamer-60494 : SLASH NICK NAME
11:45 ustreamer-33386 : slach nick space and then name…
11:45 boomer35 : yes
11:45 SexyBoi : ?
11:45 SexyBoi : Ooh!
11:45 SexyBoi : cool
11:45 humandog-6278 : THERE ASSHOLE
11:45 doyathink : yeah!
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : I’ve gotta eat
11:46 SexyBoi : lol
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : 11 minutes
11:49 SexyBoi : they’re both against NAFTA…
11:49 humandog-6278 : they are for renegotiating it
11:49 humandog-6278 : but what does that mean?
11:49 SexyBoi : yeah
11:49 humandog-6278 : Kucinich is for ending it
11:49 doyathink : that is just to get the nomination…they will go after the right when they get the nomination
11:49 SexyBoi : it’s just rhetoric
11:50 Anitalee : slammer
11:50 Anitalee : cough  drop  for  madge
11:50 AuntieVeraCharles : Good girl
11:51 Anitalee : bareback  and  the  lesbian  ar e the  front  runners
11:51 Oblivion : Camp camp?
11:51 dude2008 : about 1000 madge in 2 days
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : Crying from one eye
11:52 SexyBoi : LOL
11:52 SexyBoi : I LOVE ANDY!
11:52 doyathink : marry him
11:52 SexyBoi : yuck, I don’t love him like THAT
11:52 Anitalee : andy  bell
11:53 SexyBoi : no, Andy Melton
11:53 Anitalee : meltonian
11:53 AuntieVeraCharles : My life is an invisible pain
11:53 Anitalee : it  is  a  struggle
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : Tappan Microwave ovens
11:55 SexyBoi : LOL, that’s hilarious Madge, I didn’t see that
11:55 SexyBoi : Oh yeah!
11:55 SexyBoi : hot
11:55 AuntieVeraCharles : Damn Peace mongers
11:56 SexyBoi : ooh, there’s your doggie!
11:56 SexyBoi : awww
11:56 SexyBoi : you can zap Cheryl’s LYPS
11:56 doyathink : keep doing what you are doing while you cook from the inside out
11:57 dude2008 : Madge – it’s called ADS
11:57 dude2008 : but what’s better they have deployed in Iraq
11:57 SexyBoi : ADS?
11:57 dude2008 : another non-lethal system called LRAD
11:57 dude2008 : it used an audio signal
11:58 SexyBoi : They came there cause as bad as it is, it’s probably better than Mexico
11:59 SexyBoi : They are if they are born here
11:59 dude2008 : ADS = Active Denial System
12:00 AuntieVeraCharles : Guess what’s starting now!
12:00 dude2008 : LRAD = Long range Acoustical Device
12:00 dude2008 : LRAD will make you deaf – and it is already deployed
12:02 ustreamer-36612 : .
12:02 SexyBoi : Love your vagina!
12:02 SexyBoi : penis Vagina thing?
12:03 TeaPee : Leo Lapork is always on the front page on the weekends.
12:03 TeaPee : If that tells you anything.
12:03 SexyBoi : soul-less?
12:05 podcastmark : peter van dyke? eight is enough
12:05 SexyBoi : what does that mean?
12:05 straightchris : I thought miro was German
12:06 SexyBoi : [soul-less] just a bunch of adjectives no real reasoning there…
12:06 SexyBoi : ok, how?
12:06 doyathink : sad
12:06 TeaPee : Oh I wonder which podcast that could be. God they are disgusting. Are they going to measure cocks?
12:07 AuntieVeraCharles : Can there be originality without vulgarity?
12:07 doyathink : aren’t they sponsored by the sauna?
12:08 SexyBoi : interesting rhetoric…
12:08 simp : oh no!
12:09 SexyBoi : was it the um… those two podcasters?
12:09 straightchris : It’s good to be subversive
12:09 SexyBoi : what’s their name?
12:09 straightchris : fuck them
12:09 AuntieVeraCharles : If he existed he would be an agent
12:09 SexyBoi : it’s irony, it’s humour
12:10 SexyBoi : Yeast of Fools?
12:11 AuntieVeraCharles : Moved me to tears
12:11 Carrino : Or what about Boyfriend in a Box
12:11 SexyBoi : I think that was very unjust, Madge.
12:12 straightchris : why not do a normopath spechial
12:13 SexyBoi : Love your show, Madge. You’re brilliant!
12:13 ustreamer-17024 : are you talking about the teenage weapon?
12:13 Carrino : people just want to feel good about themselves — even if it means drastic denial
12:14 Oblivion : I’m curious what humandog’s blood pressure is.  He always sounds wound up.
12:14 SexyBoi : lol
12:14 Oblivion : I’m somewhat serious.
12:14 doyathink : passionate
12:14 doyathink : not wound up
12:14 Carrino : Oblivion — I just hope he has strong veins ’cause he’s doing really great
12:14 maxkeiser-4969 : i just clicked back on; who is speaking?
12:15 brian_royaloak : WOAH! I’M BACK!
12:15 AuntieVeraCharles : Chris Weagle is Max and he’s buying gold
12:15 straightchris : HD is right on the money
12:15 simp : so true Madge, so true
12:15 maxkeiser-4969 : gold!!!!!!
12:15 maxkeiser-4969 : yo! what is!
12:16 Oblivion : Was _I_ insulting, the reaction to what I said?
12:16 AuntieVeraCharles : When I used to get wound up my parents called me “Dramatic”
12:16 maxkeiser-4969 : ok
12:16 maxkeiser-4969 : yes
12:16 maxkeiser-4969 : yes
12:16 maxkeiser-4969 : yes, yes, yes
12:16 ustreamer-11868 : yes
12:16 Carrino : As it was said in Amadeus:  Maybe you need to have a huge note at the end, Madge, so the people know when to clap
12:17 ustreamer-11868 : keep doing stream
12:17 ustreamer-11868 : better live
12:17 Oblivion : I like the interaction of the live shows.
12:17 maxkeiser-4969 : goldmoney.com
12:18 maxkeiser-4969 : oops can’t do commercials
12:18 SexyBoi : Madge’s Religion?
12:18 SexyBoi : LOL!
12:18 SexyBoi : lOVE it!
12:18 ustreamer-11868 : what’s in your heaven?
12:18 ustreamer-36612 : yes i love it
12:19 maxkeiser-4969 : she wears purple like the pope
12:19 doyathink : heaven is between her thighs
12:19 SexyBoi : YES!
12:19 Oblivion : Ok, time to stuff my face with Maxwell Street polish sausage to celebrate Casimir Pulaski Day.  Ta ta.
12:19 Carrino : But, Madge, Waterboarding is not torture.
12:20 SexyBoi : LOL
12:20 dude2008 : can you pay in gold?
12:20 ustreamer-36612 : lol
12:20 SexyBoi : great deal!
12:20 doyathink : goddess is not for sale
12:20 Carrino : She won’t lay hands on my panus becuase i’ve had yeast
12:20 SexyBoi : Lyps ain’t for sale
12:21 SexyBoi : there’s no hell for the Jews?
12:22 SexyBoi : really?
12:22 SexyBoi : I had no idea
12:22 Carrino : digital media cast experiment
12:22 maxkeiser-4969 : she’s good
12:23 Carrino : armchair survivor, Kidnation and apprentice
12:23 SexyBoi : no it didn’t suck
12:23 SexyBoi : Perfectly normal
12:23 SexyBoi : Love it
12:24 dude2008 : hey buddy
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Oh jesus Buy fucking gold
12:24 SexyBoi : can I fish inside your vajajay?
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Max’s favorite movie
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Goldfinger
12:25 Carrino : this is true max, I started listeing to you because of Madge
12:25 AuntieVeraCharles : sure
12:25 micerl : Ca va?
12:25 SexyBoi : is that Skype problems?
12:26 SexyBoi : it’s very hard to hear they guy you’re talking to
12:26 AuntieVeraCharles : Max paints his pecker gold
12:26 Carrino : if we go into depression, how long will it last?
12:27 AuntieVeraCharles : He’s the man..the man with the Midas touch
12:28 AuntieVeraCharles : Only stocks for The Gold Coast
12:28 AuntieVeraCharles : from
12:28 Carrino : dumb question:  how doyou buy foreign currencies?
12:29 ustreamer-11868 : fxy
12:29 doyathink : abk
12:29 ustreamer-11868 : or fxe
12:29 ustreamer-11868 : etfs
12:29 doyathink : who has money to buy anything?
12:30 ustreamer-11868 : put it on your credit card like the rest of america!
12:31 ustreamer-11868 : goldmoney is based in london
12:33 AuntieVeraCharles : Max:  Show us your penis!
12:35 ustreamer-11868 : brazil is easiest
12:35 AuntieVeraCharles : Max makes his wife spray paint her beaver gold
12:36 humandog-6278 : A Gold Beaver is integralto a reponsible porfolio.
12:36 humandog-6278 : responsible
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : drinking so ealry chris?
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : early even
12:37 humandog-6278 : typing in my lap
12:37 ustreamer-11868 : that’s supposed to be bad for your testes
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : is that a euphamisum?
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : jesus, i can’t spell
12:37 TeaPee : It’s like gold pressed latinum in Star Trek. It’s the only REAL currency (gold).
12:38 humandog-6278 : Gold Toilet Paper in Outer Space?
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : In space, no one can hear you crap
12:39 doyathink : or wipe
12:39 ustreamer-11868 : people wouldn’t be so scared of boogeymen if they were more secure with their healtcare and employment system
12:40 ustreamer-11868 : look what has happened to bond insurance industry
12:40 humandog-6278 : 11868- what happened in the US in the 1960s, people felt secure to a degree and began questioning the system
12:40 brian_royaloak : Probably because it makes sense madge – nothing in us politics makes sense
12:40 humandog-6278 : and the power structure has demonized that era since
12:41 doyathink : why can’t they pull off an NHS-like system in the States?
12:41 humandog-6278 : it could be done, but the wealthy owners of the insurance companies etc would not profit from it
12:41 humandog-6278 : or would not as much as they are now
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : I need my breakfast now
12:42 humandog-6278 : Squared Eggs and NutriGrain Orange?
12:42 AuntieVeraCharles : what the fuck is a squared egg?
12:42 doyathink : but if people were living longer and were healthier, wouldn’t they make more money by selling life insurance?
12:43 humandog-6278 : VERA – http://www.flickr.com/photos/deadhorse/sets/72157594200290886/detail/
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Good Christ
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Disposible income
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : too much
12:44 humandog-6278 : Considered Essential here in Michigan
12:44 AuntieVeraCharles : scary
12:44 AuntieVeraCharles : and that tater tot dish
12:46 AuntieVeraCharles : There is no hope with any of these idiots
12:48 AuntieVeraCharles : BRB
12:50 SexyBoi : Does bicycle Mark buy technology products made in China?
12:50 SexyBoi : and does he know China is communist?
12:50 ustreamer-11868 : yes
12:50 straightchris : yup
12:50 SexyBoi : and does he know about their human right policies
12:50 ustreamer-11868 : and he takes money from coca cola
12:50 SexyBoi : well, there you go
12:50 SexyBoi : hyporcite
12:50 ustreamer-11868 : despite their killing hundreds of colombian activists
12:51 humandog-6278 : where does he take money from Coca Cola?
12:51 humandog-6278 : I am not aware of this?
12:51 doyathink : i like bicyclemark
12:51 straightchris : bicyclemark has not taken any money from Coca-Cola
12:51 ustreamer-11868 : when he went to world cup or some football game in europe
12:51 ustreamer-11868 : he took free housing
12:51 humandog-6278 : when he went to a football game? how? did coca cola pay him?
12:51 humandog-6278 : ok
12:52 straightchris : he got a free ticket because he was with his friends who thought it was a good idea
12:52 AuntieVeraCharles : b
12:52 brian_royaloak : THE NBC FINANCIAL ANALYST ON THE TODAY SHOW THIS MORNING SAID INVEST IN GOLD AND AGRICULTURE
12:52 doyathink : don’t slam the man when he is not here to defend himself
12:52 ustreamer-11868 : agriculture good to invest in too!
12:52 humandog-6278 : and the other charge
12:53 humandog-6278 : about China made products
12:53 ustreamer-11868 : china makes everything
12:53 humandog-6278 : I have an increasingly hard time with this
12:53 brian_royaloak : so how do you invest in US agriculture?
12:53 humandog-6278 : I cut down on what I purchase
12:53 brian_royaloak : farmers markets? or is there a further step?
12:53 humandog-6278 : but it is very difficult
12:53 ustreamer-77733 : fk
12:53 humandog-6278 : There might be small farmer’s collectives
12:53 humandog-6278 : not sure
12:53 ustreamer-11868 : farmers market is a different thing
12:53 ustreamer-11868 : you need futures
12:54 ustreamer-11868 : you buy shares in agricultural companies
12:54 ustreamer-11868 : or you invest in agricultural producers
12:54 ustreamer-11868 : like brazil
12:54 ustreamer-11868 : http://www.smartmoney.com/onedaywonder/index.cfm?story=20080212-iShares-MSCI-Brazil
12:54 humandog-6278 : I think in respect to China manufacturing companies, in the long run, there needs to be independent people starting up small, local based production
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : yes, it will happen anyway
12:55 humandog-6278 : it will be difficult, but some of us will have to do this
12:55 SexyBoi : thanks Madge… no utopia… utopias are fantasies
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : it will be easy
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : because it will be only option
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : when financial system collapses, but more importantly, when oil runs out
12:55 humandog-6278 : yes I understand that
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : will be too expensive to ship things across world
12:55 humandog-6278 : but in the meantime, those things have not happened completely
12:55 humandog-6278 : you can see it going in the direction
12:55 brian_royaloak : so wait – we help the US by investing in brazilian companies?
12:56 ustreamer-11868 : you help yourself
12:56 brian_royaloak : oh ok
12:56 humandog-6278 : yes, agreed, understood
12:56 doyathink : very much getting to that point
12:56 straightchris : Activists should use Max’s ideas
12:57 brian_royaloak : but by not investing in our agriculture we are screwing us as a country
12:57 brian_royaloak : so that to me seems worse than investing in gold
12:57 straightchris : Norm Finkelstein gets it.
12:57 humandog-6278 : straightchris- question about your style and delivery on your podcasts
12:57 Oblivion : Is she still going?
12:57 humandog-6278 : what is your thinking behind it?
12:57 ustreamer-11868 : http://dbfunds.db.com/dba/index.aspx
12:57 Oblivion : Yowza.
12:57 ustreamer-11868 : different things
12:57 ustreamer-11868 : invest in your own local agriculture by buying goods locally
12:58 straightchris : Hakawi from the east gets it
12:58 ustreamer-11868 : but invest your savings in companies that will beat inflation
12:58 humandog-6278 : is your voice a reference to something?
12:58 ustreamer-11868 : like commodities
12:58 straightchris : Madge gets it
12:58 ustreamer-11868 : madge is hot
12:58 ustreamer-11868 : she looks good today
12:59 Oblivion : Rocky gets it, but keeps on eating.
01:00 SexyBoi : Loved it
01:00 SexyBoi :
01:00 humandog-6278 : wrap up show?
01:00 humandog-6278 : or no?
01:00 humandog-6278 : I’m getting hungry
01:00 humandog-6278 : and ready for cramps
01:00 straightchris : yes
01:00 humandog-6278 : ok please stay in room for wrap up show
01:01 TeaPee : wrap up show would be great.
01:01 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge, skype me
01:02 yeastradio-1 : vera can y ou wait 10-15? i have to skype micerl too
01:02 brian_royaloak : WRAP UP! WRAP UP! WRAP UP!
01:02 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes
01:02 AuntieVeraCharles : I can
01:02 brian_royaloak : me/is getting his lube ready to watch his daddy bear
01:02 yeastradio-1 : s
01:02 yeastradio-1 : k
01:02  * brian_royaloak is getting his lube ready to watch his daddy bear
01:04 ustreamer-15936 : Is Weagel on yet?
01:05 brian_royaloak : NOPE
01:05 straightchris : he said he would
01:06 MadgeHumps : I keep refreshing and it’s like Madge is breathing hard.
01:07 yeastradio-2 : it keeps crashing
01:07 yeastradio-2 : HANG ON
01:07 MadgeHumps : Losing my patients.
01:08 doyathink : just wait, Dr. MadgeHumps
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : THIS IS WEAGEL
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : the USTREAM Keeps crashing
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : I will try once more now
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : if it breaks
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : FUCK IT
01:08 straightchris : ok
01:08 MadgeHumps : ok
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : FUCK IT
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : IT CRASHED
01:09 yeastradio-69 : Will the real yeastradio please stand up?
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : SEE YOU TOMORROW
01:09 MadgeHumps : Cya
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : SHOW’S OVER
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : BYE
01:10 straightchris : bye
01:10 yeastradio-69 : Got to love technology.
01:10 doyathink : thanks for trying
01:10 yeastradio-69 : Just do two tomorrow.
01:11 Cher-7618 : HOW
01:12 brian_royaloak : WAIT WAS THAT HUMANDOG?
01:13 brian_royaloak : OK – I’M GOINIG TO ASSUME IT WAS AND THE SHOW REALLY IS OVER
01:16 rowlf : this is old right?

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  11:01 brian_royaloak : snowing like a bitch here in michigan eh?
11:01 humandog : yes
11:01 brian_royaloak : love it!
11:01 brian_royaloak : ow
11:01 humandog : today a discussion of yogurt cultures
11:01 brian_royaloak : i’m awake!
11:01 humandog : I see you
11:01 humandog : new hair
11:01 AuntieVeraCharles : I see you
11:01 Beryl_Maudling : Hello
11:01 brian_royaloak : see you
11:01 kristine22 : yaaaaaaaay
11:01 humandog : new mumu?
11:02 humandog : dress
11:02 AuntieVeraCharles : Schmatta
11:02 brian_royaloak : my momma wears pants
11:02 Beryl_Maudling : hi
11:02 brian_royaloak : madge did you talk about nader yesterday?
11:02 humandog : yes she did
11:02 brian_royaloak : damn
11:02 brian_royaloak : i will listen to podcast
11:02 humandog : filled with hate towards him
11:03 brian_royaloak : why am i faggity pink?
11:03 humandog : you are blue on my screen
11:03 brian_royaloak : oh
11:03 humandog : now you are pink
11:03 brian_royaloak : must be screen specific
11:03 humandog : your text
11:03 brian_royaloak : ther
11:03 brian_royaloak : there
11:03 brian_royaloak : omg
11:03 brian_royaloak : he is such a whiney fat ass
11:03 humandog : STUPID BITCH
11:03 kristine22 : hhahaha
11:03 humandog : EAT THE BIRD BITCH
11:03 kristine22 : i have my own fucking room
11:03 brian_royaloak : hahahah
11:03 brian_royaloak : he lost 2 lbs with that screaming!
11:04 humandog : was the inturdvention successful?
11:04 humandog : they look warmer
11:04 humandog : golden
11:05 Beryl_Maudling : oh!
11:05 brian_royaloak : anyone else having video choppiness?
11:05 Dude2008 : beryl
11:05 Beryl_Maudling : yes deae
11:05 Beryl_Maudling : dear
11:06 AuntieVeraCharles : Praise The Lord
11:06 humandog : madge is going to be showing us a number of exciting properties today
11:06 brian_royaloak : this whole north korea visit – fact or fiction?
11:06 brian_royaloak : i am refereing to the nuclear facility tear-downs that we are now seeing…
11:07 humandog : fiction
11:07 brian_royaloak : yeah – seems too easy
11:07 AuntieVeraCharles : YEAH
11:07 brian_royaloak : yes you are correct madge
11:07 jsdwdc : Weren’t they visitng NK?
11:07 kristine22 : yessss
11:07 brian_royaloak : although i can not see or hear you now
11:08 kristine22 : that suck for u
11:08 humandog : Mike Huckabee releases three eggs/day
11:08 brian_royaloak : mike hukleberry was funny on saturday night live
11:08 straightchris : teh-ham-min gook manseh!
11:08 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy Gold
11:08 brian_royaloak : i bought a case of gold bond
11:08 brian_royaloak : medicated itch
11:08 Beryl_Maudling : choppy
11:08 humandog : it hooks a little
11:08 kristine22 : hola
11:08 AuntieVeraCharles : buffering a lot
11:08 brian_royaloak : is that what i should be doing?
11:08 justinfeed : My audio keeps cutting out
11:09 bugchaser : Stream is a little choppy for me but I jsut got here.
11:09 humandog : turn down the video SLIGHTLY
11:09 Andy561 : a little choppy here
11:09 brian_royaloak : choppy
11:09 tinyrooster : fine for me
11:09 straightchris : shipal
11:09 tinyrooster : wish i could see people though. that was fun
11:09 humandog : yes
11:09 justinfeed : hi
11:09 humandog : you are on
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : you are one
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : on
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : even
11:09 straightchris : jup seh yu?
11:09 brian_royaloak : the concert in n korea was broadcast live to n korea
11:10  * bugchaser chases butterflies.
11:10 kristine22 : they’re trying to scam u
11:10 straightchris : kritche?
11:10 brian_royaloak : still very choppy w/ lots of buffering
11:10 bugchaser : Type /me and then the action.
11:10 justinfeed : yes
11:10 brian_royaloak : just me?
11:10 bugchaser : Smotehr now.
11:10 justinfeed : I am
11:10 AuntieVeraCharles : I am
11:10 jsdwdc : a bit
11:10 Andy561 : a little choppy here too
11:10 humandog : its slightly choppy, every so often
11:10 Beryl_Maudling : me
11:10  * bugchaser shows Madge what’s what.
11:10 brian_royaloak : you can’t get any uglier madge pull it way down
11:11 kristine22 : you’re hotttttt
11:11 Beryl_Maudling : yes
11:11 brian_royaloak : better for me
11:11 brian_royaloak : you are beautiful baby!
11:11 humandog : the stream, video and audio, hiccups every now and then
11:11 brian_royaloak : i take that back
11:11 bugchaser : That jsut reminded me of the movie Tootsie. “Can you pull back a little on her?” “How do you feel about Cleveland?”
11:11 humandog : leave it, its fine
11:11 brian_royaloak : buffering every minute now
11:11 Beryl_Maudling : thankyou dear
11:11 bugchaser : LOL
11:11 kristine22 : ugh
11:11 Beryl_Maudling : hello
11:11 brian_royaloak : is hillary gonna pull an andy melton on obama tonight?
11:12 bugchaser : I wasn’t calling you Tootsie, Madge.  I was refering to the ‘ugly’ comments – which I happen to disagree with.
11:12 humandog : gain weight on hum?
11:12 humandog : him?
11:12 brian_royaloak : no – freak out!
11:12 brian_royaloak : she seems pissed
11:12 humandog : is hillary going to gain weight while on stage?
11:12 bugchaser : Hello!
11:12 humandog : yes
11:12 bicyclemark : we need a picture of madge with a turban on. that will get her media attention
11:12 brian_royaloak : that press conference friday was hilarious!
11:12 humandog : turban and diaper robe
11:12 kfrankie : You’re whipped & unsaulted…
11:12 justinfeed : Hillary has gone insane.
11:13 brian_royaloak : her back is against the wall
11:13 Dude2008 : madge – congrats on your youtube success!
11:13 bicyclemark : i heard youre HUGE on jewtube as well
11:13 brian_royaloak : AWSOME MADGE!
11:13 brian_royaloak : i watched rasin in the sun last night – i thought it was about old jewish men in florida
11:14 brian_royaloak : i was very dissapointed
11:14 Dude2008 : will you be appearing on the highly successful “Women of Youtube” podcast?
11:14 brian_royaloak : there wasn’t a jew to be found
11:14 humandog : Womyn of YouTube
11:14 Beryl_Maudling : hello dear
11:15 Beryl_Maudling : sorry dear
11:15 bicyclemark : of being skinny
11:15 straightchris : she’s hit the gin darling
11:15 justinfeed : The campaign is using their “kitchen sink” approach, distributing turban pictures of Obama, and having spasmatic press conferences, and generally losing control of her bowels.
11:15 brian_royaloak : according to bbc news we gave n. korea another month in the dismaintaling process
11:15 Beryl_Maudling : thats not me
11:16 bicyclemark : this is Beryl’s moma
11:16 bicyclemark : Oh theres time
11:16 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy organic gold
11:16 bicyclemark : hells ya antievera
11:16 __M__ : Craft surely
11:16 bugchaser : Dolphin-safe organic gold?
11:17 bicyclemark : heres a cafe sappho here in amsturdam. amy used to play there
11:17 doyathink : clyps
11:17 bugchaser : Janet’s nipple worries me.
11:17 brian_royaloak : is that maddeline kahn?
11:17 JayT : planet?
11:17 AuntieVeraCharles : audio clits
11:17 bicyclemark : hmm
11:17 brian_royaloak : ??
11:17 brian_royaloak : anyone?
11:17 justinfeed : What is that clip?
11:17 bicyclemark : since my homestate is democratic… Ill vote for Nader. cause I cant possible sway the state
11:17 bugchaser : Does Bicycle Mark vote?  I thought he was an ex-pat.
11:17 bicyclemark : expats vote
11:18 Beryl_Maudling : play my song i sent you last week madge dear
11:18 bugchaser : I learned something new.
11:18 bicyclemark : though this one could barel y give a shit for national erections
11:18 JayT : that doesn’t make sense
11:18 brian_royaloak : play that!
11:18 brian_royaloak : i love it!
11:18 brian_royaloak : fat little queen
11:18 bugchaser : Sounds liek youre’ jsut a relocated pat, then.  Not really “ex.”
11:18 brian_royaloak : hahha madge
11:18 doyathink : it doesn’t make sense that expats vote? Why not?
11:18 bicyclemark : I make sure to keep an address, bank account, and a few things in the US just in case I need them
11:18 jsdwdc : poor Andy…nice boy…just damaged from all that exercise
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : Please don’t talk about love tonight
11:19 justinfeed : Auntie Vera, I sent you an email.  This message serves as your Gmail notifier.
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I’ll go look justin
11:19 bicyclemark : I miss red bank new jersey sometimes
11:19 Beryl_Maudling : i like Andy … he’s squiggy
11:19 bicyclemark : self cleanin oven.. whats it cooking?!
11:20 tinyrooster : this is giving me flashbacks
11:20 AuntieVeraCharles : Thank you justin, I will reply after this trainwreck is over
11:20 justinfeed : Please share the Andy
11:21 bicyclemark : christ. I dont wants no andy video. it might break my computers.  time to ride home from work… Ill be back
11:21 micerl : hi
11:21 __M__ : If you attached a dynomo to Andy’s jaw would it power New York or just Staten Island?
11:21 micerl : what is the topic?
11:21 straightchris : i like Andy
11:21 doyathink : weight belt
11:22 Dude2008 : poor andy
11:22 brian_royaloak : gross
11:22 AuntieVeraCharles : Jesus! HE makes ME look skinny
11:23 brian_royaloak : i didn’t think he could possibly be more gross than i imagined in my head
11:23 doyathink : be nice to andy
11:23 jsdwdc : please tell me you have a clip of him on the chair
11:23 justinfeed : What in the hell?
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : A very big servant
11:23 brian_royaloak : every fucking ounce of food on the planet
11:24 micerl : I never took Andy for being religious…
11:24 brian_royaloak : the sad thing is he thinks it’s funny
11:24 Dude2008 : the black sweater is very trimming
11:24 kristine22 : hahaha
11:24 brian_royaloak : if i were slitting my wrists on the camera would it be funny?
11:24 brian_royaloak : dont answer that!
11:24 brian_royaloak : forgot where i was
11:25 brian_royaloak : ha ha
11:25 brian_royaloak : smart ass
11:25 ustreamer-44073 : slitting wrists isnt funny
11:25 AuntieVeraCharles : poor chair
11:25 Dude2008 : the whole screen went black
11:25 brian_royaloak : that poor chair
11:25 Dude2008 : oh wait
11:25 justinfeed : Cue the Milkshakes song
11:25 AuntieVeraCharles : he’s fucking the chair?
11:25 doyathink : chair fuck?
11:25 bugchaser : He’s so hot he steamed up the lens.
11:25 Dude2008 : the chair is caught in his ass
11:25 micerl : A ninja.
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : Praise the LOAD
11:26 doyathink : why would he do this to himself?
11:26 Beryl_Maudling : Go Andy
11:26 __M__ : Is that facial hair on his face or gravy?
11:28 brian_royaloak : what?
11:28 brian_royaloak : that was about 30 min!!
11:28 AuntieVeraCharles : bugged beryl
11:28 bugchaser : And I taught you how to do this:
11:28  * bugchaser taught Madge.
11:29 AuntieVeraCharles : emphasis on wink
11:30 straightchris : he got a job with john paulson associats now
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : Moral:  Buy barley
11:31 bugchaser : Exporter of the grain and the Borat.
11:31 straightchris : john paulson got a $4 billion paypacket last yera
11:31 doyathink : glad i’m gluten intolerant…not really
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy gold barley
11:31 bugchaser : Dolphin-safe organic gold barley.
11:32 bugchaser : Better yet, buy gold G-strings.
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : From the 30th floor: ‘My banker’s on his way down”
11:33 bugchaser : We need George Bailey to save us all w/ the Bailey Building and Loan.
11:33 micerl : Straightchris>http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120036645057290423.html
11:33 doyathink : Mary! Mary!
11:33 kfrankie : And Bailey wants to fuck…
11:33 justinfeed : The Republicans would elect the decomposing body of Ronald Reagan if they could.
11:33 bugchaser : DOn’t you know me, Mary?
11:34 straightchris : thanks micerl
11:34 micerl : Max got work there?
11:34 bugchaser : I’ve heard of branches of the military have a stand-down, but Starbucks?
11:34 doyathink : heard Dunkin’ Donuts was having 1/2 price coffee day
11:35 justinfeed : They could improve the customer experience by lowering their damn prices.
11:35 bugchaser : Speculum?
11:35 simp : people finally realized $300/month for lattes was ridiculous?
11:36 bugchaser : Hope lies in the prolapse?
11:36 Andy561 : that’s like 3 lattes / day
11:36 ustreamer-88017 : Coffee cost me under $10 a month. I buy a big can of Folger’s at the Wal-Mart.
11:36 bugchaser : I dont’ drink coffee. I win.
11:37 brian_royaloak : haha folgers
11:37 brian_royaloak : like my grandparents
11:37 bugchaser : What’s worse, Folger’s, or Wal-Mart?
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : uh oh
11:38 ustreamer-89114 : hi
11:38 straightchris : did you get my comment on Finkelstein?
11:38 micerl : http://digg.com/podcasts
11:39 bugchaser : “Kill himself in front of his children.”  You’re a scary dude.
11:39 AuntieVeraCharles : I LOVE political discourse
11:39 humandog : I love weight Loss segments
11:39 bugchaser : Cunt-cam?
11:39 justinfeed : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/07/dohling-the-simpsons-h_n_80223.html
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : Are you calling me fat?
11:40 brian_royaloak : it’s tonight
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m hungry
11:40 humandog : me too
11:41 __M__ : It’s clean coal, it is not a sickness.
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : Pass me a big ole plate of clean coal
11:41 ustreamer-89114 : anita lee
11:42 Andy561 : nuclear power is the only long term solution
11:42 bugchaser : Clean Helmut Kohl?
11:43 ustreamer-89114 : yes
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : I didn’t marry a fingah….
11:43 ustreamer-53494 : hey
11:44 ustreamer-89114 : cing  chong
11:44 bugchaser : ho
11:45 Dude2008 : it’s called Andy’s Delight
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Super size me
11:45 doyathink : it is half price day at Dominoe’s
11:45 brian_royaloak : that makes my skin crawl
11:45 bugchaser : Is Andy channeling Divine?
11:46 Dude2008 : oh…it’s high in protein
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : So is semen
11:46 __M__ : I suspect HIV isn’t one of their topping though
11:47 simp : Atkins friendly, right?
11:47 ustreamer-89114 : hpv
11:47 ustreamer-89114 : pizza
11:47 bugchaser : LOL
11:47 micerl : What depression?
11:47 bugchaser : I’m not depressed.
11:47 humandog : http://www.junkfoodnews.net/
11:48 doyathink : anti-depressants don’t work
11:48 bugchaser : Not until they close the bathhouses.  THEN I’ll be depressed.
11:48 bugchaser : Tyra Bansk?
11:48 bugchaser : I can’t fuckin’ type.
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m still waiting for my 600 dollars
11:49 brian_royaloak : madge – yesterday you said gussi’s cancer was caused by chemicals from the salon – was this true? speculation? did the drs tell you that?
11:49 bugchaser : Not until May, sweetheart.
11:50 ustreamer-89114 : holw   wehat
11:50 ustreamer-89114 : hole
11:50 Dude2008 : whoreholewheat.org
11:50 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy gold
11:50 bugchaser : “Look at those LOW rates!  Thank you Eagle Man!”
11:51 AuntieVeraCharles : Max is still talking from two days ago..he thinks he’s still on
11:51 doyathink : whole wheat donuts prices rose 25%
11:51 micerl : own yer shit society
11:51 micerl : on credit
11:52 Dude2008 : borrow money to buy gold
11:52 bugchaser : Buy gold speedos.
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : Trickle down is finally working
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : Praise Ronnie!
11:52 micerl : ‘Monster’ Reincarnated at Hardee’sBad Boy of the Burger World is Reborn as New Monster Biscuit With Bacon and Sausage and Ham and Egg and Cheese
11:53 micerl : Now that’s something I’m NOT gonna buy
11:53 AlanGreenspan : Buy rusty gold.
11:53 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy Clean gold
11:53 AlanGreenspan : Buy Gold Bond medicated powder.
11:54 doyathink : all the food talk…giving Andy an orgasm
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m hungry
11:54 AlanGreenspan : I’m rich.
11:54 doyathink : and auntie vera, too
11:55 AlanGreenspan : The triple bypass burger.
11:55 doyathink : two fisting
11:55 AuntieVeraCharles : Yeah baby
11:55 AlanGreenspan : Who doesn’t want more meat?
11:55 reagan-255 : more meat?
11:56 AuntieVeraCharles : Andy Meltdown
11:56 AlanGreenspan : A meltin’ And Melton?
11:57 AlanGreenspan : Buy gold iPods!
11:57 ustreamer-88017 : I just bought a new MacBook Air.
11:57 AlanGreenspan : er iPhones.
11:57 Dude2008 : my anti-depressants aren’t working
11:57 micerl : You and the world…
11:58 AlanGreenspan : Hello Madge.
11:58 AuntieVeraCharles : I gotta go The View is starting
11:59 brian_royaloak : god he just fucking makes me cringe!
11:59 AlanGreenspan : Another great show in the can.
11:59 brian_royaloak : that’s what she said!
11:59 AlanGreenspan : And by ‘the can’ I mean ‘the ass.’
11:59 AuntieVeraCharles : Can being the operative word
11:59 straightchris : don’t forget to flush
11:59 ustreamer-89114 : have  a  great day   galss!
12:00 humandog : Stay Here for the 5 minute wrap up show
12:00 humandog : starting shortly after the end of transmission
12:00 ustreamer-89114 : yeasty
12:00  * AlanGreenspan pets the humandog.
12:00 humandog : 5 Minute Yeast Wrap Up Progrum
12:00 AuntieVeraCharles : Be sure to turn the censor off on your after show
12:00 humandog : Immediately After Yeast Radio
12:00 AlanGreenspan : MMm, a yeast wrap.
12:00 AuntieVeraCharles : I got slammed for typing Twat
12:00 micerl : bye
12:00 Beryl_Maudling : Goodbye dear – thankyou for dedicating this lovely grum to me
12:00 brian_royaloak : BYE MADGE!
12:00 ustreamer-89114 : git her   done
12:01 ustreamer-89114 : hooooooooooow
12:01 AlanGreenspan : Cher?
12:01 yeastradio : is my video off or can you see my cunt?
12:01 simp : off
12:01 AlanGreenspan : Off.
12:01 brian_royaloak : off
12:01 yeastradio : sux
12:01 yeastradio-1 : wrap up show
12:01 brian_royaloak : post show! post show! post show!
12:01 AlanGreenspan : But I can still see your cunt in my mind.
12:02 brian_royaloak : i need my sexy basement daddy!

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We try to help Andy Melton.

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Madge has uvula phlegm too.

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i know that for a fack

Show Notes by Enzo Sant’Elia
Happy 700th, Madge! Here you go:

P.W. Fenton promo for A Shanty No Lemon just had
their 100th episode.

This is Madge’s 700th episode.

Madge watched The Birds (the movie).

Missing Trotsky.

Giving Leopard a second chance.

Oprah’s messages are absolute torture.

How old is Madge’s audience?

Madge is Aunt Jemima’s wife. Get fucked.

Kiko sent Madge something.

Prolapses are for Prolap.se.

Searching for Alexyss Tylor.

Andy Melton doesn’t need to
search for anything.

Madge’s vagina is disgusting and her ass stinks like a shit box in the woods.

Madge named one of her hard drives Ellsworth after a character from
Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead.

A phone call from Bacon Fox.

Alexyss and Momma talk.

Bacon is going to Chicago for a conference.

Madge hasn’t been outside in two days.

Leopard making noises.

Camille Paglia mentioned David Cerda’s The Birds in her column.

Andy Melton was fat on Ax Madge.

Talking like Wanda Wisdom.

Checking the news.

Who cares about Hillary? Madge is sick of the election.

The Republicans will steal the election again.

If you’re fat and boring then your videocasts are lame.

Democracy Now article on
hate crimes and racist symbolism.

New TV conference report.

Corrente
Wire article.

Generation V for Vagina.

Earthquake in Chile; we care because they’re in our free trade zone.

Al Gore joined Kleiner Perkins, which gave seed money to PodShow.

Greta Van Susteren’s Greta
Wire is posting Benazir Bhutto interview clips as podcasts.

Camille
Paglia‘s mention of The Birds. Camille is represented in the
show.

Camille belongs on Huffington Post with her ego.

Eating.

What is a deus ex machina?

Madge won’t play the presidential address because it’s full of lies.

There’s nothing to talk to about. Everybody’s insane and wants to die.

The Birds makes more sense today after 9/11.

America is over. Democrats are running for dictator.

Music and clips while Madge eats.

Madge wants presents for the 700th show.

Alexyss.

Catching Momma off guard without her pannus cover on.

Madge could host Alexyss’ clyps for her.

Mash-up.

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stick through this one… a nice new song from Amy at the end.

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Show Notes by Enzo Sant’Ella:

Salute the vagina.  No, you didn’t say that.

Rub it.  Lick it.  Scrub it.  Stick it.

Alexyss Tylor/Dr. Liswood techno mix.

Right, right …

Madge is doing this in real time.

Madge is sick with laryngitis.  Get fucked.

Lyps.

Music from some acronymed Sri Lankan.

Gospel music, testifying.

Voicemail from Andy about serving food attractively.

Testicle-fying.

My cousin from Red Bank, New Jersey.

Voicemail from Andy about squirrel dishes.

Whose lyps hurt more than Andy Melton’s?

99999999999999.

Voicemail from Oprah and friends.

Oprah’s minge added Madge on Twitter.

More techno.

Madge wishes she were black.

Subliminal messages: send Madge money; rishey at hotmail dot com is
Madge’s PayPal.

Money honey.

Lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps.

Do you like the way your penis feels rubbing against your pants?  Then
send Madge money.

Lyps lyps lyps.

Don’t send Alexyss Tylor or Mama money—she’ll just spend it on gubment cheese.

Until prolyps do we part.

Extended mash-up.

Leopard sucks.

Amy’s cover of a David Bowie song.

It matter what dick and nut think.

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ugly childe molester

Oma Mess!

show notes by Enzo Sant’ Ella

Skype call to Cheryl from Barfcelona

Cheryl looks somewhat negro (negress?)

The Japanese Miss Cherry Blossom chimes in

Cheryl has sexomnia, which manifests itself during naptime at the daycare

Dr. Liswood on orgasms

The sensation of fullness in the vagina

Techno music mixed with voice messages

Are pink socks a normal thing?

Cheryl’s disgusting pictures of feet—are they from dead people?

Omageil.com means “horny grandma”

Horny grannies are the real girdle queens

Dr. Liswood on “love”

More techno

The listeners will buy Madge and Cheryl memberships for granny porn

Cheryl says “pussy”

Music: Joanna Neswsom

Composing thank-you notes to listeners who buy Cheryl a membership to
Omageil.com

Grannysexforum.com has fake grannies and fisting with baby hands

Cheryl sings

Madge doesn’t feel as mean to Cheryl as she normally is, and has a
problem with that

Prolypse Sashimi—it’s great with wasabi

Is there a maximum age of consent?

Screen capturing granny fisting

Message from Andy; he wants to live in a house with Madge,
Bicyclemark, and Amy, preferably across the hall from Bicyclemark with
easy access to the kitchen.

Fistulas smell

Cheryl pleads the fifth on poop sex

Music: Anstony and the Johrnsons

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