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I wish bloated started with an f or an s something so I could make a hipper looking word out of it like phloated or psyloated. I’ll never be hip. That’s the problem with us Jews, even when we’re famous we’re not hip.

I Shat My Bloat

Ladies, I just shat my bloat in the cleaning woman’s rest room again. All the lentyls I made last night seem to have bloated me up and now left my bodice. Papa, can you hear me?

You know what I hate about Hannukunt? I hate living in the goyish midwest during alienation season. Hannukunt passes by like the wind and none of my goyish coworkers say shit about it. Then it’s time for THEIR fucking holliday and they’re all, “HAPPY HANNUKUNT, MADGE!” I’m like, “FUCK YOU, WHORES!”

Christ, I need a malted.

P.S. Don’t forget my podcast is at
http://feeds.feedburner.com/yeastradio
NOTE: This is an RSS feed which you can paste into your PODCAST browser. If you’re too dumb to figure that out, don’t bother.
DopplerRadio.net has a good one for windows
ipodderx.com has a good one for mac.