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AND ALSO Cheryoil premieres TWO new songs.

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The best part is towards the end, so if you get bored, skip to me screaming (like at around 22:00 or so).

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some show notes:

11:14 Babbs : they are nice but no Nancy Grace
09:14 AuntieVeraCharles : I sent you Good Energy
09:14 TheCursingCat : It snowed ayer in Santa Fe
09:14 tinyrooster : me
09:14 LoopyFruit : I love those pig <censored>
09:14 bwvalentine : which one is the monkey?
09:14 fleshmeatdoll : me
09:14 moopy : I sent positive vibes
09:14 PattyHearst : love em
09:14 TheCursingCat : I wanna squeeze em
09:14 Babbs : they are nice but no Nancy Grace
11:14 doyathink : pointy
11:14 PattyHearst : youre one of my favorites
11:14 AuntieVeraCharles : Patty Hearst, SLAys me
11:14 bwvalentine : orly?
11:15 PattyHearst : raise a fist!
11:15 TheCursingCat : WHISKEY
11:16 AuntieVeraCharles : Urine and semen mix
11:16 LoopyFruit : black currant tea
11:16 TheCursingCat : vera told me she ferments it first
11:16 sharonintampon : yogi bear!
11:16 moopy : ewwwwwwwwwwwww
11:16 bwvalentine : lmao
11:16 doyathink : smarter than the average vera
11:16 bwvalentine : wanna go to a meeting?
11:16 AuntieVeraCharles : Denile
11:16 moopy : aint’ just a river in Egypt
11:16 TheCursingCat : where is valentine?
11:16 sharonintampon : madge is anything BUT anonymous
11:16 AuntieVeraCharles : bw was doing my conscience
11:16 Babbs : Big breasts look better on short women
11:17 TheCursingCat : I wanna meet BW at Geronimo
11:17 bwvalentine : maybe she thinks you’re short?
11:17 sharonintampon : you should put the jellybeans in your bras and eat them during the podcast
11:17 LoopyFruit : two nice flowers are stickin out
11:17 moopy : king?
11:17 sharonintampon : nice lift and separation
11:17 TheCursingCat : how big were your nipples before they chopped em off?
11:17 PattyHearst : fashion has changed
11:17 moopy : Clint Oris
11:17 moopy : great ETS
11:18 AuntieVeraCharles : Needed more Vera
11:18 moopy : Hi Trotskela
11:18 PattyHearst : excellent!!!
11:18 LoopyFruit : CAN’T wait to listen – I downloaded that thang
11:18 moopy : haha
11:18 moopy : I”m going to make toast – be back in a bit
11:18 moopy : get <censored> everyone
11:18 PattyHearst : I had stockholm syndrome
11:18 bwvalentine : i just realized that it downloaded this morning when i was out of the studio
11:18 TheCursingCat : let’s see the lypsestick
11:18 bwvalentine : autodownloader = win
11:19 mindcasturd : trotski, lick it
11:19 TheCursingCat : so cute
11:19 PattyHearst : I agreed with you on ETHS
11:19 PattyHearst : Americans are numb to violence
11:19 PattyHearst : stupid
11:19 TheCursingCat : valenine is all talk and no walk
11:19 bwvalentine : well who can blame us?
11:19 bwvalentine : it’s scary out there
11:19 PattyHearst : yes…agree
11:19 PattyHearst : but i’m rich you know
11:20 TheCursingCat : how rich honaye?
11:20 doyathink : she is a hearst
11:20 TheCursingCat : agrees with madge
11:20 tinyrooster : i seen it
11:20 PattyHearst : have you seen San Simeon, cat?
11:20 sharonintampon : cheryl said she loved it and thanked you
11:20 LoopyFruit : Tracy Ullman is a US citizen now
11:20 TheCursingCat : I havea home in Cambria
11:21 sharonintampon : saw it on twitter
11:21 TheCursingCat : twitter my clitter
11:21 mindcasturd : squished doody in a bottle?
11:21 AuntieVeraCharles : No <censored>
11:21 TheCursingCat : macbook airhead
11:21 yeastradio : !censoroff
11:22 AuntieVeraCharles : Mandy Elton
11:22 TheCursingCat : is trotskula peeing on the sofa??!
11:22 sharonintampon : @vera love it!
11:22 andymelton : !moderateoff
11:22 andymelton : !bot-ff
11:22 andymelton : !censoroff
11:22 sharonintampon : hi andy!
11:22 andymelton : !bot-off
11:22 andymelton : Happy now cunt face?
11:22 mindcasturd : !andymelton off
11:22 TheCursingCat : aw
11:22 andymelton : !mindcasturd suck face
11:22 mindcasturd : lol
11:22 AuntieVeraCharles : He wants DOnations
11:22 mindcasturd : oh, yes, I did suck
11:23 TheCursingCat : he would like my boxer
11:23 mindcasturd : boxers are the best
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : Thank god
11:23 bwvalentine : what does !bot-off do? that’s the first time i’ve seen that one
11:23 sharonintampon : she was on twitter, not talking to me
11:23 mindcasturd : no offence, Trotski
11:23 sharonintampon : madge do you throw like a girl or a lesbean?
11:23 TheCursingCat : mine is named buck and he’s really ‘tarded like wanda
11:24 mindcasturd : lol
11:24 TheCursingCat : softball
11:24 LoopyFruit : gotta runs – later all
11:24 TheCursingCat : bye fruitcake’
11:24 bwvalentine : i wonder what happened to moopy… she was cool
11:24 TheCursingCat : wonder were BW lives…
11:25 sharonintampon : you can eat a few gines for pin money
11:25 TheCursingCat : OMG – hi andy- luv ya- I have fat friends
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : No shit Madge
11:26 TheCursingCat : you can than me
11:26 tinyrooster : valentine’s day
11:26 TheCursingCat : (taking a bow)
11:26 bwvalentine : probably when you threatened to quit doing the show, lol
11:26 TheCursingCat : somebody who loves you honaye
11:26 bwvalentine : lol
11:27 AuntieVeraCharles : Money for pins
11:27 sharonintampon : pin money is spending money for the rich girls
11:27 TheCursingCat : BW is chickenshit
11:27 bwvalentine : i don’t think so
11:27 TheCursingCat : I do
11:27 tinyrooster : i thought it was money for working women–who sewed?
11:27 andymelton : I have a problem
11:27 andymelton : Seriously
11:28 Babbs : Senate just passed a bill to save the housing market
11:28 andymelton : I fall in love with TONS of straight men.
11:28 mindcasturd : we know, andy
11:28 TheCursingCat : sewed up the lyps?
11:28 tinyrooster : pin money, sewing, get it?
11:28 mindcasturd : i’m honored
11:28 sharonintampon : pin money = an allowance to a woman from her husband for clothing and other personal expenses.
11:28 andymelton : I very seriously need to seek counseling for one I’ve had a crush on for 12 years.
11:28 bwvalentine : that’s a pretty old term
11:28 TheCursingCat : how much are you up to andy?
11:28 bwvalentine : i like it
11:28 bwvalentine : haven’t heard it in a while
11:28 sharonintampon : I am an old person
11:29 TheCursingCat : howold
11:29 TheCursingCat : I am old too
11:29 sharonintampon : where is matt blender, he is on twitter now
11:29 AuntieVeraCharles : 16 WONDERFUL audience members
11:29 bwvalentine : everybody click the megaphone under the broadcast… lets get front page
11:29 mindcasturd : doing the best we dan
11:29 sharonintampon : 43
11:29 mindcasturd : can
11:29 TheCursingCat : wow- that is old
11:29 tinyrooster : i’m older
11:29 TheCursingCat : are you fat too honaye?
11:29 sharonintampon : CC- get fucked!
11:30 bwvalentine : he was cute, but just kinda boring
11:30 mindcasturd : 6000 CC of fat
11:30 TheCursingCat : as will if you’ll do it for me
11:30 sharonintampon : matt was matt
11:30 tinyrooster : oh wait, i’m 43 too. i’m so old i don’t keeo track and forget
11:30 bwvalentine : lol
11:30 AuntieVeraCharles : Funny like a tooth extraction
11:30 TheCursingCat : it’s okay tampon- I lie ougars
11:30 TheCursingCat : cougars
11:30 bwvalentine : i guess i missed the humor there. sorry
11:30 sharonintampon : do you have all your original teeth vera?
11:31 TheCursingCat : LOL
11:31 bwvalentine : i wasn’t 100% paying attention yesterday as i was kinda sick
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : yes dear
11:31 bwvalentine : yep
11:31 TheCursingCat : where is BW?
11:31 bwvalentine : me?
11:31 TheCursingCat : I am painter too
11:31 mindcasturd : websike
11:31 bwvalentine : i don’t right now, but i will someday
11:31 sharonintampon : webpsych
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : veraspeaks@blogspot.com
11:31 mindcasturd : really…
11:31 bwvalentine : www.brandywinevalentine.com is as close as i have right now
11:31 mindcasturd : lesbians are so smart
11:31 SteveWrona : Im a photographer. www.clematisimages.com
11:31 andymelton : andymelton.net
11:31 andymelton : techbutter.com
11:31 tinyrooster : insequence.org
11:31 bwvalentine : it’s mostly hobby
11:31 TheCursingCat : valentine is a coward cause she won’t say where she is
11:31 andymelton : andynotandrew.net
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : whoops
11:32 andymelton : deatrophication.com
11:32 mindcasturd : retarded
11:32 andymelton : trekkyandy.com
11:32 bwvalentine : lol, no
11:32 sharonintampon : we all know your site vera podshow.com.com.com
11:32 mindcasturd : all those twinkies
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : verapeaks.blogspot.com
11:32 andymelton : fattrackblog.com
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : www.eatmyflannelpussy.com

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show notes:

08:31 AuntieAmyWinehouse : hello lesbian
08:31 AuntieAmyWinehouse : well hello lesbian is so nice to have you back where you belooooong
08:38 gaycub78 : I love the Carpenters
08:40 AuntieAmyWinehouse : that’s hello dolly mate
10:44 AuntieVeraCharles : Hey! Morning <censored> Missle!
10:44 gaycub78 : did you know that Karen Carpenter’s last meal was a salad at Bob’s Big Boy in LA
10:45 penmissile : morning auntie!
10:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Here for another round huh?
10:45 penmissile : wouldn’t miss it
10:47 penmissile : this is a very interesting show
10:48 AlSharpton : SING OF HAPPY, NOT SAD.
10:48 AuntieVeraCharles : scary
10:48 AuntieVeraCharles : on many levels
10:48 gaycub78 : sing of Madge, not Cheryl
10:48 sharonintampon-1 : I learned this on Sesame Street
10:52 ustreamer-43890 : is this the auntie vera story?
10:52 AuntieVeraCharles : I wish
10:52 AuntieVeraCharles : except the death part
10:52 AuntieVeraCharles : I like the skinny part
10:52 ustreamer-43890 : ha ha ha
10:53 gaycub78 : Karen Carpenter is a better singer than Auntie Vera
10:53 AuntieVeraCharles : quite a bit better
10:53 AlSharpton : Fascism over the body!
10:53 gaycub78 : but i still love you Vera
10:53 AuntieVeraCharles : bless you lovie
10:54 gaycub78 : oh im blessed all right
10:56 yeastradio : oh VERA’s the POPE! She gets to BLESS people!
10:56 gaycub78 : so how many Karen Carpenters would fit into Andy Melton?
10:56 AuntieVeraCharles : Get <censored> <censored>
10:56 AuntieVeraCharles : Go with god
10:57 AlSharpton : I’m a minister.
10:58 penmissile : <censored>!
10:59 MyEvilTwin : I came in late. Has Madge been on at all?
10:59 AuntieVeraCharles : not yet
11:00 MyEvilTwin : Okay. But she will?
11:00 AuntieVeraCharles : We all can hope
11:00 MyEvilTwin : Okay.
11:01 MyEvilTwin : There she is!
11:01 gaycub78 : there she is
11:01 MyEvilTwin : Hiya
11:01 AuntieVeraCharles : Babs on barbs
11:01 gaycub78 : Madge, I love your pearls
11:02 Dude2008 : it’s so nice to have a morning show
11:03 bnate : i have a human sexuality test i’ve not studied for in an hour and 40 minutes. what am i doing? watching this…it’s a good life
11:03 gaycub78 : <censored> it out
11:04 AuntieVeraCharles : soft pallet
11:04 AuntieVeraCharles : PRAISE GOD
11:04 AuntieVeraCharles : I was good
11:04 MyEvilTwin : Yeah. Especially for those of us who are in Europe. 11pm in Chicago is 6am in continental Europe
11:04 sharonintampon-1 : what!
11:05 sharonintampon-1 : I was working!
11:05 AlSharpton : That’s racist.
11:06 MyEvilTwin : What’s racist?
11:06 bnate : Temporary NEgro Storage unit
11:06 AuntieVeraCharles : Put ice in it
11:06 brian_royaloak : MORNING MADGE
11:06 MyEvilTwin : My brain must have censored that out.
11:06 wh175 : Madge, belated birthday wishes
11:07 brian_royaloak : you look HOT today madge!
11:07 Penmissile : what are you drinking?
11:07 wh175 : HAWT!
11:07 MyEvilTwin : Nice
11:07 AlSharpton : That is one of my favorite films.
11:08 brian_royaloak : ME TOO
11:08 brian_royaloak : FAR FROM HEVAN?
11:08 AlSharpton : The Hours
11:08 brian_royaloak : HEAVEN
11:08 brian_royaloak : NO AL
11:08 AlSharpton : Who knows
11:09 AlSharpton : 299,995
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : Yeah….uh huh….have you seen my bills?
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : No you haven’t
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : <censored>
11:09 bnate : What do you think will be the aftermath of the gov. buying out bear sterns?
11:10 gaycub78 : Cheryl is here
11:10 CherylMerkowski : BLAHO
11:10 brian_royaloak : THANK GOD SHE’S NOT!
11:10 CherylMerkowski : LETS SEE THE VIDEO PLZ
11:10 brian_royaloak : ugh
11:10 brian_royaloak : now she is
11:10 CherylMerkowski : no i have to leave in a min honaye
11:10 CherylMerkowski : call my cell then <censored>
11:10 CherylMerkowski : i can talk for only a min or two
11:10 CherylMerkowski : <censored>
11:10 CherylMerkowski : <censored>
11:10 CherylMerkowski : i even posted a new showgrum for u
11:10 andymelton : !moderateoff
11:10 andymelton : !censoroff
11:11 CherylMerkowski : CUNT
11:11 bnate : fine whore
11:11 andymelton : !madgeoff
11:11 CherylMerkowski : osollie
11:11 CherylMerkowski : no
11:11 AlSharpton : Yes
11:11 MyEvilTwin : Cheryl: Say hi to Wanda.
11:12 CherylMerkowski : sure
11:12 CherylMerkowski : but i am meeting someone for lunch
11:12 bnate : mostly
11:12 CherylMerkowski : HURRY UP CUNT
11:12 CherylMerkowski : u know my cell phone
11:12 CherylMerkowski : jesus
11:13 CookieThernbaun : retads make good lovers
11:13 AuntieVeraCharles : drool
11:13 gaycub78 : Wanda is a goddess
11:13 brian_royaloak : madge will you conduct a funeral for my crotch yeast? it is gone!
11:14 Jaime-4392 : bonjour lyps
11:14 Loopy-Fruit : What a lovely chack room
11:14 MyEvilTwin : People often think I’m a retard, even though I’m not. It’s just because I have a physical handicap so they assume it must be mental too
11:14 AlSharpton : WHOA
11:14 AlSharpton : WHOAAA
11:14 Penmissile : this goes well with breakfast
11:15 AlSharpton : Dr. Phil? We’re good friends.
11:15 bwvalentine : how long are we going to listen to this?
11:15 Loopy-Fruit : what’s in your breasts today, Madge
11:15 Jaime-4392 : what’s with the sport bottle for the teas
11:15 Jaime-4392 : ?
11:16 CookieThernbaun : sounds messy honay…
11:16 bwvalentine : i’ll be back in 10 minutes because honestly, who can stomache this shit?
11:16 bnate : …riveting
11:16 Loopy-Fruit : is that the green teas
11:16 Jaime-4392 : why does this shit always starts early
11:16 CookieThernbaun : he knows the trick
11:16 MyEvilTwin : It can be achieved through editing!
11:17 AlSharpton : Focus on the squirting.
11:17 Jaime-4392 : squirt 101
11:17 MyEvilTwin : Green tea? Looks brown to me.
11:17 CookieThernbaun : squirts and smells
11:17 AuntieVeraCharles : Cheryl’s pimpin’
11:17 Jaime-4392 : it’s trotsky’s urine
11:17 Penmissile : the one with the drunk dialer?
11:17 bnate : can u turn cheryl up a lil?
11:18 Jaime-4392 : the wiccan WHite lions
11:18 steveh : why are the comments off on your latest pogrum CHERYL?
11:18 steveh : stupid bitch
11:18 Jaime-4392 : work the thing!
11:19 Jaime-4392 : put it on your lapse!
11:19 MyEvilTwin : Is Cheryl still a tanoholic?
11:19 CookieThernbaun : that’s hot
11:19 gaycub78 : works for D.I.C.K.
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : don’t do that MADGE
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I know
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I don’t hate
11:19 Jaime-4392 : who doesn’t
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m not a hater
11:20 MyEvilTwin : Does Cheryl still sleep on the tanning bed?
11:20 bnate : Madge, have you seen Jill Scott’s “hate on me hater,” it’s very femme: she talks about her womb diamonds and her peaches makin’ a peach pie
11:21 wh175 : rosebud!
11:21 Jaime-4392 : she’s turning 25
11:21 Jaime-4392 : again
11:21 yeastradio : http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2211/2383130085_2abc40c663_o.jpg
11:21 MyEvilTwin : lol
11:22 yeastradio : http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2383935106_211ef82a9a_o.jpg
11:22 brian_royaloak : that man looks like he would have diabettes toes
11:22 MyEvilTwin : Was that Cheryl’s dad?
11:22 sharonintampon-1 : cheryl’s birthday isn’t until june
11:22 Jaime-4392 : it says homicide soup under ham on the bone!
11:22 wh175 : maybe she’s off her meds
11:22 AuntieVeraCharles : You have swollen tissue from snoring
11:22 bnate : gotta go shower and take a test. Madge, talk about Bear Sterns being cum fuckpigs. Love, get fucked
11:23 Penmissile : she just needs a good prolapse
11:23 bwvalentine : maybe it has something to do with the high poop content
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : you may, but more swollen tissue
11:23 brian_royaloak : madge will you conduct a funeral for my crotch yeast? it is gone!
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : whore
11:23 Penmissile :
11:23 brian_royaloak : ha ha
11:24 bnate : back off bitch
11:24 Jaime-4392 : black people huolderst
11:25 Jaime-4392 : slow roasted lapse
11:25 bnate : ho needs a manicure
11:25 bicyclemark : howdy mayge
11:25 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy parodied gold
11:25 bicyclemark : yays
11:25 moopy : Humina humina
11:25 moopy : Hi Madgey
11:26 moopy : Sorry I haven’t been around
11:26 bicyclemark : netty poc
11:26 sharonintampon-1 : vera can’t blow her nose and she is never that gross
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : ?
11:26 bicyclemark : greetings from berlins
11:26 bwvalentine : i think you’re addicted
11:26 Dude2008 : some squirt from the vag…you squirt from the nose
11:26 CookieThernbaun : your getting a sinus infection
11:26 MyEvilTwin : Didn’t know The Onion had a printed version too.
11:26 Jaime-4392 : any time is netty poc time
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : Uh oh
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : look out
11:26 bwvalentine : “i’m not addicted, i can stop any time i want”
11:26 bicyclemark : poc that shit.
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : she’s gonna kick
11:26 sharonintampon-1 : I’ve never seen it,
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : DON”T DO IT
11:26 AlSharpton : Do it.
11:26 bicyclemark : poc it!
11:26 Jaime-4392 : no
11:26 Jaime-4392 : no
11:26 Jaime-4392 : no
11:26 MyEvilTwin : Go for it!
11:26 bicyclemark : AL sharpton is here!
11:26 gaycub78 : i love Neti Pot
11:27 brian_royaloak : I DID MY FIRST NETTIE POT AT THE DOCTORS MONDAY
11:27 AlSharpton : Yes, my son.
11:27 brian_royaloak : loved it!
11:27 Jaime-4392 : oy vey smear
11:27 Penmissile : video qaulity high?
11:27 bicyclemark : Is he wearing a track suit.. mr sharpton?
11:27 sharonintampon-1 : what if one boob hangs lower than the other?
11:27 bicyclemark : perfectly normal
11:27 bicyclemark : al shaprton
11:27 Jaime-4392 : oy vey sssmear
11:27 MyEvilTwin : Fullständigt normalt
11:27 bicyclemark : SIEL!
11:27 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m going to get breakfast….I’ll be back
11:27 Jaime-4392 : me too
11:27 AlSharpton : I am in a burgundy velour ensemble. With epaulettes.
11:28 Jaime-4392 : what are yoiu getting?
11:28 Jaime-4392 : auntie
11:28 AuntieVeraCharles : Egg beaters and toast
11:28 bicyclemark : You learned how to dress from James Brown.. didnt you mr shaprton?
11:28 Jaime-4392 : yum yum
11:28 AlSharpton : He learned how to dress from ME.
11:28 bicyclemark : well thats just not true
11:28 bicyclemark : I spoke to you when I worked at the voice
11:28 bicyclemark : you toll me the opposite. I AM OUTRAGED
11:28 AlSharpton : Were you in Harlem in the 1960s?
11:29 bicyclemark : No. East Village 2001
11:29 bicyclemark : anyway Im a big fan.
11:29 AlSharpton : Then don’t step up to this. I’ll take you down like I did with Imus.
11:29 AlSharpton : Thank you.
11:29 AlSharpton : I am a fan of yours.
11:29 bicyclemark : Did EYE-Mus get a new job?
11:30 bicyclemark : oh al sharpton likes my poc-cast
11:30 CookieThernbaun : yes at wabc in new York
11:30 bicyclemark : Madge- I just interviewed the guy from pirate bay
11:30 bicyclemark : YES he’s here
11:30 bicyclemark : YEs
11:30 bicyclemark : Tomorrow
11:30 bicyclemark : I just left him
11:30 ustreamer-42039 : are u drinking pee, madge?
11:30 bicyclemark : with his hot girlfriend
11:31 bicyclemark : YES
11:31 bicyclemark : there’s a waste-cancer interview going on next to me
11:31 bicyclemark : the robert scoble of germany is next to me
11:31 Penmissile : don’t they make looots of money?
11:31 bicyclemark : Can you hear me now?
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : sadly yes
11:32 bwvalentine : why are we broadcasting this?
11:32 CookieThernbaun : this is going to be pretty
11:32 bicyclemark : POC POC POC POC
11:32 gaycub78 : this is so sexy
11:32 bicyclemark : NEEEEEEEEETIIII
11:32 sharonintampon-1 : I think I might gag
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : goes good with my cereal
11:32 Penmissile : LOL
11:32 CookieThernbaun : now thats talent…
11:32 bicyclemark : Off camera she neti pocs her vagine.
11:32 Loopy-Fruit : OMG – I have the same Neti pot, Madge! It’s dishwasher safe
11:32 CookieThernbaun : you should have your own podcast…
11:33 gaycub78 : love the drips
11:33 tvindy : Is that the nosepot?
11:33 gaycub78 : squirt it out
11:33 MyEvilTwin : Nice
11:33 Loopy-Fruit : We’re Neti sistas
11:33 CookieThernbaun : that was very wanda wisdumb
11:33 bicyclemark : clean-ax
11:33 bicyclemark : que
11:34 bicyclemark : cheryl neti pocs her stoma
11:34 Dude2008 : isn’t that netti water in the water bottle?
11:34 Loopy-Fruit : Okay – gotta go eat my lunch now
11:34 AlSharpton : Punky Brewster drank her own urine.
11:35 Penmissile : *mute*
11:35 andymelton : I’m eating meat loaf.
11:35 MyEvilTwin : It would be port.
11:35 CookieThernbaun : nostrel porn…
11:35 Dude2008 : sounds like a cat on a hot tin roof
11:35 andymelton : Cookie, you can’t take it with you.
11:36 bicyclemark : girdle spillovers
11:36 CookieThernbaun : snorts and spells
11:36 bicyclemark : towards the ceiling
11:36 AuntieVeraCharles : Port Left Starboard Right
11:36 bicyclemark : I do yogurt I know now
11:36 sharonintampon-1 : she does look like a ship in that dress
11:36 MyEvilTwin : If you face forward in a boat, starboard is right and port is left.
11:37 Jaime-4392 : don’t netti pok on my paradeeeeee
11:37 Dude2008 : easy way to remember – port and left have the same number of letters
11:37 bicyclemark : so in politics news … Rupert Murdoch’s daughter is raisin $ for obama
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : swollen tissue
11:37 tvindy : Is that urine?
11:37 Jaime-4392 : trotsky’s
11:37 sharonintampon-1 : right, swollen and irritated from too much netty poc
11:38 bicyclemark : I called your ass.
11:38 Jaime-4392 : blaque people holder!
11:38 andymelton : I can send you pots of chili, soup and meat loaves.
11:38 bicyclemark : right right
11:38 Jaime-4392 : yeah right, like you won’t eat them before
11:39 bicyclemark : Im workin on it
11:39 sharonintampon-1 : andy, how are you going to get it to the post office?
11:39 bicyclemark : She arrives next week from Botswana
11:39 Jaime-4392 : in a box
11:39 AuntieVeraCharles : That was a GOOD one
11:39 CookieThernbaun : you need some KFC ho
11:40 tvindy : yummy
11:40 bicyclemark : long john silvers
11:40 CookieThernbaun : 2.99
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : High Fructose will KILL YOU
11:40 Jaime-4392 : twice
11:41 sharonintampon-1 : wow! I am amazing!
11:41 Penmissile : next in line please
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : 1200
11:41 sharonintampon-1 : you need some nipples madge
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : ROFL
11:41 gaycub78 : squeaky titties
11:41 Jaime-4392 : same happens with my man boobs
11:41 ustreamer-42039 : werk iiiit
11:41 sharonintampon-1 : mine don’t squeak
11:41 simp : me neither
11:41 sharonintampon-1 : cancer squeaks?
11:41 bicyclemark : madge I got that magazine here with the finger print of the german interior minister… its cool
11:41 tvindy : That’s where she keeps her mice.
11:42 Jaime-4392 : lol
11:42 tvindy : I see Chauncy.
11:42 bicyclemark : what? chauncy?
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : Troksy
11:42 tvindy : oh, sorry. The other dog.
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : IN the depths
11:42 bicyclemark : your vagina
11:43 bicyclemark : administative shit you cant talk about
11:43 CookieThernbaun : germany
11:43 tvindy : Trotsky
11:43 bicyclemark : YES
11:43 bnate : I cou ld tell you about the lesbian experience i had with Father O’Riely’s wife CeCe at the Church banquet in Nurth North Dakota.
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : He doesn’t want it it smells like nipple
11:44 bicyclemark : yeah its a cool piece of film that you can feel the texture
11:44 MyEvilTwin : I see dead dogs
11:44 Penmissile : o rly?
11:44 bicyclemark : Im going to podcast with the girl whos putting together the magazine on sunday
11:44 bicyclemark : hunger strike
11:44 bnate : no, andy will go on an exercise strike
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : You need more ICE
11:45 CookieThernbaun : demi moore uses the leeches to get rid of the toxins
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes to keep it cold
11:45 bnate : body thetans
11:45 MyEvilTwin : How very medieval of her.
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : I gotta pee
11:46 tvindy : Water is valid, though.
11:46 Penmissile : throw some leeches on your vagina
11:46 CookieThernbaun : toxin cleansing is big money
11:46 CookieThernbaun : very podshow
11:46 andymelton : Kate Mulgrew is in a film about the trials at Guantanamo.
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : lol penis misle
11:46 MyEvilTwin : You might as well spend a moment in a sauna
11:46 andymelton : They’re recording it now.
11:47 olavi : http://wwww.jns.fi/museokoulu/kokokuva/kansanperinne/isot_kuvat/kuppaus.html
11:47 olavi : this is how we do it in finland
11:47 tvindy : nephrology?
11:47 bnate : no, but the number 1 buzz kill is dehydration darling…take that into account
11:48 CookieThernbaun : all those vitamins are bad for you too
11:48 MyEvilTwin : We do it in Sweden too. But ‘Sauna’ is a Finnish word on the other hand.
11:49 tvindy : Interesting.
11:49 ustreamer-77593 : nephrology – treatment and diagnosis of kidney disease.
11:49 olavi : do you have old ladies sucking your blood in sweden?
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : Coffee Yes ..Coffee no…Carbs yes…Carbs no….Wateryes….Water no…and on and on and on
11:49 Penmissile : Dr. Goldfarb is thristy.
11:49 andymelton : Ooops, I was wrong, they’re not recording it now but they recorded it in 3 days in February.
11:49 MyEvilTwin : No, we call them vampires and they come in booth sexes.
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : WHore
11:49 CookieThernbaun : this is very al gore
11:50 veritablevirgo : I’m with ya, Auntie Vera!!
11:50 simp : sweating clears toxins IF the kidneys are malfunctioning
11:50 CookieThernbaun : lol
11:50 CookieThernbaun : you die without kidneys
11:50 MyEvilTwin : But I don’t think vampire would survive sScandinavian summers.
11:50 CookieThernbaun : hello
11:50 veritablevirgo : nutrition and fitness wisdom is subject to fads.
11:50 AuntBeaArthur : the sun doesn’t set
11:50 MyEvilTwin : Yes.
11:50 bnate : haha
11:50 AuntieVeraCharles : he’s gonna get kicked
11:51 veritablevirgo : the urine is too bright, maybe?
11:51 MyEvilTwin : No. I was chatting with Olavi
11:51 bnate : I could tell you about my lesbian experiences with CE CE O’brien
11:51 tvindy : Vampires drink blood rather than water.
11:51 AuntieVeraCharles : I have toWHORE
11:51 brian_royaloak : how about we discuss the REDICULOUS amount of money spent on US Campaigns
11:51 CookieThernbaun : lesbian mofia scares the hell ouuta me
11:51 sharonintampon : “I don’t drink water. Fish fuck in water.”
11:51 Penmissile : vera DDOS’d you
11:52 CookieThernbaun : smeely twats
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : what the fuck does that mean
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : ddos?
11:52 Penmissile : denail of service attack
11:52 bwvalentine : aw
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : oy
11:52 veritablevirgo : that’s scary madge
11:52 bwvalentine : i want one of those
11:52 tvindy : Trotsky wants his toys back.
11:52 wh175 : the lesbian mafia will break into your house and steal your bowling balls
11:52 ustreamer-42039 : call in Vera
11:53 AuntieVeraCharles : gonna pee…
11:53 veritablevirgo : hi Wanda
11:53 brian_royaloak : wanTURD!
11:53 gaycub78 : I love my Wanda
11:53 MyEvilTwin : Hi Wanda
11:53 bwvalentine : yay, show saved by the wander
11:54 AlSharpton : Yes, and Pelosi allowed her partner to fly with her.
11:54 brian_royaloak : here’s a video pf a political reporter calling hillary and ferraro a whore
11:54 brian_royaloak : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/03/air-america-host-randi-rh_n_94863.html
11:54 Jaime-4392 : i’m back, with a cheese omelette and untoasted bread
11:54 sharonintampon : now they are talking about politics, blah
11:54 veritablevirgo : the government is f**kd
11:54 bicyclemark : dont be hard on them.. us gov has no money.
11:54 simp : I know we’ve moved on from sweating, but… http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/03/science/03qna.html?partner=rssnyt&emc=rss
11:54 bicyclemark : tightening that belt
11:55 sharonintampon : until the next exception
11:55 veritablevirgo : would they extend that courtesy to heterosexual partners?
11:56 AuntieVeraCharles : This is a surprise?
11:56 bnate : Why wont one of these candidates just say “gay marriage” what they lost with the evangelical, they’d get more over from the queer side wouldn’t they?
11:56 AuntBeaArthur : lesbians are often terrorists
11:56 bicyclemark : and they do lighting
11:56 ustreamer-42039 : Who it belong to?
11:56 Jaime-4392 : yesssss
11:56 simp : yes!!
11:56 sharonintampon : not that’s a good idea!
11:56 Jaime-4392 : yeeeeesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:56 bnate : she’d be the full time moderator
11:56 brian_royaloak : or rotate the 3rd person
11:56 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes
11:56 veritablevirgo : madge, wanda, vera, rillz and lady raptastic need to do a show
11:56 brian_royaloak : like you did at the end
11:56 Jaime-4392 : shit
11:57 bnate : Vera that would be splendiforous
11:57 Jaime-4392 : she’s on like donkey kong
11:57 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m not a regular on Big Fatty
11:57 sharonintampon : nor a regular big fatty
11:57 sharonintampon : what do you do 9-5, wanda?
11:57 Jaime-4392 : inside her winebago
11:57 AuntieVeraCharles : 7 hours
11:57 bnate : bringing ETHS back is brilliant
11:57 ustreamer-42039 : 45 min
11:58 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes
11:58 bnate : Holiday
11:58 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m honored
11:58 MyEvilTwin : I started listening to Yeast Radio because of ETHS
11:58 bnate : celebrate
11:58 veritablevirgo : Kool Vera
11:58 tvindy : Is Eat This Hot Show back?
11:58 bnate : ETHS RETURNS! today on Yeast Radio!
11:58 ustreamer-42039 : Until everyone got banned
11:58 AuntieVeraCharles : HOld please
11:58 andymelton : cunt
11:58 sharonintampon : But what about her photo?
11:59 Jaime-4392 : at this hotugly
11:59 sharonintampon : And she has talent and manners
11:59 sharonintampon : and her CUNTscience
11:59 Jaime-4392 : but he won’t like the idea of the show coming back
11:59 Jaime-4392 : since he was a part of the show
11:59 veritablevirgo : madge, lost for words? is the world coming to an end?
12:00 brian_royaloak : that aint the only short list he is on!
12:00 bwvalentine : fausto? what happened with fausto??
12:00 bwvalentine : i love him!
12:00 bnate : The return birth of the show
12:00 tvindy : Fausto is insane.
12:00 Jaime-4392 : he’s a potato
12:00 veritablevirgo : fausto? is that the fausto from feast of fools?
12:00 sharonintampon : bwahahaha
12:01 bwvalentine : he’s adorable!
12:01 ustreamer-42039 : Vera is still drunk
12:01 bnate : wanda’s gonna turn a bitch again
12:01 Jaime-4392 : oh, that’s true, now it is 2 positives and one negative
12:01 Jaime-4392 : not hte other way around
12:01 bwvalentine : lol
12:01 ustreamer-42039 : And her gine
12:01 Dude2008 : wanda has a snotty heart?
12:01 veritablevirgo : nice tit
12:01 MyEvilTwin : Fausto and Mark was originally on ETHS, but there was some disagreement and they left.
12:01 sharonintampon : how would you know, you don’t listen to her
12:01 MyEvilTwin : Or was kicked off.
12:02 ustreamer-42039 : That’s a hot 3-some
12:02 sharonintampon : can ETHS be a live stream too?
12:02 Jaime-4392 : they said that ragan was evil because he was rapped
12:02 bnate : Talk Hillarys role right now
12:02 veritablevirgo : but tight is better
12:02 bnate : hot topics!
12:02 ustreamer-22815 : what about cheryl?
12:02 andymelton : fuck, mary, kill
12:02 sharonintampon : not everyone who was raped turns evil
12:02 sharonintampon : please stop fuck, marry, kill
12:03 Jaime-4392 : according to mark/fausto, they do
12:03 tvindy : o more fuck, marry, kill!
12:03 veritablevirgo : that would require cheryl
12:03 sharonintampon : union scabs?
12:03 tvindy : I meant NO more fuck marry kill.
12:03 steveh : vaginal yeast
12:03 Jaime-4392 : netti pok
12:03 ustreamer-42039 : fisting
12:03 veritablevirgo : panus stapling
12:03 tvindy : spacedocking
12:03 sharonintampon : how about a topic jar and pick a new one each week?
12:04 ustreamer-42039 : footing maybe
12:04 veritablevirgo : no
12:04 andymelton : meta meta meta meta
12:04 AuntBeaArthur : lesbian terrorism
12:04 veritablevirgo : andy go eat something
12:04 ustreamer-42039 : That was a bore
12:04 andymelton : INFORMATION WEEK FUCK FACE
12:04 wh175 : lgbt envirenments in different regions in the us
12:04 sharonintampon : maybe let andy do a bible feature
12:04 bnate : and you have forty viewers
12:04 sharonintampon : let cheryl do a poop feature
12:05 veritablevirgo : meta tags in webwork
12:05 ustreamer-42039 : We can talk about who’s lypse is bigger: Madge, Wanturd or Vera
12:05 andymelton : Meta = Talking about podcasting while podcasting.
12:05 sharonintampon : nounshort for meta key .adjective(of a creative work) referring to itself or to the conventions of its genre; self-referential.ORIGIN 1980s: from meta- in the sense [beyond] .
12:05 Penmissile : <meta> whore </meta>
12:05 MyEvilTwin : The Stargate SG-1 episode “Wormhole X-Treme” is very meta
12:05 Jaime-4392 : at this hot meta
12:05 bnate : talk about everyone’s favorite drink
12:05 Jaime-4392 : at
12:05 sharonintampon : wanda might get a word in with these two whores
12:05 Jaime-4392 : eat
12:05 bnate : get Amy Goodman
12:05 wh175 : lady bunny gets nailed all the time
12:06 ustreamer-42039 : Coffee with Baileys, Vera?
12:06 Jaime-4392 : mark and fausto!
12:06 ustreamer-42039 :
12:06 veritablevirgo : 3 parts liquer 1 part coffee?
12:06 bnate : Nancy Pelosi
12:06 bwvalentine : get mark and fausto… they’re awesome
12:06 Penmissile : what will you call the showgrum?
12:06 Jaime-4392 : yeah1
12:06 brian_royaloak : YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED THIS IS MAKING ME MADGE!!
12:06 Jaime-4392 : at this hot cunt
12:06 tvindy : I’d love to see George Bush on the show.
12:06 brian_royaloak : same feed and everything?
12:07 ustreamer-22815 : tell us when you do it so we re-subscribe again
12:07 veritablevirgo : you could spend the whole show teaching Bush how to pronounce “nuclear”
12:07 Jaime-4392 : new quelar
12:07 bwvalentine : lol, the view
12:07 veritablevirgo : tivo the view
12:07 sharonintampon : I am so glad I started listening again
12:08 gaycub78 : i love all three of them
12:08 sharonintampon : madge loves vera so hard it hurts the rest of us
12:08 tvindy : I love gay coffee.
12:08 sharonintampon : wanda @ g-spot
12:09 AlSharpton : lavender
12:09 ustreamer-42039 : lavander
12:09 ustreamer-42039 : or e
12:09 bwvalentine : i thought it was spelled lavendar
12:09 bwvalentine : i guess i’m dumb
12:09 sharonintampon : give wanda a drink!
12:09 AlSharpton : magazine
12:09 Jaime-4392 : is this indicative of what the show will be?
12:09 sharonintampon : of course, it will be a train wreck
12:09 AlSharpton : auntieveracharlesgmailcom@gmail.com?
12:09 MyEvilTwin : Gay coffee?
12:10 ustreamer-22815 : didn’t minneapolis get super fast internet i read that somewhere
12:10 sharonintampon : funny al
12:10 MyEvilTwin : I was away from the computer for a while
12:10 sharonintampon : a topic jar!
12:10 ustreamer-42039 : I like that!
12:10 tvindy : Gay coffee is what they sell at the gay coffeeshop.
12:10 ustreamer-42039 : Maybe a hat?
12:10 MyEvilTwin : Like the PNS Explosion conversation hat?
12:10 ustreamer-42039 : Topic hat
12:10 sharonintampon : a topic gine
12:11 Jaime-4392 : a topic mastectomy boob
12:11 brian_royaloak : NO MADGE
12:11 brian_royaloak : IT SHULD JUST BE YOU GUYS
12:11 Penmissile : that’d get messy
12:11 Jaime-4392 : brian?
12:11 sharonintampon : please don’t edit the show
12:11 brian_royaloak : it was more fun with 3 regulars and a rotating guest
12:11 brian_royaloak : I MISS ETHS!
12:11 sharonintampon : hold, please
12:12 veritablevirgo : a motor home tour across the U.S. and a podcast
12:12 tvindy : It’s fat free
12:12 sharonintampon : now he is
12:12 Jaime-4392 : Auntie verAA
12:12 sharonintampon : I suggested that RV tour years ago.
12:12 brian_royaloak : i’m going to see wand-turd for pride!!
12:12 sharonintampon : Vera’s only has one bed
12:13 veritablevirgo : all the merrier
12:13 MyEvilTwin : Does she need more than one?
12:13 sharonintampon : isn’t she on dial up?
12:13 Jaime-4392 : when is the frst show, people?
12:13 sharonintampon : .com .com.com
12:13 wh175 : @podshow.podshow.com
12:13 ustreamer-42039 : Next Wednasty, Jamie
12:14 Jaime-4392 : cumonpodshowspeaksveracomshow.pod
12:14 sharonintampon : yes, let’s see her face!
12:14 sharonintampon : madame
12:14 brian_royaloak : same song? i love that song
12:14 sharonintampon : looks just like madame
12:14 bnate : gotta go, love you all. Wonderful to hear that ETHS is back! LOVE TO WANDA and VERA! Get fucked madge
12:14 Penmissile : biii
12:14 steveh : looking forward to that
12:15 veritablevirgo : will the show be on Ustream
12:15 ustreamer-22815 : tell us so we resubscribe
12:15 sharonintampon : squeaky boobs
12:15 bnate : will you do it on ustream/
12:15 Jaime-4392 : yeah, will it be the same ETHS on itunes?
12:15 MyEvilTwin : Look forward to it, but I’m gonna miss Ragan
12:15 bwvalentine : MONKEY BOOBS!
12:15 veritablevirgo : madge’s automastectomy
12:15 sharonintampon : madge, that is an awesome bra to make that doll so smooth
12:15 Jaime-4392 : yeah, back to your roots
12:15 veritablevirgo : that would be better
12:16 MyEvilTwin : You will use the same podcast feed as before?
12:16 sharonintampon : poor madge, her family couldn’t afford orthadonture
12:17 veritablevirgo : vera is tech challenged
12:17 Penmissile : get a cheap dynamic vera
12:17 sharonintampon : but ragan was LOUD and obnoxious
12:17 veritablevirgo : her pc almost imploded last year
12:17 wh175 : Magde, what mic do you reccomend?
12:17 MyEvilTwin : That’s why I love Ragan
12:17 veritablevirgo : stevia tastes like licorice
12:18 wh175 : Madge, what mic do you recommend?
12:18 wh175 : skype mostly
12:18 Penmissile : Dynamic mics
12:18 wh175 : no
12:18 AlSharpton : The Blue snowball.
12:18 wh175 : thank you
12:18 AlSharpton : Yes. $99.
12:19 ustreamer-42039 : What about music mics, Madge?
12:19 ustreamer-33077 : Hello Huny!
12:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I gotta shit so BAD
12:20 ustreamer-33077 : Hey Auntie! I am in Ventura!
12:20 Penmissile : relieve the bowels
12:20 AuntieVeraCharles : Wow…We go there all the time
12:20 AuntieVeraCharles : We store our RV there
12:20 Jaime-4392 : he can say the intro!
12:20 ustreamer-33077 : Come up and see me some time- my man is director of tourism
12:21 Jaime-4392 : i want the first show to be about amy winehouse
12:21 AlSharpton : Oprah and Gayle already did that.
12:21 ustreamer-42039 : A TOUR!
12:21 ustreamer-33077 : a 3 hour tour
12:21 Jaime-4392 : yo soy la pequeña amy ginhose
12:21 bwvalentine : ask her about her deformative skin condition
12:21 Jaime-4392 : me gustan los vicios
12:21 gaycub78 : Alexis Tylor?
12:21 ustreamer-33077 : how do I make a user ID!?!?!? GODDAMMIT!
12:22 veritablevirgo : or a nursing home?
12:22 Jaime-4392 : (/nick)
12:22 AuntBeaArthur : Charo still looks like she did on 1978 Love Boat
12:22 Jaime-4392 : ayayay, caliente!
12:22 veritablevirgo : plastic surgery baby
12:22 ustreamer-42039 : I’d cream if Charo would be on
12:22 ustreamer-42039 : OMG AMY
12:22 bwvalentine : that’d be SO awesome
12:22 brian_royaloak : AMY SEDARIS WOULD BE AWESOME!!!
12:23 ustreamer-33077 : lick your necklace madge
12:23 veritablevirgo : logitech headset I use with propaganda software works well. Its a stereo USB headset, and maybe cost me about $49 at Staples
12:23 ustreamer-33077 : then can I be your trick?
12:23 Penmissile : yeah
12:23 ustreamer-42039 : Cant hat be used for music, Veritable?
12:23 veritablevirgo : how rude
12:24 veritablevirgo : not a dancing monkey
12:24 Penmissile : no, it’s because i forgot the
12:24 Penmissile :
12:24 Jaime-4392 : you didn’t marry a monkey
12:24 ustreamer-42039 : You’re a strong black woman, Madge
12:24 veritablevirgo : Vera’s conscience is still hung over
12:24 Jaime-4392 : chris cocker!
12:25 Penmissile : shirley q liquor!
12:25 ustreamer-42039 : Fuck him.
12:25 Penmissile : get shirley q liquor
12:25 veritablevirgo : ru paul
12:25 MyEvilTwin : The play is the thing wherein we’ll catch the conscience of Vera
12:25 ustreamer-22815 : why
12:25 Jaime-4392 : hagatha, as a correspondant
12:25 Penmissile : tell your mama i said how ya doin
12:25 ustreamer-42039 : Kathy Griffin
12:25 Jaime-4392 : CHER CHER CHER!
12:25 MyEvilTwin : But now it didn’t rhyme
12:25 veritablevirgo : a non-media whore
12:26 ustreamer-33077 : how about Joyce Dewitt?
12:26 bwvalentine : me!
12:26 bwvalentine : jk
12:26 ustreamer-42039 : Margaret Cho would be cool
12:26 ustreamer-71012 : joy bahar
12:26 ustreamer-42039 : Maybe a Z-Lister celeb
12:26 Penmissile : what’s wrong with shirley madge?
12:26 bwvalentine : well… feast of fools doesn’t have issues
12:26 Jaime-4392 : th efeast of fools had margareth cho
12:26 ustreamer-33077 : She’s myneighbor
12:26 Jaime-4392 : and kathy griffin
12:26 ustreamer-33077 : seriously
12:27 bwvalentine : publicity
12:27 MyEvilTwin : Minimum salary
12:27 veritablevirgo : a pay scale
12:27 veritablevirgo : is joyce dewitt still alive
12:27 ustreamer-42039 : I thought you got paid to be on a show? Had no idea about the scale.
12:27 ustreamer-33077 : I see her all the time
12:27 gaycub78 : Shirley Hemphill is dead
12:27 Jaime-4392 : thel merman’s dead carcass
12:28 ustreamer-33077 : she’s a neighbor- you would never recognize her in person :-X
12:28 Jaime-4392 : Ethel
12:28 AlSharpton : Linda Blair
12:28 AuntBeaArthur : do a golden girls reunion minus Estelle
12:28 Dude2008 : charles nelson reilly’s pipe?
12:28 veritablevirgo : shirley died 12/10/99
12:28 bwvalentine : what about, like, amanda steinstein?
12:28 Jaime-4392 : lol
12:28 Jaime-4392 : miss ronnie
12:28 ustreamer-42039 : LoL
12:28 ustreamer-22815 : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DNnLGJb8Ak
12:28 ustreamer-33077 : oh my
12:28 Jaime-4392 : i’m kidding!
12:28 bicyclemark : Ima go eat goodnight ladies. guy from Miro is coming along.
12:28 Jaime-4392 : kick bwvalentine
12:29 bwvalentine : why?
12:29 Jaime-4392 : the long island lolita!
12:29 brian_royaloak : HOW ABOUT THE HEAD OF GLADD?
12:29 brian_royaloak : OR SHOOT THE MOON AND ASK HILLARY OR OBAMA?
12:29 Penmissile : kevin rose
12:29 AuntBeaArthur : the cast of Girls Will Be Girls
12:29 brian_royaloak : OR MCCAIN
12:29 AuntBeaArthur : Sally Kern
12:29 ustreamer-42039 : hahah
12:30 Penmissile : 2 gryphon
12:30 brian_royaloak : SALLY KERN!
12:30 veritablevirgo : in the end, that’s what matters
12:30 brian_royaloak : THAT BITCH WHO CALLED HOMOS TERRORISTS
12:30 Penmissile : how about Hal Turner – that would go over well
12:31 veritablevirgo : Jay Leno recently made a negative gay comment
12:31 Jaime-4392 : the scobalizer!
12:31 brian_royaloak : actually wanda he said gays in the army are fine – but you should nopt be out
12:31 brian_royaloak : in the army
12:31 veritablevirgo : so an italian version of don’t ask don’t tell.
12:31 ustreamer-33077 : what kind of RV do you have honey?
12:32 veritablevirgo : read something from variety
12:32 brian_royaloak : there has to be one idiot
12:32 brian_royaloak : if not who’s gonna take regan’s spot
12:32 Jaime-4392 : why, ragan is a PhD
12:33 MyEvilTwin : Ragan is fun
12:33 Jaime-4392 : and he is very witty
12:33 ustreamer-33077 : Is Ragan taking the roids?
12:33 Jaime-4392 : mean, but witty
12:33 ustreamer-42039 : What’s your URL, Vera?
12:33 Jaime-4392 : it looks like
12:33 brian_royaloak : big fucking deal
12:33 MyEvilTwin : No, he’s skinny.
12:33 brian_royaloak : millions of people have a phd
12:33 veritablevirgo : he’s not a man
12:33 brian_royaloak : they don’t feel the need to shove it in everyon’s face
12:33 ustreamer-33077 : is it in liberal arts?
12:33 Jaime-4392 : do you royaloak?
12:33 veritablevirgo : men don’t have uteruses.
12:34 brian_royaloak : he’s an asshole
12:34 brian_royaloak : yes i do
12:34 brian_royaloak : jamie
12:34 ustreamer-33077 : oprah is mean in person
12:34 AuntieVeraCharles : do you lovies think I should do this?
12:34 ustreamer-33077 : very bossy and cunty
12:34 simp : of course!
12:34 veritablevirgo : yes, yes, yes
12:34 gaycub78 : yes you should Vera
12:34 ustreamer-42039 : yes!
12:34 MyEvilTwin : Yes Vera
12:34 brian_royaloak : WOAH!
12:34 brian_royaloak : pink bra!
12:34 veritablevirgo : exactly
12:34 brian_royaloak : sexy!
12:35 veritablevirgo : thanks for that madge
12:35 AuntBeaArthur : distractions distractions distractions
12:35 brian_royaloak : it is rather odd wanda
12:35 brian_royaloak : just something new
12:35 ustreamer-42039 : I saw it on a magazine and thought it was photoshopped
12:35 ustreamer-42039 : The preggo man
12:35 brian_royaloak : i don’t mind the coverage – it is making people open thier minds
12:35 veritablevirgo : who is going to breast feed the baby?
12:35 ustreamer-42039 : Disco
12:35 bwvalentine : half bleed!
12:35 ustreamer-33077 : JOANNA NEWSOM!
12:36 MyEvilTwin : Maybe you should get Chris Crocker on ETHS
12:36 ustreamer-42039 : yeah Half Breed!
12:36 ustreamer-33077 : I have it!
12:36 ustreamer-33077 : OXOX
12:36 veritablevirgo : lol
12:36 brian_royaloak : didn’t cher clean your apt once madge?
12:36 Jaime-4392 : or a depents user
12:36 bwvalentine : yay!
12:36 brian_royaloak : yeah!!
12:36 AuntBeaArthur : Hurray!
12:37 bwvalentine : the night thing sucks for me
12:37 brian_royaloak : wwe all have lives in the evening
12:37 Dude2008 : no spammers during the day
12:37 Jaime-4392 : yeah, why does this shit starts early
12:37 ustreamer-42039 : The show is more exciting during the day
12:37 MyEvilTwin : It sucks for me too, because of the time zone I’m in.
12:37 veritablevirgo : i can’t watch at work
12:37 ustreamer-42039 : Vera love, what’s your url for your podcast?
12:38 Jaime-4392 : veraspeakspodshowcom.podshow.com
12:38 brian_royaloak : don’t start appreciating us madge!
12:38 brian_royaloak : it scares me!
12:38 ustreamer-42039 : Thanks
12:38 brian_royaloak :
12:38 AuntieVeraCharles : Veraspeaks.blogspot.com
12:38 yeastradio : this is the very very original version
12:38 bwvalentine : why we no hear half bleed anymore?
12:38 yeastradio : b4 fame
12:38 AuntieVeraCharles : or the one Jamie posted
12:38 brian_royaloak : i love this song
12:38 peniseither : gooodday
12:38 brian_royaloak : who is it madge?
12:38 ustreamer-42039 : Oh ok, thanks hunny!
12:38 veritablevirgo : bye
12:38 Jaime-4392 : björks fetus
12:38 ustreamer-42039 : I like this tune.
12:38 ustreamer-57362 : bye
12:39 wh175 : bye all
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : Stranger than I remember
12:39 yeastradio : this is the orignial version
12:39 MyEvilTwin : Bye all
12:39 yeastradio : i’ll play the produced version after this
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : Okay
12:39 yeastradio : that’s the 1 ur used turd
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : I ADORE YOU YOU WHORE
12:39 brian_royaloak : i think i like the produced versionbetter
12:39 ustreamer-33077 : come see me vera!
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : Get Fucked
12:39 bwvalentine : nice ring tho
12:39 ustreamer-42039 : Who does this song and what’s it called? I wanna d/l it now
12:40 TheCursingCat : joanna newsom
12:40 ustreamer-18046 : that’s gagging me
12:40 brian_royaloak : that was like a friday night from andy’s perspective
12:40 brian_royaloak : big rod coming at my face!
12:40 TheCursingCat : gooooosh honey
12:40 ustreamer-42039 : Do you know the name, Cat?
12:40 Jaime-4392 : postshow?
12:40 ustreamer-42039 : of the song
12:40 TheCursingCat : work the ‘phone
12:41 brian_royaloak : hd is off this week jaime
12:41 TheCursingCat : peach plum pear
12:41 ustreamer-42039 : Thanks
12:41 Jaime-4392 : thnks
12:41 ustreamer-42039 : WERK THAT MOOMOO
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge should I send you abetter picture of my mask
12:41 brian_royaloak : YES!!!!!
12:41 brian_royaloak : love this version
12:41 TheCursingCat : LOVE the newsom
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : MADGE
12:41 TheCursingCat : VERA
12:41 Jaime-4392 : wtf
12:42 brian_royaloak : nice view!
12:42 Jaime-4392 : good view
12:42 brian_royaloak : i need to move to a big city
12:42 TheCursingCat : Ventura and Santa Paula are better
12:42 bwvalentine : wow… that’s kind of a melancholy view out the window
12:42 bicyclemark : this is like good morning americunt
12:42 TheCursingCat : LOL
12:42 AuntieVeraCharles : Been to both Cat
12:42 ustreamer-42039 : I see 2 lezbians fucking
12:42 Jaime-4392 : madge want a balcony
12:42 AuntieVeraCharles : MADGE?
12:43 TheCursingCat : Me and my partnr of 14 years are here
12:43 TheCursingCat : (my beyotch)
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Ventura or Santa Paula
12:43 bwvalentine : now would be an awesome time for someone to walk out onto one of those porches in the buff
12:43 TheCursingCat : Santa Paula
12:43 TheCursingCat : he is director of toursim in ventura tho
12:43 ustreamer-42039 : WTF is Madge doing
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : We go to Far West Campgroud there alot
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : MADGE?
12:44 yeastradio : do i get a life?
12:44 TheCursingCat : emma wood is great too
12:44 bwvalentine : nope
12:44 AuntieVeraCharles : MADGE Should I send you better picture of my Vera Mask?
12:45 TheCursingCat : you mean machks?
12:45 Loopy-Fruit : B’bye lovelies
12:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Fuck, I’ll email her….bye all
12:45 TheCursingCat : come see us hun

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Show Notes

What Created This Monster? – New York Times
March 24 (Bloomberg) -- Forget lower interest rates. For the Federal Reserve to keep the financial markets from imploding it needs to buy troubled mortgage bonds from banks and securities firms, say the world’s biggest Treasury investors.
FRB: Federal Reserve Act: Section 13
Fed’s rescue halted a derivatives Chernobyl – Telegraph

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Show notes: 08:11 ustreamer-36572 : frist
08:14 mindcaster : link dump: http://blip.tv/file/750336
10:55 hotrannymess : hello everyone
10:55 andymelton : Hi Rebecca (?).
10:55 tinyrooster : hello
10:56 torero : hello
10:56 torero : its morning again in america
10:57 andymelton : A cute guy said the very same thing “it’s morning again in america” this morning on Twitter.
10:58 tinyrooster : miss the yeast
10:58 torero : uhh that was me andy, and thanks
10:59 torero : i feel so warm and fuzzy now
10:59 andymelton : YAY!
11:00 ArcherRadio : Yeah! She’s back!
11:00 * simp runs in circles
11:00 andymelton : She’s got her purple dress on (again).
11:00 torero : that chair in the back looks like a <censored>, no?
11:01 Dude2008 : it looks like the set of the Dinah Shore show
11:01 torero : haha
11:01 andymelton : Does she have a helmet on?
11:02 ArcherRadio : That’s her hair.
11:02 torero : the entre act
11:03 ArcherRadio : Yes, we can
11:03 andymelton : yrs
11:03 ArcherRadio : Hi Madge
11:04 ArcherRadio : Don’t forget to tell us about your dream.
11:04 simp : hey… did she clean?
11:04 ArcherRadio : Looks like it.
11:04 redmonkey : Why the hell is your house so clean?!
11:04 simp : wow!!!
11:04 torero : that must feel so much better
11:05 redmonkey : this is a first!
11:05 redmonkey : a clean house!
11:05 ArcherRadio : I thought that was what you were doing on your time off.
11:05 Dude2008 : I missed you Madge
11:05 ArcherRadio : I missed her too!
11:05 simp : me too, it was a long Madge-less week
11:06 redmonkey : Then send Madge money, Dude2008
11:06 torero : as long as its not barrel maudling
11:06 andymelton : Torero is a cutie.
11:06 torero : hayyy
11:07 andymelton : And I’ll say dirty things about him instead of that one guy I use to say nice/naughty things about. MMMM HMMM.
11:07 andymelton : OMG. She’s gonna sit on the thing.
11:07 ArcherRadio : oh, she’s got a scarf on.
11:07 redmonkey : ha! i think you’re right, Andy
11:08 torero : work that thing
11:08 ArcherRadio : beautiful!
11:08 andymelton : Yes, back on the thing this week.
11:09 ArcherRadio : Good for you, Andy.
11:09 redmonkey : gee, i dunno… maybe you should have posted something saying you’d be back on Monday
11:10 redmonkey :
11:10 andymelton : Thanks Archer
11:10 ArcherRadio :
11:10 torero : yes we do!
11:11 torero : auntieveraspeaksdotpodshowdotcom.com
11:11 redmonkey : Is Compressor what’s workin your last lesbian nerve? (And how much abuse from that program do you need in your life, Madge???)
11:11 simp : where’s Vera?
11:12 Dude2008 : she’s out buying gold
11:12 ArcherRadio : She’s working on her 100th show
11:13 redmonkey : Madge, are you using <censored> 3 or 2?
11:14 redmonkey : Andy you sound lighter
11:15 torero : haha!
11:15 ArcherRadio : I need to lose 20 pounds…can I get a new iMac?
11:15 redmonkey : compressor
11:16 ArcherRadio : I liked the time you said lyps
11:16 mindcaster : oeh, I had the sound off, almost missed this
11:16 HumbleMarshal : I liked the time you said <censored>
11:16 torero : shes IS chicago
11:16 yeastradio-1 : !censoroff
11:17 redmonkey : That’s hot, Andy
11:17 yeastradio-1 : cunt
11:17 redmonkey : cunt
11:17 redmonkey : cunt
11:17 redmonkey : oops sorry
11:17 torero : smell your finger now
11:17 ArcherRadio : hahaha
11:17 humandog : IS THIS THE GRUM WITH THE LESBIAN DYKE?
11:18 mindcaster : did anybody catch my link way on top? Amsterdamnturds watching Madge video…
11:18 ArcherRadio : That was a good one.
11:19 mindcaster : good
11:19 redmonkey : Madge isn’t as rubenesque as she used to be.
11:19 redmonkey : Keeping talking about cuntpressor
11:19 torero : get er done
11:20 redmonkey : I had the same problem
11:21 redmonkey : Exactly! It was that damn QT update
11:21 redmonkey : I was told to upgrade to the latest Final Cut Studio
11:22 redmonkey : What are your QMaster settings?
11:23 humandog : I don’t know Redmonkey, but I read about this problem as well
11:23 redmonkey : Exactly, madge
11:23 redmonkey : It is bullshit
11:24 redmonkey : Buy Final Cut Server… oh yeah, Apple can’t make it work. It’s not out yet
11:25 redmonkey : Is there a way to downgrade your version of QuickTime? And if so, how?
11:25 redmonkey : (because i suspect that’s the whole problem)
11:27 humandog : http://news.wired.com/dynamic/stories/S/STATE_OF_JOURNALISM?SITE=WIRE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2008-03-16-16-32-59
11:28 torero : buy gold
11:29 torero : haha!
11:29 mindcaster : 1006 bucks and rising
11:30 mindcaster : but what’s a buck these days
11:30 redmonkey : cash
11:30 redmonkey : madge needs cash
11:30 mindcaster : I will be your Euro-pimp
11:30 redmonkey : Why?
11:31 mindcaster : why what
11:31 redmonkey : The opera queen is so wonderfully ridiculous.
11:31 redmonkey : Don’t tell the opera queen about 2012.
11:31 redmonkey : The end of the world
11:32 mindcaster : yup
11:32 torero : my grandma once said california would fall off into the ocean
11:32 mindcaster : so do those wackjobs of The Secret
11:32 redmonkey : Al Gore invented the blogosphere
11:32 mindcaster : oh give me a break
11:32 Carrino : July of 1998 was X Day in the Church of the Subgenius (Bob Dobbs)
11:33 torero : the secret is that oprahs vagina smells like kitkats
11:33 redmonkey : The Secret is there is money to made from a lot of made-up bullshit
11:33 mindcaster : there u go
11:33 Carrino : Spiritual Law?!?
11:33 redmonkey : Oprah’s housekeeper wrote it
11:34 mindcaster : I want a new bike! Poof!
11:34 torero : prolelife
11:34 mindcaster : power of attraction
11:34 mindcaster : sure, there’s some truth in there, not a secret
11:34 mindcaster : not a new fucking religion
11:34 mindcaster : or philosophy
11:35 torero : like L Ron
11:35 redmonkey : Noah’s Ark in the Grand Canyon: Where they mormon?
11:36 torero : i wonder why the gays would like that
11:36 torero : hmm
11:36 tinyrooster : what’s really sad is that successful people like stars believe in that and then they’re still successful and they think it works
11:37 redmonkey : Yes, tinyrooster.
11:37 mindcaster : The Secret is that they were lucky to have a good agent
11:37 redmonkey : The Secret is a good solution to help hide Oprah’s wealthy guilt
11:37 tinyrooster : wealth is the gift that keeps on giving
11:38 torero : housewives
11:39 mindcaster : they still trust govs
11:39 tinyrooster : the secret is a form of magical thinking, which is ancient, but it’s also the case that people in the U.S. are uneducated
11:39 mindcaster : bitches
11:40 mindcaster : makes my axe evil I guess
11:40 mindcaster : Chris, people will continue to vote against their own interests
11:41 mindcaster : its a lot of group thinking too
11:41 mindcaster : and slogans make sense to a lot of people, as they’re easy to understand
11:41 redmonkey : Here’s something: I live in Santa Barbara/Montecito which has a ton of wealthy republicans who actually do support the troops with paychecks to neo-conservatives, and I never ever see a support our troop sticker on their cars!! Hmmm.
11:41 tinyrooster : true. oprah has nerve pushing that
11:41 humandog : I understand that mindcaster, I really do
11:42 torero : santa barbara is a karmic black hole
11:42 humandog : but where does the base level of trust come from? and why do sometimes I find that in myself?
11:42 humandog : it’s very frustrating?
11:42 humandog : no question mark
11:42 mindcaster : I know
11:42 redmonkey : I hate those fucking ribbons. I like to mix them up too
11:42 tinyrooster : propaganda. it works.
11:42 humandog : agreed
11:42 humandog : it does work
11:42 torero : its mostly civillians doing it though
11:42 mindcaster : base level is warped, so people aim for most familiar
11:43 mindcaster : I figure it takes a lot of disasters and downfall to change base trust
11:43 humandog : http://www.joebageant.com
11:44 humandog : a writer on this very topic I recommend
11:44 torero : bless this mess, andy
11:45 mindcaster : ok
11:45 torero : cunt cunt cunt
11:45 ArcherRadio : oh lord!
11:45 redmonkey : AMEN!
11:45 torero : obamas pastor, andy melton
11:46 torero : hah!
11:46 redmonkey : Are there snakes at your church too? And people speaking in tongues, Andy?
11:46 torero : people flying around the room
11:47 ArcherRadio : That took you all week?
11:47 simp : hahhaa!
11:47 redmonkey : ha
11:48 mindcaster : thanks Chris, it’s a good read
11:50 humandog : I suggest looking through Bageant’s archives
11:50 humandog : lot of good stuff
11:50 redmonkey : That was fucking great…
11:50 torero : Early to Bed in Chicago should be sponsoring madge
11:50 ArcherRadio : Very good…loved that airplane story
11:50 mindcaster : subscribed to it now, will do
11:51 wh175 : I liked it Madge
11:51 ArcherRadio : hahaha…do they fit
11:51 redmonkey : Cheryl is banned
11:51 redmonkey : forever
11:51 wh175 : ~Wayne~
11:51 simp : waynehole?
11:54 torero : a portrait of her is mouldering somewhere
11:54 straightchris : cheryil s pathetic
11:55 simp : hell yeah
11:57 torero : uh oh
11:57 redmonkey : Was that your yellow ovary, Madge?
11:58 torero : like a circle!
11:58 torero : 360
11:58 redmonkey : Nice downward dog, madge… the stink lured trotsky over
11:59 redmonkey : … and you said you didn’t get eaten out, Madge. (Mt. Lesbian, uh-huh)
11:59 redmonkey : Good idea, Andy… make it twice as much work for Madge.
11:59 redmonkey : Send Madge money
12:00 humandog : buy gold
12:00 redmonkey : send madge chocolate gold coins
12:01 torero : gelt
12:01 mindcaster : gotta go, bye e’one
12:01 mindcaster : happy prolapsing
12:01 torero : this is not gilbert grape
12:03 redmonkey : Looked great, madgula.
12:03 redmonkey : Send madge more tapes
12:04 torero : is she wearing some S&M bracelet?
12:04 redmonkey : The audience has gone up!
12:04 redmonkey : THIS is what we all want….
12:04 redmonkey : Madge’s cunt on a green screen
12:05 humandog : Podshow pays this woman cash money for her excellence: http://www.podshow.com/showguide/?key_id=ad19f53d2c337ef46729b2c62200c569&feed_type=ext
12:05 redmonkey : Oh my god, she’s like one of those animated .gif dogs running back and forth
12:06 redmonkey : I never realized that the lips on the moo moo were kissing Madge’s ass. NICE!
12:06 torero : its very dawn davenport
12:06 redmonkey : mumu
12:07 torero : gay caribou
12:11 tinyrooster : does stacy know about this?
12:11 andymelton : http://youtube.com/watch?v=WwMbJ68IbAM
12:11 torero : shes segmented like an ant
12:11 redmonkey : how does that woman have such a thin stomach with hips that big?
12:11 ustreamer-90579 : that’s where woman fat goes
12:12 tinyrooster : depends on the woman
12:12 torero : ENB
12:12 redmonkey : I thought it was just from a lot of sit-ups.
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : oh hi
12:13 simp : tell her it’s on hiatus
12:13 redmonkey : have hagath makes faces while you read the news
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : I ressurected
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : hi dears
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : hmmm
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : I think both first
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : but between the two…
12:13 redmonkey : she won’t know the difference.
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : ENB
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : exactly
12:14 redmonkey : I care.
12:14 redmonkey : Send madge money
12:14 redmonkey : Ooops
12:14 thejeffreytaylor : Did I miss a piece of news in the beginning?
12:15 redmonkey : podshow has been very busy picking new colors for 3.0
12:15 redmonkey : that site is beautiful
12:16 redmonkey : moonké?
12:16 thejeffreytaylor : their colour for 3.0 is pink
12:16 thejeffreytaylor : slips
12:16 andymelton : cunt
12:16 andymelton : shit
12:16 andymelton : dick
12:16 andymelton : nigger
12:16 andymelton : read that bitch
12:16 tinyrooster : cock a doodle doo
12:16 torero : moonskala
12:16 torero : jaleel white
12:17 redmonkey : dirty blood red moonskala
12:18 Carrino : you were in the front page video madge.
12:19 torero : is it WM Smartphone?
12:19 tinyrooster : yes there is. check the tmobile howardforum for the settings. you need the settings
12:19 torero : on mine, skype wont go through the ear speaker, only speakerphone
12:19 Carrino : Cattle Lips
12:20 Carrino : Cattle Lyps
12:20 ustreamer-91028 : I doubt Nokia phones are “Smartphones”; typically those are Windows or Blackberry powered.
12:21 Carrino : You put up part two of the root of all evil — can’t wait to watch it.
12:21 tinyrooster : no nokia uses symbian
12:22 ustreamer-91028 : how do i change my username from the Ustreamer default
12:22 ustreamer-91028 : Samsungs are not smart either.
12:22 yeastradio-1 : ‘/nick retarded
12:22 thejeffreytaylor : hang on n00by ,n00by hang on
12:22 redmonkey : exactly, andy!
12:22 ustreamer-91028 : chill out – first time here – douche bags!
12:22 torero : andy will sit on your face
12:23 tinyrooster : responding to ustreamer-91028
12:23 thejeffreytaylor : “prize”
12:23 torero : ha!
12:23 thejeffreytaylor : Certain Death?
12:23 kfrankie : No thanks, I’m driving…
12:23 torero : smells like baking bread
12:24 bicyclemark : Hi all
12:24 tinyrooster : hello
12:24 torero : but we gained mark
12:24 thejeffreytaylor : hi marks
12:24 bicyclemark : im a workin man
12:24 bicyclemark : Hey jeffreys
12:24 thejeffreytaylor : talks to me later marks
12:24 thejeffreytaylor : I have something for you
12:24 bicyclemark : sho thang
12:24 redmonkey : opera, please.
12:25 bicyclemark : use the Callas from Lisbon!
12:25 thejeffreytaylor : opfrey winfrah
12:25 thejeffreytaylor : new lepered for at least a year for me
12:25 torero : andy live at the grand ole oprey
12:26 bicyclemark : i been working in an office that still uses tiger. couldnt stand it. upgraded all to leopard
12:26 HumbleMarshal : the feminine scent caused by my event…
12:26 bicyclemark : Use the Callas you got from Portugal
12:26 Carrino : yes — I love that one
12:26 Carrino : fem scent
12:26 redmonkey : CHER!
12:26 bicyclemark : how
12:26 thejeffreytaylor : cheruly
12:26 thejeffreytaylor : n
12:27 bicyclemark : Im eating MAdeleines.. I found a french bakery next to this place I mworking at
12:27 torero : mother with stink hair?
12:27 thejeffreytaylor : get macaron s
12:27 bicyclemark : Jersey!
12:27 thejeffreytaylor : they make things happy
12:27 bicyclemark : OK
12:27 redmonkey : thats madge’s secret: l.a.w.y.e.r.
12:28 bicyclemark : lesbian headbanging
12:28 redmonkey : love this song
12:28 redmonkey : bye sugartits
12:28 torero : very melissa etheridge of this song, i love it
12:28 humandog : is it over?
12:28 bicyclemark : yay for madge being back. my week sucked without her last week
12:28 humandog : is that it?
12:28 andymelton : Oh goodie. I can go eat my foot long subway sandwich.
12:29 humandog : LAWYER
12:29 bicyclemark : shes gotta ase the audience back into it.. 29 minutes should do it
12:29 bicyclemark : ease
12:29 ustreamer-86762 : haaaaay
12:29 yeastradio-1 : stay turd for after show?
12:29 humandog : AFTER SHOW?
12:29 humandog : OK
12:29 ustreamer-44851 : http://www.downloadsquad.com/2007/10/29/skype-and-3-announce-skype-mobile-phone/
12:29 bicyclemark : after Birth
12:29 yeastradio-1 : wutaver
12:29 andymelton : after show
12:29 humandog : very short wrap up show
12:29 ustreamer-86762 : welcome back hoe
12:29 torero : besitos
12:29 humandog : I have to post it to YEASTRADIO.COM
12:29 yeastradio-1 : thx

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Cher, Grizelda, Bicyclemark, Human Dog, and a Dirty Ho on the Flo

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11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : Sam
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : sir and ma’am
11:37 micerl : !
11:37 pantone : how much that plate? 2.99?
11:38 Jaime-7693 : two nahni nahn
11:38 Anita-6343 : like cunt
11:38 AuntieVeraCharles : Principles are flexible madge?
11:38 andymelton : I can make up for my eating.
11:38 chrism-6775 : OB tampons
11:39 andymelton : Have you looked into setting up a SIP Server in your house and buying a SIP WiFi phone?
11:39 bwvalentine : andy moves! i saw video proof!
11:40 andymelton : You don’t need a home line, Mary.
11:40 chrism-6775 : gypsy woman, shes homeless
11:40 brian_royaloak : MORNING ANDY!
11:40 andymelton : Mornin’ Brian. (Afternoon here)
11:40 andymelton : Airhead
11:40 bwvalentine : i thought you were in texas, andy
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy Gold
11:41 straightchris : y
11:41 andymelton : Nope, East Pannussee (Tennessee)
11:41 bwvalentine : ah!
11:41 straightchris : Hi Andy
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : Max Keiser made an obscene phone call to me
11:41 micerl : SSD drive?
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : He told me to buy silver
11:42 chrism-6775 : hah
11:42 andymelton : Mark, if you’re ready to get rid of your MacBook Pro I’ll surely take it off your hands (as a gift of course).
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : and aluminum
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : foil
11:42 micerl : Buy Macbooks
11:42 chrism-6775 : from chipotle wrappers
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : LOVE that dog
11:43 bwvalentine : trostky wants to buy gold too
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : He’s beautiful
11:43 micerl : Very chic!
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Netti dog
11:43 bwvalentine : yep
11:43 straightchris : Can Trotsky read?
11:43 straightchris : WALKIES
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : THank you
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Netti dog
11:44 Anita-6343 : does yougrt
11:44 micerl : Truth.
11:44 AuntieVeraCharles : We’ll work on that madge
11:44 pantone : italian greyhounds are russian?
11:44 straightchris : lekka bekke is goot smek!
11:44 AuntieVeraCharles : She married Julia Childs
11:44 pantone : inga
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Only the hot topics
11:45 dude2008 : if I stockpile all my coke cans, will that be like buying gold
11:45 doyathink : vera is light-hearted
11:45 Jaime-7693 : she’s scoble in drag
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Mark, how old are you, seriously
11:45 Anita-6343 : watch the hole show!
11:46 andymelton : I’m hoping the people around here won’t vote because McCain has had a divorce. That’s a no-no around here.
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : Serious question
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : not kidding
11:46 micerl : Andy? What do you mean?
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : I have a point
11:46 pantone : in that case, hopefully they won’t vote for hillary either
11:46 straightchris : we could have bet on Mark’s age
11:46 bwvalentine : aw
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : No
11:46 pantone : never ask a womyn her age
11:46 bwvalentine : 18 – 25?
11:46 chrism-6775 : you make me feel so young
11:46 bwvalentine : give us an estimate?
11:46 ustreamer-80944 : 28
11:47 Jaime-7693 : are you hot?
11:47 straightchris : I’m 47
11:47 ustreamer-80944 : I was right
11:47 pantone : “/nick” name
11:47 Jaime-7693 : are you hot?
11:47 AuntieVeraCharles : I just want to say that I probably have more than 20 years on you…hearts and minds change in more than twenty years
11:47 Jaime-7693 : romance!
11:47 micerl : You were once like BikeMark, AVC?
11:47 AuntieVeraCharles : Hateful
11:47 bwvalentine : i can verify that bicyclemark is hot
11:47 ustreamer-80944 : I have bras older than mark /Babbs
11:47 micerl : That’s what you mean?
11:48 AuntieVeraCharles : We can talk in twenty years
11:48 Jaime-7693 : you’re hot
11:48 doyathink : go to his website and listen to what he has to say
11:48 pantone : mmm, yes, rather shallow and pedantic
11:48 andymelton : When have I said I wanted to have sex with Mark?
11:48 bwvalentine : who doesn’t?
11:48 Jaime-7693 : yes it is you stupi bitch
11:48 micerl : well…
11:48 andymelton : THAT IS NOT HAVING SEX
11:48 AuntieVeraCharles : Does Bicycle Mark have a kick stand?
11:49 pantone : it can be if you do it right
11:49 straightchris : Andy fancies mark, FACT.
11:49 doyathink : that is smothering
11:49 chrism-6775 : Andy, how far are you from Oak Ridge?
11:49 micerl : What you wanna talk about, Mark?!
11:49 Jaime-7693 : Auntie fancies Mark FACT
11:49 timpritlove : we are all individuals!
11:49 straightchris : why don’t you give Andy his jollies you little tease
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : Afraid to answer Mark?
11:49 Jaime-7693 : uuuuuuuuuu
11:49 Babbs : I am a lesbian. mark reminds me of my son.
11:50 brian_royaloak : is bicycle mark a teink?
11:50 AuntieVeraCharles : Poll: Does Bicycle Mark Have A Kick Stand?
11:50 chrism-6775 : im the son of spanish immigrunts
11:50 brian_royaloak : twink
11:50 brian_royaloak : i picture him as a twink
11:50 micerl : 2. No
11:50 Jaime-7693 : he has a beard
11:50 Jaime-7693 : he’s a BEAR
11:50 doyathink : not a twink…maybe a cub
11:50 brian_royaloak : oooo – a bear then or cubbie
11:51 chrism-6775 : oy vey…
11:51 brian_royaloak : foriegn cub = hot!
11:51 AuntieVeraCharles : He has a beard? What’s her name?
11:51 doyathink : lol
11:51 Jaime-7693 : lol
11:52 Jaime-7693 : MARK, WHERE CAN WE SEE YOUR PICTURES?
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : Blueboy
11:52 Jaime-7693 : com?
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : ExPat Weekly
11:52 andymelton : ChrisM, I answered you in private.
11:52 doyathink : citizenreporter.com
11:53 micerl : http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=bicyclemark&m=text
11:53 doyathink : sorry
11:53 straightchris : All of Mark’s pictures are on flickr
11:53 bwvalentine : aw
11:53 Jaime-7693 : thanks myceril!
11:53 micerl : xactly. SNAP!
11:53 pantone : all of marks base are belong to us
11:53 micerl :
11:53 chrism-6775 : stalkerish..
11:53 Jaime-7693 : he’s very judeo-hot
11:54 Jaime-7693 : very israeli, super thin
11:54 timpritlove : http://citizenreporter.org/
11:54 Jaime-7693 : big nose
11:54 Jaime-7693 : love it!
11:54 straightchris : like an IDF hunk
11:54 micerl : IDF…
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : He’s made at us in here…we need to behave now
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : mad
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : that is
11:54 doyathink : be nice to him
11:54 brian_royaloak : wow is lunch with bicycle mark him?
11:54 brian_royaloak : WOOF! smart and hot! Love it!
11:55 Jaime-7693 : true miceryl
11:55 brian_royaloak : wow
11:55 brian_royaloak : censorship at it’s finest
11:55 Jaime-7693 : silence my child,
11:55 pantone : it’s wrong if anyone else does it
11:55 Jaime-7693 : or THE THING will kick you out
11:55 bwvalentine : sorry, we were just flattering mark
11:55 chrism-6775 : silent night, holy night
11:55 bwvalentine : he’s cool
11:55 Jaime-7693 : and we’ll neve see you again
11:56 Jaime-7693 : buy gold, and amy winehouse albums
11:57 chrism-6775 : exactly, my mom’s an out of work nurse because of that
11:57 auntiebicyclemarks : chrism.. where was she located?
11:57 chrism-6775 : saint louis
11:57 AuntieVeraCharles : ouch
11:57 bicyclemark : oh. i should look into that city. Must have lots of these examples
11:58 chrism-6775 : hillary was born there madge
11:58 pantone : whereas Carmel, IN, can’t build medicap facilities fast enough
11:58 chrism-6775 : at edgewater, did you know?
11:59 bwvalentine : i think the reason we all act so silly in the chakrooom is because this is all terrifying and we don’t know what to do with it, you know?
11:59 AuntieVeraCharles : ouch
12:00 chrism-6775 : shriners especially
12:00 brian_royaloak : madge wasn’t gussie’s hospital a religious funded establishment?
12:00 bicyclemark : exactly brian yes
12:00 bicyclemark : and they werent all about the money
12:00 brian_royaloak : and the service was better or worse on average?
12:00 bicyclemark : it was better than average, if i may speak for madge, i remember
12:01 brian_royaloak : better care then
12:01 PsychicEnemy : Oh, this lady on the trolley said she was a nun and she was crazy as hell, and was yelling… she’d lean her 76 yo body into me and say “Ohhh, it’s the shaking.”
12:01 straightchris : Mother Teresa Angel of death
12:01 brian_royaloak : just the fact that they didn’t have a problem with the nature of your relationship is a step in the right direction!
12:01 brian_royaloak : sorry madge
12:01 pantone : was there a noticeable tinge of homophobia
12:01 pantone : ?
12:01 brian_royaloak :
12:02 brian_royaloak : sunday is the 1 year anniversary of my lover’s death
12:02 chrism-6775 : they’ll be replaced with walk-in walmark clinics
12:02 PsychicEnemy : Really.
12:02 chrism-6775 : with nurse pract’s
12:03 PsychicEnemy : But aren’t there hospitals that are part of universities?
12:03 doyathink : yes…teaching hospitals
12:03 brian_royaloak : MADGE – THAT IS AN INCREDIBLE OPTION
12:03 Stripclubdeej : research hospitals
12:03 timpritlove : and has obama been behind that illinois regulation?
12:03 brian_royaloak : i wish michigan had that while i was dealing with david’s medical problems
12:03 brian_royaloak : the chip
12:04 brian_royaloak : good question – was obama involved in that legislation
12:04 chrism-6775 : loyola u stayed afloat for years based on the revenue from their hospital
12:04 Stripclubdeej : Mine is a true lesbian tammy baldwin
12:04 timpritlove : i mean, was it his initiative?
12:04 brian_royaloak : that’s what i found too madge
12:05 brian_royaloak : you have to dig
12:05 brian_royaloak : one leads to another and that one to another
12:05 brian_royaloak : but often you do find something to help
12:05 bwvalentine : good press for them
12:06 brian_royaloak : i think far fewer people go into politics for the “power” than we think
12:06 brian_royaloak : i think most have good intentions in the beginning
12:06 timpritlove : breaking news: Joseph Weizenbaum just died
12:06 PsychicEnemy : I think if you went to a rep today and asked for help getting a passport they might call you a suspicious persona.
12:06 timpritlove : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Weizenbaum
12:06 timpritlove : he wrote Eliza
12:07 PsychicEnemy : Arnold Sch. has a posse.
12:07 Babbs : Bono was a big help to me in CA
12:07 PsychicEnemy : …
12:07 timpritlove : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA
12:07 PsychicEnemy : Posse, a group.
12:07 PsychicEnemy : An entourage.
12:07 brian_royaloak : he was a jew who made a banking thing
12:07 brian_royaloak :
12:07 Stripclubdeej : glam out with your clam out
12:07 PsychicEnemy : Sheesh.
12:08 brian_royaloak : madge would a major healthcare revamp help or hurt hospitals?
12:08 brian_royaloak : in the short term
12:08 bwvalentine : basically this guy wrote bots, eh?
12:08 brian_royaloak : i know anythiing can be worked out in the long term
12:08 AuntieVeraCharles : +
12:08 straightchris : Wal-Mart aren’t unionized are they?
12:08 chrism-6775 : its not that bad mark, stl. there are worse hospital situations elsewhere
12:10 bwvalentine : if walmart was unionized, i’m sure they’d be making more than $4 an hour after taxes
12:10 straightchris : $4!!! fuck
12:11 straightchris : the UK minimum wage is aprox$10
12:11 PsychicEnemy : …I want to clear up that posse is a word and not a pussy.
12:11 timpritlove : omg. ustream sucks big time bandwidth wise. madge, if you want to set up an alternative mp3 stream i might be able to get our fan-support streaming network to broadcast YR.
12:11 doyathink : didn’t they just raise by 21p?
12:11 PsychicEnemy : Hahaha.
12:12 andymelton : You can get some prescriptions at Wal-Mart for $4.
12:12 PsychicEnemy : One block away from CVS.
12:12 brian_royaloak : yes andy
12:12 brian_royaloak : save as costco and target
12:12 brian_royaloak : a lot of people don’t know taht
12:12 chrism-6775 : but do they do more than blood pressure?
12:12 PsychicEnemy : Futurama health care.
12:12 brian_royaloak : i did
12:12 brian_royaloak : madge
12:12 timpritlove : what is CVS?
12:12 brian_royaloak : a chain pharmacy tim
12:13 brian_royaloak : east cost based
12:13 PsychicEnemy : Remember Sav-on
12:13 PsychicEnemy : Sav-On turned into CVS.
12:13 brian_royaloak : right on turnedi into rightvs
12:13 timpritlove : ic.
12:13 timpritlove : omg
12:13 andymelton : Rite Aid is a grocery store.
12:14 andymelton : You can buy beer at Rite Aid.
12:14 timpritlove : lol
12:14 timpritlove : laurie anderson “big science” all over
12:14 PsychicEnemy : Genius.
12:14 kfrankie : Mark doesn’t have a Jersey accent
12:14 chrism-6775 : more like, louie anderson
12:14 brian_royaloak : mark is from jersey?
12:14 brian_royaloak : that’s right – expat!
12:15 Stripclubdeej : fila de puta
12:15 PsychicEnemy : Portugais
12:15 brian_royaloak : mark you need to have classes on leaving the country
12:15 PsychicEnemy : hahah.
12:15 brian_royaloak : cause i’m ready
12:15 PsychicEnemy : Fila de puta…
12:15 brian_royaloak : madge can lead us on our exidus out of the us
12:15 brian_royaloak : like moses
12:15 brian_royaloak : madge = moses
12:15 Jaime-7693 : she can part her lyps
12:16 Stripclubdeej : more angle then dangle
12:16 Jaime-7693 : not the sea
12:16 dude2008 : she can part the red bank sea
12:16 brian_royaloak : good one jamiwe
12:16 straightchris : Sociology is a language all to itself
12:16 Stripclubdeej : take the ambassador bridge in the detroit
12:16 Jaime-7693 : thanks, but dude won
12:16 chrism-6775 : dont be poor
12:16 brian_royaloak : honestly i think i’m just scared to do it because it is too different!
12:16 brian_royaloak : EXACTLY marc
12:17 bicyclemark : at least youre honest about it
12:17 brian_royaloak : i can barely move out of my city!
12:17 chrism-6775 : im trying to get spanish citizenship through my parents
12:17 chrism-6775 : it might help the process
12:17 Stripclubdeej : just go to Windsor across from detroit
12:17 Babbs : What about Canada
12:17 bicyclemark : love the canada
12:17 aleavi : i tried canada
12:17 brian_royaloak : that is actually my formitive plans – i can get canadian citizenship pretty quickly
12:17 aleavi : they denied me
12:17 Jaime-7693 : You don’t hear people in México talking about eaving the country
12:17 brian_royaloak : and then it is easier to get european citizenship from canida than US
12:17 Jaime-7693 : Americans are fucked
12:18 aleavi : haha jaime
12:18 Jaime-7693 : mex
12:18 aleavi : me too
12:18 Jaime-7693 : nope
12:18 doyathink : there are even differences living in UK
12:18 Jaime-7693 : Jaime Gandarilla ho-nay
12:18 Jaime-7693 : it’s spaniard
12:18 timpritlove : yes. come to germany. we have a new basic law on digital privac now which is probably great
12:18 brian_royaloak : ghonorea?
12:18 chrism-6775 : you live in mex 5 years and you get citizenship and an acre of land
12:18 Jaime-7693 : it’s a town you whore
12:18 doyathink : i like it here
12:18 timpritlove : have you talked about that mark?
12:18 Jaime-7693 : a little town in spain
12:19 straightchris : I don’t like the UK either
12:19 timpritlove : i could join a future show and explain
12:19 timpritlove : it is pretty important
12:19 Jaime-7693 : anywhere is better than USA
12:19 Jaime-7693 : almost
12:19 micerl : move to sweden. hang out with Iraqis.
12:19 Jaime-7693 : i know
12:19 Jaime-7693 : or congo
12:19 aleavi : i disagree
12:19 Stripclubdeej : haiti
12:19 brian_royaloak : i think you have to go into a different country knowing that no matter where you go therre are problems
12:20 PsychicEnemy : Portland’s fierce.
12:20 doyathink : zimbabwee?
12:20 brian_royaloak : no country is a nirvana
12:20 micerl : missed last 20+ min, are we talking moving to other countries now?
12:20 timpritlove : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7266543.stm
12:20 chrism-6775 : its very white though, the “good” places people think of
12:20 micerl : Well, really, move here!
12:20 aleavi : yeah
12:20 straightchris : I don’t like Sweden I been stopped by the cops too many times there.
12:20 brian_royaloak : where are you micer?
12:20 Jaime-7693 : but USA is starting to look like a tirany
12:20 Jaime-7693 : phone tapping
12:20 PsychicEnemy : Mikeypod? With to Cononia or something other.
12:20 Jaime-7693 : c’mon
12:20 chrism-6775 : you dont think mex is doing that jaime?
12:20 PsychicEnemy : the..
12:20 bicyclemark : NOt Cononia
12:21 bicyclemark : I was outside Talahaseee
12:21 bicyclemark : beautiful place.
12:21 Jaime-7693 : yeah, there was controversy about that years ago
12:21 kristine22 : right on!!
12:21 Jaime-7693 : i guess we’re just conformist
12:21 Jaime-7693 : s
12:21 micerl : http://www.sweden.se
12:21 brian_royaloak : exactly madge
12:21 Stripclubdeej : was part of us is suburbia
12:21 bwvalentine : what is healthcare like in canada when it comes to mental health, does anyone know?
12:21 brian_royaloak : get back into loving your neighbor
12:21 brian_royaloak : or even knowing their name!
12:21 timpritlove : preventing another clinton era would be a good start
12:21 Stripclubdeej : I got one
12:21 AuntieVeraCharles : Greed will never allow that to happen, Madge
12:22 brian_royaloak : madge – should mi and fl have new primaries?
12:22 kristine22 : if clinton and obama ran together that would be cool
12:22 andymelton : I do have to say that it’s nice living in the woods because everyone does care. When you hear an ambulance around here you have to find out what’s wrong. Or when a car goes down the road, you get up and look to see who it is.
12:22 micerl : StraightChris> Speeding?
12:22 Jaime-7693 : you guys, which country is the best one to live, according to your standards
12:22 Jaime-7693 : ?
12:22 brian_royaloak : madge/mark – should mi and fl have new primaries?
12:22 timpritlove : hillary only won 6 seats in total compared to obama in the recent elections
12:22 micerl : Andy>That sounds really good!
12:22 AuntieVeraCharles : Jaime – New Zealand
12:22 timpritlove : or primaries or caucauses or however you call it
12:22 straightchris : No walking at night in a neighbourhood.
12:23 Jaime-7693 : nope
12:23 brian_royaloak : i noticed that too tim — not the HUGE win she is touting right now!
12:23 Jaime-7693 : isn’t canada great?
12:23 dude2008 : i like the Swiss
12:23 chrism-6775 : franch
12:23 Jaime-7693 : i’ve heard it has universal health care
12:23 micerl : Norway is probably the best middle way.
12:23 timpritlove : lol
12:23 Jaime-7693 : and gay marriage
12:23 pantone : and beavers
12:23 brian_royaloak : yes jaime they do
12:23 Jaime-7693 : what we’re looking for, right?
12:23 Jaime-7693 : beavers!
12:23 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes Jaime
12:23 simp : sure, but Canada has plenty of problems too
12:23 Jaime-7693 : realy?
12:24 chrism-6775 : im a anthropologist of the latin mens
12:24 brian_royaloak : every country has benifits and negatives
12:24 Jaime-7693 : multi tasking
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Not true
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : double watching
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : you and the view
12:24 brian_royaloak : ok – i’m being annoying but one more time cause i don’t know how i feel… madge/mark should mi and fl have new primaries?
12:24 Stripclubdeej : vegetarian stripclubs = no beef curtains
12:24 chrism-6775 : i am
12:24 Jaime-7693 : no!
12:24 chrism-6775 : espanish here
12:24 brian_royaloak :
12:24 Jaime-7693 : i’m as gay as bikemark
12:25 PsychicEnemy : Haha.
12:25 Jaime-7693 : y se habla espaniol
12:25 Jaime-7693 : whorebath
12:25 yeastradio : CUZ YOU IS CARLOS!
12:25 brian_royaloak : they meaning my officials – not me — i feel like they screwed me
12:25 PsychicEnemy : Si se puede.
12:25 brian_royaloak : my vote doesn’t count
12:25 timpritlove : that already worked one time
12:25 timpritlove : you are all using voting computers anyway. nobody’s vote counts
12:26 brian_royaloak : well my vote wasn’t even counted basically
12:26 Stripclubdeej : would a canidate address inner city detroit …half abandoned
12:26 bwvalentine : a bit paranoid, tim?
12:26 PsychicEnemy : I used a paper ballot.
12:26 straightchris : They do what the fuck they want
12:26 chrism-6775 : hah jaime…i know enough
12:26 brian_royaloak : no they would not – they come to the suburbs where the big 3 autos are located
12:26 timpritlove : look at the difference of the results
12:26 brian_royaloak : no becasue it would be an electoral versus vote count issue again like florida
12:26 timpritlove : when she loses, she loses big time
12:26 Stripclubdeej : Thats so sad in those empty burnt out neighborhoods in detroit
12:27 timpritlove : when she wins, the just by a tiny fraction
12:27 doyathink : depends on how things play out in the primary campaign
12:27 Jaime-7693 : “porfavor no se refieran a eso como…”
12:27 Jaime-7693 : “es perfectamente normal”
12:27 micerl : Well, how true do y’all think it is with that “He/She who wins Ohio will win the nomination”?
12:27 timpritlove : but don’t reps hate a liberal black guy even more?
12:27 chrism-6775 : dr lisswood speaks the intl language
12:27 pantone : es sangre limpia
12:27 bwvalentine : ah!
12:27 Jaime-7693 : lol
12:27 brian_royaloak : i think michigan and florida will be a ralley call for whomever doesn’t win the nomination
12:27 bwvalentine : that was awesome!
12:27 Jaime-7693 : clean
12:27 brian_royaloak : they will call foul with that and the superdelligates
12:28 Jaime-7693 : infeccion venerea-yeast infection
12:28 PsychicEnemy : “No case un dedo, pero a la vez no casaste un pene”
12:28 brian_royaloak : but it doesn’t count
12:28 chrism-6775 : howard dean wants them to count now
12:28 brian_royaloak : yes she did
12:28 straightchris : http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-7344181953466797353 Brian Springer – Spin
12:28 chrism-6775 : hes dnc chair, eh?
12:28 PsychicEnemy : Be impressed!
12:28 timpritlove : but only because obama wasn’t on the list
12:28 Jaime-7693 : pero doctora lezzy, no me casé con un dedo
12:28 Jaime-7693 : no te casaste con un pene, tampoco
12:29 brian_royaloak : YES OBAMA WAS NOT ON THE BALLOT
12:29 pantone : obama didnt run in either cuz of the rules of the dnc
12:29 brian_royaloak : IN MICHIGAN
12:29 brian_royaloak : so how fair is that?
12:29 timpritlove : pff. probably not. but he is able to reestablish the face of america
12:29 Stripclubdeej : they need to address Detroit
12:29 straightchris : http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-7344181953466797353 Brian Springer – Spin
12:29 brian_royaloak : if they count them i think that is foul
12:29 PsychicEnemy : You’ve got those memorized, jaime.
12:29 timpritlove : which is probably the most important first step
12:29 micerl : Tim> Agree!
12:29 chrism-6775 : riiiight. its morning in america again
12:29 Jaime-7693 : si
12:29 brian_royaloak : i think obama if nothing else will get people involved again
12:29 timpritlove : i mean, europe would instantly turn around
12:30 brian_royaloak : i think obama is the sydney poitier of the political community right now
12:30 micerl : Bush, Clinton, Bush… Obama!
12:30 micerl : Much better!
12:30 Stripclubdeej : and the trimmed shrubs
12:30 timpritlove : angela?
12:30 bwvalentine : racist!
12:30 Jaime-7693 : impeach MY bush
12:30 brian_royaloak : very even keeled
12:30 brian_royaloak : very well spoken
12:30 Stripclubdeej : angela facebury
12:30 andymelton : I have to go walking. Bye everyone.
12:30 aleavi : bush, clit, bush, clit
12:31 mindcaster : yhelllooo
12:31 dude2008 : they call him Mr Tibbs
12:31 aleavi : bye andy
12:31 brian_royaloak : very logical in his thought process
12:31 micerl : J’aime> Good one!
12:31 mindcaster : what did I miss, give me some cuntwords
12:31 Jaime-7693 : bareback bush or clit?
12:31 bwvalentine : clinton was a rockstar though
12:31 Jaime-7693 : thnks
12:31 brian_royaloak : they asked obama the same thing and he wouldn’t answer
12:31 mindcaster : trimming is good
12:31 straightchris : Hilary is a bitch
12:31 PsychicEnemy : Bacon strip.
12:31 pantone : http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/03/06/countdown-dean-will-not-bend-delegate-rules-for-michigan-florida/
12:31 mindcaster : ah
12:31 Stripclubdeej : murkin
12:31 chrism-6775 : whats next, hes “articulate”?
12:31 brian_royaloak : he said “whichever i wear i look good in them”
12:31 mindcaster : I loves Merkel
12:31 bwvalentine : bacon strip? lmao
12:31 Jaime-7693 : buy gold
12:31 Stripclubdeej : egg meat
12:31 mindcaster : thanks BM
12:31 Jaime-7693 : and amy winehouse albums
12:31 mindcaster : haha
12:32 mindcaster : I’m not that bad
12:32 brian_royaloak : its like your normal thought process madge
12:32 chrism-6775 : they just hatin
12:32 brian_royaloak : gets all crazy at the end
12:32 amywinehouse : what?
12:32 brian_royaloak : like the crumbs at teh bottom of the toaster
12:32 mindcaster : www.yogatv.nl
12:32 amywinehouse : did someone say my name?
12:32 mindcaster : did you see it, BM?
12:32 Jaime-7693 : auntie amy winehouse
12:32 mindcaster : ok
12:32 mindcaster : no
12:32 Stripclubdeej : anyone else have a thing for sniffing yoga mats ?
12:32 mindcaster : maybe soon
12:32 pantone : you have to right click to cut-n-paste, methinks
12:32 amywinehouse : imma go smoke crack
12:32 micerl : Click in the chatroom and Ctrl+A
12:32 Jaime-7693 : they’re tryng to make me go to vote, i say no no no
12:32 brian_royaloak : i gotta go to lunch – thank you madge and mark for the awesome intelligent chat!
12:33 chrism-6775 : am i too fat for yoga?
12:33 micerl : if you’re on Win, that is
12:33 Jaime-7693 : it’s amy winheouse song
12:33 mindcaster : you’re never too fat for yoga
12:33 micerl : Click in the chatroom and Ctrl+A
12:33 bwvalentine : how much of it?
12:33 amywinehouse : give me credit
12:33 Jaime-7693 : they’re trying to make me go to war i say no no no
12:33 ustreamer-97683 : wow when did this started? 1:30 hours already
12:33 amywinehouse : for certain poses
12:33 Stripclubdeej : finger yoga
12:33 chrism-6775 : im not gigantic
12:33 micerl : Click in the chatroom and Ctrl+A
12:33 chrism-6775 : but, you know
12:33 mindcaster : kungfu yoga maybe then?
12:33 pantone : finger blast yoga
12:33 kfrankie : No problem c & p -ing
12:33 doyathink : cunt and paste
12:34 micerl : pc
12:34 micerl : and then copy
12:34 chrism-6775 : pc muscle
12:34 micerl : Kiss you!
12:34 Jaime-7693 : please don’t refer to it as crack amy winehouse
12:34 amywinehouse : bye
12:34 ustreamer-97683 : noooooo
12:34 micerl : buy
12:34 Jaime-7693 : it’s poifectly noumal
12:34 Jaime-7693 :
12:34 ustreamer-97683 : i just got here
12:34 * amywinehouse loves madge
12:34 straightchris : fuck off amy you slut
12:34 chrisrocker : leave amy alone!
12:34 amywinehouse : suck my oversized clit!!!
12:34 chrisrocker : damnit
12:34 mindcaster : and yes, perfectly normal
12:34 micerl : Det är fullständigt normalt att älska Madge.
12:35 bwvalentine : BM needs tips for that endorsement
12:35 AuntieVeraCharles : OYE
12:35 AuntieVeraCharles : yes
12:35 amywinehouse : its circumcized
12:35 Stripclubdeej : dampt krieba
12:35 timpritlove : you should announce this as GMT
12:35 chrism-6775 : girdy girdy?
12:35 Jaime-7693 : buy gold
12:35 micerl : Perfectly normal to love Madge.
12:35 mindcaster : looks alot like dutch
12:35 mindcaster : bye dear dear Madge
12:35 Jaime-7693 : please don’t refer to it as madge
12:35 Stripclubdeej : I prolapsed….therefore I am
12:35 doyathink : thank you, madge and mark
12:35 bicyclemark : thank you people in the chac who werent tools
12:35 AuntieVeraCharles : LOVE MADELINE
12:35 Jaime-7693 : it’s my cousin from red bank new jersey
12:35 pantone : love blazing saddles!
12:35 Jaime-7693 : where mark is from
12:35 mindcaster : I will be your tool Mark
12:35 chrism-6775 : besitos
12:36 mindcaster :
12:36 bicyclemark : near red bank new jersey
12:36 Jaime-7693 : i’ll be your stool mark
12:36 micerl : Thank you Bike for intelligence!
12:36 Stripclubdeej : Seen a lady in the obits who was born in Red Bank, NJ
12:36 AuntieVeraCharles : Netti Dog
12:36 amywinehouse : adios muchachos!
12:36 bicyclemark : micerl… be well
12:36 Jaime-7693 : get fucked
12:36 Stripclubdeej : ywice
12:36 Stripclubdeej : twice
12:36 mindcaster : 3 minutes till MBP Leocunt install
12:36 pantone : mostlt
12:36 bicyclemark : ciao amy.
12:36 chrism-6775 : i wonder if you can neti with dog slobber
12:36 Jaime-7693 : with a fork
12:36 bwvalentine : we can’t help it if we find intelligence sexy
12:36 PsychicEnemy : See yya.
12:37 mindcaster : lator tatort
12:37 amywinehouse : i cant say goodbye…
12:37 Jaime-7693 : say no no no
12:37 chrism-6775 : oh girls, i feel like im at the green mill
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : Such a beautiful dog
12:37 amywinehouse : goin going going!!! & cumming & cumming
12:37 bicyclemark : remember, as chris weagel says, listen to serius satellite radio
12:37 mindcaster : my penis is crooked
12:37 Jaime-7693 : beauty is subjective
12:37 mindcaster : but that’s perfectly normal
12:37 amywinehouse : aint it
12:37 yeastradio : arg
12:37 Jaime-7693 : my trotsky with stink hair and BC
12:38 bicyclemark : no wrap up show today. but maybe he’ll be back turdmorrowq
12:38 micerl :
12:38 mindcaster : 24 hours of anguish and emptiness
12:38 chrism-6775 : was that Jones from Confederacy of Dunces?
12:38 bwvalentine : i wish i could get my dog to wear clothes, but she sucks
12:38 bwvalentine : i want a dog like trotsky
12:38 mindcaster : time for cloning
12:38 Jaime-7693 : i want a dyke like madge
12:39 mindcaster : there is no dyke like madge
12:39 amywinehouse : thats what my mom used to say
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : I love his ears hanging so low
12:39 mindcaster : she defies logic
12:39 chrism-6775 : amy smoked al my green
12:39 Jaime-7693 : and my blue and my everything
12:39 amywinehouse : & then sum
12:39 PsychicEnemy : Square circle.
12:39 mindcaster : this is for the NSA: suck my cunt
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : It’s perfectly noirmal
12:39 Jaime-7693 : wrap up show today?
12:40 chrism-6775 : jaime, ill wrap you up
12:40 PsychicEnemy : Que no…
12:40 Jaime-7693 : uhm…
12:40 Jaime-7693 : hot
12:40 amywinehouse : que dirty
12:40 chrism-6775 : haha
12:40 mindcaster : more
12:40 Jaime-7693 : yes it is you stupid bitch
12:40 PsychicEnemy : Haha, wrap you up in breast flaps, tyrodactyl wings.
12:40 bwvalentine : liswood overload
12:40 amywinehouse : no seas sangron con amy
12:40 Jaime-7693 : lol
12:40 PHATTTCHERRY : are these the voices in his head?
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : ANd…..Curtain
12:41 micerl : And… cut.
12:41 Jaime-7693 : adios
12:41 Jaime-7693 : and get fucked
12:41 bicyclemark : meat curtain call
12:41 micerl : AVC>
12:41 chrism-6775 : so long
12:41 mindcaster : ciao bao
12:41 bicyclemark : how ciao
12:41 Jaime-7693 : farewell
12:41 bwvalentine : ho!
12:41 Jaime-7693 : good niiiiight
12:41 bwvalentine : er
12:41 amywinehouse : wtf
12:41 Jaime-7693 : papa
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : great minds, micerl, great minds
12:41 bwvalentine : i mean
12:41 micerl : Hej då alla!
12:41 bwvalentine : how!
12:41 PsychicEnemy : Sayonara
12:41 chrism-6775 : cher!
12:41 bicyclemark : fan fan helveta
12:41 micerl :
12:42 bicyclemark : thats all i got
12:42 bwvalentine : see y’all tomorry

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