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Yeast Radio 1040 Live from Kabul with Bicycle Mark

Administrator — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 23:35:48 +0000

Special show in which Madge Weinstein talks to Bicyclemark shortly after his arrival in Kabul to do special work related to the Afghan elections. First impressions are often the most interesting….

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YR1021 MORE RACHEL MOO HOO HA!

Administrator — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 19:44:31 +0000

Yes Rachel Kann is my guest again for the entire pogrom. If you don’t like her, get fucked. Go make your own goddamn shit if you don’t like her. Save your venom for your bathroom mirror. Cuntz! THe rest of you, enjoy. It’s a good grumm.

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***NOMINATE RACHEL KANN TO BE A TED SPEAKER***

YR1011 Zoya Fuchs is Alive and Well and Living in Cheryl

Madge — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 16:27:43 +0000

The Russians attack this week’s grumm. Guests include, Ragan Fox, John Pee, BradlAIDS, and SYLVIA BROWN-BROWNED-BROWNE. Also a lesbian reporting on lesbian fisting at the Michigan Wombman’s mucus festival.

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Yeast Radio #1000 Until There’s a Cure…

Administrator — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 06:06:42 +0000

Yeast Radio #1000 is also the longest show in Yeast Radio history. Please spend your next work day listening to this 5hr 45min pogrom instead of working. Show notes after the album art below. CHERYL MERKOWSKI is my co-host as per usual.

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Show Notes/Guests:

Max Keiser Intro

Dave Winer and Adam Curry

1st grumm yeast yoga goddess invocation

Goddonawheel remix POwerGay

SLoeries

bicyclemork

Ragan FOx

Rachel Kann

^***zeeche*^^^^

roger smalls poem

schrokc sex tape

True dooty s02e02

White 1Turd Whisdom

Not Lady bunny

Grizelda

Michael Butler

Cher and Mrs. Garret’s birth daughter

Baby Jane’s Pear Fatty Limerix

NEVEC RED FROM BERLIN!!

Criffy

HagathaTurdaids

Chrys

Lady Raptastic DISASTER

Mrs. Miller

Katie

Timmy

Max Keiser Russia Today/Karmabanque

Dame Joan Sutherland

Jill

Sanitary Pads

President Obama

YR997 Hate Game

Madge — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:53:19 +0000

the sex cunt part of friday’s live show.

With special guest Baby Janeward!

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YR992 Gerald Likes My Dorm

Administrator — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 00:52:03 +0000

eat it out.
more True Dooty
and good stuff.
hokay.
AND A VERY SPECIAL GUEST JAIMEAIDSSHAYDEZ

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YR989 SupLIES and Demand

Madge — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 21:54:00 +0000

trying to understand the economy via max keiser

last podcast of the year

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YR981 Blaque Friday Special Feat. Precious, Rilch, Bicyclemark, StripclubDJ, and Bon’qUe’Sh’A McJackson!

Madge — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:16:46 +0000

In post turkaids spectaculard, Cheryl and I host a variety of peoples, including the Bicyclemork from Amsterdam, StripclubDJaids from Wiscoonsin, and Bon’QuE’Sh’A McJackson from the mustard and turnip greens. You will mostdef NOT lique this blaque showgrum. Sorry. ALSO: A very special panty poop from ANDERSON COOPER of CNN!

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YR954 Lady, Cheryl, Weagrel, ROBERT SCOBLE, The LYP Stalker, and HRHHP (Her Royal Highness’ Haunted Pussy)

Madge — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:33:35 +0000

Yes well the title speaks for herself.
Cheryl is out of town at a f2m festival but that don’t stop her from getting LADY RAPTASTIC on the grum all drunk as fuck. She take Breyon’s cock in one hole and Latwando’s cock in the other downstair hole. SHe gobble all them thing up like she ain’s seen no dick b4.
Also audience comments from the FIRM-UTERUS telephone line.
A Pear Fatty question.
Creeps – such as H.T. AIDS via voice mail.
Cheryl’s abortion recipies.
Oh, and THE RETURN OF THE LYP STALKER!
wootlypsAnd FAHT Robert Scoble makes a rare appearance on this grummy.

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YR942: Lady Raptastic on Yeast for the Very First Time!

Administrator — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:08:47 +0000

…and she be HATIN’ on the First Lady!

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YR941 Hagatha Crosses the Borderline of Piss and Worse Still!

Madge — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:24:50 +0000

Cheryl and Madge talk to Hagatha about things that are truly unmentionable. Hagatha is very ugly but she still gets laid because she drinks urine and spreads toxicities.
This is part one of two.
Part two is better.

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YR940 More Tales from the Shitter with Hagatha the Wretched

Administrator — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 01:10:11 +0000

Disgusting Hagatha reveals that she is even more disgusting than previously thought. Cheryl Prolapse inturdviews her about her horrible life. AuntAIDS Vera shows up drunk as fuck to get shat upon again and again. Terrible grum mostlAIDS.

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YR936 Blue Kitchen Panny Pooping for the Day

Madge — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:10:36 +0000

Panny pooping with spatulas, Cheryl, and Madge.

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YR933 Bon’Que’Esha Jackson nee McJackson meets Rilch and Pee

Madge — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 21:10:12 +0000

Welcome to a rare guest, Bon’Que’Esha Jackso, a nubian goddess with a speech impediment. Cheryl comes along for the raaad and John Pee stopps by. Also, a real dumb cawl.

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YR917 Eat Yeast Video Stream Recording from HELL!

Madge — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:36:56 +0000

The first ever live video stream of Eat Yeast took place yesturday. Fortunately it was a total disaster. Also, Ustream does not allow the recording of the video from co-hosts, Goddess only knows why. So as a result you only get to see me and not Rachel. You can, however, hear it.

Eat Yeast with Rachel Kann VIDEO

YR908 Kitchen Cleanin’ and Poopin’ Sheets

Madge — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 06:55:20 +0000

Live kitchen cleaning in Madge’s apartment with special guest John Pee. Also a precious story entitled, “The Impotent Scatter.”

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YR894 Half Ton Panty

Madge — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:49:24 +0000

This is the weekly Eat Yeast with Rachel and Madge, obese sidekick Andy Melton, and the truly disgusting antichrist CheRILL Merkowski. Horrible grum!

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YR891 Welcome to the Septic Dollhouse

Madge — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:03:56 +0000

YR890 Yeast Radio Hannucunt Fissure Special

Madge — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:14:59 +0000

Colleen joins me to discuss fissures and prolyps on the way to Hannucunt dinner.

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YR888 Trailer Trash Train Wreck

Madge — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 19:34:28 +0000

Two hours and twenty minutes of pure shit. Eight Eight Eight.
Carlos from Mexico blows snot. AndAIDS wants a trailer like Vera.
Rachel is cruising Homo Depot glory holes.

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YR885 Ass Lyps Back Up Where They Belong

Madge — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 05:43:13 +0000

There are mountains…

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Tags: bailout, citibank, citicorp, credit, dumb, emergency, karmabanque, max+keiser, paulson, the+far+side+of+idiocy, sermon+on+the+mount, jesus, beatoffitudes

YR884 Clitorides

Madge — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 18:45:51 +0000

A Jew and Fatty studded cast featurdring Rachel Kann, Mrs. Rachel, Andaids Melton.

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Tags: andaids+melton, rachel+kann, mrs.+rachel, red+velvet+cake, kugel, rhoids, diamonds, proctozone, hemorrhoids, jewelry, jewry

YR882 Eat Yeast wtih Red Velvet Cake

Madge — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:53:37 +0000

Another mess. This show is really stupid, like most. Also, hear about Tibetan singing bowels.
Lyps.

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YR881 Why Auntie Vera Loves Jesus

Madge — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:46:29 +0000

Auntie Vera of VeraSpeaks is my guest as we discuss why religion is so great and has been the only thing to save man from his own destruction (thus far).

YR879 The Grapes of Rhoid

Madge — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:44:12 +0000

Special Ed guests include Cheryl Prolapse and Grizelda
And find out what’s goin’ here:

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Tags: hemorrhoids, wrath, grapes, steinbeck, chery, merkwoski, prolapse, whorehole.org, grizelda

YR873 Three Messes Eating Yeast (NaPodPoMo 6)

Madge — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:54:44 +0000

This is almost 2 hours of shit. Enjoy it if you are a masochist or a moron:

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Tags: andymelton, rachelkann, tranny, cd, crossdresser, cd, dumb, fat, manbian, mannish, doppelganger, transmestites, fea

YR871 Lyve Punditry on Yeast Radio (NaPodPoMo 4)

Madge — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:00:30 +0000

A special guest PUNDIT on today’s election day historic special! LYPS!

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YR867 90 Minutes of The Ugliest Woman in Podcasting

Madge — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:40:07 +0000

Warning: Cuntains Cheryl. THere are no topics, only boils. Also guest vists from Meturd and Carlos from Yucatan.

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Tags: cheryl, merkowski, whorehole.org, ugly, smokers, old, ugly, old, naked, women, granny, tranny, auntie, vera, charles, veraspeaks, dried, fig, lyps, hpv, boils, wanda, wisdom, sprint, lyps, finna, uglAIDS

YR866 Sacred Number for Rachel Kann Plus Madonna Eat Out Party

Madge — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:13:55 +0000

Terrible. Just Terrible.
Listen to this or miss your life.
DONATE TO ME OR I WILL BE FARCED TO MAKE THIS SHOW PAY ONLY, FUCKFACE!
Press the Donate link on the sidebar of yeastradio.com.

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Tags: rachel+kann, macbook, kosher, firewire, pork, kosher, macbook, new+macbook, rachel, kann, birthday, bridget+gray, defibrillator

YR863 The Macbook K and the Rapechel Birthday

Madge — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:56:35 +0000

Rachel joins us for her birthday. Meet her gorgie friend Bridget Gray who has great advice. Meet the small girl who got a vaginal yeast infection playing the monkey in the movie Congo. Find out all about all the decoupage shit she received. Also, learn why the new Macbook is the first KOSHER Mac!

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YR858 Eat Yeast Annoying as Hell

Administrator — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:58:30 +0000

This show will destroy you. It’s pure torture.

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YR854 Up a Deep and Very Narrow Prolyps

Madge — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:48:13 +0000

Lots of ranting then bike mike and a beautiful song by Amy Abdou.

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Tags: voteforchange.com, amy+abdou

YR849 Be Nice To Mary Makatukulu

Madge — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:23:56 +0000

A Doozy of a Helen Gurley Brown clip turday.

Me angry.

Duh election wake-up call AGAIN!

gf2x

Thanks for the $!

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YR839 Cheryl and Self-Sucking/Lapseing

Madge — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:34:57 +0000

Cheryl: A tanner, uglier woman, there has never been.

Also more Helen Gurley-Brown idiocy.

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Tags: hgb, helen+gurley-brown, sex+advice, insane, cherylprolapse, ugly, twat, hearst, lyps, whorehole.org, cherylmerkowski

YR815 Gerald? Cheryl. Beryl? Cheryl.

Madge — Fri, 30 May 2008 18:19:09 +0000

CHERYL
BLUNERAL
GERALD
URINE BAG WITH LYPS
BERYL

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Tags: cheryl, bluneral, gerald, urinebag, fecalmatter, urinebagwithlyps, lips, beryl, xl, brittneyspears

YR791 Interview with Peter from The Pirate Bay

Madge — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:57:38 +0000

A very interesting and heated discussion with Peter from The Pirate Bay about freedom of speech and intellectual property.

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YR784 Sexy Grannies

Administrator — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:50:43 +0000

Ok. It’s not really about sexy grannays. It’s a discussion of important issues with Bicycle Mark, Chris Weagel, and Max Keiser.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE FILE WHICH CUNTAINS THIS PROGROM WHICH YOU ARE TO LISTEN TO. IT IS AN MP3 FILE. IF YOU CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO LISTEN TO MY SHOW, THEN GET FUCKED! I can’t handle all these ‘tards.

YR774 Hospital Closings and Aunties Galore

Madge — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:28:21 +0000

Bmark and I discuss US hospital closings and how creepy my audience is.
We try to reach Rapechel Kann

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Show Notes Below:

11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : Sam
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : sir and ma’am
11:37 micerl : !
11:37 pantone : how much that plate? 2.99?
11:38 Jaime-7693 : two nahni nahn
11:38 Anita-6343 : like cunt
11:38 AuntieVeraCharles : Principles are flexible madge?
11:38 andymelton : I can make up for my eating.
11:38 chrism-6775 : OB tampons
11:39 andymelton : Have you looked into setting up a SIP Server in your house and buying a SIP WiFi phone?
11:39 bwvalentine : andy moves! i saw video proof!
11:40 andymelton : You don’t need a home line, Mary.
11:40 chrism-6775 : gypsy woman, shes homeless
11:40 brian_royaloak : MORNING ANDY!
11:40 andymelton : Mornin’ Brian. (Afternoon here)
11:40 andymelton : Airhead
11:40 bwvalentine : i thought you were in texas, andy
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy Gold
11:41 straightchris : y
11:41 andymelton : Nope, East Pannussee (Tennessee)
11:41 bwvalentine : ah!
11:41 straightchris : Hi Andy
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : Max Keiser made an obscene phone call to me
11:41 micerl : SSD drive?
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : He told me to buy silver
11:42 chrism-6775 : hah
11:42 andymelton : Mark, if you’re ready to get rid of your MacBook Pro I’ll surely take it off your hands (as a gift of course).
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : and aluminum
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : foil
11:42 micerl : Buy Macbooks
11:42 chrism-6775 : from chipotle wrappers
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : LOVE that dog
11:43 bwvalentine : trostky wants to buy gold too
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : He’s beautiful
11:43 micerl : Very chic!
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Netti dog
11:43 bwvalentine : yep
11:43 straightchris : Can Trotsky read?
11:43 straightchris : WALKIES
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : THank you
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Netti dog
11:44 Anita-6343 : does yougrt
11:44 micerl : Truth.
11:44 AuntieVeraCharles : We’ll work on that madge
11:44 pantone : italian greyhounds are russian?
11:44 straightchris : lekka bekke is goot smek!
11:44 AuntieVeraCharles : She married Julia Childs
11:44 pantone : inga
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Only the hot topics
11:45 dude2008 : if I stockpile all my coke cans, will that be like buying gold
11:45 doyathink : vera is light-hearted
11:45 Jaime-7693 : she’s scoble in drag
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Mark, how old are you, seriously
11:45 Anita-6343 : watch the hole show!
11:46 andymelton : I’m hoping the people around here won’t vote because McCain has had a divorce. That’s a no-no around here.
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : Serious question
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : not kidding
11:46 micerl : Andy? What do you mean?
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : I have a point
11:46 pantone : in that case, hopefully they won’t vote for hillary either
11:46 straightchris : we could have bet on Mark’s age
11:46 bwvalentine : aw
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : No
11:46 pantone : never ask a womyn her age
11:46 bwvalentine : 18 – 25?
11:46 chrism-6775 : you make me feel so young
11:46 bwvalentine : give us an estimate?
11:46 ustreamer-80944 : 28
11:47 Jaime-7693 : are you hot?
11:47 straightchris : I’m 47
11:47 ustreamer-80944 : I was right
11:47 pantone : “/nick” name
11:47 Jaime-7693 : are you hot?
11:47 AuntieVeraCharles : I just want to say that I probably have more than 20 years on you…hearts and minds change in more than twenty years
11:47 Jaime-7693 : romance!
11:47 micerl : You were once like BikeMark, AVC?
11:47 AuntieVeraCharles : Hateful
11:47 bwvalentine : i can verify that bicyclemark is hot
11:47 ustreamer-80944 : I have bras older than mark /Babbs
11:47 micerl : That’s what you mean?
11:48 AuntieVeraCharles : We can talk in twenty years
11:48 Jaime-7693 : you’re hot
11:48 doyathink : go to his website and listen to what he has to say
11:48 pantone : mmm, yes, rather shallow and pedantic
11:48 andymelton : When have I said I wanted to have sex with Mark?
11:48 bwvalentine : who doesn’t?
11:48 Jaime-7693 : yes it is you stupi bitch
11:48 micerl : well…
11:48 andymelton : THAT IS NOT HAVING SEX
11:48 AuntieVeraCharles : Does Bicycle Mark have a kick stand?
11:49 pantone : it can be if you do it right
11:49 straightchris : Andy fancies mark, FACT.
11:49 doyathink : that is smothering
11:49 chrism-6775 : Andy, how far are you from Oak Ridge?
11:49 micerl : What you wanna talk about, Mark?!
11:49 Jaime-7693 : Auntie fancies Mark FACT
11:49 timpritlove : we are all individuals!
11:49 straightchris : why don’t you give Andy his jollies you little tease
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : Afraid to answer Mark?
11:49 Jaime-7693 : uuuuuuuuuu
11:49 Babbs : I am a lesbian. mark reminds me of my son.
11:50 brian_royaloak : is bicycle mark a teink?
11:50 AuntieVeraCharles : Poll: Does Bicycle Mark Have A Kick Stand?
11:50 chrism-6775 : im the son of spanish immigrunts
11:50 brian_royaloak : twink
11:50 brian_royaloak : i picture him as a twink
11:50 micerl : 2. No
11:50 Jaime-7693 : he has a beard
11:50 Jaime-7693 : he’s a BEAR
11:50 doyathink : not a twink…maybe a cub
11:50 brian_royaloak : oooo – a bear then or cubbie
11:51 chrism-6775 : oy vey…
11:51 brian_royaloak : foriegn cub = hot!
11:51 AuntieVeraCharles : He has a beard? What’s her name?
11:51 doyathink : lol
11:51 Jaime-7693 : lol
11:52 Jaime-7693 : MARK, WHERE CAN WE SEE YOUR PICTURES?
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : Blueboy
11:52 Jaime-7693 : com?
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : ExPat Weekly
11:52 andymelton : ChrisM, I answered you in private.
11:52 doyathink : citizenreporter.com
11:53 micerl : http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=bicyclemark&m=text
11:53 doyathink : sorry
11:53 straightchris : All of Mark’s pictures are on flickr
11:53 bwvalentine : aw
11:53 Jaime-7693 : thanks myceril!
11:53 micerl : xactly. SNAP!
11:53 pantone : all of marks base are belong to us
11:53 micerl :
11:53 chrism-6775 : stalkerish..
11:53 Jaime-7693 : he’s very judeo-hot
11:54 Jaime-7693 : very israeli, super thin
11:54 timpritlove : http://citizenreporter.org/
11:54 Jaime-7693 : big nose
11:54 Jaime-7693 : love it!
11:54 straightchris : like an IDF hunk
11:54 micerl : IDF…
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : He’s made at us in here…we need to behave now
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : mad
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : that is
11:54 doyathink : be nice to him
11:54 brian_royaloak : wow is lunch with bicycle mark him?
11:54 brian_royaloak : WOOF! smart and hot! Love it!
11:55 Jaime-7693 : true miceryl
11:55 brian_royaloak : wow
11:55 brian_royaloak : censorship at it’s finest
11:55 Jaime-7693 : silence my child,
11:55 pantone : it’s wrong if anyone else does it
11:55 Jaime-7693 : or THE THING will kick you out
11:55 bwvalentine : sorry, we were just flattering mark
11:55 chrism-6775 : silent night, holy night
11:55 bwvalentine : he’s cool
11:55 Jaime-7693 : and we’ll neve see you again
11:56 Jaime-7693 : buy gold, and amy winehouse albums
11:57 chrism-6775 : exactly, my mom’s an out of work nurse because of that
11:57 auntiebicyclemarks : chrism.. where was she located?
11:57 chrism-6775 : saint louis
11:57 AuntieVeraCharles : ouch
11:57 bicyclemark : oh. i should look into that city. Must have lots of these examples
11:58 chrism-6775 : hillary was born there madge
11:58 pantone : whereas Carmel, IN, can’t build medicap facilities fast enough
11:58 chrism-6775 : at edgewater, did you know?
11:59 bwvalentine : i think the reason we all act so silly in the chakrooom is because this is all terrifying and we don’t know what to do with it, you know?
11:59 AuntieVeraCharles : ouch
12:00 chrism-6775 : shriners especially
12:00 brian_royaloak : madge wasn’t gussie’s hospital a religious funded establishment?
12:00 bicyclemark : exactly brian yes
12:00 bicyclemark : and they werent all about the money
12:00 brian_royaloak : and the service was better or worse on average?
12:00 bicyclemark : it was better than average, if i may speak for madge, i remember
12:01 brian_royaloak : better care then
12:01 PsychicEnemy : Oh, this lady on the trolley said she was a nun and she was crazy as hell, and was yelling… she’d lean her 76 yo body into me and say “Ohhh, it’s the shaking.”
12:01 straightchris : Mother Teresa Angel of death
12:01 brian_royaloak : just the fact that they didn’t have a problem with the nature of your relationship is a step in the right direction!
12:01 brian_royaloak : sorry madge
12:01 pantone : was there a noticeable tinge of homophobia
12:01 pantone : ?
12:01 brian_royaloak :
12:02 brian_royaloak : sunday is the 1 year anniversary of my lover’s death
12:02 chrism-6775 : they’ll be replaced with walk-in walmark clinics
12:02 PsychicEnemy : Really.
12:02 chrism-6775 : with nurse pract’s
12:03 PsychicEnemy : But aren’t there hospitals that are part of universities?
12:03 doyathink : yes…teaching hospitals
12:03 brian_royaloak : MADGE – THAT IS AN INCREDIBLE OPTION
12:03 Stripclubdeej : research hospitals
12:03 timpritlove : and has obama been behind that illinois regulation?
12:03 brian_royaloak : i wish michigan had that while i was dealing with david’s medical problems
12:03 brian_royaloak : the chip
12:04 brian_royaloak : good question – was obama involved in that legislation
12:04 chrism-6775 : loyola u stayed afloat for years based on the revenue from their hospital
12:04 Stripclubdeej : Mine is a true lesbian tammy baldwin
12:04 timpritlove : i mean, was it his initiative?
12:04 brian_royaloak : that’s what i found too madge
12:05 brian_royaloak : you have to dig
12:05 brian_royaloak : one leads to another and that one to another
12:05 brian_royaloak : but often you do find something to help
12:05 bwvalentine : good press for them
12:06 brian_royaloak : i think far fewer people go into politics for the “power” than we think
12:06 brian_royaloak : i think most have good intentions in the beginning
12:06 timpritlove : breaking news: Joseph Weizenbaum just died
12:06 PsychicEnemy : I think if you went to a rep today and asked for help getting a passport they might call you a suspicious persona.
12:06 timpritlove : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Weizenbaum
12:06 timpritlove : he wrote Eliza
12:07 PsychicEnemy : Arnold Sch. has a posse.
12:07 Babbs : Bono was a big help to me in CA
12:07 PsychicEnemy : …
12:07 timpritlove : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA
12:07 PsychicEnemy : Posse, a group.
12:07 PsychicEnemy : An entourage.
12:07 brian_royaloak : he was a jew who made a banking thing
12:07 brian_royaloak :
12:07 Stripclubdeej : glam out with your clam out
12:07 PsychicEnemy : Sheesh.
12:08 brian_royaloak : madge would a major healthcare revamp help or hurt hospitals?
12:08 brian_royaloak : in the short term
12:08 bwvalentine : basically this guy wrote bots, eh?
12:08 brian_royaloak : i know anythiing can be worked out in the long term
12:08 AuntieVeraCharles : +
12:08 straightchris : Wal-Mart aren’t unionized are they?
12:08 chrism-6775 : its not that bad mark, stl. there are worse hospital situations elsewhere
12:10 bwvalentine : if walmart was unionized, i’m sure they’d be making more than $4 an hour after taxes
12:10 straightchris : $4!!! fuck
12:11 straightchris : the UK minimum wage is aprox$10
12:11 PsychicEnemy : …I want to clear up that posse is a word and not a pussy.
12:11 timpritlove : omg. ustream sucks big time bandwidth wise. madge, if you want to set up an alternative mp3 stream i might be able to get our fan-support streaming network to broadcast YR.
12:11 doyathink : didn’t they just raise by 21p?
12:11 PsychicEnemy : Hahaha.
12:12 andymelton : You can get some prescriptions at Wal-Mart for $4.
12:12 PsychicEnemy : One block away from CVS.
12:12 brian_royaloak : yes andy
12:12 brian_royaloak : save as costco and target
12:12 brian_royaloak : a lot of people don’t know taht
12:12 chrism-6775 : but do they do more than blood pressure?
12:12 PsychicEnemy : Futurama health care.
12:12 brian_royaloak : i did
12:12 brian_royaloak : madge
12:12 timpritlove : what is CVS?
12:12 brian_royaloak : a chain pharmacy tim
12:13 brian_royaloak : east cost based
12:13 PsychicEnemy : Remember Sav-on
12:13 PsychicEnemy : Sav-On turned into CVS.
12:13 brian_royaloak : right on turnedi into rightvs
12:13 timpritlove : ic.
12:13 timpritlove : omg
12:13 andymelton : Rite Aid is a grocery store.
12:14 andymelton : You can buy beer at Rite Aid.
12:14 timpritlove : lol
12:14 timpritlove : laurie anderson “big science” all over
12:14 PsychicEnemy : Genius.
12:14 kfrankie : Mark doesn’t have a Jersey accent
12:14 chrism-6775 : more like, louie anderson
12:14 brian_royaloak : mark is from jersey?
12:14 brian_royaloak : that’s right – expat!
12:15 Stripclubdeej : fila de puta
12:15 PsychicEnemy : Portugais
12:15 brian_royaloak : mark you need to have classes on leaving the country
12:15 PsychicEnemy : hahah.
12:15 brian_royaloak : cause i’m ready
12:15 PsychicEnemy : Fila de puta…
12:15 brian_royaloak : madge can lead us on our exidus out of the us
12:15 brian_royaloak : like moses
12:15 brian_royaloak : madge = moses
12:15 Jaime-7693 : she can part her lyps
12:16 Stripclubdeej : more angle then dangle
12:16 Jaime-7693 : not the sea
12:16 dude2008 : she can part the red bank sea
12:16 brian_royaloak : good one jamiwe
12:16 straightchris : Sociology is a language all to itself
12:16 Stripclubdeej : take the ambassador bridge in the detroit
12:16 Jaime-7693 : thanks, but dude won
12:16 chrism-6775 : dont be poor
12:16 brian_royaloak : honestly i think i’m just scared to do it because it is too different!
12:16 brian_royaloak : EXACTLY marc
12:17 bicyclemark : at least youre honest about it
12:17 brian_royaloak : i can barely move out of my city!
12:17 chrism-6775 : im trying to get spanish citizenship through my parents
12:17 chrism-6775 : it might help the process
12:17 Stripclubdeej : just go to Windsor across from detroit
12:17 Babbs : What about Canada
12:17 bicyclemark : love the canada
12:17 aleavi : i tried canada
12:17 brian_royaloak : that is actually my formitive plans – i can get canadian citizenship pretty quickly
12:17 aleavi : they denied me
12:17 Jaime-7693 : You don’t hear people in México talking about eaving the country
12:17 brian_royaloak : and then it is easier to get european citizenship from canida than US
12:17 Jaime-7693 : Americans are fucked
12:18 aleavi : haha jaime
12:18 Jaime-7693 : mex
12:18 aleavi : me too
12:18 Jaime-7693 : nope
12:18 doyathink : there are even differences living in UK
12:18 Jaime-7693 : Jaime Gandarilla ho-nay
12:18 Jaime-7693 : it’s spaniard
12:18 timpritlove : yes. come to germany. we have a new basic law on digital privac now which is probably great
12:18 brian_royaloak : ghonorea?
12:18 chrism-6775 : you live in mex 5 years and you get citizenship and an acre of land
12:18 Jaime-7693 : it’s a town you whore
12:18 doyathink : i like it here
12:18 timpritlove : have you talked about that mark?
12:18 Jaime-7693 : a little town in spain
12:19 straightchris : I don’t like the UK either
12:19 timpritlove : i could join a future show and explain
12:19 timpritlove : it is pretty important
12:19 Jaime-7693 : anywhere is better than USA
12:19 Jaime-7693 : almost
12:19 micerl : move to sweden. hang out with Iraqis.
12:19 Jaime-7693 : i know
12:19 Jaime-7693 : or congo
12:19 aleavi : i disagree
12:19 Stripclubdeej : haiti
12:19 brian_royaloak : i think you have to go into a different country knowing that no matter where you go therre are problems
12:20 PsychicEnemy : Portland’s fierce.
12:20 doyathink : zimbabwee?
12:20 brian_royaloak : no country is a nirvana
12:20 micerl : missed last 20+ min, are we talking moving to other countries now?
12:20 timpritlove : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7266543.stm
12:20 chrism-6775 : its very white though, the “good” places people think of
12:20 micerl : Well, really, move here!
12:20 aleavi : yeah
12:20 straightchris : I don’t like Sweden I been stopped by the cops too many times there.
12:20 brian_royaloak : where are you micer?
12:20 Jaime-7693 : but USA is starting to look like a tirany
12:20 Jaime-7693 : phone tapping
12:20 PsychicEnemy : Mikeypod? With to Cononia or something other.
12:20 Jaime-7693 : c’mon
12:20 chrism-6775 : you dont think mex is doing that jaime?
12:20 PsychicEnemy : the..
12:20 bicyclemark : NOt Cononia
12:21 bicyclemark : I was outside Talahaseee
12:21 bicyclemark : beautiful place.
12:21 Jaime-7693 : yeah, there was controversy about that years ago
12:21 kristine22 : right on!!
12:21 Jaime-7693 : i guess we’re just conformist
12:21 Jaime-7693 : s
12:21 micerl : http://www.sweden.se
12:21 brian_royaloak : exactly madge
12:21 Stripclubdeej : was part of us is suburbia
12:21 bwvalentine : what is healthcare like in canada when it comes to mental health, does anyone know?
12:21 brian_royaloak : get back into loving your neighbor
12:21 brian_royaloak : or even knowing their name!
12:21 timpritlove : preventing another clinton era would be a good start
12:21 Stripclubdeej : I got one
12:21 AuntieVeraCharles : Greed will never allow that to happen, Madge
12:22 brian_royaloak : madge – should mi and fl have new primaries?
12:22 kristine22 : if clinton and obama ran together that would be cool
12:22 andymelton : I do have to say that it’s nice living in the woods because everyone does care. When you hear an ambulance around here you have to find out what’s wrong. Or when a car goes down the road, you get up and look to see who it is.
12:22 micerl : StraightChris> Speeding?
12:22 Jaime-7693 : you guys, which country is the best one to live, according to your standards
12:22 Jaime-7693 : ?
12:22 brian_royaloak : madge/mark – should mi and fl have new primaries?
12:22 timpritlove : hillary only won 6 seats in total compared to obama in the recent elections
12:22 micerl : Andy>That sounds really good!
12:22 AuntieVeraCharles : Jaime – New Zealand
12:22 timpritlove : or primaries or caucauses or however you call it
12:22 straightchris : No walking at night in a neighbourhood.
12:23 Jaime-7693 : nope
12:23 brian_royaloak : i noticed that too tim — not the HUGE win she is touting right now!
12:23 Jaime-7693 : isn’t canada great?
12:23 dude2008 : i like the Swiss
12:23 chrism-6775 : franch
12:23 Jaime-7693 : i’ve heard it has universal health care
12:23 micerl : Norway is probably the best middle way.
12:23 timpritlove : lol
12:23 Jaime-7693 : and gay marriage
12:23 pantone : and beavers
12:23 brian_royaloak : yes jaime they do
12:23 Jaime-7693 : what we’re looking for, right?
12:23 Jaime-7693 : beavers!
12:23 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes Jaime
12:23 simp : sure, but Canada has plenty of problems too
12:23 Jaime-7693 : realy?
12:24 chrism-6775 : im a anthropologist of the latin mens
12:24 brian_royaloak : every country has benifits and negatives
12:24 Jaime-7693 : multi tasking
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Not true
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : double watching
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : you and the view
12:24 brian_royaloak : ok – i’m being annoying but one more time cause i don’t know how i feel… madge/mark should mi and fl have new primaries?
12:24 Stripclubdeej : vegetarian stripclubs = no beef curtains
12:24 chrism-6775 : i am
12:24 Jaime-7693 : no!
12:24 chrism-6775 : espanish here
12:24 brian_royaloak :
12:24 Jaime-7693 : i’m as gay as bikemark
12:25 PsychicEnemy : Haha.
12:25 Jaime-7693 : y se habla espaniol
12:25 Jaime-7693 : whorebath
12:25 yeastradio : CUZ YOU IS CARLOS!
12:25 brian_royaloak : they meaning my officials – not me — i feel like they screwed me
12:25 PsychicEnemy : Si se puede.
12:25 brian_royaloak : my vote doesn’t count
12:25 timpritlove : that already worked one time
12:25 timpritlove : you are all using voting computers anyway. nobody’s vote counts
12:26 brian_royaloak : well my vote wasn’t even counted basically
12:26 Stripclubdeej : would a canidate address inner city detroit …half abandoned
12:26 bwvalentine : a bit paranoid, tim?
12:26 PsychicEnemy : I used a paper ballot.
12:26 straightchris : They do what the fuck they want
12:26 chrism-6775 : hah jaime…i know enough
12:26 brian_royaloak : no they would not – they come to the suburbs where the big 3 autos are located
12:26 timpritlove : look at the difference of the results
12:26 brian_royaloak : no becasue it would be an electoral versus vote count issue again like florida
12:26 timpritlove : when she loses, she loses big time
12:26 Stripclubdeej : Thats so sad in those empty burnt out neighborhoods in detroit
12:27 timpritlove : when she wins, the just by a tiny fraction
12:27 doyathink : depends on how things play out in the primary campaign
12:27 Jaime-7693 : “porfavor no se refieran a eso como…”
12:27 Jaime-7693 : “es perfectamente normal”
12:27 micerl : Well, how true do y’all think it is with that “He/She who wins Ohio will win the nomination”?
12:27 timpritlove : but don’t reps hate a liberal black guy even more?
12:27 chrism-6775 : dr lisswood speaks the intl language
12:27 pantone : es sangre limpia
12:27 bwvalentine : ah!
12:27 Jaime-7693 : lol
12:27 brian_royaloak : i think michigan and florida will be a ralley call for whomever doesn’t win the nomination
12:27 bwvalentine : that was awesome!
12:27 Jaime-7693 : clean
12:27 brian_royaloak : they will call foul with that and the superdelligates
12:28 Jaime-7693 : infeccion venerea-yeast infection
12:28 PsychicEnemy : “No case un dedo, pero a la vez no casaste un pene”
12:28 brian_royaloak : but it doesn’t count
12:28 chrism-6775 : howard dean wants them to count now
12:28 brian_royaloak : yes she did
12:28 straightchris : http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-7344181953466797353 Brian Springer – Spin
12:28 chrism-6775 : hes dnc chair, eh?
12:28 PsychicEnemy : Be impressed!
12:28 timpritlove : but only because obama wasn’t on the list
12:28 Jaime-7693 : pero doctora lezzy, no me casé con un dedo
12:28 Jaime-7693 : no te casaste con un pene, tampoco
12:29 brian_royaloak : YES OBAMA WAS NOT ON THE BALLOT
12:29 pantone : obama didnt run in either cuz of the rules of the dnc
12:29 brian_royaloak : IN MICHIGAN
12:29 brian_royaloak : so how fair is that?
12:29 timpritlove : pff. probably not. but he is able to reestablish the face of america
12:29 Stripclubdeej : they need to address Detroit
12:29 straightchris : http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-7344181953466797353 Brian Springer – Spin
12:29 brian_royaloak : if they count them i think that is foul
12:29 PsychicEnemy : You’ve got those memorized, jaime.
12:29 timpritlove : which is probably the most important first step
12:29 micerl : Tim> Agree!
12:29 chrism-6775 : riiiight. its morning in america again
12:29 Jaime-7693 : si
12:29 brian_royaloak : i think obama if nothing else will get people involved again
12:29 timpritlove : i mean, europe would instantly turn around
12:30 brian_royaloak : i think obama is the sydney poitier of the political community right now
12:30 micerl : Bush, Clinton, Bush… Obama!
12:30 micerl : Much better!
12:30 Stripclubdeej : and the trimmed shrubs
12:30 timpritlove : angela?
12:30 bwvalentine : racist!
12:30 Jaime-7693 : impeach MY bush
12:30 brian_royaloak : very even keeled
12:30 brian_royaloak : very well spoken
12:30 Stripclubdeej : angela facebury
12:30 andymelton : I have to go walking. Bye everyone.
12:30 aleavi : bush, clit, bush, clit
12:31 mindcaster : yhelllooo
12:31 dude2008 : they call him Mr Tibbs
12:31 aleavi : bye andy
12:31 brian_royaloak : very logical in his thought process
12:31 micerl : J’aime> Good one!
12:31 mindcaster : what did I miss, give me some cuntwords
12:31 Jaime-7693 : bareback bush or clit?
12:31 bwvalentine : clinton was a rockstar though
12:31 Jaime-7693 : thnks
12:31 brian_royaloak : they asked obama the same thing and he wouldn’t answer
12:31 mindcaster : trimming is good
12:31 straightchris : Hilary is a bitch
12:31 PsychicEnemy : Bacon strip.
12:31 pantone : http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/03/06/countdown-dean-will-not-bend-delegate-rules-for-michigan-florida/
12:31 mindcaster : ah
12:31 Stripclubdeej : murkin
12:31 chrism-6775 : whats next, hes “articulate”?
12:31 brian_royaloak : he said “whichever i wear i look good in them”
12:31 mindcaster : I loves Merkel
12:31 bwvalentine : bacon strip? lmao
12:31 Jaime-7693 : buy gold
12:31 Stripclubdeej : egg meat
12:31 mindcaster : thanks BM
12:31 Jaime-7693 : and amy winehouse albums
12:31 mindcaster : haha
12:32 mindcaster : I’m not that bad
12:32 brian_royaloak : its like your normal thought process madge
12:32 chrism-6775 : they just hatin
12:32 brian_royaloak : gets all crazy at the end
12:32 amywinehouse : what?
12:32 brian_royaloak : like the crumbs at teh bottom of the toaster
12:32 mindcaster : www.yogatv.nl
12:32 amywinehouse : did someone say my name?
12:32 mindcaster : did you see it, BM?
12:32 Jaime-7693 : auntie amy winehouse
12:32 mindcaster : ok
12:32 mindcaster : no
12:32 Stripclubdeej : anyone else have a thing for sniffing yoga mats ?
12:32 mindcaster : maybe soon
12:32 pantone : you have to right click to cut-n-paste, methinks
12:32 amywinehouse : imma go smoke crack
12:32 micerl : Click in the chatroom and Ctrl+A
12:32 Jaime-7693 : they’re tryng to make me go to vote, i say no no no
12:32 brian_royaloak : i gotta go to lunch – thank you madge and mark for the awesome intelligent chat!
12:33 chrism-6775 : am i too fat for yoga?
12:33 micerl : if you’re on Win, that is
12:33 Jaime-7693 : it’s amy winheouse song
12:33 mindcaster : you’re never too fat for yoga
12:33 micerl : Click in the chatroom and Ctrl+A
12:33 bwvalentine : how much of it?
12:33 amywinehouse : give me credit
12:33 Jaime-7693 : they’re trying to make me go to war i say no no no
12:33 ustreamer-97683 : wow when did this started? 1:30 hours already
12:33 amywinehouse : for certain poses
12:33 Stripclubdeej : finger yoga
12:33 chrism-6775 : im not gigantic
12:33 micerl : Click in the chatroom and Ctrl+A
12:33 chrism-6775 : but, you know
12:33 mindcaster : kungfu yoga maybe then?
12:33 pantone : finger blast yoga
12:33 kfrankie : No problem c & p -ing
12:33 doyathink : cunt and paste
12:34 micerl : pc
12:34 micerl : and then copy
12:34 chrism-6775 : pc muscle
12:34 micerl : Kiss you!
12:34 Jaime-7693 : please don’t refer to it as crack amy winehouse
12:34 amywinehouse : bye
12:34 ustreamer-97683 : noooooo
12:34 micerl : buy
12:34 Jaime-7693 : it’s poifectly noumal
12:34 Jaime-7693 :
12:34 ustreamer-97683 : i just got here
12:34 * amywinehouse loves madge
12:34 straightchris : fuck off amy you slut
12:34 chrisrocker : leave amy alone!
12:34 amywinehouse : suck my oversized clit!!!
12:34 chrisrocker : damnit
12:34 mindcaster : and yes, perfectly normal
12:34 micerl : Det är fullständigt normalt att älska Madge.
12:35 bwvalentine : BM needs tips for that endorsement
12:35 AuntieVeraCharles : OYE
12:35 AuntieVeraCharles : yes
12:35 amywinehouse : its circumcized
12:35 Stripclubdeej : dampt krieba
12:35 timpritlove : you should announce this as GMT
12:35 chrism-6775 : girdy girdy?
12:35 Jaime-7693 : buy gold
12:35 micerl : Perfectly normal to love Madge.
12:35 mindcaster : looks alot like dutch
12:35 mindcaster : bye dear dear Madge
12:35 Jaime-7693 : please don’t refer to it as madge
12:35 Stripclubdeej : I prolapsed….therefore I am
12:35 doyathink : thank you, madge and mark
12:35 bicyclemark : thank you people in the chac who werent tools
12:35 AuntieVeraCharles : LOVE MADELINE
12:35 Jaime-7693 : it’s my cousin from red bank new jersey
12:35 pantone : love blazing saddles!
12:35 Jaime-7693 : where mark is from
12:35 mindcaster : I will be your tool Mark
12:35 chrism-6775 : besitos
12:36 mindcaster :
12:36 bicyclemark : near red bank new jersey
12:36 Jaime-7693 : i’ll be your stool mark
12:36 micerl : Thank you Bike for intelligence!
12:36 Stripclubdeej : Seen a lady in the obits who was born in Red Bank, NJ
12:36 AuntieVeraCharles : Netti Dog
12:36 amywinehouse : adios muchachos!
12:36 bicyclemark : micerl… be well
12:36 Jaime-7693 : get fucked
12:36 Stripclubdeej : ywice
12:36 Stripclubdeej : twice
12:36 mindcaster : 3 minutes till MBP Leocunt install
12:36 pantone : mostlt
12:36 bicyclemark : ciao amy.
12:36 chrism-6775 : i wonder if you can neti with dog slobber
12:36 Jaime-7693 : with a fork
12:36 bwvalentine : we can’t help it if we find intelligence sexy
12:36 PsychicEnemy : See yya.
12:37 mindcaster : lator tatort
12:37 amywinehouse : i cant say goodbye…
12:37 Jaime-7693 : say no no no
12:37 chrism-6775 : oh girls, i feel like im at the green mill
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : Such a beautiful dog
12:37 amywinehouse : goin going going!!! & cumming & cumming
12:37 bicyclemark : remember, as chris weagel says, listen to serius satellite radio
12:37 mindcaster : my penis is crooked
12:37 Jaime-7693 : beauty is subjective
12:37 mindcaster : but that’s perfectly normal
12:37 amywinehouse : aint it
12:37 yeastradio : arg
12:37 Jaime-7693 : my trotsky with stink hair and BC
12:38 bicyclemark : no wrap up show today. but maybe he’ll be back turdmorrowq
12:38 micerl :
12:38 mindcaster : 24 hours of anguish and emptiness
12:38 chrism-6775 : was that Jones from Confederacy of Dunces?
12:38 bwvalentine : i wish i could get my dog to wear clothes, but she sucks
12:38 bwvalentine : i want a dog like trotsky
12:38 mindcaster : time for cloning
12:38 Jaime-7693 : i want a dyke like madge
12:39 mindcaster : there is no dyke like madge
12:39 amywinehouse : thats what my mom used to say
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : I love his ears hanging so low
12:39 mindcaster : she defies logic
12:39 chrism-6775 : amy smoked al my green
12:39 Jaime-7693 : and my blue and my everything
12:39 amywinehouse : & then sum
12:39 PsychicEnemy : Square circle.
12:39 mindcaster : this is for the NSA: suck my cunt
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : It’s perfectly noirmal
12:39 Jaime-7693 : wrap up show today?
12:40 chrism-6775 : jaime, ill wrap you up
12:40 PsychicEnemy : Que no…
12:40 Jaime-7693 : uhm…
12:40 Jaime-7693 : hot
12:40 amywinehouse : que dirty
12:40 chrism-6775 : haha
12:40 mindcaster : more
12:40 Jaime-7693 : yes it is you stupid bitch
12:40 PsychicEnemy : Haha, wrap you up in breast flaps, tyrodactyl wings.
12:40 bwvalentine : liswood overload
12:40 amywinehouse : no seas sangron con amy
12:40 Jaime-7693 : lol
12:40 PHATTTCHERRY : are these the voices in his head?
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : ANd…..Curtain
12:41 micerl : And… cut.
12:41 Jaime-7693 : adios
12:41 Jaime-7693 : and get fucked
12:41 bicyclemark : meat curtain call
12:41 micerl : AVC>
12:41 chrism-6775 : so long
12:41 mindcaster : ciao bao
12:41 bicyclemark : how ciao
12:41 Jaime-7693 : farewell
12:41 bwvalentine : ho!
12:41 Jaime-7693 : good niiiiight
12:41 bwvalentine : er
12:41 amywinehouse : wtf
12:41 Jaime-7693 : papa
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : great minds, micerl, great minds
12:41 bwvalentine : i mean
12:41 micerl : Hej då alla!
12:41 bwvalentine : how!
12:41 PsychicEnemy : Sayonara
12:41 chrism-6775 : cher!
12:41 bicyclemark : fan fan helveta
12:41 micerl :
12:42 bicyclemark : thats all i got
12:42 bwvalentine : see y’all tomorry

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YR773 Don’t Cry For Me Blobert Scoble

Madge — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 20:12:43 +0000

Robert Scoble elaborates on the Microsoft product that brought him turd tears.

Bicyclemark joins us and assists me in questioning the brilliant Scobleizer. Twice.

CLICK HERE FOR directal link to mp3 downloads

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YR763 There Will Be Lyps

Madge — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:58:21 +0000

This pogrum is longer than that dreadful movie, “There Will Be Blood.” Plus, it’s clean blood and cuntains Cheryl Merkowski, Max Keiser, Andy Melton, Auntie Vera, Chris Weagel, bicyclemark and other messes I think.

direct download link to mp3 click HERE

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YR761 Dootymelt-Aunti Vera-Perfectly Nomal

Madge — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:49:51 +0000

Today’s guest mess is Auntie Vera Charles.

Madge has uvula phlegm too.

DIRECT DOWNLOAD MP3 CLICK HERE

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YR757 Max Keiser and the Not So Great Depression

Madge — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:54:57 +0000

Max Keiser of KarmaBanque Radio and Al Jazeera English is my guest for the hour. We talk about the looming and worsening financial crisis and how pretty I look.

direct link to mp3 media file

links:
KarmaBanque Radio
Max on Al Jazeera English
Article: Depression risk might force U.S. to buy assets

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YR744 Robert Scoble Live from Davos Switzerland While I Douche my Nose

Madge — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:02:36 +0000

Robert Scoble calls in to report on his visit to the World Economic Forum in Switzerland while I do a Neti Pot Goddess Ritual on my huge nose.

Schlyyps

direct link to mp3 file HERE

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YR742 Wanda and Cheryl with some Weagel Room

Madge — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:56:47 +0000

schlyyyyyps get fucked

guests:
Wanda Wisdom
Cheryl Prolapse
Chris Weagel

direct link to mp3 file HERE

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YR706 Holocauast Denial and the Winnies

Madge — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:49:37 +0000

The topics have nothing to do with each other but both are in this show. First, R.J. Whorehouse and Mikeypod discuss holocaust deniers whose name I’m too lazy to google. Then and EXCLUSIVE inturdview with fellow crazy person and Winnies producer, Irina SLUTsky.

Irina is the 2nd half of the show.

direct link for pizzababe here

YR704 At least when I wake up in the morning and look in the mirror, I don’t see Cheryl Merkowski.

Madge — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:00:33 +0000

Madge and Cheryl disgust their holidays.
Show notes by Enzo Sant’Elia:

Pretending to call Cheryl.

Cheryl is proled with turkey goblets hanging out of her lyps.

Cheryl says “cunny,” Madge says “cuny.”

Somebody Cheryl knows was shitting their asshole all over their cunt;
Cheryl tells the story.

Cheryl is visiting family/underaged children for the holiday.

Oh, Excuse me? Did you—did you?

Most old people are happy when they get diagnosed with anything.

Cheryl laughs.

Asscunt runs in Cheryl’s family.

If you vomit, you get mint chip ice cream as a present.

Getting mugged and raped while Black Friday shopping.

Next in line, please. Progrum.

Wanda Wisdom in her peach polyester
pantsuit.

Madge keeps lesbian kosher—she doesn’t eat pussy on the table.

PID = Pussy In Distress.

Andy Melton weighs a quarter
ton and should be on Pizza
Babe’s Freak Networ.

Cheryl corrects people’s grammar.

Tech talk.

Abortion talk.

Sweet rectum potato pie.

Tags: fea

YR693 Lyps Flying in Barcelona, with Cherry Blossom, LuRilch, Sex Ed, and Barfeclona House

Madge — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 18:43:23 +0000

Prolyps savings time is over. Don’t forget to change your LYPS!

ugly childe molester

Oma Mess!

show notes by Enzo Sant’ Ella

Skype call to Cheryl from Barfcelona

Cheryl looks somewhat negro (negress?)

The Japanese Miss Cherry Blossom chimes in

Cheryl has sexomnia, which manifests itself during naptime at the daycare

Dr. Liswood on orgasms

The sensation of fullness in the vagina

Techno music mixed with voice messages

Are pink socks a normal thing?

Cheryl’s disgusting pictures of feet—are they from dead people?

Omageil.com means “horny grandma”

Horny grannies are the real girdle queens

Dr. Liswood on “love”

More techno

The listeners will buy Madge and Cheryl memberships for granny porn

Cheryl says “pussy”

Music: Joanna Neswsom

Composing thank-you notes to listeners who buy Cheryl a membership to
Omageil.com

Grannysexforum.com has fake grannies and fisting with baby hands

Cheryl sings

Madge doesn’t feel as mean to Cheryl as she normally is, and has a
problem with that

Prolypse Sashimi—it’s great with wasabi

Is there a maximum age of consent?

Screen capturing granny fisting

Message from Andy; he wants to live in a house with Madge,
Bicyclemark, and Amy, preferably across the hall from Bicyclemark with
easy access to the kitchen.

Fistulas smell

Cheryl pleads the fifth on poop sex

Music: Anstony and the Johrnsons

YR669 Shitting, Betty, Ceven, and M(wh)ore!

Madge — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:46:17 +0000

Visit Ceven’s Podcast!

Tags: big, fat, hairy, dyke, with, cuntstench

YR665 Now is the Time for All Good Lesbians to Come to the Aid of Larry Craig

Madge — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 23:34:06 +0000

Mostly.
Also
new Cerda schedull for 2007-8
prolapsing at Arnold’s with helenda.
Cramp Camp.
Perpetual waturdgates.
Star Jones email.
LYYYUYYYYYPS

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YR648 Las Gaygas!

Madge — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:09:28 +0000

Freelance journalist Steve Friess from The Strip Podcast talks about the fun to be had by the gays in Las Vegas.

buy Steve’s new book!

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