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11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : Sam
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : sir and ma’am
11:37 micerl : !
11:37 pantone : how much that plate? 2.99?
11:38 Jaime-7693 : two nahni nahn
11:38 Anita-6343 : like cunt
11:38 AuntieVeraCharles : Principles are flexible madge?
11:38 andymelton : I can make up for my eating.
11:38 chrism-6775 : OB tampons
11:39 andymelton : Have you looked into setting up a SIP Server in your house and buying a SIP WiFi phone?
11:39 bwvalentine : andy moves! i saw video proof!
11:40 andymelton : You don’t need a home line, Mary.
11:40 chrism-6775 : gypsy woman, shes homeless
11:40 brian_royaloak : MORNING ANDY!
11:40 andymelton : Mornin’ Brian. (Afternoon here)
11:40 andymelton : Airhead
11:40 bwvalentine : i thought you were in texas, andy
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy Gold
11:41 straightchris : y
11:41 andymelton : Nope, East Pannussee (Tennessee)
11:41 bwvalentine : ah!
11:41 straightchris : Hi Andy
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : Max Keiser made an obscene phone call to me
11:41 micerl : SSD drive?
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : He told me to buy silver
11:42 chrism-6775 : hah
11:42 andymelton : Mark, if you’re ready to get rid of your MacBook Pro I’ll surely take it off your hands (as a gift of course).
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : and aluminum
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : foil
11:42 micerl : Buy Macbooks
11:42 chrism-6775 : from chipotle wrappers
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : LOVE that dog
11:43 bwvalentine : trostky wants to buy gold too
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : He’s beautiful
11:43 micerl : Very chic!
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Netti dog
11:43 bwvalentine : yep
11:43 straightchris : Can Trotsky read?
11:43 straightchris : WALKIES
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : THank you
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Netti dog
11:44 Anita-6343 : does yougrt
11:44 micerl : Truth.
11:44 AuntieVeraCharles : We’ll work on that madge
11:44 pantone : italian greyhounds are russian?
11:44 straightchris : lekka bekke is goot smek!
11:44 AuntieVeraCharles : She married Julia Childs
11:44 pantone : inga
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Only the hot topics
11:45 dude2008 : if I stockpile all my coke cans, will that be like buying gold
11:45 doyathink : vera is light-hearted
11:45 Jaime-7693 : she’s scoble in drag
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Mark, how old are you, seriously
11:45 Anita-6343 : watch the hole show!
11:46 andymelton : I’m hoping the people around here won’t vote because McCain has had a divorce. That’s a no-no around here.
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : Serious question
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : not kidding
11:46 micerl : Andy? What do you mean?
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : I have a point
11:46 pantone : in that case, hopefully they won’t vote for hillary either
11:46 straightchris : we could have bet on Mark’s age
11:46 bwvalentine : aw
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : No
11:46 pantone : never ask a womyn her age
11:46 bwvalentine : 18 – 25?
11:46 chrism-6775 : you make me feel so young
11:46 bwvalentine : give us an estimate?
11:46 ustreamer-80944 : 28
11:47 Jaime-7693 : are you hot?
11:47 straightchris : I’m 47
11:47 ustreamer-80944 : I was right
11:47 pantone : “/nick” name
11:47 Jaime-7693 : are you hot?
11:47 AuntieVeraCharles : I just want to say that I probably have more than 20 years on you…hearts and minds change in more than twenty years
11:47 Jaime-7693 : romance!
11:47 micerl : You were once like BikeMark, AVC?
11:47 AuntieVeraCharles : Hateful
11:47 bwvalentine : i can verify that bicyclemark is hot
11:47 ustreamer-80944 : I have bras older than mark /Babbs
11:47 micerl : That’s what you mean?
11:48 AuntieVeraCharles : We can talk in twenty years
11:48 Jaime-7693 : you’re hot
11:48 doyathink : go to his website and listen to what he has to say
11:48 pantone : mmm, yes, rather shallow and pedantic
11:48 andymelton : When have I said I wanted to have sex with Mark?
11:48 bwvalentine : who doesn’t?
11:48 Jaime-7693 : yes it is you stupi bitch
11:48 micerl : well…
11:48 andymelton : THAT IS NOT HAVING SEX
11:48 AuntieVeraCharles : Does Bicycle Mark have a kick stand?
11:49 pantone : it can be if you do it right
11:49 straightchris : Andy fancies mark, FACT.
11:49 doyathink : that is smothering
11:49 chrism-6775 : Andy, how far are you from Oak Ridge?
11:49 micerl : What you wanna talk about, Mark?!
11:49 Jaime-7693 : Auntie fancies Mark FACT
11:49 timpritlove : we are all individuals!
11:49 straightchris : why don’t you give Andy his jollies you little tease
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : Afraid to answer Mark?
11:49 Jaime-7693 : uuuuuuuuuu
11:49 Babbs : I am a lesbian. mark reminds me of my son.
11:50 brian_royaloak : is bicycle mark a teink?
11:50 AuntieVeraCharles : Poll: Does Bicycle Mark Have A Kick Stand?
11:50 chrism-6775 : im the son of spanish immigrunts
11:50 brian_royaloak : twink
11:50 brian_royaloak : i picture him as a twink
11:50 micerl : 2. No
11:50 Jaime-7693 : he has a beard
11:50 Jaime-7693 : he’s a BEAR
11:50 doyathink : not a twink…maybe a cub
11:50 brian_royaloak : oooo – a bear then or cubbie
11:51 chrism-6775 : oy vey…
11:51 brian_royaloak : foriegn cub = hot!
11:51 AuntieVeraCharles : He has a beard? What’s her name?
11:51 doyathink : lol
11:51 Jaime-7693 : lol
11:52 Jaime-7693 : MARK, WHERE CAN WE SEE YOUR PICTURES?
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : Blueboy
11:52 Jaime-7693 : com?
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : ExPat Weekly
11:52 andymelton : ChrisM, I answered you in private.
11:52 doyathink : citizenreporter.com
11:53 micerl : http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=bicyclemark&m=text
11:53 doyathink : sorry
11:53 straightchris : All of Mark’s pictures are on flickr
11:53 bwvalentine : aw
11:53 Jaime-7693 : thanks myceril!
11:53 micerl : xactly. SNAP!
11:53 pantone : all of marks base are belong to us
11:53 micerl :
11:53 chrism-6775 : stalkerish..
11:53 Jaime-7693 : he’s very judeo-hot
11:54 Jaime-7693 : very israeli, super thin
11:54 timpritlove : http://citizenreporter.org/
11:54 Jaime-7693 : big nose
11:54 Jaime-7693 : love it!
11:54 straightchris : like an IDF hunk
11:54 micerl : IDF…
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : He’s made at us in here…we need to behave now
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : mad
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : that is
11:54 doyathink : be nice to him
11:54 brian_royaloak : wow is lunch with bicycle mark him?
11:54 brian_royaloak : WOOF! smart and hot! Love it!
11:55 Jaime-7693 : true miceryl
11:55 brian_royaloak : wow
11:55 brian_royaloak : censorship at it’s finest
11:55 Jaime-7693 : silence my child,
11:55 pantone : it’s wrong if anyone else does it
11:55 Jaime-7693 : or THE THING will kick you out
11:55 bwvalentine : sorry, we were just flattering mark
11:55 chrism-6775 : silent night, holy night
11:55 bwvalentine : he’s cool
11:55 Jaime-7693 : and we’ll neve see you again
11:56 Jaime-7693 : buy gold, and amy winehouse albums
11:57 chrism-6775 : exactly, my mom’s an out of work nurse because of that
11:57 auntiebicyclemarks : chrism.. where was she located?
11:57 chrism-6775 : saint louis
11:57 AuntieVeraCharles : ouch
11:57 bicyclemark : oh. i should look into that city. Must have lots of these examples
11:58 chrism-6775 : hillary was born there madge
11:58 pantone : whereas Carmel, IN, can’t build medicap facilities fast enough
11:58 chrism-6775 : at edgewater, did you know?
11:59 bwvalentine : i think the reason we all act so silly in the chakrooom is because this is all terrifying and we don’t know what to do with it, you know?
11:59 AuntieVeraCharles : ouch
12:00 chrism-6775 : shriners especially
12:00 brian_royaloak : madge wasn’t gussie’s hospital a religious funded establishment?
12:00 bicyclemark : exactly brian yes
12:00 bicyclemark : and they werent all about the money
12:00 brian_royaloak : and the service was better or worse on average?
12:00 bicyclemark : it was better than average, if i may speak for madge, i remember
12:01 brian_royaloak : better care then
12:01 PsychicEnemy : Oh, this lady on the trolley said she was a nun and she was crazy as hell, and was yelling… she’d lean her 76 yo body into me and say “Ohhh, it’s the shaking.”
12:01 straightchris : Mother Teresa Angel of death
12:01 brian_royaloak : just the fact that they didn’t have a problem with the nature of your relationship is a step in the right direction!
12:01 brian_royaloak : sorry madge
12:01 pantone : was there a noticeable tinge of homophobia
12:01 pantone : ?
12:01 brian_royaloak :
12:02 brian_royaloak : sunday is the 1 year anniversary of my lover’s death
12:02 chrism-6775 : they’ll be replaced with walk-in walmark clinics
12:02 PsychicEnemy : Really.
12:02 chrism-6775 : with nurse pract’s
12:03 PsychicEnemy : But aren’t there hospitals that are part of universities?
12:03 doyathink : yes…teaching hospitals
12:03 brian_royaloak : MADGE – THAT IS AN INCREDIBLE OPTION
12:03 Stripclubdeej : research hospitals
12:03 timpritlove : and has obama been behind that illinois regulation?
12:03 brian_royaloak : i wish michigan had that while i was dealing with david’s medical problems
12:03 brian_royaloak : the chip
12:04 brian_royaloak : good question – was obama involved in that legislation
12:04 chrism-6775 : loyola u stayed afloat for years based on the revenue from their hospital
12:04 Stripclubdeej : Mine is a true lesbian tammy baldwin
12:04 timpritlove : i mean, was it his initiative?
12:04 brian_royaloak : that’s what i found too madge
12:05 brian_royaloak : you have to dig
12:05 brian_royaloak : one leads to another and that one to another
12:05 brian_royaloak : but often you do find something to help
12:05 bwvalentine : good press for them
12:06 brian_royaloak : i think far fewer people go into politics for the “power” than we think
12:06 brian_royaloak : i think most have good intentions in the beginning
12:06 timpritlove : breaking news: Joseph Weizenbaum just died
12:06 PsychicEnemy : I think if you went to a rep today and asked for help getting a passport they might call you a suspicious persona.
12:06 timpritlove : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Weizenbaum
12:06 timpritlove : he wrote Eliza
12:07 PsychicEnemy : Arnold Sch. has a posse.
12:07 Babbs : Bono was a big help to me in CA
12:07 PsychicEnemy : …
12:07 timpritlove : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA
12:07 PsychicEnemy : Posse, a group.
12:07 PsychicEnemy : An entourage.
12:07 brian_royaloak : he was a jew who made a banking thing
12:07 brian_royaloak :
12:07 Stripclubdeej : glam out with your clam out
12:07 PsychicEnemy : Sheesh.
12:08 brian_royaloak : madge would a major healthcare revamp help or hurt hospitals?
12:08 brian_royaloak : in the short term
12:08 bwvalentine : basically this guy wrote bots, eh?
12:08 brian_royaloak : i know anythiing can be worked out in the long term
12:08 AuntieVeraCharles : +
12:08 straightchris : Wal-Mart aren’t unionized are they?
12:08 chrism-6775 : its not that bad mark, stl. there are worse hospital situations elsewhere
12:10 bwvalentine : if walmart was unionized, i’m sure they’d be making more than $4 an hour after taxes
12:10 straightchris : $4!!! fuck
12:11 straightchris : the UK minimum wage is aprox$10
12:11 PsychicEnemy : …I want to clear up that posse is a word and not a pussy.
12:11 timpritlove : omg. ustream sucks big time bandwidth wise. madge, if you want to set up an alternative mp3 stream i might be able to get our fan-support streaming network to broadcast YR.
12:11 doyathink : didn’t they just raise by 21p?
12:11 PsychicEnemy : Hahaha.
12:12 andymelton : You can get some prescriptions at Wal-Mart for $4.
12:12 PsychicEnemy : One block away from CVS.
12:12 brian_royaloak : yes andy
12:12 brian_royaloak : save as costco and target
12:12 brian_royaloak : a lot of people don’t know taht
12:12 chrism-6775 : but do they do more than blood pressure?
12:12 PsychicEnemy : Futurama health care.
12:12 brian_royaloak : i did
12:12 brian_royaloak : madge
12:12 timpritlove : what is CVS?
12:12 brian_royaloak : a chain pharmacy tim
12:13 brian_royaloak : east cost based
12:13 PsychicEnemy : Remember Sav-on
12:13 PsychicEnemy : Sav-On turned into CVS.
12:13 brian_royaloak : right on turnedi into rightvs
12:13 timpritlove : ic.
12:13 timpritlove : omg
12:13 andymelton : Rite Aid is a grocery store.
12:14 andymelton : You can buy beer at Rite Aid.
12:14 timpritlove : lol
12:14 timpritlove : laurie anderson “big science” all over
12:14 PsychicEnemy : Genius.
12:14 kfrankie : Mark doesn’t have a Jersey accent
12:14 chrism-6775 : more like, louie anderson
12:14 brian_royaloak : mark is from jersey?
12:14 brian_royaloak : that’s right – expat!
12:15 Stripclubdeej : fila de puta
12:15 PsychicEnemy : Portugais
12:15 brian_royaloak : mark you need to have classes on leaving the country
12:15 PsychicEnemy : hahah.
12:15 brian_royaloak : cause i’m ready
12:15 PsychicEnemy : Fila de puta…
12:15 brian_royaloak : madge can lead us on our exidus out of the us
12:15 brian_royaloak : like moses
12:15 brian_royaloak : madge = moses
12:15 Jaime-7693 : she can part her lyps
12:16 Stripclubdeej : more angle then dangle
12:16 Jaime-7693 : not the sea
12:16 dude2008 : she can part the red bank sea
12:16 brian_royaloak : good one jamiwe
12:16 straightchris : Sociology is a language all to itself
12:16 Stripclubdeej : take the ambassador bridge in the detroit
12:16 Jaime-7693 : thanks, but dude won
12:16 chrism-6775 : dont be poor
12:16 brian_royaloak : honestly i think i’m just scared to do it because it is too different!
12:16 brian_royaloak : EXACTLY marc
12:17 bicyclemark : at least youre honest about it
12:17 brian_royaloak : i can barely move out of my city!
12:17 chrism-6775 : im trying to get spanish citizenship through my parents
12:17 chrism-6775 : it might help the process
12:17 Stripclubdeej : just go to Windsor across from detroit
12:17 Babbs : What about Canada
12:17 bicyclemark : love the canada
12:17 aleavi : i tried canada
12:17 brian_royaloak : that is actually my formitive plans – i can get canadian citizenship pretty quickly
12:17 aleavi : they denied me
12:17 Jaime-7693 : You don’t hear people in México talking about eaving the country
12:17 brian_royaloak : and then it is easier to get european citizenship from canida than US
12:17 Jaime-7693 : Americans are fucked
12:18 aleavi : haha jaime
12:18 Jaime-7693 : mex
12:18 aleavi : me too
12:18 Jaime-7693 : nope
12:18 doyathink : there are even differences living in UK
12:18 Jaime-7693 : Jaime Gandarilla ho-nay
12:18 Jaime-7693 : it’s spaniard
12:18 timpritlove : yes. come to germany. we have a new basic law on digital privac now which is probably great
12:18 brian_royaloak : ghonorea?
12:18 chrism-6775 : you live in mex 5 years and you get citizenship and an acre of land
12:18 Jaime-7693 : it’s a town you whore
12:18 doyathink : i like it here
12:18 timpritlove : have you talked about that mark?
12:18 Jaime-7693 : a little town in spain
12:19 straightchris : I don’t like the UK either
12:19 timpritlove : i could join a future show and explain
12:19 timpritlove : it is pretty important
12:19 Jaime-7693 : anywhere is better than USA
12:19 Jaime-7693 : almost
12:19 micerl : move to sweden. hang out with Iraqis.
12:19 Jaime-7693 : i know
12:19 Jaime-7693 : or congo
12:19 aleavi : i disagree
12:19 Stripclubdeej : haiti
12:19 brian_royaloak : i think you have to go into a different country knowing that no matter where you go therre are problems
12:20 PsychicEnemy : Portland’s fierce.
12:20 doyathink : zimbabwee?
12:20 brian_royaloak : no country is a nirvana
12:20 micerl : missed last 20+ min, are we talking moving to other countries now?
12:20 timpritlove : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7266543.stm
12:20 chrism-6775 : its very white though, the “good” places people think of
12:20 micerl : Well, really, move here!
12:20 aleavi : yeah
12:20 straightchris : I don’t like Sweden I been stopped by the cops too many times there.
12:20 brian_royaloak : where are you micer?
12:20 Jaime-7693 : but USA is starting to look like a tirany
12:20 Jaime-7693 : phone tapping
12:20 PsychicEnemy : Mikeypod? With to Cononia or something other.
12:20 Jaime-7693 : c’mon
12:20 chrism-6775 : you dont think mex is doing that jaime?
12:20 PsychicEnemy : the..
12:20 bicyclemark : NOt Cononia
12:21 bicyclemark : I was outside Talahaseee
12:21 bicyclemark : beautiful place.
12:21 Jaime-7693 : yeah, there was controversy about that years ago
12:21 kristine22 : right on!!
12:21 Jaime-7693 : i guess we’re just conformist
12:21 Jaime-7693 : s
12:21 micerl : http://www.sweden.se
12:21 brian_royaloak : exactly madge
12:21 Stripclubdeej : was part of us is suburbia
12:21 bwvalentine : what is healthcare like in canada when it comes to mental health, does anyone know?
12:21 brian_royaloak : get back into loving your neighbor
12:21 brian_royaloak : or even knowing their name!
12:21 timpritlove : preventing another clinton era would be a good start
12:21 Stripclubdeej : I got one
12:21 AuntieVeraCharles : Greed will never allow that to happen, Madge
12:22 brian_royaloak : madge – should mi and fl have new primaries?
12:22 kristine22 : if clinton and obama ran together that would be cool
12:22 andymelton : I do have to say that it’s nice living in the woods because everyone does care. When you hear an ambulance around here you have to find out what’s wrong. Or when a car goes down the road, you get up and look to see who it is.
12:22 micerl : StraightChris> Speeding?
12:22 Jaime-7693 : you guys, which country is the best one to live, according to your standards
12:22 Jaime-7693 : ?
12:22 brian_royaloak : madge/mark – should mi and fl have new primaries?
12:22 timpritlove : hillary only won 6 seats in total compared to obama in the recent elections
12:22 micerl : Andy>That sounds really good!
12:22 AuntieVeraCharles : Jaime – New Zealand
12:22 timpritlove : or primaries or caucauses or however you call it
12:22 straightchris : No walking at night in a neighbourhood.
12:23 Jaime-7693 : nope
12:23 brian_royaloak : i noticed that too tim — not the HUGE win she is touting right now!
12:23 Jaime-7693 : isn’t canada great?
12:23 dude2008 : i like the Swiss
12:23 chrism-6775 : franch
12:23 Jaime-7693 : i’ve heard it has universal health care
12:23 micerl : Norway is probably the best middle way.
12:23 timpritlove : lol
12:23 Jaime-7693 : and gay marriage
12:23 pantone : and beavers
12:23 brian_royaloak : yes jaime they do
12:23 Jaime-7693 : what we’re looking for, right?
12:23 Jaime-7693 : beavers!
12:23 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes Jaime
12:23 simp : sure, but Canada has plenty of problems too
12:23 Jaime-7693 : realy?
12:24 chrism-6775 : im a anthropologist of the latin mens
12:24 brian_royaloak : every country has benifits and negatives
12:24 Jaime-7693 : multi tasking
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Not true
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : double watching
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : you and the view
12:24 brian_royaloak : ok – i’m being annoying but one more time cause i don’t know how i feel… madge/mark should mi and fl have new primaries?
12:24 Stripclubdeej : vegetarian stripclubs = no beef curtains
12:24 chrism-6775 : i am
12:24 Jaime-7693 : no!
12:24 chrism-6775 : espanish here
12:24 brian_royaloak :
12:24 Jaime-7693 : i’m as gay as bikemark
12:25 PsychicEnemy : Haha.
12:25 Jaime-7693 : y se habla espaniol
12:25 Jaime-7693 : whorebath
12:25 yeastradio : CUZ YOU IS CARLOS!
12:25 brian_royaloak : they meaning my officials – not me — i feel like they screwed me
12:25 PsychicEnemy : Si se puede.
12:25 brian_royaloak : my vote doesn’t count
12:25 timpritlove : that already worked one time
12:25 timpritlove : you are all using voting computers anyway. nobody’s vote counts
12:26 brian_royaloak : well my vote wasn’t even counted basically
12:26 Stripclubdeej : would a canidate address inner city detroit …half abandoned
12:26 bwvalentine : a bit paranoid, tim?
12:26 PsychicEnemy : I used a paper ballot.
12:26 straightchris : They do what the fuck they want
12:26 chrism-6775 : hah jaime…i know enough
12:26 brian_royaloak : no they would not – they come to the suburbs where the big 3 autos are located
12:26 timpritlove : look at the difference of the results
12:26 brian_royaloak : no becasue it would be an electoral versus vote count issue again like florida
12:26 timpritlove : when she loses, she loses big time
12:26 Stripclubdeej : Thats so sad in those empty burnt out neighborhoods in detroit
12:27 timpritlove : when she wins, the just by a tiny fraction
12:27 doyathink : depends on how things play out in the primary campaign
12:27 Jaime-7693 : “porfavor no se refieran a eso como…”
12:27 Jaime-7693 : “es perfectamente normal”
12:27 micerl : Well, how true do y’all think it is with that “He/She who wins Ohio will win the nomination”?
12:27 timpritlove : but don’t reps hate a liberal black guy even more?
12:27 chrism-6775 : dr lisswood speaks the intl language
12:27 pantone : es sangre limpia
12:27 bwvalentine : ah!
12:27 Jaime-7693 : lol
12:27 brian_royaloak : i think michigan and florida will be a ralley call for whomever doesn’t win the nomination
12:27 bwvalentine : that was awesome!
12:27 Jaime-7693 : clean
12:27 brian_royaloak : they will call foul with that and the superdelligates
12:28 Jaime-7693 : infeccion venerea-yeast infection
12:28 PsychicEnemy : “No case un dedo, pero a la vez no casaste un pene”
12:28 brian_royaloak : but it doesn’t count
12:28 chrism-6775 : howard dean wants them to count now
12:28 brian_royaloak : yes she did
12:28 straightchris : http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-7344181953466797353 Brian Springer – Spin
12:28 chrism-6775 : hes dnc chair, eh?
12:28 PsychicEnemy : Be impressed!
12:28 timpritlove : but only because obama wasn’t on the list
12:28 Jaime-7693 : pero doctora lezzy, no me casé con un dedo
12:28 Jaime-7693 : no te casaste con un pene, tampoco
12:29 brian_royaloak : YES OBAMA WAS NOT ON THE BALLOT
12:29 pantone : obama didnt run in either cuz of the rules of the dnc
12:29 brian_royaloak : IN MICHIGAN
12:29 brian_royaloak : so how fair is that?
12:29 timpritlove : pff. probably not. but he is able to reestablish the face of america
12:29 Stripclubdeej : they need to address Detroit
12:29 straightchris : http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-7344181953466797353 Brian Springer – Spin
12:29 brian_royaloak : if they count them i think that is foul
12:29 PsychicEnemy : You’ve got those memorized, jaime.
12:29 timpritlove : which is probably the most important first step
12:29 micerl : Tim> Agree!
12:29 chrism-6775 : riiiight. its morning in america again
12:29 Jaime-7693 : si
12:29 brian_royaloak : i think obama if nothing else will get people involved again
12:29 timpritlove : i mean, europe would instantly turn around
12:30 brian_royaloak : i think obama is the sydney poitier of the political community right now
12:30 micerl : Bush, Clinton, Bush… Obama!
12:30 micerl : Much better!
12:30 Stripclubdeej : and the trimmed shrubs
12:30 timpritlove : angela?
12:30 bwvalentine : racist!
12:30 Jaime-7693 : impeach MY bush
12:30 brian_royaloak : very even keeled
12:30 brian_royaloak : very well spoken
12:30 Stripclubdeej : angela facebury
12:30 andymelton : I have to go walking. Bye everyone.
12:30 aleavi : bush, clit, bush, clit
12:31 mindcaster : yhelllooo
12:31 dude2008 : they call him Mr Tibbs
12:31 aleavi : bye andy
12:31 brian_royaloak : very logical in his thought process
12:31 micerl : J’aime> Good one!
12:31 mindcaster : what did I miss, give me some cuntwords
12:31 Jaime-7693 : bareback bush or clit?
12:31 bwvalentine : clinton was a rockstar though
12:31 Jaime-7693 : thnks
12:31 brian_royaloak : they asked obama the same thing and he wouldn’t answer
12:31 mindcaster : trimming is good
12:31 straightchris : Hilary is a bitch
12:31 PsychicEnemy : Bacon strip.
12:31 pantone : http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/03/06/countdown-dean-will-not-bend-delegate-rules-for-michigan-florida/
12:31 mindcaster : ah
12:31 Stripclubdeej : murkin
12:31 chrism-6775 : whats next, hes “articulate”?
12:31 brian_royaloak : he said “whichever i wear i look good in them”
12:31 mindcaster : I loves Merkel
12:31 bwvalentine : bacon strip? lmao
12:31 Jaime-7693 : buy gold
12:31 Stripclubdeej : egg meat
12:31 mindcaster : thanks BM
12:31 Jaime-7693 : and amy winehouse albums
12:31 mindcaster : haha
12:32 mindcaster : I’m not that bad
12:32 brian_royaloak : its like your normal thought process madge
12:32 chrism-6775 : they just hatin
12:32 brian_royaloak : gets all crazy at the end
12:32 amywinehouse : what?
12:32 brian_royaloak : like the crumbs at teh bottom of the toaster
12:32 mindcaster : www.yogatv.nl
12:32 amywinehouse : did someone say my name?
12:32 mindcaster : did you see it, BM?
12:32 Jaime-7693 : auntie amy winehouse
12:32 mindcaster : ok
12:32 mindcaster : no
12:32 Stripclubdeej : anyone else have a thing for sniffing yoga mats ?
12:32 mindcaster : maybe soon
12:32 pantone : you have to right click to cut-n-paste, methinks
12:32 amywinehouse : imma go smoke crack
12:32 micerl : Click in the chatroom and Ctrl+A
12:32 Jaime-7693 : they’re tryng to make me go to vote, i say no no no
12:32 brian_royaloak : i gotta go to lunch – thank you madge and mark for the awesome intelligent chat!
12:33 chrism-6775 : am i too fat for yoga?
12:33 micerl : if you’re on Win, that is
12:33 Jaime-7693 : it’s amy winheouse song
12:33 mindcaster : you’re never too fat for yoga
12:33 micerl : Click in the chatroom and Ctrl+A
12:33 bwvalentine : how much of it?
12:33 amywinehouse : give me credit
12:33 Jaime-7693 : they’re trying to make me go to war i say no no no
12:33 ustreamer-97683 : wow when did this started? 1:30 hours already
12:33 amywinehouse : for certain poses
12:33 Stripclubdeej : finger yoga
12:33 chrism-6775 : im not gigantic
12:33 micerl : Click in the chatroom and Ctrl+A
12:33 chrism-6775 : but, you know
12:33 mindcaster : kungfu yoga maybe then?
12:33 pantone : finger blast yoga
12:33 kfrankie : No problem c & p -ing
12:33 doyathink : cunt and paste
12:34 micerl : pc
12:34 micerl : and then copy
12:34 chrism-6775 : pc muscle
12:34 micerl : Kiss you!
12:34 Jaime-7693 : please don’t refer to it as crack amy winehouse
12:34 amywinehouse : bye
12:34 ustreamer-97683 : noooooo
12:34 micerl : buy
12:34 Jaime-7693 : it’s poifectly noumal
12:34 Jaime-7693 :
12:34 ustreamer-97683 : i just got here
12:34 * amywinehouse loves madge
12:34 straightchris : fuck off amy you slut
12:34 chrisrocker : leave amy alone!
12:34 amywinehouse : suck my oversized clit!!!
12:34 chrisrocker : damnit
12:34 mindcaster : and yes, perfectly normal
12:34 micerl : Det är fullständigt normalt att älska Madge.
12:35 bwvalentine : BM needs tips for that endorsement
12:35 AuntieVeraCharles : OYE
12:35 AuntieVeraCharles : yes
12:35 amywinehouse : its circumcized
12:35 Stripclubdeej : dampt krieba
12:35 timpritlove : you should announce this as GMT
12:35 chrism-6775 : girdy girdy?
12:35 Jaime-7693 : buy gold
12:35 micerl : Perfectly normal to love Madge.
12:35 mindcaster : looks alot like dutch
12:35 mindcaster : bye dear dear Madge
12:35 Jaime-7693 : please don’t refer to it as madge
12:35 Stripclubdeej : I prolapsed….therefore I am
12:35 doyathink : thank you, madge and mark
12:35 bicyclemark : thank you people in the chac who werent tools
12:35 AuntieVeraCharles : LOVE MADELINE
12:35 Jaime-7693 : it’s my cousin from red bank new jersey
12:35 pantone : love blazing saddles!
12:35 Jaime-7693 : where mark is from
12:35 mindcaster : I will be your tool Mark
12:35 chrism-6775 : besitos
12:36 mindcaster :
12:36 bicyclemark : near red bank new jersey
12:36 Jaime-7693 : i’ll be your stool mark
12:36 micerl : Thank you Bike for intelligence!
12:36 Stripclubdeej : Seen a lady in the obits who was born in Red Bank, NJ
12:36 AuntieVeraCharles : Netti Dog
12:36 amywinehouse : adios muchachos!
12:36 bicyclemark : micerl… be well
12:36 Jaime-7693 : get fucked
12:36 Stripclubdeej : ywice
12:36 Stripclubdeej : twice
12:36 mindcaster : 3 minutes till MBP Leocunt install
12:36 pantone : mostlt
12:36 bicyclemark : ciao amy.
12:36 chrism-6775 : i wonder if you can neti with dog slobber
12:36 Jaime-7693 : with a fork
12:36 bwvalentine : we can’t help it if we find intelligence sexy
12:36 PsychicEnemy : See yya.
12:37 mindcaster : lator tatort
12:37 amywinehouse : i cant say goodbye…
12:37 Jaime-7693 : say no no no
12:37 chrism-6775 : oh girls, i feel like im at the green mill
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : Such a beautiful dog
12:37 amywinehouse : goin going going!!! & cumming & cumming
12:37 bicyclemark : remember, as chris weagel says, listen to serius satellite radio
12:37 mindcaster : my penis is crooked
12:37 Jaime-7693 : beauty is subjective
12:37 mindcaster : but that’s perfectly normal
12:37 amywinehouse : aint it
12:37 yeastradio : arg
12:37 Jaime-7693 : my trotsky with stink hair and BC
12:38 bicyclemark : no wrap up show today. but maybe he’ll be back turdmorrowq
12:38 micerl :
12:38 mindcaster : 24 hours of anguish and emptiness
12:38 chrism-6775 : was that Jones from Confederacy of Dunces?
12:38 bwvalentine : i wish i could get my dog to wear clothes, but she sucks
12:38 bwvalentine : i want a dog like trotsky
12:38 mindcaster : time for cloning
12:38 Jaime-7693 : i want a dyke like madge
12:39 mindcaster : there is no dyke like madge
12:39 amywinehouse : thats what my mom used to say
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : I love his ears hanging so low
12:39 mindcaster : she defies logic
12:39 chrism-6775 : amy smoked al my green
12:39 Jaime-7693 : and my blue and my everything
12:39 amywinehouse : & then sum
12:39 PsychicEnemy : Square circle.
12:39 mindcaster : this is for the NSA: suck my cunt
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : It’s perfectly noirmal
12:39 Jaime-7693 : wrap up show today?
12:40 chrism-6775 : jaime, ill wrap you up
12:40 PsychicEnemy : Que no…
12:40 Jaime-7693 : uhm…
12:40 Jaime-7693 : hot
12:40 amywinehouse : que dirty
12:40 chrism-6775 : haha
12:40 mindcaster : more
12:40 Jaime-7693 : yes it is you stupid bitch
12:40 PsychicEnemy : Haha, wrap you up in breast flaps, tyrodactyl wings.
12:40 bwvalentine : liswood overload
12:40 amywinehouse : no seas sangron con amy
12:40 Jaime-7693 : lol
12:40 PHATTTCHERRY : are these the voices in his head?
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : ANd…..Curtain
12:41 micerl : And… cut.
12:41 Jaime-7693 : adios
12:41 Jaime-7693 : and get fucked
12:41 bicyclemark : meat curtain call
12:41 micerl : AVC>
12:41 chrism-6775 : so long
12:41 mindcaster : ciao bao
12:41 bicyclemark : how ciao
12:41 Jaime-7693 : farewell
12:41 bwvalentine : ho!
12:41 Jaime-7693 : good niiiiight
12:41 bwvalentine : er
12:41 amywinehouse : wtf
12:41 Jaime-7693 : papa
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : great minds, micerl, great minds
12:41 bwvalentine : i mean
12:41 micerl : Hej då alla!
12:41 bwvalentine : how!
12:41 PsychicEnemy : Sayonara
12:41 chrism-6775 : cher!
12:41 bicyclemark : fan fan helveta
12:41 micerl :
12:42 bicyclemark : thats all i got
12:42 bwvalentine : see y’all tomorry

Tags: bicyclemark, china, starbucks, cunt, lesbian, madgeweinstein, fat, iphone, ipod+touch, clit+touch, hospital, closings, lyps, schlypps, xolo

Guests include
Chris Weagel
Max Keiser

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Show Notes:

  11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : Fuck who?
11:31 moopy : yeah, fuck marry kill
11:31 Anitalee : lesbian  song
11:31 moopy : where is the rill chops?
11:31 doyathink : what doyathink about us sending missles into Somalia?
11:32 moopy : excellent
11:32 Anitalee : andy  melton
11:32 moopy : damn
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : I smell blubber cunts
11:32 moopy : call vera?
11:33  * brian_royaloak is licking his wounds but still love madge
11:33 ustreamer-86379 : watch the news
11:33 moopy : you only tell me you love me when you’re drunk
11:33 AuntieVeraCharles : 27 minutes
11:33 ustreamer-86379 : u crack me up
11:34 yeastradio : ‘/nick duchesbace
11:34 Anitalee : Madge,    did  you have a  good  weekend?
11:34  * moopy is now SlashNick
11:34 SaudiQueen-8148 : my internet cuntection sucks ass
11:34 moopy : it’s tuesday here
11:34 moopy : keep forgetting
11:34 kruelkarla : gotta go.. time to train my boss at the gym
11:34 doyathink : http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/03/03/somalia.us/index.html
11:35 kruelkarla : you really are a women
11:35 moopy : is it wrong that I’m listening to Frankie Goes to Hollywood?  And liking it?
11:35  * brian_royaloak is singing money makes the world go round from caberet
11:35 kruelkarla : that is what women think about when their drugs start to fade
11:35 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m watching I Love Lucy with the sound off..how scary is that
11:36 doyathink : Relax, moopy
11:36 moopy : actually, am listening to Happy Hi – the best track on Welcome to the Pleasuredome
11:36 brian_royaloak : what did you think of the obama letter i sent you madge?
11:36 moopy : love the bassline
11:37 brian_royaloak : the gay one
11:37 ustreamer-33386 : Cylp
11:37 ustreamer-33386 : lol
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : Jesus, I’m hungry
11:37  * moopy sends AuntieVera some crisps
11:37 ustreamer-33386 : oops.. clyp
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : and dip please
11:37  * moopy sends AuntieVera some dip too
11:37 ustreamer-33386 : LOL
11:39 moopy : ok I gotsta go get ready to go to work – see you tomorrow hopefully
11:39 AuntieVeraCharles : bye moops
11:39 moopy : have a good day AuntieVera – see ya soon
11:39 moopy :
11:40 brian_royaloak : YES YOU ARE ON
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : yes you are
11:40 ustreamer-33386 : yes
11:40 straightchris : Obama condemned Louis Farrakhan.
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : thanks drugs
11:41 boomer35 : because sexy
11:41 ustreamer-33386 : we want to hear your LYps, not your mind
11:41 ustreamer-33386 : quiet mind loud lyps
11:41 ustreamer-33386 : LOL
11:41 brian_royaloak : HA HA
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : thank god
11:42 ustreamer-33386 : show us your cunt, Madgie!
11:43 straightchris : No one should justify violence
11:43 ustreamer-33386 : sexy boy
11:43 straightchris : Boycotts are better
11:44 ustreamer-33386 : violence is sometimes justified
11:44 boomer35 : that has been going on for years now
11:44 ustreamer-33386 : I dunno how to change my name
11:45 ustreamer-33386 : someone tell me how, please!
11:45 ustreamer-60494 : SLASH NICK NAME
11:45 ustreamer-33386 : slach nick space and then name…
11:45 boomer35 : yes
11:45 SexyBoi : ?
11:45 SexyBoi : Ooh!
11:45 SexyBoi : cool
11:45 humandog-6278 : THERE ASSHOLE
11:45 doyathink : yeah!
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : I’ve gotta eat
11:46 SexyBoi : lol
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : 11 minutes
11:49 SexyBoi : they’re both against NAFTA…
11:49 humandog-6278 : they are for renegotiating it
11:49 humandog-6278 : but what does that mean?
11:49 SexyBoi : yeah
11:49 humandog-6278 : Kucinich is for ending it
11:49 doyathink : that is just to get the nomination…they will go after the right when they get the nomination
11:49 SexyBoi : it’s just rhetoric
11:50 Anitalee : slammer
11:50 Anitalee : cough  drop  for  madge
11:50 AuntieVeraCharles : Good girl
11:51 Anitalee : bareback  and  the  lesbian  ar e the  front  runners
11:51 Oblivion : Camp camp?
11:51 dude2008 : about 1000 madge in 2 days
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : Crying from one eye
11:52 SexyBoi : LOL
11:52 SexyBoi : I LOVE ANDY!
11:52 doyathink : marry him
11:52 SexyBoi : yuck, I don’t love him like THAT
11:52 Anitalee : andy  bell
11:53 SexyBoi : no, Andy Melton
11:53 Anitalee : meltonian
11:53 AuntieVeraCharles : My life is an invisible pain
11:53 Anitalee : it  is  a  struggle
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : Tappan Microwave ovens
11:55 SexyBoi : LOL, that’s hilarious Madge, I didn’t see that
11:55 SexyBoi : Oh yeah!
11:55 SexyBoi : hot
11:55 AuntieVeraCharles : Damn Peace mongers
11:56 SexyBoi : ooh, there’s your doggie!
11:56 SexyBoi : awww
11:56 SexyBoi : you can zap Cheryl’s LYPS
11:56 doyathink : keep doing what you are doing while you cook from the inside out
11:57 dude2008 : Madge – it’s called ADS
11:57 dude2008 : but what’s better they have deployed in Iraq
11:57 SexyBoi : ADS?
11:57 dude2008 : another non-lethal system called LRAD
11:57 dude2008 : it used an audio signal
11:58 SexyBoi : They came there cause as bad as it is, it’s probably better than Mexico
11:59 SexyBoi : They are if they are born here
11:59 dude2008 : ADS = Active Denial System
12:00 AuntieVeraCharles : Guess what’s starting now!
12:00 dude2008 : LRAD = Long range Acoustical Device
12:00 dude2008 : LRAD will make you deaf – and it is already deployed
12:02 ustreamer-36612 : .
12:02 SexyBoi : Love your vagina!
12:02 SexyBoi : penis Vagina thing?
12:03 TeaPee : Leo Lapork is always on the front page on the weekends.
12:03 TeaPee : If that tells you anything.
12:03 SexyBoi : soul-less?
12:05 podcastmark : peter van dyke? eight is enough
12:05 SexyBoi : what does that mean?
12:05 straightchris : I thought miro was German
12:06 SexyBoi : [soul-less] just a bunch of adjectives no real reasoning there…
12:06 SexyBoi : ok, how?
12:06 doyathink : sad
12:06 TeaPee : Oh I wonder which podcast that could be. God they are disgusting. Are they going to measure cocks?
12:07 AuntieVeraCharles : Can there be originality without vulgarity?
12:07 doyathink : aren’t they sponsored by the sauna?
12:08 SexyBoi : interesting rhetoric…
12:08 simp : oh no!
12:09 SexyBoi : was it the um… those two podcasters?
12:09 straightchris : It’s good to be subversive
12:09 SexyBoi : what’s their name?
12:09 straightchris : fuck them
12:09 AuntieVeraCharles : If he existed he would be an agent
12:09 SexyBoi : it’s irony, it’s humour
12:10 SexyBoi : Yeast of Fools?
12:11 AuntieVeraCharles : Moved me to tears
12:11 Carrino : Or what about Boyfriend in a Box
12:11 SexyBoi : I think that was very unjust, Madge.
12:12 straightchris : why not do a normopath spechial
12:13 SexyBoi : Love your show, Madge. You’re brilliant!
12:13 ustreamer-17024 : are you talking about the teenage weapon?
12:13 Carrino : people just want to feel good about themselves — even if it means drastic denial
12:14 Oblivion : I’m curious what humandog’s blood pressure is.  He always sounds wound up.
12:14 SexyBoi : lol
12:14 Oblivion : I’m somewhat serious.
12:14 doyathink : passionate
12:14 doyathink : not wound up
12:14 Carrino : Oblivion — I just hope he has strong veins ’cause he’s doing really great
12:14 maxkeiser-4969 : i just clicked back on; who is speaking?
12:15 brian_royaloak : WOAH! I’M BACK!
12:15 AuntieVeraCharles : Chris Weagle is Max and he’s buying gold
12:15 straightchris : HD is right on the money
12:15 simp : so true Madge, so true
12:15 maxkeiser-4969 : gold!!!!!!
12:15 maxkeiser-4969 : yo! what is!
12:16 Oblivion : Was _I_ insulting, the reaction to what I said?
12:16 AuntieVeraCharles : When I used to get wound up my parents called me “Dramatic”
12:16 maxkeiser-4969 : ok
12:16 maxkeiser-4969 : yes
12:16 maxkeiser-4969 : yes
12:16 maxkeiser-4969 : yes, yes, yes
12:16 ustreamer-11868 : yes
12:16 Carrino : As it was said in Amadeus:  Maybe you need to have a huge note at the end, Madge, so the people know when to clap
12:17 ustreamer-11868 : keep doing stream
12:17 ustreamer-11868 : better live
12:17 Oblivion : I like the interaction of the live shows.
12:17 maxkeiser-4969 : goldmoney.com
12:18 maxkeiser-4969 : oops can’t do commercials
12:18 SexyBoi : Madge’s Religion?
12:18 SexyBoi : LOL!
12:18 SexyBoi : lOVE it!
12:18 ustreamer-11868 : what’s in your heaven?
12:18 ustreamer-36612 : yes i love it
12:19 maxkeiser-4969 : she wears purple like the pope
12:19 doyathink : heaven is between her thighs
12:19 SexyBoi : YES!
12:19 Oblivion : Ok, time to stuff my face with Maxwell Street polish sausage to celebrate Casimir Pulaski Day.  Ta ta.
12:19 Carrino : But, Madge, Waterboarding is not torture.
12:20 SexyBoi : LOL
12:20 dude2008 : can you pay in gold?
12:20 ustreamer-36612 : lol
12:20 SexyBoi : great deal!
12:20 doyathink : goddess is not for sale
12:20 Carrino : She won’t lay hands on my panus becuase i’ve had yeast
12:20 SexyBoi : Lyps ain’t for sale
12:21 SexyBoi : there’s no hell for the Jews?
12:22 SexyBoi : really?
12:22 SexyBoi : I had no idea
12:22 Carrino : digital media cast experiment
12:22 maxkeiser-4969 : she’s good
12:23 Carrino : armchair survivor, Kidnation and apprentice
12:23 SexyBoi : no it didn’t suck
12:23 SexyBoi : Perfectly normal
12:23 SexyBoi : Love it
12:24 dude2008 : hey buddy
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Oh jesus Buy fucking gold
12:24 SexyBoi : can I fish inside your vajajay?
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Max’s favorite movie
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Goldfinger
12:25 Carrino : this is true max, I started listeing to you because of Madge
12:25 AuntieVeraCharles : sure
12:25 micerl : Ca va?
12:25 SexyBoi : is that Skype problems?
12:26 SexyBoi : it’s very hard to hear they guy you’re talking to
12:26 AuntieVeraCharles : Max paints his pecker gold
12:26 Carrino : if we go into depression, how long will it last?
12:27 AuntieVeraCharles : He’s the man..the man with the Midas touch
12:28 AuntieVeraCharles : Only stocks for The Gold Coast
12:28 AuntieVeraCharles : from
12:28 Carrino : dumb question:  how doyou buy foreign currencies?
12:29 ustreamer-11868 : fxy
12:29 doyathink : abk
12:29 ustreamer-11868 : or fxe
12:29 ustreamer-11868 : etfs
12:29 doyathink : who has money to buy anything?
12:30 ustreamer-11868 : put it on your credit card like the rest of america!
12:31 ustreamer-11868 : goldmoney is based in london
12:33 AuntieVeraCharles : Max:  Show us your penis!
12:35 ustreamer-11868 : brazil is easiest
12:35 AuntieVeraCharles : Max makes his wife spray paint her beaver gold
12:36 humandog-6278 : A Gold Beaver is integralto a reponsible porfolio.
12:36 humandog-6278 : responsible
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : drinking so ealry chris?
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : early even
12:37 humandog-6278 : typing in my lap
12:37 ustreamer-11868 : that’s supposed to be bad for your testes
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : is that a euphamisum?
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : jesus, i can’t spell
12:37 TeaPee : It’s like gold pressed latinum in Star Trek. It’s the only REAL currency (gold).
12:38 humandog-6278 : Gold Toilet Paper in Outer Space?
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : In space, no one can hear you crap
12:39 doyathink : or wipe
12:39 ustreamer-11868 : people wouldn’t be so scared of boogeymen if they were more secure with their healtcare and employment system
12:40 ustreamer-11868 : look what has happened to bond insurance industry
12:40 humandog-6278 : 11868- what happened in the US in the 1960s, people felt secure to a degree and began questioning the system
12:40 brian_royaloak : Probably because it makes sense madge – nothing in us politics makes sense
12:40 humandog-6278 : and the power structure has demonized that era since
12:41 doyathink : why can’t they pull off an NHS-like system in the States?
12:41 humandog-6278 : it could be done, but the wealthy owners of the insurance companies etc would not profit from it
12:41 humandog-6278 : or would not as much as they are now
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : I need my breakfast now
12:42 humandog-6278 : Squared Eggs and NutriGrain Orange?
12:42 AuntieVeraCharles : what the fuck is a squared egg?
12:42 doyathink : but if people were living longer and were healthier, wouldn’t they make more money by selling life insurance?
12:43 humandog-6278 : VERA – http://www.flickr.com/photos/deadhorse/sets/72157594200290886/detail/
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Good Christ
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Disposible income
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : too much
12:44 humandog-6278 : Considered Essential here in Michigan
12:44 AuntieVeraCharles : scary
12:44 AuntieVeraCharles : and that tater tot dish
12:46 AuntieVeraCharles : There is no hope with any of these idiots
12:48 AuntieVeraCharles : BRB
12:50 SexyBoi : Does bicycle Mark buy technology products made in China?
12:50 SexyBoi : and does he know China is communist?
12:50 ustreamer-11868 : yes
12:50 straightchris : yup
12:50 SexyBoi : and does he know about their human right policies
12:50 ustreamer-11868 : and he takes money from coca cola
12:50 SexyBoi : well, there you go
12:50 SexyBoi : hyporcite
12:50 ustreamer-11868 : despite their killing hundreds of colombian activists
12:51 humandog-6278 : where does he take money from Coca Cola?
12:51 humandog-6278 : I am not aware of this?
12:51 doyathink : i like bicyclemark
12:51 straightchris : bicyclemark has not taken any money from Coca-Cola
12:51 ustreamer-11868 : when he went to world cup or some football game in europe
12:51 ustreamer-11868 : he took free housing
12:51 humandog-6278 : when he went to a football game? how? did coca cola pay him?
12:51 humandog-6278 : ok
12:52 straightchris : he got a free ticket because he was with his friends who thought it was a good idea
12:52 AuntieVeraCharles : b
12:52 brian_royaloak : THE NBC FINANCIAL ANALYST ON THE TODAY SHOW THIS MORNING SAID INVEST IN GOLD AND AGRICULTURE
12:52 doyathink : don’t slam the man when he is not here to defend himself
12:52 ustreamer-11868 : agriculture good to invest in too!
12:52 humandog-6278 : and the other charge
12:53 humandog-6278 : about China made products
12:53 ustreamer-11868 : china makes everything
12:53 humandog-6278 : I have an increasingly hard time with this
12:53 brian_royaloak : so how do you invest in US agriculture?
12:53 humandog-6278 : I cut down on what I purchase
12:53 brian_royaloak : farmers markets? or is there a further step?
12:53 humandog-6278 : but it is very difficult
12:53 ustreamer-77733 : fk
12:53 humandog-6278 : There might be small farmer’s collectives
12:53 humandog-6278 : not sure
12:53 ustreamer-11868 : farmers market is a different thing
12:53 ustreamer-11868 : you need futures
12:54 ustreamer-11868 : you buy shares in agricultural companies
12:54 ustreamer-11868 : or you invest in agricultural producers
12:54 ustreamer-11868 : like brazil
12:54 ustreamer-11868 : http://www.smartmoney.com/onedaywonder/index.cfm?story=20080212-iShares-MSCI-Brazil
12:54 humandog-6278 : I think in respect to China manufacturing companies, in the long run, there needs to be independent people starting up small, local based production
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : yes, it will happen anyway
12:55 humandog-6278 : it will be difficult, but some of us will have to do this
12:55 SexyBoi : thanks Madge… no utopia… utopias are fantasies
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : it will be easy
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : because it will be only option
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : when financial system collapses, but more importantly, when oil runs out
12:55 humandog-6278 : yes I understand that
12:55 ustreamer-11868 : will be too expensive to ship things across world
12:55 humandog-6278 : but in the meantime, those things have not happened completely
12:55 humandog-6278 : you can see it going in the direction
12:55 brian_royaloak : so wait – we help the US by investing in brazilian companies?
12:56 ustreamer-11868 : you help yourself
12:56 brian_royaloak : oh ok
12:56 humandog-6278 : yes, agreed, understood
12:56 doyathink : very much getting to that point
12:56 straightchris : Activists should use Max’s ideas
12:57 brian_royaloak : but by not investing in our agriculture we are screwing us as a country
12:57 brian_royaloak : so that to me seems worse than investing in gold
12:57 straightchris : Norm Finkelstein gets it.
12:57 humandog-6278 : straightchris- question about your style and delivery on your podcasts
12:57 Oblivion : Is she still going?
12:57 humandog-6278 : what is your thinking behind it?
12:57 ustreamer-11868 : http://dbfunds.db.com/dba/index.aspx
12:57 Oblivion : Yowza.
12:57 ustreamer-11868 : different things
12:57 ustreamer-11868 : invest in your own local agriculture by buying goods locally
12:58 straightchris : Hakawi from the east gets it
12:58 ustreamer-11868 : but invest your savings in companies that will beat inflation
12:58 humandog-6278 : is your voice a reference to something?
12:58 ustreamer-11868 : like commodities
12:58 straightchris : Madge gets it
12:58 ustreamer-11868 : madge is hot
12:58 ustreamer-11868 : she looks good today
12:59 Oblivion : Rocky gets it, but keeps on eating.
01:00 SexyBoi : Loved it
01:00 SexyBoi :
01:00 humandog-6278 : wrap up show?
01:00 humandog-6278 : or no?
01:00 humandog-6278 : I’m getting hungry
01:00 humandog-6278 : and ready for cramps
01:00 straightchris : yes
01:00 humandog-6278 : ok please stay in room for wrap up show
01:01 TeaPee : wrap up show would be great.
01:01 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge, skype me
01:02 yeastradio-1 : vera can y ou wait 10-15? i have to skype micerl too
01:02 brian_royaloak : WRAP UP! WRAP UP! WRAP UP!
01:02 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes
01:02 AuntieVeraCharles : I can
01:02 brian_royaloak : me/is getting his lube ready to watch his daddy bear
01:02 yeastradio-1 : s
01:02 yeastradio-1 : k
01:02  * brian_royaloak is getting his lube ready to watch his daddy bear
01:04 ustreamer-15936 : Is Weagel on yet?
01:05 brian_royaloak : NOPE
01:05 straightchris : he said he would
01:06 MadgeHumps : I keep refreshing and it’s like Madge is breathing hard.
01:07 yeastradio-2 : it keeps crashing
01:07 yeastradio-2 : HANG ON
01:07 MadgeHumps : Losing my patients.
01:08 doyathink : just wait, Dr. MadgeHumps
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : THIS IS WEAGEL
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : the USTREAM Keeps crashing
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : I will try once more now
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : if it breaks
01:08 ustreamer-95339 : FUCK IT
01:08 straightchris : ok
01:08 MadgeHumps : ok
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : FUCK IT
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : IT CRASHED
01:09 yeastradio-69 : Will the real yeastradio please stand up?
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : SEE YOU TOMORROW
01:09 MadgeHumps : Cya
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : SHOW’S OVER
01:09 ustreamer-78495 : BYE
01:10 straightchris : bye
01:10 yeastradio-69 : Got to love technology.
01:10 doyathink : thanks for trying
01:10 yeastradio-69 : Just do two tomorrow.
01:11 Cher-7618 : HOW
01:12 brian_royaloak : WAIT WAS THAT HUMANDOG?
01:13 brian_royaloak : OK – I’M GOINIG TO ASSUME IT WAS AND THE SHOW REALLY IS OVER
01:16 rowlf : this is old right?

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Show Notes After the Break:

10:51 mindcaster : who’s the guest on the progrum
10:52 humandog : !censoroff
10:52 humandog : !moderateoff
10:52 mindcaster : I can now…@#$@#$%#$%?
10:52 humandog : try ut
10:52 humandog : it
10:52 mindcaster : cunt
10:52 humandog : whore
10:52 mindcaster : shit
10:52 humandog : bitch
10:52 mindcaster : fuck
10:52 humandog : scoble
10:52 mindcaster : fucking A
10:53 mindcaster : scoble yeah
10:53 mindcaster : lol
10:53 ustreamer|36090 : what do you type to change yer nickname
10:53 mindcaster : you log in…
10:54 straightchris : ‘/nick yourname’”
10:54 yourname : try that
10:54 mindcaster : oh ok, good too
10:54 humandog : christ
10:54 pnsCher : how!
10:54 humandog : HOW
10:54 straightchris : pow wow
10:55 straightchris : my mate at work are all singing half breed
10:55 pnsCher : general Tso!
10:55 mindcaster : lovely hat in a cunt, once again
10:56 mindcaster : Madge, you look like Queen Beatrix on April 30
10:56 mindcaster : cunt in a hat, pardon me
10:56 Dude2008 : mindcaster – you know you are watching yesterday’s show?
10:57 straightchris : i remember a picture of beatrix getting fucked by a dog over the enterence of the milkweg
10:57 mindcaster : hahaha
10:57 mindcaster : I am?
10:57 mindcaster : it says live!
10:57 mindcaster : WTF
10:57 humandog : today’s show begins in 5 minutes
10:57 mindcaster : pffffff
10:58 mindcaster : retard
10:58 ustreamer|15779 : morning turds
10:58 straightchris : stop smoking pot
10:58 justinvincent : swhat im tryinna say
10:58 mindcaster : if only it was that
10:58 mindcaster : evenin’ 15779
10:59 bwvalentine : test
10:59 micerl : Hello!
10:59 straightchris : i like slomo ben ami
10:59 mindcaster : godverdomme
11:00 bwvalentine : yay
11:00 mindcaster : here we go
11:00 straightchris : it’s showtime
11:00 ustreamer|15779 : yeasty
11:00 mindcaster : y’d think
11:00 mindcaster : I see a curtain
11:00 doyathink : tinkleboi’s cock
11:00 straightchris : cut the fucking peadophine
11:01 straightchris : sorry sp
11:01 ustreamer|96031 : guys how do you put your nickname? it’s my first time
11:01 justinvincent : hoowww!
11:01 bwvalentine : register for an account, 96031
11:01 straightchris : “/nick fuck you”
11:01 micerl : like how the mic was pointed towards us! Nice touch!
11:02 AuntieVeraCharles : Morning Gorgeous
11:02 ustreamer|15779 : welcome 031 !
11:02 brandywinevalentine : oh holy crap, i finally have my whole name… my life is complete
11:03 straightchris : this is fucking good library music
11:03 ustreamer|15779 : bw
11:03 moopy : Hello Madgey
11:03 justinvincent : looking youthfull turday\
11:04 thejeffreytaylor : this song makes me want to lick vaginas
11:04 Jaime|2516 : she’s got a pearl necklace and all
11:04 Jaime|2516 : no penis between us friends!
11:04 doyathink : go for it, jeffrey
11:04 brandywinevalentine : this song is really growing on me
11:04 straightchris : is jeff here?
11:04 thejeffreytaylor : pulver?
11:04 thejeffreytaylor : ewwwwww
11:04 Jaime|2516 : madge, you saved my life
11:05 straightchris : eeeeeeewwwwww!!!!!
11:05 Jaime|2516 : i have a big sinus infection
11:05 Beryl_Maudling : hello dear
11:05 Jaime|2516 : and i’m learning to use a neti pot
11:05 straightchris : bless him
11:05 doyathink : if madge were a lifesaver, which flavor would she be?
11:05 Jaime|2516 : snatch red
11:05 moopy : sorry to hear Jaime – I get those after I get colds and am a miserable prick
11:05 brandywinevalentine : she’s be a prolapse flavored one
11:05 simp : sour melons
11:05 ustreamer|15779 : cake batter!’
11:06 micerl : worst. lag. ever.
11:06 Beryl_Maudling : cant see your lovely face madge
11:06 moopy : not too bad here micerl
11:06 Jaime|2516 : MOOPY, they hurt like Cheryl’s face
11:06 moopy : here being NZ
11:06 micerl : You Kiwis!
11:06 AuntieVeraCharles : How’s your soft palette?
11:06 moopy :
11:06 micerl : be stealing all my bandwith
11:06 EvilEuropean|7833 : i got no video here
11:06 thejeffreytaylor : Fried soft palette!
11:06 moopy : heh
11:06 humandog : I see the videos
11:06 brandywinevalentine : how’s your shnoz today, madgie?
11:06 thejeffreytaylor : $1.99!
11:06 humandog : 299!
11:06 micerl : ?!
11:07 Jaime|2516 : two nahney nahn
11:07 humandog : OH MR SCOBLE IS ON!
11:07 brandywinevalentine : why is this tool on, all madge does is make fun of him
11:07 humandog : Scbole is A Visionary
11:07 moopy : anyone have any tips on how to get a 9-month-old to stay sleeping?
11:08 ustreamer|15779 : hole foods
11:08 brandywinevalentine : drugs
11:08 doyathink : vodka
11:08 pnsCher : and chazzy
11:08 AuntieVeraCharles : whiskey
11:08 Jaime|2516 : all of the above
11:08 justinvincent : oh howw!
11:08 humandog : A Bloated, Visionary Internet Pioneer Weight Gainer and Influential Blogger Inventor and Innovator
11:08 brandywinevalentine : how!
11:08 pnsCher : CoscHOW
11:08 ustreamer|15779 : meltons club
11:08 moopy : hehe
11:08 moopy : I’ll go tell my wife – brb
11:08 Jaime|2516 : meltons, measure it in meltons!
11:08 justinvincent : cher! call madge on the skype!
11:08 doyathink : girth!
11:09 ustreamer|15779 : cheryl
11:09 pnsCher : girdle
11:09 Jaime|2516 : I fucking miss the cheryls!
11:09 micerl : 2nd that!
11:09 ustreamer|15779 : honaye
11:09 Jaime|2516 : work that thang!
11:09 Jaime|2516 : ho- nay
11:10 straightchris : king jesus
11:10 AuntieVeraCharles : you forgot my name? ow
11:10 AuntieVeraCharles : Omission
11:10 micerl : Like a triiii!
11:10 AuntieVeraCharles : Good girl
11:10 pnsCher : typs
11:10 brandywinevalentine : tell em to get fucked
11:10 simp : damn right!
11:10 humandog : scoble will be there as guest of honor
11:10 ustreamer|15779 : send an instuctional vidoe magde
11:11 humandog : full pay and expenses
11:11 doyathink : do a video podcast for them
11:11 Jaime|2516 : yoga, neti pot and video podcasting with M. Weinstein
11:12 moopy : there’s a frickin’ baby spider on my desk looking at me like I’m doing something wrog
11:12 justinvincent : panus
11:12 humandog : can robert tell us more about his microsoft tear?
11:12 moopy : ka-pow
11:12 doyathink : give it some vodka and put to sleep
11:12 ustreamer|15779 : like lesbians !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:13 Dude2008 : can you diagram it for us, Madge?
11:13 justinvincent : can he measure his panus?
11:14 humandog : did he have a silent inside orgasm?
11:14 Dude2008 : I am crying thinking about how pathetic that is
11:14 AuntieVeraCharles : How’s your snot box madge?
11:14 ustreamer|15779 : its Hump day Madge !
11:15 Beryl_Maudling : can anyone see madge – all i see is the yeast radio banner
11:15 ustreamer|15779 : get fucked
11:15 humandog : I see madge
11:15 humandog : reload thepage
11:15 humandog : refresh
11:16 Beryl_Maudling : have done
11:16 jfkgerrycasey : this is great
11:16 humandog : did blobert place his stomach on jason’s face?
11:16 ustreamer|15779 : noted
11:16 humandog : and did he stream it live?
11:16 micerl : ok. you guys and dolls have fun. the lag is killing me!
11:16 micerl : even audio!
11:16 Jaime|2516 : lesbians don’t have panus
11:16 jfkgerrycasey : is this for real or is it joking around
11:16 micerl : bye y’all!
11:16 Jaime|2516 : they have vaganurs
11:17 humandog : this is really robert scoble, we set up the interview last week
11:17 ustreamer|15779 : fiber is good
11:17 jfkgerrycasey : y is he just taking his abus
11:17 jfkgerrycasey : abuse
11:17 humandog : Is robert worried about his colon?
11:17 doyathink : who isn’t worried about their colon?
11:18 humandog : it’s worth something to FastCompany.com
11:18 straightchris : myspace sucks
11:18 ustreamer|23747 : fatty liver will kill you // Babs
11:18 Dude2008 : i think robert ate his blog
11:18 ustreamer|15779 : MY HOLE.com
11:18 pnsCher : HOW!
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : WHAT?
11:19 Jaime|2516 : down there i am
11:19 straightchris : i’m pissing my pants
11:19 brandywinevalentine : sorry, one of my rabbits got loose
11:19 ustreamer|88184 : ?
11:20 humandog : This is your Dooterus
11:20 ustreamer|15779 : Tori anus
11:20 straightchris : blogger is best
11:20 humandog : http://www.scobleizer.com
11:20 ustreamer|15779 : its hump day girls
11:20 ustreamer|15779 : ge it on
11:20 straightchris : thanks dog
11:21 humandog : Dooterus!
11:21 ustreamer|88184 : favicon – create a 16×16 windows BMP file and rename it as favicon.ico
11:22 ustreamer|88184 : hope this helps Robert
11:22 straightchris : fish?
11:22 humandog : Register your Blog GoDaddy URL with WordPress.com and the Feedburner Plugin for the fats
11:22 brandywinevalentine : hang up on him
11:23 brandywinevalentine : he’s already boring
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : These boys are not working well together
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : Was I this boring?
11:23 humandog : Robert, did you ever tape a 3 hour interview with this man?
11:23 brandywinevalentine : is this the most boring person or earth or what?
11:23 osbornb : No, Auntie.
11:23 ustreamer|88184 : Scoble was crying in Microsoft as they just installed a new vending machine
11:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Bless you os
11:24 doyathink : not yeasterday, vera
11:24 AuntieVeraCharles : but the time before I didn’t have a chance doya!!!
11:24 ustreamer|88184 : He left Microsoft cos he was banned from the Cafeteria
11:24 humandog : The vending machine included Andy Cap Hot Fries and and Original Flavor Tato Skins
11:24 Jaime|2516 : lol
11:25 brandywinevalentine : hang up on this idiot
11:25 ustreamer|33148 : hey madge, it’s Michael Butler. You look gorgeous. Can you squeeze your boobs for me?
11:25 brandywinevalentine : YAY
11:25 straightchris : anything that is based on dos has got to be shit
11:25 Dude2008 : hey – it’s the rock n roll geek!
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge, how’s the nose?
11:28 brandywinevalentine : yay dildo
11:28 osbornb : What’s going on down there, Madge?
11:29 ustreamer|91331 : thats small
11:29 brandywinevalentine : it’s even got a vein
11:29 ustreamer|15779 : talk saex with Madge weinstien’
11:29 justinvincent : her vagina is ripped
11:30 straightchris : leave dave out of this
11:30 ustreamer|15779 : lube it honaye
11:30 Jaime|2516 : that ole giner
11:30 brandywinevalentine : how did your vag get ripped madge?
11:30 justinvincent : it was raped by a pack of rabid dildos
11:30 osbornb : I think it was caused by a prolapse.
11:30 ustreamer|15779 : Dildo lue and beyond
11:31 straightchris : because they are anal retentive
11:32 andymelton : Hemorrhoids never go away unless you get surgery.
11:32 ustreamer|34767 : he is a hemroid
11:32 straightchris : my ass is bleeding right now
11:32 straightchris : i’ve got tha’ grapes honay
11:33 straightchris : the grapes of wrath
11:33 pnsCher : chazzy has front hemmies
11:33 straightchris : chalfonts
11:33 mindcaster : scoblllee
11:33 ustreamer|91331 : scobles straight>?
11:33 straightchris : st giles piles
11:33 AuntieVeraCharles : IT?
11:34 AuntieVeraCharles : He called his baby IT?
11:34 mindcaster : scoble, did you eat out Bono in Davos?
11:34 brandywinevalentine : how old is the baby now?
11:34 humandog : 9 weeks
11:34 ustreamer|93911 : baby should stream to flickr
11:34 brandywinevalentine : and they’re feeding it solids?
11:34 brandywinevalentine : lol
11:34 humandog : crisco pops
11:34 humandog : like popsicles
11:35 humandog : and large chunks of movie theater popcorn butter
11:35 straightchris : they also can’t dance
11:35 ustreamer|93911 : how do you monetize a baby?
11:35 straightchris : sell it to madonna
11:36 mindcaster : pffff
11:36 mindcaster : cunt
11:36 ustreamer|93911 : nice one
11:36 mindcaster : you stop eating will change things
11:36 ustreamer|33918 : ok This guy is a moron
11:36 jfkgerrycasey : davos is bullshit
11:36 mindcaster : no kidding
11:36 straightchris : bono it a cunt
11:37 straightchris : is a cunt
11:37 mindcaster : that’s obvious
11:37 straightchris : i know
11:38 mindcaster : scoble needs to think about his future as a lobbycunt
11:38 straightchris : i aways like to pass of used material
11:38 brandywinevalentine : /throws up
11:38 straightchris : i’ve never heard of you
11:38 ustreamer|91331 : ugh
11:39 straightchris : ooohhh nice
11:39 ustreamer|33918 : He’s channeling Andy Kaufman
11:39 ustreamer|93911 : stand up and be counted
11:39 straightchris : Any Kaufman is king
11:39 ustreamer|33918 : I hadn’t realized he’s a commedian
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge, I wouldn’t send this to my agent….
11:40 straightchris : Andy kaufman was a song and dance man end of
11:40 straightchris : hey can i have one where’s the link
11:41 humandog : http://www.flickr.com/photos/scobleizer/
11:41 straightchris : fucking great!
11:42 jfkgerrycasey : your shitstains
11:42 bicyclemark : did I arrive just in time for TECH talk
11:42 straightchris : pissing in every corner
11:42 straightchris : like a dog
11:42 straightchris : fuck off
11:42 pnsCher : apple stock
11:43 Jaime|2516 : TELL HIM THAT HIS MEXICAN WIFE IS UGLY!
11:43 ustreamer|93911 : he’s right, going to parties does help
11:43 straightchris : you’ve just said it
11:43 Jaime|2516 : it’s hi-may
11:43 Jaime|2516 : like himen
11:43 Jaime|2516 : i’m mexican
11:43 Jaime|2516 : yes!
11:43 humandog : hello mark
11:43 Jaime|2516 : but i’m a pretty mexican
11:44 bicyclemark : Howdy
11:44 humandog : call in
11:44 brandywinevalentine : carcass
11:44 bicyclemark : I cant really. surrounded by children
11:44 humandog : talk about what kenyans think of scoble
11:44 bicyclemark : ye after
11:44 bicyclemark : and tomorrow Ill come on
11:44 bicyclemark : KEnyan’s..
11:44 bicyclemark : to eat children
11:44 straightchris : kenya is in east africa retard
11:44 bicyclemark : how much power?
11:45 bicyclemark : zim dont have no beans
11:45 straightchris : piss off scoble
11:45 jfkgerrycasey : theyre all poorcoz ppl like scobel wont put down his fucking donut
11:45 mindcaster : BM
11:45 bicyclemark : word bro
11:45 mindcaster : how’s Brussel
11:46 bicyclemark : trouble at gare du midi today. my moma got her wallet stolen
11:46 brandywinevalentine : yeah, he’s not gonna
11:46 straightchris : now fuck off
11:46 mindcaster : oh no
11:46 bicyclemark : cept for me!
11:46 pnsCher : ME!! Cher!
11:46 mindcaster : damn
11:46 bicyclemark : the Borque IUNS
11:46 bicyclemark : Emile
11:46 bicyclemark : and Tim
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : Vera Soeaks
11:46 bicyclemark : he likes the glory wholes
11:47 bicyclemark : fuck yourself scoble. my show is useful
11:48 mindcaster : scoble yourself, like the ring of that
11:48 mindcaster : scoble lyps
11:48 straightchris : it’s been used?
11:49 Jaime|2516 : by trotsky
11:49 mindcaster : I’m sure
11:49 bicyclemark : lake moron
11:49 straightchris : i will
11:49 pnsCher : burn!
11:49 Jaime|2516 : it would be another tsunami
11:49 brandywinevalentine : what a fuckhead
11:49 Jaime|2516 : him in a lakes
11:49 bicyclemark : poke him in the fat
11:49 bicyclemark : ratings!
11:50 mindcaster : blubbr20
11:50 mindcaster : signing off, closing the cunttop
11:51 bicyclemark : later marc
11:51 mindcaster : later
11:51 pnsCher : HOW
11:51 bicyclemark : Turd
11:51 bicyclemark : Genious Grant
11:51 bicyclemark : I got kids all around me
11:52 ustreamer|13879 : does he believe what he was saying?
11:53 ustreamer|15779 : cuntferce call
11:53 humandog : video of scoble talking to a man who used to own a $1.5million car
11:53 humandog : http://qik.com/video/22264
11:53 humandog : shot on the cellphone
11:54 ustreamer|13879 : ms wont’ hire scoble back
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : A medication and so much more
11:55 humandog : robert scoble has two stomachs
11:55 AuntieVeraCharles : Jeeze I thought you settled this in your mind
11:55 straightchris : There are a lot of people in denial that like to feel good in their filth so they check out scoble.
11:56 straightchris : i love junkets a lot of horney womens around
11:57 Jaime|2516 : womyns
11:57 straightchris : a good fuck is garanteed
11:57 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge, come to L.A. and we’ll see a movie
11:57 justinvincent : garunturd
11:58 straightchris : sorry sp
11:58 straightchris : like a shit shain
11:58 straightchris : stain
11:59 Jaime|2516 : we love you, you old giner
12:00 ustreamer|15779 : tell scoble to Get fucked madge
12:00 straightchris : what a load of bollocks
12:01 Jaime|2516 : eat three things at once, he means
12:02 yeastradio : beryl?
12:02 straightchris : 13 use other peoples material and pass it off as your own
12:02 ustreamer|15263 : scoble is an asshole
12:03 straightchris : er yup
12:03 ustreamer|15263 : I cant believe yuo had that assholeo
12:03 ustreamer|15263 : on
12:03 ustreamer|13879 : ditto
12:03 humandog : please, 15263, suggest a guest
12:03 straightchris : because he’s an asshole
12:03 humandog : suggest guests to call in
12:03 Jaime|2516 : cheryls!
12:04 ustreamer|13879 : not if they’ve heard this
12:04 osbornb : Roger Smalls!
12:04 humandog : roger smalls
12:04 humandog : ok
12:04 AuntieVeraCharles : How many s’s in list?
12:04 straightchris : planet tv lucien
12:05 ustreamer|15263 : kick scobles ass more next time. you were light on his fat ass today
12:05 humandog : hard for him to feel the kicks anway
12:05 AuntieVeraCharles : Limp p’ popper
12:05 bicyclemark : bum painting!
12:08 Dude2008 : karla wants to call in on Friday
12:08 humandog : karla call in
12:09 ustreamer|61557 : you welcum
12:09 humandog : skype: MadgeWeinstein
12:09 doyathink : 20 queens open wide
12:10 ustreamer|69542 : It is hard to tell who I can’t stand more, Calacanis or Scoble
12:10 straightchris : can you play “wind beneath my prolapse”
12:11 ustreamer|69542 : Hawaii
12:12 ustreamer|69542 : Obama wond Hawaii projected to win yesturday
12:13 AuntieVeraCharles : I don’t think that
12:13 bicyclemark : I muted the plates
12:13 AuntieVeraCharles : Fuck the bitcch
12:13 bicyclemark : I gots to go
12:13 bicyclemark : family dinner
12:14 bicyclemark : by maydge… tot morgen
12:14 AuntieVeraCharles : bye all
12:14 humandog : bye
12:15 bicyclemark : true!
12:15 justinvincent : clean blood
12:16 straightchris : i just want to fuck not listen to the problems of cunt happy motherfuckers
12:16 doyathink : who talks about their ejaculate with their friends?
12:16 straightchris : i do
12:16 ustreamer|61557 : dr lezzwood’s husband
12:16 ustreamer|61557 : he’s on the down lows
12:17 straightchris : my mate tells me that if you cum before you piss it’ll sting you anus
12:18 straightchris : …
12:18 jaime|731 : yey
12:18 jaime|731 : babs
12:18 jaime|731 : don’t menssies on my parade
12:19 doyathink : busby fuckin’ berkley
12:20 ustreamer|15263 : whos the idiot that requested this madness?
12:20 jaime|731 : hey mister trotsky
12:20 ustreamer|15263 : ugly dog
12:20 doyathink : trotsky is cute
12:20 ustreamer|15263 : I meant madge
12:21 jaime|731 : lol
12:21 jaime|731 : good show everyone
12:21 jaime|731 : take five
12:21 jaime|731 : layps
12:21 doyathink : and scene
12:21 straightchris : hey hume dog was this live streaming your idea?

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