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Show notes: 08:11 ustreamer-36572 : frist
08:14 mindcaster : link dump: http://blip.tv/file/750336
10:55 hotrannymess : hello everyone
10:55 andymelton : Hi Rebecca (?).
10:55 tinyrooster : hello
10:56 torero : hello
10:56 torero : its morning again in america
10:57 andymelton : A cute guy said the very same thing “it’s morning again in america” this morning on Twitter.
10:58 tinyrooster : miss the yeast
10:58 torero : uhh that was me andy, and thanks
10:59 torero : i feel so warm and fuzzy now
10:59 andymelton : YAY!
11:00 ArcherRadio : Yeah! She’s back!
11:00 * simp runs in circles
11:00 andymelton : She’s got her purple dress on (again).
11:00 torero : that chair in the back looks like a <censored>, no?
11:01 Dude2008 : it looks like the set of the Dinah Shore show
11:01 torero : haha
11:01 andymelton : Does she have a helmet on?
11:02 ArcherRadio : That’s her hair.
11:02 torero : the entre act
11:03 ArcherRadio : Yes, we can
11:03 andymelton : yrs
11:03 ArcherRadio : Hi Madge
11:04 ArcherRadio : Don’t forget to tell us about your dream.
11:04 simp : hey… did she clean?
11:04 ArcherRadio : Looks like it.
11:04 redmonkey : Why the hell is your house so clean?!
11:04 simp : wow!!!
11:04 torero : that must feel so much better
11:05 redmonkey : this is a first!
11:05 redmonkey : a clean house!
11:05 ArcherRadio : I thought that was what you were doing on your time off.
11:05 Dude2008 : I missed you Madge
11:05 ArcherRadio : I missed her too!
11:05 simp : me too, it was a long Madge-less week
11:06 redmonkey : Then send Madge money, Dude2008
11:06 torero : as long as its not barrel maudling
11:06 andymelton : Torero is a cutie.
11:06 torero : hayyy
11:07 andymelton : And I’ll say dirty things about him instead of that one guy I use to say nice/naughty things about. MMMM HMMM.
11:07 andymelton : OMG. She’s gonna sit on the thing.
11:07 ArcherRadio : oh, she’s got a scarf on.
11:07 redmonkey : ha! i think you’re right, Andy
11:08 torero : work that thing
11:08 ArcherRadio : beautiful!
11:08 andymelton : Yes, back on the thing this week.
11:09 ArcherRadio : Good for you, Andy.
11:09 redmonkey : gee, i dunno… maybe you should have posted something saying you’d be back on Monday
11:10 redmonkey :
11:10 andymelton : Thanks Archer
11:10 ArcherRadio :
11:10 torero : yes we do!
11:11 torero : auntieveraspeaksdotpodshowdotcom.com
11:11 redmonkey : Is Compressor what’s workin your last lesbian nerve? (And how much abuse from that program do you need in your life, Madge???)
11:11 simp : where’s Vera?
11:12 Dude2008 : she’s out buying gold
11:12 ArcherRadio : She’s working on her 100th show
11:13 redmonkey : Madge, are you using <censored> 3 or 2?
11:14 redmonkey : Andy you sound lighter
11:15 torero : haha!
11:15 ArcherRadio : I need to lose 20 pounds…can I get a new iMac?
11:15 redmonkey : compressor
11:16 ArcherRadio : I liked the time you said lyps
11:16 mindcaster : oeh, I had the sound off, almost missed this
11:16 HumbleMarshal : I liked the time you said <censored>
11:16 torero : shes IS chicago
11:16 yeastradio-1 : !censoroff
11:17 redmonkey : That’s hot, Andy
11:17 yeastradio-1 : cunt
11:17 redmonkey : cunt
11:17 redmonkey : cunt
11:17 redmonkey : oops sorry
11:17 torero : smell your finger now
11:17 ArcherRadio : hahaha
11:17 humandog : IS THIS THE GRUM WITH THE LESBIAN DYKE?
11:18 mindcaster : did anybody catch my link way on top? Amsterdamnturds watching Madge video…
11:18 ArcherRadio : That was a good one.
11:19 mindcaster : good
11:19 redmonkey : Madge isn’t as rubenesque as she used to be.
11:19 redmonkey : Keeping talking about cuntpressor
11:19 torero : get er done
11:20 redmonkey : I had the same problem
11:21 redmonkey : Exactly! It was that damn QT update
11:21 redmonkey : I was told to upgrade to the latest Final Cut Studio
11:22 redmonkey : What are your QMaster settings?
11:23 humandog : I don’t know Redmonkey, but I read about this problem as well
11:23 redmonkey : Exactly, madge
11:23 redmonkey : It is bullshit
11:24 redmonkey : Buy Final Cut Server… oh yeah, Apple can’t make it work. It’s not out yet
11:25 redmonkey : Is there a way to downgrade your version of QuickTime? And if so, how?
11:25 redmonkey : (because i suspect that’s the whole problem)
11:27 humandog : http://news.wired.com/dynamic/stories/S/STATE_OF_JOURNALISM?SITE=WIRE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2008-03-16-16-32-59
11:28 torero : buy gold
11:29 torero : haha!
11:29 mindcaster : 1006 bucks and rising
11:30 mindcaster : but what’s a buck these days
11:30 redmonkey : cash
11:30 redmonkey : madge needs cash
11:30 mindcaster : I will be your Euro-pimp
11:30 redmonkey : Why?
11:31 mindcaster : why what
11:31 redmonkey : The opera queen is so wonderfully ridiculous.
11:31 redmonkey : Don’t tell the opera queen about 2012.
11:31 redmonkey : The end of the world
11:32 mindcaster : yup
11:32 torero : my grandma once said california would fall off into the ocean
11:32 mindcaster : so do those wackjobs of The Secret
11:32 redmonkey : Al Gore invented the blogosphere
11:32 mindcaster : oh give me a break
11:32 Carrino : July of 1998 was X Day in the Church of the Subgenius (Bob Dobbs)
11:33 torero : the secret is that oprahs vagina smells like kitkats
11:33 redmonkey : The Secret is there is money to made from a lot of made-up bullshit
11:33 mindcaster : there u go
11:33 Carrino : Spiritual Law?!?
11:33 redmonkey : Oprah’s housekeeper wrote it
11:34 mindcaster : I want a new bike! Poof!
11:34 torero : prolelife
11:34 mindcaster : power of attraction
11:34 mindcaster : sure, there’s some truth in there, not a secret
11:34 mindcaster : not a new fucking religion
11:34 mindcaster : or philosophy
11:35 torero : like L Ron
11:35 redmonkey : Noah’s Ark in the Grand Canyon: Where they mormon?
11:36 torero : i wonder why the gays would like that
11:36 torero : hmm
11:36 tinyrooster : what’s really sad is that successful people like stars believe in that and then they’re still successful and they think it works
11:37 redmonkey : Yes, tinyrooster.
11:37 mindcaster : The Secret is that they were lucky to have a good agent
11:37 redmonkey : The Secret is a good solution to help hide Oprah’s wealthy guilt
11:37 tinyrooster : wealth is the gift that keeps on giving
11:38 torero : housewives
11:39 mindcaster : they still trust govs
11:39 tinyrooster : the secret is a form of magical thinking, which is ancient, but it’s also the case that people in the U.S. are uneducated
11:39 mindcaster : bitches
11:40 mindcaster : makes my axe evil I guess
11:40 mindcaster : Chris, people will continue to vote against their own interests
11:41 mindcaster : its a lot of group thinking too
11:41 mindcaster : and slogans make sense to a lot of people, as they’re easy to understand
11:41 redmonkey : Here’s something: I live in Santa Barbara/Montecito which has a ton of wealthy republicans who actually do support the troops with paychecks to neo-conservatives, and I never ever see a support our troop sticker on their cars!! Hmmm.
11:41 tinyrooster : true. oprah has nerve pushing that
11:41 humandog : I understand that mindcaster, I really do
11:42 torero : santa barbara is a karmic black hole
11:42 humandog : but where does the base level of trust come from? and why do sometimes I find that in myself?
11:42 humandog : it’s very frustrating?
11:42 humandog : no question mark
11:42 mindcaster : I know
11:42 redmonkey : I hate those fucking ribbons. I like to mix them up too
11:42 tinyrooster : propaganda. it works.
11:42 humandog : agreed
11:42 humandog : it does work
11:42 torero : its mostly civillians doing it though
11:42 mindcaster : base level is warped, so people aim for most familiar
11:43 mindcaster : I figure it takes a lot of disasters and downfall to change base trust
11:43 humandog : http://www.joebageant.com
11:44 humandog : a writer on this very topic I recommend
11:44 torero : bless this mess, andy
11:45 mindcaster : ok
11:45 torero : cunt cunt cunt
11:45 ArcherRadio : oh lord!
11:45 redmonkey : AMEN!
11:45 torero : obamas pastor, andy melton
11:46 torero : hah!
11:46 redmonkey : Are there snakes at your church too? And people speaking in tongues, Andy?
11:46 torero : people flying around the room
11:47 ArcherRadio : That took you all week?
11:47 simp : hahhaa!
11:47 redmonkey : ha
11:48 mindcaster : thanks Chris, it’s a good read
11:50 humandog : I suggest looking through Bageant’s archives
11:50 humandog : lot of good stuff
11:50 redmonkey : That was fucking great…
11:50 torero : Early to Bed in Chicago should be sponsoring madge
11:50 ArcherRadio : Very good…loved that airplane story
11:50 mindcaster : subscribed to it now, will do
11:51 wh175 : I liked it Madge
11:51 ArcherRadio : hahaha…do they fit
11:51 redmonkey : Cheryl is banned
11:51 redmonkey : forever
11:51 wh175 : ~Wayne~
11:51 simp : waynehole?
11:54 torero : a portrait of her is mouldering somewhere
11:54 straightchris : cheryil s pathetic
11:55 simp : hell yeah
11:57 torero : uh oh
11:57 redmonkey : Was that your yellow ovary, Madge?
11:58 torero : like a circle!
11:58 torero : 360
11:58 redmonkey : Nice downward dog, madge… the stink lured trotsky over
11:59 redmonkey : … and you said you didn’t get eaten out, Madge. (Mt. Lesbian, uh-huh)
11:59 redmonkey : Good idea, Andy… make it twice as much work for Madge.
11:59 redmonkey : Send Madge money
12:00 humandog : buy gold
12:00 redmonkey : send madge chocolate gold coins
12:01 torero : gelt
12:01 mindcaster : gotta go, bye e’one
12:01 mindcaster : happy prolapsing
12:01 torero : this is not gilbert grape
12:03 redmonkey : Looked great, madgula.
12:03 redmonkey : Send madge more tapes
12:04 torero : is she wearing some S&M bracelet?
12:04 redmonkey : The audience has gone up!
12:04 redmonkey : THIS is what we all want….
12:04 redmonkey : Madge’s cunt on a green screen
12:05 humandog : Podshow pays this woman cash money for her excellence: http://www.podshow.com/showguide/?key_id=ad19f53d2c337ef46729b2c62200c569&feed_type=ext
12:05 redmonkey : Oh my god, she’s like one of those animated .gif dogs running back and forth
12:06 redmonkey : I never realized that the lips on the moo moo were kissing Madge’s ass. NICE!
12:06 torero : its very dawn davenport
12:06 redmonkey : mumu
12:07 torero : gay caribou
12:11 tinyrooster : does stacy know about this?
12:11 andymelton : http://youtube.com/watch?v=WwMbJ68IbAM
12:11 torero : shes segmented like an ant
12:11 redmonkey : how does that woman have such a thin stomach with hips that big?
12:11 ustreamer-90579 : that’s where woman fat goes
12:12 tinyrooster : depends on the woman
12:12 torero : ENB
12:12 redmonkey : I thought it was just from a lot of sit-ups.
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : oh hi
12:13 simp : tell her it’s on hiatus
12:13 redmonkey : have hagath makes faces while you read the news
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : I ressurected
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : hi dears
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : hmmm
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : I think both first
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : but between the two…
12:13 redmonkey : she won’t know the difference.
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : ENB
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : exactly
12:14 redmonkey : I care.
12:14 redmonkey : Send madge money
12:14 redmonkey : Ooops
12:14 thejeffreytaylor : Did I miss a piece of news in the beginning?
12:15 redmonkey : podshow has been very busy picking new colors for 3.0
12:15 redmonkey : that site is beautiful
12:16 redmonkey : moonké?
12:16 thejeffreytaylor : their colour for 3.0 is pink
12:16 thejeffreytaylor : slips
12:16 andymelton : cunt
12:16 andymelton : shit
12:16 andymelton : dick
12:16 andymelton : nigger
12:16 andymelton : read that bitch
12:16 tinyrooster : cock a doodle doo
12:16 torero : moonskala
12:16 torero : jaleel white
12:17 redmonkey : dirty blood red moonskala
12:18 Carrino : you were in the front page video madge.
12:19 torero : is it WM Smartphone?
12:19 tinyrooster : yes there is. check the tmobile howardforum for the settings. you need the settings
12:19 torero : on mine, skype wont go through the ear speaker, only speakerphone
12:19 Carrino : Cattle Lips
12:20 Carrino : Cattle Lyps
12:20 ustreamer-91028 : I doubt Nokia phones are “Smartphones”; typically those are Windows or Blackberry powered.
12:21 Carrino : You put up part two of the root of all evil — can’t wait to watch it.
12:21 tinyrooster : no nokia uses symbian
12:22 ustreamer-91028 : how do i change my username from the Ustreamer default
12:22 ustreamer-91028 : Samsungs are not smart either.
12:22 yeastradio-1 : ‘/nick retarded
12:22 thejeffreytaylor : hang on n00by ,n00by hang on
12:22 redmonkey : exactly, andy!
12:22 ustreamer-91028 : chill out – first time here – douche bags!
12:22 torero : andy will sit on your face
12:23 tinyrooster : responding to ustreamer-91028
12:23 thejeffreytaylor : “prize”
12:23 torero : ha!
12:23 thejeffreytaylor : Certain Death?
12:23 kfrankie : No thanks, I’m driving…
12:23 torero : smells like baking bread
12:24 bicyclemark : Hi all
12:24 tinyrooster : hello
12:24 torero : but we gained mark
12:24 thejeffreytaylor : hi marks
12:24 bicyclemark : im a workin man
12:24 bicyclemark : Hey jeffreys
12:24 thejeffreytaylor : talks to me later marks
12:24 thejeffreytaylor : I have something for you
12:24 bicyclemark : sho thang
12:24 redmonkey : opera, please.
12:25 bicyclemark : use the Callas from Lisbon!
12:25 thejeffreytaylor : opfrey winfrah
12:25 thejeffreytaylor : new lepered for at least a year for me
12:25 torero : andy live at the grand ole oprey
12:26 bicyclemark : i been working in an office that still uses tiger. couldnt stand it. upgraded all to leopard
12:26 HumbleMarshal : the feminine scent caused by my event…
12:26 bicyclemark : Use the Callas you got from Portugal
12:26 Carrino : yes — I love that one
12:26 Carrino : fem scent
12:26 redmonkey : CHER!
12:26 bicyclemark : how
12:26 thejeffreytaylor : cheruly
12:26 thejeffreytaylor : n
12:27 bicyclemark : Im eating MAdeleines.. I found a french bakery next to this place I mworking at
12:27 torero : mother with stink hair?
12:27 thejeffreytaylor : get macaron s
12:27 bicyclemark : Jersey!
12:27 thejeffreytaylor : they make things happy
12:27 bicyclemark : OK
12:27 redmonkey : thats madge’s secret: l.a.w.y.e.r.
12:28 bicyclemark : lesbian headbanging
12:28 redmonkey : love this song
12:28 redmonkey : bye sugartits
12:28 torero : very melissa etheridge of this song, i love it
12:28 humandog : is it over?
12:28 bicyclemark : yay for madge being back. my week sucked without her last week
12:28 humandog : is that it?
12:28 andymelton : Oh goodie. I can go eat my foot long subway sandwich.
12:29 humandog : LAWYER
12:29 bicyclemark : shes gotta ase the audience back into it.. 29 minutes should do it
12:29 bicyclemark : ease
12:29 ustreamer-86762 : haaaaay
12:29 yeastradio-1 : stay turd for after show?
12:29 humandog : AFTER SHOW?
12:29 humandog : OK
12:29 ustreamer-44851 : http://www.downloadsquad.com/2007/10/29/skype-and-3-announce-skype-mobile-phone/
12:29 bicyclemark : after Birth
12:29 yeastradio-1 : wutaver
12:29 andymelton : after show
12:29 humandog : very short wrap up show
12:29 ustreamer-86762 : welcome back hoe
12:29 torero : besitos
12:29 humandog : I have to post it to YEASTRADIO.COM
12:29 yeastradio-1 : thx

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11:01 humandog : yes
11:01 brian_royaloak : love it!
11:01 brian_royaloak : ow
11:01 humandog : today a discussion of yogurt cultures
11:01 brian_royaloak : i’m awake!
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11:01 AuntieVeraCharles : I see you
11:01 Beryl_Maudling : Hello
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11:01 kristine22 : yaaaaaaaay
11:01 humandog : new mumu?
11:02 humandog : dress
11:02 AuntieVeraCharles : Schmatta
11:02 brian_royaloak : my momma wears pants
11:02 Beryl_Maudling : hi
11:02 brian_royaloak : madge did you talk about nader yesterday?
11:02 humandog : yes she did
11:02 brian_royaloak : damn
11:02 brian_royaloak : i will listen to podcast
11:02 humandog : filled with hate towards him
11:03 brian_royaloak : why am i faggity pink?
11:03 humandog : you are blue on my screen
11:03 brian_royaloak : oh
11:03 humandog : now you are pink
11:03 brian_royaloak : must be screen specific
11:03 humandog : your text
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11:03 humandog : STUPID BITCH
11:03 kristine22 : hhahaha
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11:03 kristine22 : i have my own fucking room
11:03 brian_royaloak : hahahah
11:03 brian_royaloak : he lost 2 lbs with that screaming!
11:04 humandog : was the inturdvention successful?
11:04 humandog : they look warmer
11:04 humandog : golden
11:05 Beryl_Maudling : oh!
11:05 brian_royaloak : anyone else having video choppiness?
11:05 Dude2008 : beryl
11:05 Beryl_Maudling : yes deae
11:05 Beryl_Maudling : dear
11:06 AuntieVeraCharles : Praise The Lord
11:06 humandog : madge is going to be showing us a number of exciting properties today
11:06 brian_royaloak : this whole north korea visit – fact or fiction?
11:06 brian_royaloak : i am refereing to the nuclear facility tear-downs that we are now seeing…
11:07 humandog : fiction
11:07 brian_royaloak : yeah – seems too easy
11:07 AuntieVeraCharles : YEAH
11:07 brian_royaloak : yes you are correct madge
11:07 jsdwdc : Weren’t they visitng NK?
11:07 kristine22 : yessss
11:07 brian_royaloak : although i can not see or hear you now
11:08 kristine22 : that suck for u
11:08 humandog : Mike Huckabee releases three eggs/day
11:08 brian_royaloak : mike hukleberry was funny on saturday night live
11:08 straightchris : teh-ham-min gook manseh!
11:08 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy Gold
11:08 brian_royaloak : i bought a case of gold bond
11:08 brian_royaloak : medicated itch
11:08 Beryl_Maudling : choppy
11:08 humandog : it hooks a little
11:08 kristine22 : hola
11:08 AuntieVeraCharles : buffering a lot
11:08 brian_royaloak : is that what i should be doing?
11:08 justinfeed : My audio keeps cutting out
11:09 bugchaser : Stream is a little choppy for me but I jsut got here.
11:09 humandog : turn down the video SLIGHTLY
11:09 Andy561 : a little choppy here
11:09 brian_royaloak : choppy
11:09 tinyrooster : fine for me
11:09 straightchris : shipal
11:09 tinyrooster : wish i could see people though. that was fun
11:09 humandog : yes
11:09 justinfeed : hi
11:09 humandog : you are on
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : you are one
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : on
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : even
11:09 straightchris : jup seh yu?
11:09 brian_royaloak : the concert in n korea was broadcast live to n korea
11:10  * bugchaser chases butterflies.
11:10 kristine22 : they’re trying to scam u
11:10 straightchris : kritche?
11:10 brian_royaloak : still very choppy w/ lots of buffering
11:10 bugchaser : Type /me and then the action.
11:10 justinfeed : yes
11:10 brian_royaloak : just me?
11:10 bugchaser : Smotehr now.
11:10 justinfeed : I am
11:10 AuntieVeraCharles : I am
11:10 jsdwdc : a bit
11:10 Andy561 : a little choppy here too
11:10 humandog : its slightly choppy, every so often
11:10 Beryl_Maudling : me
11:10  * bugchaser shows Madge what’s what.
11:10 brian_royaloak : you can’t get any uglier madge pull it way down
11:11 kristine22 : you’re hotttttt
11:11 Beryl_Maudling : yes
11:11 brian_royaloak : better for me
11:11 brian_royaloak : you are beautiful baby!
11:11 humandog : the stream, video and audio, hiccups every now and then
11:11 brian_royaloak : i take that back
11:11 bugchaser : That jsut reminded me of the movie Tootsie. “Can you pull back a little on her?” “How do you feel about Cleveland?”
11:11 humandog : leave it, its fine
11:11 brian_royaloak : buffering every minute now
11:11 Beryl_Maudling : thankyou dear
11:11 bugchaser : LOL
11:11 kristine22 : ugh
11:11 Beryl_Maudling : hello
11:11 brian_royaloak : is hillary gonna pull an andy melton on obama tonight?
11:12 bugchaser : I wasn’t calling you Tootsie, Madge.  I was refering to the ‘ugly’ comments – which I happen to disagree with.
11:12 humandog : gain weight on hum?
11:12 humandog : him?
11:12 brian_royaloak : no – freak out!
11:12 brian_royaloak : she seems pissed
11:12 humandog : is hillary going to gain weight while on stage?
11:12 bugchaser : Hello!
11:12 humandog : yes
11:12 bicyclemark : we need a picture of madge with a turban on. that will get her media attention
11:12 brian_royaloak : that press conference friday was hilarious!
11:12 humandog : turban and diaper robe
11:12 kfrankie : You’re whipped & unsaulted…
11:12 justinfeed : Hillary has gone insane.
11:13 brian_royaloak : her back is against the wall
11:13 Dude2008 : madge – congrats on your youtube success!
11:13 bicyclemark : i heard youre HUGE on jewtube as well
11:13 brian_royaloak : AWSOME MADGE!
11:13 brian_royaloak : i watched rasin in the sun last night – i thought it was about old jewish men in florida
11:14 brian_royaloak : i was very dissapointed
11:14 Dude2008 : will you be appearing on the highly successful “Women of Youtube” podcast?
11:14 brian_royaloak : there wasn’t a jew to be found
11:14 humandog : Womyn of YouTube
11:14 Beryl_Maudling : hello dear
11:15 Beryl_Maudling : sorry dear
11:15 bicyclemark : of being skinny
11:15 straightchris : she’s hit the gin darling
11:15 justinfeed : The campaign is using their “kitchen sink” approach, distributing turban pictures of Obama, and having spasmatic press conferences, and generally losing control of her bowels.
11:15 brian_royaloak : according to bbc news we gave n. korea another month in the dismaintaling process
11:15 Beryl_Maudling : thats not me
11:16 bicyclemark : this is Beryl’s moma
11:16 bicyclemark : Oh theres time
11:16 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy organic gold
11:16 bicyclemark : hells ya antievera
11:16 __M__ : Craft surely
11:16 bugchaser : Dolphin-safe organic gold?
11:17 bicyclemark : heres a cafe sappho here in amsturdam. amy used to play there
11:17 doyathink : clyps
11:17 bugchaser : Janet’s nipple worries me.
11:17 brian_royaloak : is that maddeline kahn?
11:17 JayT : planet?
11:17 AuntieVeraCharles : audio clits
11:17 bicyclemark : hmm
11:17 brian_royaloak : ??
11:17 brian_royaloak : anyone?
11:17 justinfeed : What is that clip?
11:17 bicyclemark : since my homestate is democratic… Ill vote for Nader. cause I cant possible sway the state
11:17 bugchaser : Does Bicycle Mark vote?  I thought he was an ex-pat.
11:17 bicyclemark : expats vote
11:18 Beryl_Maudling : play my song i sent you last week madge dear
11:18 bugchaser : I learned something new.
11:18 bicyclemark : though this one could barel y give a shit for national erections
11:18 JayT : that doesn’t make sense
11:18 brian_royaloak : play that!
11:18 brian_royaloak : i love it!
11:18 brian_royaloak : fat little queen
11:18 bugchaser : Sounds liek youre’ jsut a relocated pat, then.  Not really “ex.”
11:18 brian_royaloak : hahha madge
11:18 doyathink : it doesn’t make sense that expats vote? Why not?
11:18 bicyclemark : I make sure to keep an address, bank account, and a few things in the US just in case I need them
11:18 jsdwdc : poor Andy…nice boy…just damaged from all that exercise
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : Please don’t talk about love tonight
11:19 justinfeed : Auntie Vera, I sent you an email.  This message serves as your Gmail notifier.
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I’ll go look justin
11:19 bicyclemark : I miss red bank new jersey sometimes
11:19 Beryl_Maudling : i like Andy … he’s squiggy
11:19 bicyclemark : self cleanin oven.. whats it cooking?!
11:20 tinyrooster : this is giving me flashbacks
11:20 AuntieVeraCharles : Thank you justin, I will reply after this trainwreck is over
11:20 justinfeed : Please share the Andy
11:21 bicyclemark : christ. I dont wants no andy video. it might break my computers.  time to ride home from work… Ill be back
11:21 micerl : hi
11:21 __M__ : If you attached a dynomo to Andy’s jaw would it power New York or just Staten Island?
11:21 micerl : what is the topic?
11:21 straightchris : i like Andy
11:21 doyathink : weight belt
11:22 Dude2008 : poor andy
11:22 brian_royaloak : gross
11:22 AuntieVeraCharles : Jesus! HE makes ME look skinny
11:23 brian_royaloak : i didn’t think he could possibly be more gross than i imagined in my head
11:23 doyathink : be nice to andy
11:23 jsdwdc : please tell me you have a clip of him on the chair
11:23 justinfeed : What in the hell?
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : A very big servant
11:23 brian_royaloak : every fucking ounce of food on the planet
11:24 micerl : I never took Andy for being religious…
11:24 brian_royaloak : the sad thing is he thinks it’s funny
11:24 Dude2008 : the black sweater is very trimming
11:24 kristine22 : hahaha
11:24 brian_royaloak : if i were slitting my wrists on the camera would it be funny?
11:24 brian_royaloak : dont answer that!
11:24 brian_royaloak : forgot where i was
11:25 brian_royaloak : ha ha
11:25 brian_royaloak : smart ass
11:25 ustreamer-44073 : slitting wrists isnt funny
11:25 AuntieVeraCharles : poor chair
11:25 Dude2008 : the whole screen went black
11:25 brian_royaloak : that poor chair
11:25 Dude2008 : oh wait
11:25 justinfeed : Cue the Milkshakes song
11:25 AuntieVeraCharles : he’s fucking the chair?
11:25 doyathink : chair fuck?
11:25 bugchaser : He’s so hot he steamed up the lens.
11:25 Dude2008 : the chair is caught in his ass
11:25 micerl : A ninja.
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : Praise the LOAD
11:26 doyathink : why would he do this to himself?
11:26 Beryl_Maudling : Go Andy
11:26 __M__ : Is that facial hair on his face or gravy?
11:28 brian_royaloak : what?
11:28 brian_royaloak : that was about 30 min!!
11:28 AuntieVeraCharles : bugged beryl
11:28 bugchaser : And I taught you how to do this:
11:28  * bugchaser taught Madge.
11:29 AuntieVeraCharles : emphasis on wink
11:30 straightchris : he got a job with john paulson associats now
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : Moral:  Buy barley
11:31 bugchaser : Exporter of the grain and the Borat.
11:31 straightchris : john paulson got a $4 billion paypacket last yera
11:31 doyathink : glad i’m gluten intolerant…not really
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy gold barley
11:31 bugchaser : Dolphin-safe organic gold barley.
11:32 bugchaser : Better yet, buy gold G-strings.
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : From the 30th floor: ‘My banker’s on his way down”
11:33 bugchaser : We need George Bailey to save us all w/ the Bailey Building and Loan.
11:33 micerl : Straightchris>http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120036645057290423.html
11:33 doyathink : Mary! Mary!
11:33 kfrankie : And Bailey wants to fuck…
11:33 justinfeed : The Republicans would elect the decomposing body of Ronald Reagan if they could.
11:33 bugchaser : DOn’t you know me, Mary?
11:34 straightchris : thanks micerl
11:34 micerl : Max got work there?
11:34 bugchaser : I’ve heard of branches of the military have a stand-down, but Starbucks?
11:34 doyathink : heard Dunkin’ Donuts was having 1/2 price coffee day
11:35 justinfeed : They could improve the customer experience by lowering their damn prices.
11:35 bugchaser : Speculum?
11:35 simp : people finally realized $300/month for lattes was ridiculous?
11:36 bugchaser : Hope lies in the prolapse?
11:36 Andy561 : that’s like 3 lattes / day
11:36 ustreamer-88017 : Coffee cost me under $10 a month. I buy a big can of Folger’s at the Wal-Mart.
11:36 bugchaser : I dont’ drink coffee. I win.
11:37 brian_royaloak : haha folgers
11:37 brian_royaloak : like my grandparents
11:37 bugchaser : What’s worse, Folger’s, or Wal-Mart?
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : uh oh
11:38 ustreamer-89114 : hi
11:38 straightchris : did you get my comment on Finkelstein?
11:38 micerl : http://digg.com/podcasts
11:39 bugchaser : “Kill himself in front of his children.”  You’re a scary dude.
11:39 AuntieVeraCharles : I LOVE political discourse
11:39 humandog : I love weight Loss segments
11:39 bugchaser : Cunt-cam?
11:39 justinfeed : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/07/dohling-the-simpsons-h_n_80223.html
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : Are you calling me fat?
11:40 brian_royaloak : it’s tonight
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m hungry
11:40 humandog : me too
11:41 __M__ : It’s clean coal, it is not a sickness.
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : Pass me a big ole plate of clean coal
11:41 ustreamer-89114 : anita lee
11:42 Andy561 : nuclear power is the only long term solution
11:42 bugchaser : Clean Helmut Kohl?
11:43 ustreamer-89114 : yes
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : I didn’t marry a fingah….
11:43 ustreamer-53494 : hey
11:44 ustreamer-89114 : cing  chong
11:44 bugchaser : ho
11:45 Dude2008 : it’s called Andy’s Delight
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Super size me
11:45 doyathink : it is half price day at Dominoe’s
11:45 brian_royaloak : that makes my skin crawl
11:45 bugchaser : Is Andy channeling Divine?
11:46 Dude2008 : oh…it’s high in protein
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : So is semen
11:46 __M__ : I suspect HIV isn’t one of their topping though
11:47 simp : Atkins friendly, right?
11:47 ustreamer-89114 : hpv
11:47 ustreamer-89114 : pizza
11:47 bugchaser : LOL
11:47 micerl : What depression?
11:47 bugchaser : I’m not depressed.
11:47 humandog : http://www.junkfoodnews.net/
11:48 doyathink : anti-depressants don’t work
11:48 bugchaser : Not until they close the bathhouses.  THEN I’ll be depressed.
11:48 bugchaser : Tyra Bansk?
11:48 bugchaser : I can’t fuckin’ type.
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m still waiting for my 600 dollars
11:49 brian_royaloak : madge – yesterday you said gussi’s cancer was caused by chemicals from the salon – was this true? speculation? did the drs tell you that?
11:49 bugchaser : Not until May, sweetheart.
11:50 ustreamer-89114 : holw   wehat
11:50 ustreamer-89114 : hole
11:50 Dude2008 : whoreholewheat.org
11:50 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy gold
11:50 bugchaser : “Look at those LOW rates!  Thank you Eagle Man!”
11:51 AuntieVeraCharles : Max is still talking from two days ago..he thinks he’s still on
11:51 doyathink : whole wheat donuts prices rose 25%
11:51 micerl : own yer shit society
11:51 micerl : on credit
11:52 Dude2008 : borrow money to buy gold
11:52 bugchaser : Buy gold speedos.
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : Trickle down is finally working
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : Praise Ronnie!
11:52 micerl : ‘Monster’ Reincarnated at Hardee’sBad Boy of the Burger World is Reborn as New Monster Biscuit With Bacon and Sausage and Ham and Egg and Cheese
11:53 micerl : Now that’s something I’m NOT gonna buy
11:53 AlanGreenspan : Buy rusty gold.
11:53 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy Clean gold
11:53 AlanGreenspan : Buy Gold Bond medicated powder.
11:54 doyathink : all the food talk…giving Andy an orgasm
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m hungry
11:54 AlanGreenspan : I’m rich.
11:54 doyathink : and auntie vera, too
11:55 AlanGreenspan : The triple bypass burger.
11:55 doyathink : two fisting
11:55 AuntieVeraCharles : Yeah baby
11:55 AlanGreenspan : Who doesn’t want more meat?
11:55 reagan-255 : more meat?
11:56 AuntieVeraCharles : Andy Meltdown
11:56 AlanGreenspan : A meltin’ And Melton?
11:57 AlanGreenspan : Buy gold iPods!
11:57 ustreamer-88017 : I just bought a new MacBook Air.
11:57 AlanGreenspan : er iPhones.
11:57 Dude2008 : my anti-depressants aren’t working
11:57 micerl : You and the world…
11:58 AlanGreenspan : Hello Madge.
11:58 AuntieVeraCharles : I gotta go The View is starting
11:59 brian_royaloak : god he just fucking makes me cringe!
11:59 AlanGreenspan : Another great show in the can.
11:59 brian_royaloak : that’s what she said!
11:59 AlanGreenspan : And by ‘the can’ I mean ‘the ass.’
11:59 AuntieVeraCharles : Can being the operative word
11:59 straightchris : don’t forget to flush
11:59 ustreamer-89114 : have  a  great day   galss!
12:00 humandog : Stay Here for the 5 minute wrap up show
12:00 humandog : starting shortly after the end of transmission
12:00 ustreamer-89114 : yeasty
12:00  * AlanGreenspan pets the humandog.
12:00 humandog : 5 Minute Yeast Wrap Up Progrum
12:00 AuntieVeraCharles : Be sure to turn the censor off on your after show
12:00 humandog : Immediately After Yeast Radio
12:00 AlanGreenspan : MMm, a yeast wrap.
12:00 AuntieVeraCharles : I got slammed for typing Twat
12:00 micerl : bye
12:00 Beryl_Maudling : Goodbye dear – thankyou for dedicating this lovely grum to me
12:00 brian_royaloak : BYE MADGE!
12:00 ustreamer-89114 : git her   done
12:01 ustreamer-89114 : hooooooooooow
12:01 AlanGreenspan : Cher?
12:01 yeastradio : is my video off or can you see my cunt?
12:01 simp : off
12:01 AlanGreenspan : Off.
12:01 brian_royaloak : off
12:01 yeastradio : sux
12:01 yeastradio-1 : wrap up show
12:01 brian_royaloak : post show! post show! post show!
12:01 AlanGreenspan : But I can still see your cunt in my mind.
12:02 brian_royaloak : i need my sexy basement daddy!

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Crotchface is back:

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Antivera joins me as we try a new live streaming web sike. Justinfeed, A strip club dj who won’t strip, and someone at work joins us too.

And Berbacia tells us about her Rodney Kings moment.

ANd Straight Chris eats out Norman Finkelstein

UPDATE: I’ve never seen more Twitterds agree on something to this extent.

We try to help Andy Melton.

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Tags: cher, pnsexplosion, grizelda, andymelton, madgeweinstein, fat

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Other guests include:
Bicycle Mark
Chris Weagel

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Show Notes After the Break:

10:51 mindcaster : who’s the guest on the progrum
10:52 humandog : !censoroff
10:52 humandog : !moderateoff
10:52 mindcaster : I can now…@#$@#$%#$%?
10:52 humandog : try ut
10:52 humandog : it
10:52 mindcaster : cunt
10:52 humandog : whore
10:52 mindcaster : shit
10:52 humandog : bitch
10:52 mindcaster : fuck
10:52 humandog : scoble
10:52 mindcaster : fucking A
10:53 mindcaster : scoble yeah
10:53 mindcaster : lol
10:53 ustreamer|36090 : what do you type to change yer nickname
10:53 mindcaster : you log in…
10:54 straightchris : ‘/nick yourname’”
10:54 yourname : try that
10:54 mindcaster : oh ok, good too
10:54 humandog : christ
10:54 pnsCher : how!
10:54 humandog : HOW
10:54 straightchris : pow wow
10:55 straightchris : my mate at work are all singing half breed
10:55 pnsCher : general Tso!
10:55 mindcaster : lovely hat in a cunt, once again
10:56 mindcaster : Madge, you look like Queen Beatrix on April 30
10:56 mindcaster : cunt in a hat, pardon me
10:56 Dude2008 : mindcaster – you know you are watching yesterday’s show?
10:57 straightchris : i remember a picture of beatrix getting fucked by a dog over the enterence of the milkweg
10:57 mindcaster : hahaha
10:57 mindcaster : I am?
10:57 mindcaster : it says live!
10:57 mindcaster : WTF
10:57 humandog : today’s show begins in 5 minutes
10:57 mindcaster : pffffff
10:58 mindcaster : retard
10:58 ustreamer|15779 : morning turds
10:58 straightchris : stop smoking pot
10:58 justinvincent : swhat im tryinna say
10:58 mindcaster : if only it was that
10:58 mindcaster : evenin’ 15779
10:59 bwvalentine : test
10:59 micerl : Hello!
10:59 straightchris : i like slomo ben ami
10:59 mindcaster : godverdomme
11:00 bwvalentine : yay
11:00 mindcaster : here we go
11:00 straightchris : it’s showtime
11:00 ustreamer|15779 : yeasty
11:00 mindcaster : y’d think
11:00 mindcaster : I see a curtain
11:00 doyathink : tinkleboi’s cock
11:00 straightchris : cut the fucking peadophine
11:01 straightchris : sorry sp
11:01 ustreamer|96031 : guys how do you put your nickname? it’s my first time
11:01 justinvincent : hoowww!
11:01 bwvalentine : register for an account, 96031
11:01 straightchris : “/nick fuck you”
11:01 micerl : like how the mic was pointed towards us! Nice touch!
11:02 AuntieVeraCharles : Morning Gorgeous
11:02 ustreamer|15779 : welcome 031 !
11:02 brandywinevalentine : oh holy crap, i finally have my whole name… my life is complete
11:03 straightchris : this is fucking good library music
11:03 ustreamer|15779 : bw
11:03 moopy : Hello Madgey
11:03 justinvincent : looking youthfull turday\
11:04 thejeffreytaylor : this song makes me want to lick vaginas
11:04 Jaime|2516 : she’s got a pearl necklace and all
11:04 Jaime|2516 : no penis between us friends!
11:04 doyathink : go for it, jeffrey
11:04 brandywinevalentine : this song is really growing on me
11:04 straightchris : is jeff here?
11:04 thejeffreytaylor : pulver?
11:04 thejeffreytaylor : ewwwwww
11:04 Jaime|2516 : madge, you saved my life
11:05 straightchris : eeeeeeewwwwww!!!!!
11:05 Jaime|2516 : i have a big sinus infection
11:05 Beryl_Maudling : hello dear
11:05 Jaime|2516 : and i’m learning to use a neti pot
11:05 straightchris : bless him
11:05 doyathink : if madge were a lifesaver, which flavor would she be?
11:05 Jaime|2516 : snatch red
11:05 moopy : sorry to hear Jaime – I get those after I get colds and am a miserable prick
11:05 brandywinevalentine : she’s be a prolapse flavored one
11:05 simp : sour melons
11:05 ustreamer|15779 : cake batter!’
11:06 micerl : worst. lag. ever.
11:06 Beryl_Maudling : cant see your lovely face madge
11:06 moopy : not too bad here micerl
11:06 Jaime|2516 : MOOPY, they hurt like Cheryl’s face
11:06 moopy : here being NZ
11:06 micerl : You Kiwis!
11:06 AuntieVeraCharles : How’s your soft palette?
11:06 moopy :
11:06 micerl : be stealing all my bandwith
11:06 EvilEuropean|7833 : i got no video here
11:06 thejeffreytaylor : Fried soft palette!
11:06 moopy : heh
11:06 humandog : I see the videos
11:06 brandywinevalentine : how’s your shnoz today, madgie?
11:06 thejeffreytaylor : $1.99!
11:06 humandog : 299!
11:06 micerl : ?!
11:07 Jaime|2516 : two nahney nahn
11:07 humandog : OH MR SCOBLE IS ON!
11:07 brandywinevalentine : why is this tool on, all madge does is make fun of him
11:07 humandog : Scbole is A Visionary
11:07 moopy : anyone have any tips on how to get a 9-month-old to stay sleeping?
11:08 ustreamer|15779 : hole foods
11:08 brandywinevalentine : drugs
11:08 doyathink : vodka
11:08 pnsCher : and chazzy
11:08 AuntieVeraCharles : whiskey
11:08 Jaime|2516 : all of the above
11:08 justinvincent : oh howw!
11:08 humandog : A Bloated, Visionary Internet Pioneer Weight Gainer and Influential Blogger Inventor and Innovator
11:08 brandywinevalentine : how!
11:08 pnsCher : CoscHOW
11:08 ustreamer|15779 : meltons club
11:08 moopy : hehe
11:08 moopy : I’ll go tell my wife – brb
11:08 Jaime|2516 : meltons, measure it in meltons!
11:08 justinvincent : cher! call madge on the skype!
11:08 doyathink : girth!
11:09 ustreamer|15779 : cheryl
11:09 pnsCher : girdle
11:09 Jaime|2516 : I fucking miss the cheryls!
11:09 micerl : 2nd that!
11:09 ustreamer|15779 : honaye
11:09 Jaime|2516 : work that thang!
11:09 Jaime|2516 : ho- nay
11:10 straightchris : king jesus
11:10 AuntieVeraCharles : you forgot my name? ow
11:10 AuntieVeraCharles : Omission
11:10 micerl : Like a triiii!
11:10 AuntieVeraCharles : Good girl
11:10 pnsCher : typs
11:10 brandywinevalentine : tell em to get fucked
11:10 simp : damn right!
11:10 humandog : scoble will be there as guest of honor
11:10 ustreamer|15779 : send an instuctional vidoe magde
11:11 humandog : full pay and expenses
11:11 doyathink : do a video podcast for them
11:11 Jaime|2516 : yoga, neti pot and video podcasting with M. Weinstein
11:12 moopy : there’s a frickin’ baby spider on my desk looking at me like I’m doing something wrog
11:12 justinvincent : panus
11:12 humandog : can robert tell us more about his microsoft tear?
11:12 moopy : ka-pow
11:12 doyathink : give it some vodka and put to sleep
11:12 ustreamer|15779 : like lesbians !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:13 Dude2008 : can you diagram it for us, Madge?
11:13 justinvincent : can he measure his panus?
11:14 humandog : did he have a silent inside orgasm?
11:14 Dude2008 : I am crying thinking about how pathetic that is
11:14 AuntieVeraCharles : How’s your snot box madge?
11:14 ustreamer|15779 : its Hump day Madge !
11:15 Beryl_Maudling : can anyone see madge – all i see is the yeast radio banner
11:15 ustreamer|15779 : get fucked
11:15 humandog : I see madge
11:15 humandog : reload thepage
11:15 humandog : refresh
11:16 Beryl_Maudling : have done
11:16 jfkgerrycasey : this is great
11:16 humandog : did blobert place his stomach on jason’s face?
11:16 ustreamer|15779 : noted
11:16 humandog : and did he stream it live?
11:16 micerl : ok. you guys and dolls have fun. the lag is killing me!
11:16 micerl : even audio!
11:16 Jaime|2516 : lesbians don’t have panus
11:16 jfkgerrycasey : is this for real or is it joking around
11:16 micerl : bye y’all!
11:16 Jaime|2516 : they have vaganurs
11:17 humandog : this is really robert scoble, we set up the interview last week
11:17 ustreamer|15779 : fiber is good
11:17 jfkgerrycasey : y is he just taking his abus
11:17 jfkgerrycasey : abuse
11:17 humandog : Is robert worried about his colon?
11:17 doyathink : who isn’t worried about their colon?
11:18 humandog : it’s worth something to FastCompany.com
11:18 straightchris : myspace sucks
11:18 ustreamer|23747 : fatty liver will kill you // Babs
11:18 Dude2008 : i think robert ate his blog
11:18 ustreamer|15779 : MY HOLE.com
11:18 pnsCher : HOW!
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : WHAT?
11:19 Jaime|2516 : down there i am
11:19 straightchris : i’m pissing my pants
11:19 brandywinevalentine : sorry, one of my rabbits got loose
11:19 ustreamer|88184 : ?
11:20 humandog : This is your Dooterus
11:20 ustreamer|15779 : Tori anus
11:20 straightchris : blogger is best
11:20 humandog : http://www.scobleizer.com
11:20 ustreamer|15779 : its hump day girls
11:20 ustreamer|15779 : ge it on
11:20 straightchris : thanks dog
11:21 humandog : Dooterus!
11:21 ustreamer|88184 : favicon – create a 16×16 windows BMP file and rename it as favicon.ico
11:22 ustreamer|88184 : hope this helps Robert
11:22 straightchris : fish?
11:22 humandog : Register your Blog GoDaddy URL with WordPress.com and the Feedburner Plugin for the fats
11:22 brandywinevalentine : hang up on him
11:23 brandywinevalentine : he’s already boring
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : These boys are not working well together
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : Was I this boring?
11:23 humandog : Robert, did you ever tape a 3 hour interview with this man?
11:23 brandywinevalentine : is this the most boring person or earth or what?
11:23 osbornb : No, Auntie.
11:23 ustreamer|88184 : Scoble was crying in Microsoft as they just installed a new vending machine
11:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Bless you os
11:24 doyathink : not yeasterday, vera
11:24 AuntieVeraCharles : but the time before I didn’t have a chance doya!!!
11:24 ustreamer|88184 : He left Microsoft cos he was banned from the Cafeteria
11:24 humandog : The vending machine included Andy Cap Hot Fries and and Original Flavor Tato Skins
11:24 Jaime|2516 : lol
11:25 brandywinevalentine : hang up on this idiot
11:25 ustreamer|33148 : hey madge, it’s Michael Butler. You look gorgeous. Can you squeeze your boobs for me?
11:25 brandywinevalentine : YAY
11:25 straightchris : anything that is based on dos has got to be shit
11:25 Dude2008 : hey – it’s the rock n roll geek!
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge, how’s the nose?
11:28 brandywinevalentine : yay dildo
11:28 osbornb : What’s going on down there, Madge?
11:29 ustreamer|91331 : thats small
11:29 brandywinevalentine : it’s even got a vein
11:29 ustreamer|15779 : talk saex with Madge weinstien’
11:29 justinvincent : her vagina is ripped
11:30 straightchris : leave dave out of this
11:30 ustreamer|15779 : lube it honaye
11:30 Jaime|2516 : that ole giner
11:30 brandywinevalentine : how did your vag get ripped madge?
11:30 justinvincent : it was raped by a pack of rabid dildos
11:30 osbornb : I think it was caused by a prolapse.
11:30 ustreamer|15779 : Dildo lue and beyond
11:31 straightchris : because they are anal retentive
11:32 andymelton : Hemorrhoids never go away unless you get surgery.
11:32 ustreamer|34767 : he is a hemroid
11:32 straightchris : my ass is bleeding right now
11:32 straightchris : i’ve got tha’ grapes honay
11:33 straightchris : the grapes of wrath
11:33 pnsCher : chazzy has front hemmies
11:33 straightchris : chalfonts
11:33 mindcaster : scoblllee
11:33 ustreamer|91331 : scobles straight>?
11:33 straightchris : st giles piles
11:33 AuntieVeraCharles : IT?
11:34 AuntieVeraCharles : He called his baby IT?
11:34 mindcaster : scoble, did you eat out Bono in Davos?
11:34 brandywinevalentine : how old is the baby now?
11:34 humandog : 9 weeks
11:34 ustreamer|93911 : baby should stream to flickr
11:34 brandywinevalentine : and they’re feeding it solids?
11:34 brandywinevalentine : lol
11:34 humandog : crisco pops
11:34 humandog : like popsicles
11:35 humandog : and large chunks of movie theater popcorn butter
11:35 straightchris : they also can’t dance
11:35 ustreamer|93911 : how do you monetize a baby?
11:35 straightchris : sell it to madonna
11:36 mindcaster : pffff
11:36 mindcaster : cunt
11:36 ustreamer|93911 : nice one
11:36 mindcaster : you stop eating will change things
11:36 ustreamer|33918 : ok This guy is a moron
11:36 jfkgerrycasey : davos is bullshit
11:36 mindcaster : no kidding
11:36 straightchris : bono it a cunt
11:37 straightchris : is a cunt
11:37 mindcaster : that’s obvious
11:37 straightchris : i know
11:38 mindcaster : scoble needs to think about his future as a lobbycunt
11:38 straightchris : i aways like to pass of used material
11:38 brandywinevalentine : /throws up
11:38 straightchris : i’ve never heard of you
11:38 ustreamer|91331 : ugh
11:39 straightchris : ooohhh nice
11:39 ustreamer|33918 : He’s channeling Andy Kaufman
11:39 ustreamer|93911 : stand up and be counted
11:39 straightchris : Any Kaufman is king
11:39 ustreamer|33918 : I hadn’t realized he’s a commedian
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge, I wouldn’t send this to my agent….
11:40 straightchris : Andy kaufman was a song and dance man end of
11:40 straightchris : hey can i have one where’s the link
11:41 humandog : http://www.flickr.com/photos/scobleizer/
11:41 straightchris : fucking great!
11:42 jfkgerrycasey : your shitstains
11:42 bicyclemark : did I arrive just in time for TECH talk
11:42 straightchris : pissing in every corner
11:42 straightchris : like a dog
11:42 straightchris : fuck off
11:42 pnsCher : apple stock
11:43 Jaime|2516 : TELL HIM THAT HIS MEXICAN WIFE IS UGLY!
11:43 ustreamer|93911 : he’s right, going to parties does help
11:43 straightchris : you’ve just said it
11:43 Jaime|2516 : it’s hi-may
11:43 Jaime|2516 : like himen
11:43 Jaime|2516 : i’m mexican
11:43 Jaime|2516 : yes!
11:43 humandog : hello mark
11:43 Jaime|2516 : but i’m a pretty mexican
11:44 bicyclemark : Howdy
11:44 humandog : call in
11:44 brandywinevalentine : carcass
11:44 bicyclemark : I cant really. surrounded by children
11:44 humandog : talk about what kenyans think of scoble
11:44 bicyclemark : ye after
11:44 bicyclemark : and tomorrow Ill come on
11:44 bicyclemark : KEnyan’s..
11:44 bicyclemark : to eat children
11:44 straightchris : kenya is in east africa retard
11:44 bicyclemark : how much power?
11:45 bicyclemark : zim dont have no beans
11:45 straightchris : piss off scoble
11:45 jfkgerrycasey : theyre all poorcoz ppl like scobel wont put down his fucking donut
11:45 mindcaster : BM
11:45 bicyclemark : word bro
11:45 mindcaster : how’s Brussel
11:46 bicyclemark : trouble at gare du midi today. my moma got her wallet stolen
11:46 brandywinevalentine : yeah, he’s not gonna
11:46 straightchris : now fuck off
11:46 mindcaster : oh no
11:46 bicyclemark : cept for me!
11:46 pnsCher : ME!! Cher!
11:46 mindcaster : damn
11:46 bicyclemark : the Borque IUNS
11:46 bicyclemark : Emile
11:46 bicyclemark : and Tim
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : Vera Soeaks
11:46 bicyclemark : he likes the glory wholes
11:47 bicyclemark : fuck yourself scoble. my show is useful
11:48 mindcaster : scoble yourself, like the ring of that
11:48 mindcaster : scoble lyps
11:48 straightchris : it’s been used?
11:49 Jaime|2516 : by trotsky
11:49 mindcaster : I’m sure
11:49 bicyclemark : lake moron
11:49 straightchris : i will
11:49 pnsCher : burn!
11:49 Jaime|2516 : it would be another tsunami
11:49 brandywinevalentine : what a fuckhead
11:49 Jaime|2516 : him in a lakes
11:49 bicyclemark : poke him in the fat
11:49 bicyclemark : ratings!
11:50 mindcaster : blubbr20
11:50 mindcaster : signing off, closing the cunttop
11:51 bicyclemark : later marc
11:51 mindcaster : later
11:51 pnsCher : HOW
11:51 bicyclemark : Turd
11:51 bicyclemark : Genious Grant
11:51 bicyclemark : I got kids all around me
11:52 ustreamer|13879 : does he believe what he was saying?
11:53 ustreamer|15779 : cuntferce call
11:53 humandog : video of scoble talking to a man who used to own a $1.5million car
11:53 humandog : http://qik.com/video/22264
11:53 humandog : shot on the cellphone
11:54 ustreamer|13879 : ms wont’ hire scoble back
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : A medication and so much more
11:55 humandog : robert scoble has two stomachs
11:55 AuntieVeraCharles : Jeeze I thought you settled this in your mind
11:55 straightchris : There are a lot of people in denial that like to feel good in their filth so they check out scoble.
11:56 straightchris : i love junkets a lot of horney womens around
11:57 Jaime|2516 : womyns
11:57 straightchris : a good fuck is garanteed
11:57 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge, come to L.A. and we’ll see a movie
11:57 justinvincent : garunturd
11:58 straightchris : sorry sp
11:58 straightchris : like a shit shain
11:58 straightchris : stain
11:59 Jaime|2516 : we love you, you old giner
12:00 ustreamer|15779 : tell scoble to Get fucked madge
12:00 straightchris : what a load of bollocks
12:01 Jaime|2516 : eat three things at once, he means
12:02 yeastradio : beryl?
12:02 straightchris : 13 use other peoples material and pass it off as your own
12:02 ustreamer|15263 : scoble is an asshole
12:03 straightchris : er yup
12:03 ustreamer|15263 : I cant believe yuo had that assholeo
12:03 ustreamer|15263 : on
12:03 ustreamer|13879 : ditto
12:03 humandog : please, 15263, suggest a guest
12:03 straightchris : because he’s an asshole
12:03 humandog : suggest guests to call in
12:03 Jaime|2516 : cheryls!
12:04 ustreamer|13879 : not if they’ve heard this
12:04 osbornb : Roger Smalls!
12:04 humandog : roger smalls
12:04 humandog : ok
12:04 AuntieVeraCharles : How many s’s in list?
12:04 straightchris : planet tv lucien
12:05 ustreamer|15263 : kick scobles ass more next time. you were light on his fat ass today
12:05 humandog : hard for him to feel the kicks anway
12:05 AuntieVeraCharles : Limp p’ popper
12:05 bicyclemark : bum painting!
12:08 Dude2008 : karla wants to call in on Friday
12:08 humandog : karla call in
12:09 ustreamer|61557 : you welcum
12:09 humandog : skype: MadgeWeinstein
12:09 doyathink : 20 queens open wide
12:10 ustreamer|69542 : It is hard to tell who I can’t stand more, Calacanis or Scoble
12:10 straightchris : can you play “wind beneath my prolapse”
12:11 ustreamer|69542 : Hawaii
12:12 ustreamer|69542 : Obama wond Hawaii projected to win yesturday
12:13 AuntieVeraCharles : I don’t think that
12:13 bicyclemark : I muted the plates
12:13 AuntieVeraCharles : Fuck the bitcch
12:13 bicyclemark : I gots to go
12:13 bicyclemark : family dinner
12:14 bicyclemark : by maydge… tot morgen
12:14 AuntieVeraCharles : bye all
12:14 humandog : bye
12:15 bicyclemark : true!
12:15 justinvincent : clean blood
12:16 straightchris : i just want to fuck not listen to the problems of cunt happy motherfuckers
12:16 doyathink : who talks about their ejaculate with their friends?
12:16 straightchris : i do
12:16 ustreamer|61557 : dr lezzwood’s husband
12:16 ustreamer|61557 : he’s on the down lows
12:17 straightchris : my mate tells me that if you cum before you piss it’ll sting you anus
12:18 straightchris : …
12:18 jaime|731 : yey
12:18 jaime|731 : babs
12:18 jaime|731 : don’t menssies on my parade
12:19 doyathink : busby fuckin’ berkley
12:20 ustreamer|15263 : whos the idiot that requested this madness?
12:20 jaime|731 : hey mister trotsky
12:20 ustreamer|15263 : ugly dog
12:20 doyathink : trotsky is cute
12:20 ustreamer|15263 : I meant madge
12:21 jaime|731 : lol
12:21 jaime|731 : good show everyone
12:21 jaime|731 : take five
12:21 jaime|731 : layps
12:21 doyathink : and scene
12:21 straightchris : hey hume dog was this live streaming your idea?

Norm invented a toaster and it’s genius!

Madge yells at people for being stupid and especially at people who talk about Amy Winehouse. She’s dirty inside.

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Schlyyps

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links from bicyclemark:
International Herald Tribune Audio News http://www.iht.com/
NEwsdesk from the Guardian http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/podcasts/
Mixed Greens from EWG http://enviroblog.org/mixedgreens/
Living Planet from DeutscheWelle http://www.dw-world.de/dw/0,2142,3072,00.html

“Mona Trotsky” by Fashion Sloerie

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