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Me angry.

Duh election wake-up call AGAIN!

gf2x

Thanks for the $!


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This isn’t her:

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with Cheryl

disgusting (send him money so he can eat and shit more)

Aunt Esther comedy

Lesbian Picnics

Black Jewell Brawl

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Sacraments
Cake in Cunt
Colon Cuntents
Flatowitch Yeast Theme
David Cerda’s staged readings
Podcasturd Gatherings
RadioPeter Party
SSHE
Caring/Not Caring
Parading

773 Podcast
Tomatoes are extinct
CLITORISES
Justinfeed‘s Possible CODA Issues
Blesbian Weave Pulls
Cher (euw)
JayT
Ramble Redhead
Matt Blend Turd
Parade Pathos
Bitter, Table for Lesbian?
Cosmetic Surgery Pride
Melton‘s New Career
Equals Day

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Discussion of what McCain did in Hanoi before he got captured.

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some show notes:

11:14 Babbs : they are nice but no Nancy Grace
09:14 AuntieVeraCharles : I sent you Good Energy
09:14 TheCursingCat : It snowed ayer in Santa Fe
09:14 tinyrooster : me
09:14 LoopyFruit : I love those pig <censored>
09:14 bwvalentine : which one is the monkey?
09:14 fleshmeatdoll : me
09:14 moopy : I sent positive vibes
09:14 PattyHearst : love em
09:14 TheCursingCat : I wanna squeeze em
09:14 Babbs : they are nice but no Nancy Grace
11:14 doyathink : pointy
11:14 PattyHearst : youre one of my favorites
11:14 AuntieVeraCharles : Patty Hearst, SLAys me
11:14 bwvalentine : orly?
11:15 PattyHearst : raise a fist!
11:15 TheCursingCat : WHISKEY
11:16 AuntieVeraCharles : Urine and semen mix
11:16 LoopyFruit : black currant tea
11:16 TheCursingCat : vera told me she ferments it first
11:16 sharonintampon : yogi bear!
11:16 moopy : ewwwwwwwwwwwww
11:16 bwvalentine : lmao
11:16 doyathink : smarter than the average vera
11:16 bwvalentine : wanna go to a meeting?
11:16 AuntieVeraCharles : Denile
11:16 moopy : aint’ just a river in Egypt
11:16 TheCursingCat : where is valentine?
11:16 sharonintampon : madge is anything BUT anonymous
11:16 AuntieVeraCharles : bw was doing my conscience
11:16 Babbs : Big breasts look better on short women
11:17 TheCursingCat : I wanna meet BW at Geronimo
11:17 bwvalentine : maybe she thinks you’re short?
11:17 sharonintampon : you should put the jellybeans in your bras and eat them during the podcast
11:17 LoopyFruit : two nice flowers are stickin out
11:17 moopy : king?
11:17 sharonintampon : nice lift and separation
11:17 TheCursingCat : how big were your nipples before they chopped em off?
11:17 PattyHearst : fashion has changed
11:17 moopy : Clint Oris
11:17 moopy : great ETS
11:18 AuntieVeraCharles : Needed more Vera
11:18 moopy : Hi Trotskela
11:18 PattyHearst : excellent!!!
11:18 LoopyFruit : CAN’T wait to listen – I downloaded that thang
11:18 moopy : haha
11:18 moopy : I”m going to make toast – be back in a bit
11:18 moopy : get <censored> everyone
11:18 PattyHearst : I had stockholm syndrome
11:18 bwvalentine : i just realized that it downloaded this morning when i was out of the studio
11:18 TheCursingCat : let’s see the lypsestick
11:18 bwvalentine : autodownloader = win
11:19 mindcasturd : trotski, lick it
11:19 TheCursingCat : so cute
11:19 PattyHearst : I agreed with you on ETHS
11:19 PattyHearst : Americans are numb to violence
11:19 PattyHearst : stupid
11:19 TheCursingCat : valenine is all talk and no walk
11:19 bwvalentine : well who can blame us?
11:19 bwvalentine : it’s scary out there
11:19 PattyHearst : yes…agree
11:19 PattyHearst : but i’m rich you know
11:20 TheCursingCat : how rich honaye?
11:20 doyathink : she is a hearst
11:20 TheCursingCat : agrees with madge
11:20 tinyrooster : i seen it
11:20 PattyHearst : have you seen San Simeon, cat?
11:20 sharonintampon : cheryl said she loved it and thanked you
11:20 LoopyFruit : Tracy Ullman is a US citizen now
11:20 TheCursingCat : I havea home in Cambria
11:21 sharonintampon : saw it on twitter
11:21 TheCursingCat : twitter my clitter
11:21 mindcasturd : squished doody in a bottle?
11:21 AuntieVeraCharles : No <censored>
11:21 TheCursingCat : macbook airhead
11:21 yeastradio : !censoroff
11:22 AuntieVeraCharles : Mandy Elton
11:22 TheCursingCat : is trotskula peeing on the sofa??!
11:22 sharonintampon : @vera love it!
11:22 andymelton : !moderateoff
11:22 andymelton : !bot-ff
11:22 andymelton : !censoroff
11:22 sharonintampon : hi andy!
11:22 andymelton : !bot-off
11:22 andymelton : Happy now cunt face?
11:22 mindcasturd : !andymelton off
11:22 TheCursingCat : aw
11:22 andymelton : !mindcasturd suck face
11:22 mindcasturd : lol
11:22 AuntieVeraCharles : He wants DOnations
11:22 mindcasturd : oh, yes, I did suck
11:23 TheCursingCat : he would like my boxer
11:23 mindcasturd : boxers are the best
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : Thank god
11:23 bwvalentine : what does !bot-off do? that’s the first time i’ve seen that one
11:23 sharonintampon : she was on twitter, not talking to me
11:23 mindcasturd : no offence, Trotski
11:23 sharonintampon : madge do you throw like a girl or a lesbean?
11:23 TheCursingCat : mine is named buck and he’s really ‘tarded like wanda
11:24 mindcasturd : lol
11:24 TheCursingCat : softball
11:24 LoopyFruit : gotta runs – later all
11:24 TheCursingCat : bye fruitcake’
11:24 bwvalentine : i wonder what happened to moopy… she was cool
11:24 TheCursingCat : wonder were BW lives…
11:25 sharonintampon : you can eat a few gines for pin money
11:25 TheCursingCat : OMG – hi andy- luv ya- I have fat friends
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : No shit Madge
11:26 TheCursingCat : you can than me
11:26 tinyrooster : valentine’s day
11:26 TheCursingCat : (taking a bow)
11:26 bwvalentine : probably when you threatened to quit doing the show, lol
11:26 TheCursingCat : somebody who loves you honaye
11:26 bwvalentine : lol
11:27 AuntieVeraCharles : Money for pins
11:27 sharonintampon : pin money is spending money for the rich girls
11:27 TheCursingCat : BW is chickenshit
11:27 bwvalentine : i don’t think so
11:27 TheCursingCat : I do
11:27 tinyrooster : i thought it was money for working women–who sewed?
11:27 andymelton : I have a problem
11:27 andymelton : Seriously
11:28 Babbs : Senate just passed a bill to save the housing market
11:28 andymelton : I fall in love with TONS of straight men.
11:28 mindcasturd : we know, andy
11:28 TheCursingCat : sewed up the lyps?
11:28 tinyrooster : pin money, sewing, get it?
11:28 mindcasturd : i’m honored
11:28 sharonintampon : pin money = an allowance to a woman from her husband for clothing and other personal expenses.
11:28 andymelton : I very seriously need to seek counseling for one I’ve had a crush on for 12 years.
11:28 bwvalentine : that’s a pretty old term
11:28 TheCursingCat : how much are you up to andy?
11:28 bwvalentine : i like it
11:28 bwvalentine : haven’t heard it in a while
11:28 sharonintampon : I am an old person
11:29 TheCursingCat : howold
11:29 TheCursingCat : I am old too
11:29 sharonintampon : where is matt blender, he is on twitter now
11:29 AuntieVeraCharles : 16 WONDERFUL audience members
11:29 bwvalentine : everybody click the megaphone under the broadcast… lets get front page
11:29 mindcasturd : doing the best we dan
11:29 sharonintampon : 43
11:29 mindcasturd : can
11:29 TheCursingCat : wow- that is old
11:29 tinyrooster : i’m older
11:29 TheCursingCat : are you fat too honaye?
11:29 sharonintampon : CC- get fucked!
11:30 bwvalentine : he was cute, but just kinda boring
11:30 mindcasturd : 6000 CC of fat
11:30 TheCursingCat : as will if you’ll do it for me
11:30 sharonintampon : matt was matt
11:30 tinyrooster : oh wait, i’m 43 too. i’m so old i don’t keeo track and forget
11:30 bwvalentine : lol
11:30 AuntieVeraCharles : Funny like a tooth extraction
11:30 TheCursingCat : it’s okay tampon- I lie ougars
11:30 TheCursingCat : cougars
11:30 bwvalentine : i guess i missed the humor there. sorry
11:30 sharonintampon : do you have all your original teeth vera?
11:31 TheCursingCat : LOL
11:31 bwvalentine : i wasn’t 100% paying attention yesterday as i was kinda sick
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : yes dear
11:31 bwvalentine : yep
11:31 TheCursingCat : where is BW?
11:31 bwvalentine : me?
11:31 TheCursingCat : I am painter too
11:31 mindcasturd : websike
11:31 bwvalentine : i don’t right now, but i will someday
11:31 sharonintampon : webpsych
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : veraspeaks@blogspot.com
11:31 mindcasturd : really…
11:31 bwvalentine : www.brandywinevalentine.com is as close as i have right now
11:31 mindcasturd : lesbians are so smart
11:31 SteveWrona : Im a photographer. www.clematisimages.com
11:31 andymelton : andymelton.net
11:31 andymelton : techbutter.com
11:31 tinyrooster : insequence.org
11:31 bwvalentine : it’s mostly hobby
11:31 TheCursingCat : valentine is a coward cause she won’t say where she is
11:31 andymelton : andynotandrew.net
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : whoops
11:32 andymelton : deatrophication.com
11:32 mindcasturd : retarded
11:32 andymelton : trekkyandy.com
11:32 bwvalentine : lol, no
11:32 sharonintampon : we all know your site vera podshow.com.com.com
11:32 mindcasturd : all those twinkies
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : verapeaks.blogspot.com
11:32 andymelton : fattrackblog.com
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : www.eatmyflannelpussy.com

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show notes:

08:31 AuntieAmyWinehouse : hello lesbian
08:31 AuntieAmyWinehouse : well hello lesbian is so nice to have you back where you belooooong
08:38 gaycub78 : I love the Carpenters
08:40 AuntieAmyWinehouse : that’s hello dolly mate
10:44 AuntieVeraCharles : Hey! Morning <censored> Missle!
10:44 gaycub78 : did you know that Karen Carpenter’s last meal was a salad at Bob’s Big Boy in LA
10:45 penmissile : morning auntie!
10:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Here for another round huh?
10:45 penmissile : wouldn’t miss it
10:47 penmissile : this is a very interesting show
10:48 AlSharpton : SING OF HAPPY, NOT SAD.
10:48 AuntieVeraCharles : scary
10:48 AuntieVeraCharles : on many levels
10:48 gaycub78 : sing of Madge, not Cheryl
10:48 sharonintampon-1 : I learned this on Sesame Street
10:52 ustreamer-43890 : is this the auntie vera story?
10:52 AuntieVeraCharles : I wish
10:52 AuntieVeraCharles : except the death part
10:52 AuntieVeraCharles : I like the skinny part
10:52 ustreamer-43890 : ha ha ha
10:53 gaycub78 : Karen Carpenter is a better singer than Auntie Vera
10:53 AuntieVeraCharles : quite a bit better
10:53 AlSharpton : Fascism over the body!
10:53 gaycub78 : but i still love you Vera
10:53 AuntieVeraCharles : bless you lovie
10:54 gaycub78 : oh im blessed all right
10:56 yeastradio : oh VERA’s the POPE! She gets to BLESS people!
10:56 gaycub78 : so how many Karen Carpenters would fit into Andy Melton?
10:56 AuntieVeraCharles : Get <censored> <censored>
10:56 AuntieVeraCharles : Go with god
10:57 AlSharpton : I’m a minister.
10:58 penmissile : <censored>!
10:59 MyEvilTwin : I came in late. Has Madge been on at all?
10:59 AuntieVeraCharles : not yet
11:00 MyEvilTwin : Okay. But she will?
11:00 AuntieVeraCharles : We all can hope
11:00 MyEvilTwin : Okay.
11:01 MyEvilTwin : There she is!
11:01 gaycub78 : there she is
11:01 MyEvilTwin : Hiya
11:01 AuntieVeraCharles : Babs on barbs
11:01 gaycub78 : Madge, I love your pearls
11:02 Dude2008 : it’s so nice to have a morning show
11:03 bnate : i have a human sexuality test i’ve not studied for in an hour and 40 minutes. what am i doing? watching this…it’s a good life
11:03 gaycub78 : <censored> it out
11:04 AuntieVeraCharles : soft pallet
11:04 AuntieVeraCharles : PRAISE GOD
11:04 AuntieVeraCharles : I was good
11:04 MyEvilTwin : Yeah. Especially for those of us who are in Europe. 11pm in Chicago is 6am in continental Europe
11:04 sharonintampon-1 : what!
11:05 sharonintampon-1 : I was working!
11:05 AlSharpton : That’s racist.
11:06 MyEvilTwin : What’s racist?
11:06 bnate : Temporary NEgro Storage unit
11:06 AuntieVeraCharles : Put ice in it
11:06 brian_royaloak : MORNING MADGE
11:06 MyEvilTwin : My brain must have censored that out.
11:06 wh175 : Madge, belated birthday wishes
11:07 brian_royaloak : you look HOT today madge!
11:07 Penmissile : what are you drinking?
11:07 wh175 : HAWT!
11:07 MyEvilTwin : Nice
11:07 AlSharpton : That is one of my favorite films.
11:08 brian_royaloak : ME TOO
11:08 brian_royaloak : FAR FROM HEVAN?
11:08 AlSharpton : The Hours
11:08 brian_royaloak : HEAVEN
11:08 brian_royaloak : NO AL
11:08 AlSharpton : Who knows
11:09 AlSharpton : 299,995
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : Yeah….uh huh….have you seen my bills?
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : No you haven’t
11:09 AuntieVeraCharles : <censored>
11:09 bnate : What do you think will be the aftermath of the gov. buying out bear sterns?
11:10 gaycub78 : Cheryl is here
11:10 CherylMerkowski : BLAHO
11:10 brian_royaloak : THANK GOD SHE’S NOT!
11:10 CherylMerkowski : LETS SEE THE VIDEO PLZ
11:10 brian_royaloak : ugh
11:10 brian_royaloak : now she is
11:10 CherylMerkowski : no i have to leave in a min honaye
11:10 CherylMerkowski : call my cell then <censored>
11:10 CherylMerkowski : i can talk for only a min or two
11:10 CherylMerkowski : <censored>
11:10 CherylMerkowski : <censored>
11:10 CherylMerkowski : i even posted a new showgrum for u
11:10 andymelton : !moderateoff
11:10 andymelton : !censoroff
11:11 CherylMerkowski : CUNT
11:11 bnate : fine whore
11:11 andymelton : !madgeoff
11:11 CherylMerkowski : osollie
11:11 CherylMerkowski : no
11:11 AlSharpton : Yes
11:11 MyEvilTwin : Cheryl: Say hi to Wanda.
11:12 CherylMerkowski : sure
11:12 CherylMerkowski : but i am meeting someone for lunch
11:12 bnate : mostly
11:12 CherylMerkowski : HURRY UP CUNT
11:12 CherylMerkowski : u know my cell phone
11:12 CherylMerkowski : jesus
11:13 CookieThernbaun : retads make good lovers
11:13 AuntieVeraCharles : drool
11:13 gaycub78 : Wanda is a goddess
11:13 brian_royaloak : madge will you conduct a funeral for my crotch yeast? it is gone!
11:14 Jaime-4392 : bonjour lyps
11:14 Loopy-Fruit : What a lovely chack room
11:14 MyEvilTwin : People often think I’m a retard, even though I’m not. It’s just because I have a physical handicap so they assume it must be mental too
11:14 AlSharpton : WHOA
11:14 AlSharpton : WHOAAA
11:14 Penmissile : this goes well with breakfast
11:15 AlSharpton : Dr. Phil? We’re good friends.
11:15 bwvalentine : how long are we going to listen to this?
11:15 Loopy-Fruit : what’s in your breasts today, Madge
11:15 Jaime-4392 : what’s with the sport bottle for the teas
11:15 Jaime-4392 : ?
11:16 CookieThernbaun : sounds messy honay…
11:16 bwvalentine : i’ll be back in 10 minutes because honestly, who can stomache this shit?
11:16 bnate : …riveting
11:16 Loopy-Fruit : is that the green teas
11:16 Jaime-4392 : why does this shit always starts early
11:16 CookieThernbaun : he knows the trick
11:16 MyEvilTwin : It can be achieved through editing!
11:17 AlSharpton : Focus on the squirting.
11:17 Jaime-4392 : squirt 101
11:17 MyEvilTwin : Green tea? Looks brown to me.
11:17 CookieThernbaun : squirts and smells
11:17 AuntieVeraCharles : Cheryl’s pimpin’
11:17 Jaime-4392 : it’s trotsky’s urine
11:17 Penmissile : the one with the drunk dialer?
11:17 bnate : can u turn cheryl up a lil?
11:18 Jaime-4392 : the wiccan WHite lions
11:18 steveh : why are the comments off on your latest pogrum CHERYL?
11:18 steveh : stupid bitch
11:18 Jaime-4392 : work the thing!
11:19 Jaime-4392 : put it on your lapse!
11:19 MyEvilTwin : Is Cheryl still a tanoholic?
11:19 CookieThernbaun : that’s hot
11:19 gaycub78 : works for D.I.C.K.
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : don’t do that MADGE
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I know
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I don’t hate
11:19 Jaime-4392 : who doesn’t
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m not a hater
11:20 MyEvilTwin : Does Cheryl still sleep on the tanning bed?
11:20 bnate : Madge, have you seen Jill Scott’s “hate on me hater,” it’s very femme: she talks about her womb diamonds and her peaches makin’ a peach pie
11:21 wh175 : rosebud!
11:21 Jaime-4392 : she’s turning 25
11:21 Jaime-4392 : again
11:21 yeastradio : http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2211/2383130085_2abc40c663_o.jpg
11:21 MyEvilTwin : lol
11:22 yeastradio : http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2383935106_211ef82a9a_o.jpg
11:22 brian_royaloak : that man looks like he would have diabettes toes
11:22 MyEvilTwin : Was that Cheryl’s dad?
11:22 sharonintampon-1 : cheryl’s birthday isn’t until june
11:22 Jaime-4392 : it says homicide soup under ham on the bone!
11:22 wh175 : maybe she’s off her meds
11:22 AuntieVeraCharles : You have swollen tissue from snoring
11:22 bnate : gotta go shower and take a test. Madge, talk about Bear Sterns being cum fuckpigs. Love, get fucked
11:23 Penmissile : she just needs a good prolapse
11:23 bwvalentine : maybe it has something to do with the high poop content
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : you may, but more swollen tissue
11:23 brian_royaloak : madge will you conduct a funeral for my crotch yeast? it is gone!
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : whore
11:23 Penmissile :
11:23 brian_royaloak : ha ha
11:24 bnate : back off bitch
11:24 Jaime-4392 : black people huolderst
11:25 Jaime-4392 : slow roasted lapse
11:25 bnate : ho needs a manicure
11:25 bicyclemark : howdy mayge
11:25 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy parodied gold
11:25 bicyclemark : yays
11:25 moopy : Humina humina
11:25 moopy : Hi Madgey
11:26 moopy : Sorry I haven’t been around
11:26 bicyclemark : netty poc
11:26 sharonintampon-1 : vera can’t blow her nose and she is never that gross
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : ?
11:26 bicyclemark : greetings from berlins
11:26 bwvalentine : i think you’re addicted
11:26 Dude2008 : some squirt from the vag…you squirt from the nose
11:26 CookieThernbaun : your getting a sinus infection
11:26 MyEvilTwin : Didn’t know The Onion had a printed version too.
11:26 Jaime-4392 : any time is netty poc time
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : Uh oh
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : look out
11:26 bwvalentine : “i’m not addicted, i can stop any time i want”
11:26 bicyclemark : poc that shit.
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : she’s gonna kick
11:26 sharonintampon-1 : I’ve never seen it,
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : DON”T DO IT
11:26 AlSharpton : Do it.
11:26 bicyclemark : poc it!
11:26 Jaime-4392 : no
11:26 Jaime-4392 : no
11:26 Jaime-4392 : no
11:26 MyEvilTwin : Go for it!
11:26 bicyclemark : AL sharpton is here!
11:26 gaycub78 : i love Neti Pot
11:27 brian_royaloak : I DID MY FIRST NETTIE POT AT THE DOCTORS MONDAY
11:27 AlSharpton : Yes, my son.
11:27 brian_royaloak : loved it!
11:27 Jaime-4392 : oy vey smear
11:27 Penmissile : video qaulity high?
11:27 bicyclemark : Is he wearing a track suit.. mr sharpton?
11:27 sharonintampon-1 : what if one boob hangs lower than the other?
11:27 bicyclemark : perfectly normal
11:27 bicyclemark : al shaprton
11:27 Jaime-4392 : oy vey sssmear
11:27 MyEvilTwin : Fullständigt normalt
11:27 bicyclemark : SIEL!
11:27 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m going to get breakfast….I’ll be back
11:27 Jaime-4392 : me too
11:27 AlSharpton : I am in a burgundy velour ensemble. With epaulettes.
11:28 Jaime-4392 : what are yoiu getting?
11:28 Jaime-4392 : auntie
11:28 AuntieVeraCharles : Egg beaters and toast
11:28 bicyclemark : You learned how to dress from James Brown.. didnt you mr shaprton?
11:28 Jaime-4392 : yum yum
11:28 AlSharpton : He learned how to dress from ME.
11:28 bicyclemark : well thats just not true
11:28 bicyclemark : I spoke to you when I worked at the voice
11:28 bicyclemark : you toll me the opposite. I AM OUTRAGED
11:28 AlSharpton : Were you in Harlem in the 1960s?
11:29 bicyclemark : No. East Village 2001
11:29 bicyclemark : anyway Im a big fan.
11:29 AlSharpton : Then don’t step up to this. I’ll take you down like I did with Imus.
11:29 AlSharpton : Thank you.
11:29 AlSharpton : I am a fan of yours.
11:29 bicyclemark : Did EYE-Mus get a new job?
11:30 bicyclemark : oh al sharpton likes my poc-cast
11:30 CookieThernbaun : yes at wabc in new York
11:30 bicyclemark : Madge- I just interviewed the guy from pirate bay
11:30 bicyclemark : YES he’s here
11:30 bicyclemark : YEs
11:30 bicyclemark : Tomorrow
11:30 bicyclemark : I just left him
11:30 ustreamer-42039 : are u drinking pee, madge?
11:30 bicyclemark : with his hot girlfriend
11:31 bicyclemark : YES
11:31 bicyclemark : there’s a waste-cancer interview going on next to me
11:31 bicyclemark : the robert scoble of germany is next to me
11:31 Penmissile : don’t they make looots of money?
11:31 bicyclemark : Can you hear me now?
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : sadly yes
11:32 bwvalentine : why are we broadcasting this?
11:32 CookieThernbaun : this is going to be pretty
11:32 bicyclemark : POC POC POC POC
11:32 gaycub78 : this is so sexy
11:32 bicyclemark : NEEEEEEEEETIIII
11:32 sharonintampon-1 : I think I might gag
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : goes good with my cereal
11:32 Penmissile : LOL
11:32 CookieThernbaun : now thats talent…
11:32 bicyclemark : Off camera she neti pocs her vagine.
11:32 Loopy-Fruit : OMG – I have the same Neti pot, Madge! It’s dishwasher safe
11:32 CookieThernbaun : you should have your own podcast…
11:33 gaycub78 : love the drips
11:33 tvindy : Is that the nosepot?
11:33 gaycub78 : squirt it out
11:33 MyEvilTwin : Nice
11:33 Loopy-Fruit : We’re Neti sistas
11:33 CookieThernbaun : that was very wanda wisdumb
11:33 bicyclemark : clean-ax
11:33 bicyclemark : que
11:34 bicyclemark : cheryl neti pocs her stoma
11:34 Dude2008 : isn’t that netti water in the water bottle?
11:34 Loopy-Fruit : Okay – gotta go eat my lunch now
11:34 AlSharpton : Punky Brewster drank her own urine.
11:35 Penmissile : *mute*
11:35 andymelton : I’m eating meat loaf.
11:35 MyEvilTwin : It would be port.
11:35 CookieThernbaun : nostrel porn…
11:35 Dude2008 : sounds like a cat on a hot tin roof
11:35 andymelton : Cookie, you can’t take it with you.
11:36 bicyclemark : girdle spillovers
11:36 CookieThernbaun : snorts and spells
11:36 bicyclemark : towards the ceiling
11:36 AuntieVeraCharles : Port Left Starboard Right
11:36 bicyclemark : I do yogurt I know now
11:36 sharonintampon-1 : she does look like a ship in that dress
11:36 MyEvilTwin : If you face forward in a boat, starboard is right and port is left.
11:37 Jaime-4392 : don’t netti pok on my paradeeeeee
11:37 Dude2008 : easy way to remember – port and left have the same number of letters
11:37 bicyclemark : so in politics news … Rupert Murdoch’s daughter is raisin $ for obama
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : swollen tissue
11:37 tvindy : Is that urine?
11:37 Jaime-4392 : trotsky’s
11:37 sharonintampon-1 : right, swollen and irritated from too much netty poc
11:38 bicyclemark : I called your ass.
11:38 Jaime-4392 : blaque people holder!
11:38 andymelton : I can send you pots of chili, soup and meat loaves.
11:38 bicyclemark : right right
11:38 Jaime-4392 : yeah right, like you won’t eat them before
11:39 bicyclemark : Im workin on it
11:39 sharonintampon-1 : andy, how are you going to get it to the post office?
11:39 bicyclemark : She arrives next week from Botswana
11:39 Jaime-4392 : in a box
11:39 AuntieVeraCharles : That was a GOOD one
11:39 CookieThernbaun : you need some KFC ho
11:40 tvindy : yummy
11:40 bicyclemark : long john silvers
11:40 CookieThernbaun : 2.99
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : High Fructose will KILL YOU
11:40 Jaime-4392 : twice
11:41 sharonintampon-1 : wow! I am amazing!
11:41 Penmissile : next in line please
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : 1200
11:41 sharonintampon-1 : you need some nipples madge
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : ROFL
11:41 gaycub78 : squeaky titties
11:41 Jaime-4392 : same happens with my man boobs
11:41 ustreamer-42039 : werk iiiit
11:41 sharonintampon-1 : mine don’t squeak
11:41 simp : me neither
11:41 sharonintampon-1 : cancer squeaks?
11:41 bicyclemark : madge I got that magazine here with the finger print of the german interior minister… its cool
11:41 tvindy : That’s where she keeps her mice.
11:42 Jaime-4392 : lol
11:42 tvindy : I see Chauncy.
11:42 bicyclemark : what? chauncy?
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : Troksy
11:42 tvindy : oh, sorry. The other dog.
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : IN the depths
11:42 bicyclemark : your vagina
11:43 bicyclemark : administative shit you cant talk about
11:43 CookieThernbaun : germany
11:43 tvindy : Trotsky
11:43 bicyclemark : YES
11:43 bnate : I cou ld tell you about the lesbian experience i had with Father O’Riely’s wife CeCe at the Church banquet in Nurth North Dakota.
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : He doesn’t want it it smells like nipple
11:44 bicyclemark : yeah its a cool piece of film that you can feel the texture
11:44 MyEvilTwin : I see dead dogs
11:44 Penmissile : o rly?
11:44 bicyclemark : Im going to podcast with the girl whos putting together the magazine on sunday
11:44 bicyclemark : hunger strike
11:44 bnate : no, andy will go on an exercise strike
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : You need more ICE
11:45 CookieThernbaun : demi moore uses the leeches to get rid of the toxins
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes to keep it cold
11:45 bnate : body thetans
11:45 MyEvilTwin : How very medieval of her.
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : I gotta pee
11:46 tvindy : Water is valid, though.
11:46 Penmissile : throw some leeches on your vagina
11:46 CookieThernbaun : toxin cleansing is big money
11:46 CookieThernbaun : very podshow
11:46 andymelton : Kate Mulgrew is in a film about the trials at Guantanamo.
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : lol penis misle
11:46 MyEvilTwin : You might as well spend a moment in a sauna
11:46 andymelton : They’re recording it now.
11:47 olavi : http://wwww.jns.fi/museokoulu/kokokuva/kansanperinne/isot_kuvat/kuppaus.html
11:47 olavi : this is how we do it in finland
11:47 tvindy : nephrology?
11:47 bnate : no, but the number 1 buzz kill is dehydration darling…take that into account
11:48 CookieThernbaun : all those vitamins are bad for you too
11:48 MyEvilTwin : We do it in Sweden too. But ‘Sauna’ is a Finnish word on the other hand.
11:49 tvindy : Interesting.
11:49 ustreamer-77593 : nephrology – treatment and diagnosis of kidney disease.
11:49 olavi : do you have old ladies sucking your blood in sweden?
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : Coffee Yes ..Coffee no…Carbs yes…Carbs no….Wateryes….Water no…and on and on and on
11:49 Penmissile : Dr. Goldfarb is thristy.
11:49 andymelton : Ooops, I was wrong, they’re not recording it now but they recorded it in 3 days in February.
11:49 MyEvilTwin : No, we call them vampires and they come in booth sexes.
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : WHore
11:49 CookieThernbaun : this is very al gore
11:50 veritablevirgo : I’m with ya, Auntie Vera!!
11:50 simp : sweating clears toxins IF the kidneys are malfunctioning
11:50 CookieThernbaun : lol
11:50 CookieThernbaun : you die without kidneys
11:50 MyEvilTwin : But I don’t think vampire would survive sScandinavian summers.
11:50 CookieThernbaun : hello
11:50 veritablevirgo : nutrition and fitness wisdom is subject to fads.
11:50 AuntBeaArthur : the sun doesn’t set
11:50 MyEvilTwin : Yes.
11:50 bnate : haha
11:50 AuntieVeraCharles : he’s gonna get kicked
11:51 veritablevirgo : the urine is too bright, maybe?
11:51 MyEvilTwin : No. I was chatting with Olavi
11:51 bnate : I could tell you about my lesbian experiences with CE CE O’brien
11:51 tvindy : Vampires drink blood rather than water.
11:51 AuntieVeraCharles : I have toWHORE
11:51 brian_royaloak : how about we discuss the REDICULOUS amount of money spent on US Campaigns
11:51 CookieThernbaun : lesbian mofia scares the hell ouuta me
11:51 sharonintampon : “I don’t drink water. Fish fuck in water.”
11:51 Penmissile : vera DDOS’d you
11:52 CookieThernbaun : smeely twats
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : what the fuck does that mean
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : ddos?
11:52 Penmissile : denail of service attack
11:52 bwvalentine : aw
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : oy
11:52 veritablevirgo : that’s scary madge
11:52 bwvalentine : i want one of those
11:52 tvindy : Trotsky wants his toys back.
11:52 wh175 : the lesbian mafia will break into your house and steal your bowling balls
11:52 ustreamer-42039 : call in Vera
11:53 AuntieVeraCharles : gonna pee…
11:53 veritablevirgo : hi Wanda
11:53 brian_royaloak : wanTURD!
11:53 gaycub78 : I love my Wanda
11:53 MyEvilTwin : Hi Wanda
11:53 bwvalentine : yay, show saved by the wander
11:54 AlSharpton : Yes, and Pelosi allowed her partner to fly with her.
11:54 brian_royaloak : here’s a video pf a political reporter calling hillary and ferraro a whore
11:54 brian_royaloak : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/03/air-america-host-randi-rh_n_94863.html
11:54 Jaime-4392 : i’m back, with a cheese omelette and untoasted bread
11:54 sharonintampon : now they are talking about politics, blah
11:54 veritablevirgo : the government is f**kd
11:54 bicyclemark : dont be hard on them.. us gov has no money.
11:54 simp : I know we’ve moved on from sweating, but… http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/03/science/03qna.html?partner=rssnyt&emc=rss
11:54 bicyclemark : tightening that belt
11:55 sharonintampon : until the next exception
11:55 veritablevirgo : would they extend that courtesy to heterosexual partners?
11:56 AuntieVeraCharles : This is a surprise?
11:56 bnate : Why wont one of these candidates just say “gay marriage” what they lost with the evangelical, they’d get more over from the queer side wouldn’t they?
11:56 AuntBeaArthur : lesbians are often terrorists
11:56 bicyclemark : and they do lighting
11:56 ustreamer-42039 : Who it belong to?
11:56 Jaime-4392 : yesssss
11:56 simp : yes!!
11:56 sharonintampon : not that’s a good idea!
11:56 Jaime-4392 : yeeeeesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:56 bnate : she’d be the full time moderator
11:56 brian_royaloak : or rotate the 3rd person
11:56 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes
11:56 veritablevirgo : madge, wanda, vera, rillz and lady raptastic need to do a show
11:56 brian_royaloak : like you did at the end
11:56 Jaime-4392 : shit
11:57 bnate : Vera that would be splendiforous
11:57 Jaime-4392 : she’s on like donkey kong
11:57 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m not a regular on Big Fatty
11:57 sharonintampon : nor a regular big fatty
11:57 sharonintampon : what do you do 9-5, wanda?
11:57 Jaime-4392 : inside her winebago
11:57 AuntieVeraCharles : 7 hours
11:57 bnate : bringing ETHS back is brilliant
11:57 ustreamer-42039 : 45 min
11:58 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes
11:58 bnate : Holiday
11:58 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m honored
11:58 MyEvilTwin : I started listening to Yeast Radio because of ETHS
11:58 bnate : celebrate
11:58 veritablevirgo : Kool Vera
11:58 tvindy : Is Eat This Hot Show back?
11:58 bnate : ETHS RETURNS! today on Yeast Radio!
11:58 ustreamer-42039 : Until everyone got banned
11:58 AuntieVeraCharles : HOld please
11:58 andymelton : cunt
11:58 sharonintampon : But what about her photo?
11:59 Jaime-4392 : at this hotugly
11:59 sharonintampon : And she has talent and manners
11:59 sharonintampon : and her CUNTscience
11:59 Jaime-4392 : but he won’t like the idea of the show coming back
11:59 Jaime-4392 : since he was a part of the show
11:59 veritablevirgo : madge, lost for words? is the world coming to an end?
12:00 brian_royaloak : that aint the only short list he is on!
12:00 bwvalentine : fausto? what happened with fausto??
12:00 bwvalentine : i love him!
12:00 bnate : The return birth of the show
12:00 tvindy : Fausto is insane.
12:00 Jaime-4392 : he’s a potato
12:00 veritablevirgo : fausto? is that the fausto from feast of fools?
12:00 sharonintampon : bwahahaha
12:01 bwvalentine : he’s adorable!
12:01 ustreamer-42039 : Vera is still drunk
12:01 bnate : wanda’s gonna turn a bitch again
12:01 Jaime-4392 : oh, that’s true, now it is 2 positives and one negative
12:01 Jaime-4392 : not hte other way around
12:01 bwvalentine : lol
12:01 ustreamer-42039 : And her gine
12:01 Dude2008 : wanda has a snotty heart?
12:01 veritablevirgo : nice tit
12:01 MyEvilTwin : Fausto and Mark was originally on ETHS, but there was some disagreement and they left.
12:01 sharonintampon : how would you know, you don’t listen to her
12:01 MyEvilTwin : Or was kicked off.
12:02 ustreamer-42039 : That’s a hot 3-some
12:02 sharonintampon : can ETHS be a live stream too?
12:02 Jaime-4392 : they said that ragan was evil because he was rapped
12:02 bnate : Talk Hillarys role right now
12:02 veritablevirgo : but tight is better
12:02 bnate : hot topics!
12:02 ustreamer-22815 : what about cheryl?
12:02 andymelton : fuck, mary, kill
12:02 sharonintampon : not everyone who was raped turns evil
12:02 sharonintampon : please stop fuck, marry, kill
12:03 Jaime-4392 : according to mark/fausto, they do
12:03 tvindy : o more fuck, marry, kill!
12:03 veritablevirgo : that would require cheryl
12:03 sharonintampon : union scabs?
12:03 tvindy : I meant NO more fuck marry kill.
12:03 steveh : vaginal yeast
12:03 Jaime-4392 : netti pok
12:03 ustreamer-42039 : fisting
12:03 veritablevirgo : panus stapling
12:03 tvindy : spacedocking
12:03 sharonintampon : how about a topic jar and pick a new one each week?
12:04 ustreamer-42039 : footing maybe
12:04 veritablevirgo : no
12:04 andymelton : meta meta meta meta
12:04 AuntBeaArthur : lesbian terrorism
12:04 veritablevirgo : andy go eat something
12:04 ustreamer-42039 : That was a bore
12:04 andymelton : INFORMATION WEEK FUCK FACE
12:04 wh175 : lgbt envirenments in different regions in the us
12:04 sharonintampon : maybe let andy do a bible feature
12:04 bnate : and you have forty viewers
12:04 sharonintampon : let cheryl do a poop feature
12:05 veritablevirgo : meta tags in webwork
12:05 ustreamer-42039 : We can talk about who’s lypse is bigger: Madge, Wanturd or Vera
12:05 andymelton : Meta = Talking about podcasting while podcasting.
12:05 sharonintampon : nounshort for meta key .adjective(of a creative work) referring to itself or to the conventions of its genre; self-referential.ORIGIN 1980s: from meta- in the sense [beyond] .
12:05 Penmissile : <meta> whore </meta>
12:05 MyEvilTwin : The Stargate SG-1 episode “Wormhole X-Treme” is very meta
12:05 Jaime-4392 : at this hot meta
12:05 bnate : talk about everyone’s favorite drink
12:05 Jaime-4392 : at
12:05 sharonintampon : wanda might get a word in with these two whores
12:05 Jaime-4392 : eat
12:05 bnate : get Amy Goodman
12:05 wh175 : lady bunny gets nailed all the time
12:06 ustreamer-42039 : Coffee with Baileys, Vera?
12:06 Jaime-4392 : mark and fausto!
12:06 ustreamer-42039 :
12:06 veritablevirgo : 3 parts liquer 1 part coffee?
12:06 bnate : Nancy Pelosi
12:06 bwvalentine : get mark and fausto… they’re awesome
12:06 Penmissile : what will you call the showgrum?
12:06 Jaime-4392 : yeah1
12:06 brian_royaloak : YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED THIS IS MAKING ME MADGE!!
12:06 Jaime-4392 : at this hot cunt
12:06 tvindy : I’d love to see George Bush on the show.
12:06 brian_royaloak : same feed and everything?
12:07 ustreamer-22815 : tell us when you do it so we re-subscribe again
12:07 veritablevirgo : you could spend the whole show teaching Bush how to pronounce “nuclear”
12:07 Jaime-4392 : new quelar
12:07 bwvalentine : lol, the view
12:07 veritablevirgo : tivo the view
12:07 sharonintampon : I am so glad I started listening again
12:08 gaycub78 : i love all three of them
12:08 sharonintampon : madge loves vera so hard it hurts the rest of us
12:08 tvindy : I love gay coffee.
12:08 sharonintampon : wanda @ g-spot
12:09 AlSharpton : lavender
12:09 ustreamer-42039 : lavander
12:09 ustreamer-42039 : or e
12:09 bwvalentine : i thought it was spelled lavendar
12:09 bwvalentine : i guess i’m dumb
12:09 sharonintampon : give wanda a drink!
12:09 AlSharpton : magazine
12:09 Jaime-4392 : is this indicative of what the show will be?
12:09 sharonintampon : of course, it will be a train wreck
12:09 AlSharpton : auntieveracharlesgmailcom@gmail.com?
12:09 MyEvilTwin : Gay coffee?
12:10 ustreamer-22815 : didn’t minneapolis get super fast internet i read that somewhere
12:10 sharonintampon : funny al
12:10 MyEvilTwin : I was away from the computer for a while
12:10 sharonintampon : a topic jar!
12:10 ustreamer-42039 : I like that!
12:10 tvindy : Gay coffee is what they sell at the gay coffeeshop.
12:10 ustreamer-42039 : Maybe a hat?
12:10 MyEvilTwin : Like the PNS Explosion conversation hat?
12:10 ustreamer-42039 : Topic hat
12:10 sharonintampon : a topic gine
12:11 Jaime-4392 : a topic mastectomy boob
12:11 brian_royaloak : NO MADGE
12:11 brian_royaloak : IT SHULD JUST BE YOU GUYS
12:11 Penmissile : that’d get messy
12:11 Jaime-4392 : brian?
12:11 sharonintampon : please don’t edit the show
12:11 brian_royaloak : it was more fun with 3 regulars and a rotating guest
12:11 brian_royaloak : I MISS ETHS!
12:11 sharonintampon : hold, please
12:12 veritablevirgo : a motor home tour across the U.S. and a podcast
12:12 tvindy : It’s fat free
12:12 sharonintampon : now he is
12:12 Jaime-4392 : Auntie verAA
12:12 sharonintampon : I suggested that RV tour years ago.
12:12 brian_royaloak : i’m going to see wand-turd for pride!!
12:12 sharonintampon : Vera’s only has one bed
12:13 veritablevirgo : all the merrier
12:13 MyEvilTwin : Does she need more than one?
12:13 sharonintampon : isn’t she on dial up?
12:13 Jaime-4392 : when is the frst show, people?
12:13 sharonintampon : .com .com.com
12:13 wh175 : @podshow.podshow.com
12:13 ustreamer-42039 : Next Wednasty, Jamie
12:14 Jaime-4392 : cumonpodshowspeaksveracomshow.pod
12:14 sharonintampon : yes, let’s see her face!
12:14 sharonintampon : madame
12:14 brian_royaloak : same song? i love that song
12:14 sharonintampon : looks just like madame
12:14 bnate : gotta go, love you all. Wonderful to hear that ETHS is back! LOVE TO WANDA and VERA! Get fucked madge
12:14 Penmissile : biii
12:14 steveh : looking forward to that
12:15 veritablevirgo : will the show be on Ustream
12:15 ustreamer-22815 : tell us so we resubscribe
12:15 sharonintampon : squeaky boobs
12:15 bnate : will you do it on ustream/
12:15 Jaime-4392 : yeah, will it be the same ETHS on itunes?
12:15 MyEvilTwin : Look forward to it, but I’m gonna miss Ragan
12:15 bwvalentine : MONKEY BOOBS!
12:15 veritablevirgo : madge’s automastectomy
12:15 sharonintampon : madge, that is an awesome bra to make that doll so smooth
12:15 Jaime-4392 : yeah, back to your roots
12:15 veritablevirgo : that would be better
12:16 MyEvilTwin : You will use the same podcast feed as before?
12:16 sharonintampon : poor madge, her family couldn’t afford orthadonture
12:17 veritablevirgo : vera is tech challenged
12:17 Penmissile : get a cheap dynamic vera
12:17 sharonintampon : but ragan was LOUD and obnoxious
12:17 veritablevirgo : her pc almost imploded last year
12:17 wh175 : Magde, what mic do you reccomend?
12:17 MyEvilTwin : That’s why I love Ragan
12:17 veritablevirgo : stevia tastes like licorice
12:18 wh175 : Madge, what mic do you recommend?
12:18 wh175 : skype mostly
12:18 Penmissile : Dynamic mics
12:18 wh175 : no
12:18 AlSharpton : The Blue snowball.
12:18 wh175 : thank you
12:18 AlSharpton : Yes. $99.
12:19 ustreamer-42039 : What about music mics, Madge?
12:19 ustreamer-33077 : Hello Huny!
12:19 AuntieVeraCharles : I gotta shit so BAD
12:20 ustreamer-33077 : Hey Auntie! I am in Ventura!
12:20 Penmissile : relieve the bowels
12:20 AuntieVeraCharles : Wow…We go there all the time
12:20 AuntieVeraCharles : We store our RV there
12:20 Jaime-4392 : he can say the intro!
12:20 ustreamer-33077 : Come up and see me some time- my man is director of tourism
12:21 Jaime-4392 : i want the first show to be about amy winehouse
12:21 AlSharpton : Oprah and Gayle already did that.
12:21 ustreamer-42039 : A TOUR!
12:21 ustreamer-33077 : a 3 hour tour
12:21 Jaime-4392 : yo soy la pequeña amy ginhose
12:21 bwvalentine : ask her about her deformative skin condition
12:21 Jaime-4392 : me gustan los vicios
12:21 gaycub78 : Alexis Tylor?
12:21 ustreamer-33077 : how do I make a user ID!?!?!? GODDAMMIT!
12:22 veritablevirgo : or a nursing home?
12:22 Jaime-4392 : (/nick)
12:22 AuntBeaArthur : Charo still looks like she did on 1978 Love Boat
12:22 Jaime-4392 : ayayay, caliente!
12:22 veritablevirgo : plastic surgery baby
12:22 ustreamer-42039 : I’d cream if Charo would be on
12:22 ustreamer-42039 : OMG AMY
12:22 bwvalentine : that’d be SO awesome
12:22 brian_royaloak : AMY SEDARIS WOULD BE AWESOME!!!
12:23 ustreamer-33077 : lick your necklace madge
12:23 veritablevirgo : logitech headset I use with propaganda software works well. Its a stereo USB headset, and maybe cost me about $49 at Staples
12:23 ustreamer-33077 : then can I be your trick?
12:23 Penmissile : yeah
12:23 ustreamer-42039 : Cant hat be used for music, Veritable?
12:23 veritablevirgo : how rude
12:24 veritablevirgo : not a dancing monkey
12:24 Penmissile : no, it’s because i forgot the
12:24 Penmissile :
12:24 Jaime-4392 : you didn’t marry a monkey
12:24 ustreamer-42039 : You’re a strong black woman, Madge
12:24 veritablevirgo : Vera’s conscience is still hung over
12:24 Jaime-4392 : chris cocker!
12:25 Penmissile : shirley q liquor!
12:25 ustreamer-42039 : Fuck him.
12:25 Penmissile : get shirley q liquor
12:25 veritablevirgo : ru paul
12:25 MyEvilTwin : The play is the thing wherein we’ll catch the conscience of Vera
12:25 ustreamer-22815 : why
12:25 Jaime-4392 : hagatha, as a correspondant
12:25 Penmissile : tell your mama i said how ya doin
12:25 ustreamer-42039 : Kathy Griffin
12:25 Jaime-4392 : CHER CHER CHER!
12:25 MyEvilTwin : But now it didn’t rhyme
12:25 veritablevirgo : a non-media whore
12:26 ustreamer-33077 : how about Joyce Dewitt?
12:26 bwvalentine : me!
12:26 bwvalentine : jk
12:26 ustreamer-42039 : Margaret Cho would be cool
12:26 ustreamer-71012 : joy bahar
12:26 ustreamer-42039 : Maybe a Z-Lister celeb
12:26 Penmissile : what’s wrong with shirley madge?
12:26 bwvalentine : well… feast of fools doesn’t have issues
12:26 Jaime-4392 : th efeast of fools had margareth cho
12:26 ustreamer-33077 : She’s myneighbor
12:26 Jaime-4392 : and kathy griffin
12:26 ustreamer-33077 : seriously
12:27 bwvalentine : publicity
12:27 MyEvilTwin : Minimum salary
12:27 veritablevirgo : a pay scale
12:27 veritablevirgo : is joyce dewitt still alive
12:27 ustreamer-42039 : I thought you got paid to be on a show? Had no idea about the scale.
12:27 ustreamer-33077 : I see her all the time
12:27 gaycub78 : Shirley Hemphill is dead
12:27 Jaime-4392 : thel merman’s dead carcass
12:28 ustreamer-33077 : she’s a neighbor- you would never recognize her in person :-X
12:28 Jaime-4392 : Ethel
12:28 AlSharpton : Linda Blair
12:28 AuntBeaArthur : do a golden girls reunion minus Estelle
12:28 Dude2008 : charles nelson reilly’s pipe?
12:28 veritablevirgo : shirley died 12/10/99
12:28 bwvalentine : what about, like, amanda steinstein?
12:28 Jaime-4392 : lol
12:28 Jaime-4392 : miss ronnie
12:28 ustreamer-42039 : LoL
12:28 ustreamer-22815 : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DNnLGJb8Ak
12:28 ustreamer-33077 : oh my
12:28 Jaime-4392 : i’m kidding!
12:28 bicyclemark : Ima go eat goodnight ladies. guy from Miro is coming along.
12:28 Jaime-4392 : kick bwvalentine
12:29 bwvalentine : why?
12:29 Jaime-4392 : the long island lolita!
12:29 brian_royaloak : HOW ABOUT THE HEAD OF GLADD?
12:29 brian_royaloak : OR SHOOT THE MOON AND ASK HILLARY OR OBAMA?
12:29 Penmissile : kevin rose
12:29 AuntBeaArthur : the cast of Girls Will Be Girls
12:29 brian_royaloak : OR MCCAIN
12:29 AuntBeaArthur : Sally Kern
12:29 ustreamer-42039 : hahah
12:30 Penmissile : 2 gryphon
12:30 brian_royaloak : SALLY KERN!
12:30 veritablevirgo : in the end, that’s what matters
12:30 brian_royaloak : THAT BITCH WHO CALLED HOMOS TERRORISTS
12:30 Penmissile : how about Hal Turner – that would go over well
12:31 veritablevirgo : Jay Leno recently made a negative gay comment
12:31 Jaime-4392 : the scobalizer!
12:31 brian_royaloak : actually wanda he said gays in the army are fine – but you should nopt be out
12:31 brian_royaloak : in the army
12:31 veritablevirgo : so an italian version of don’t ask don’t tell.
12:31 ustreamer-33077 : what kind of RV do you have honey?
12:32 veritablevirgo : read something from variety
12:32 brian_royaloak : there has to be one idiot
12:32 brian_royaloak : if not who’s gonna take regan’s spot
12:32 Jaime-4392 : why, ragan is a PhD
12:33 MyEvilTwin : Ragan is fun
12:33 Jaime-4392 : and he is very witty
12:33 ustreamer-33077 : Is Ragan taking the roids?
12:33 Jaime-4392 : mean, but witty
12:33 ustreamer-42039 : What’s your URL, Vera?
12:33 Jaime-4392 : it looks like
12:33 brian_royaloak : big fucking deal
12:33 MyEvilTwin : No, he’s skinny.
12:33 brian_royaloak : millions of people have a phd
12:33 veritablevirgo : he’s not a man
12:33 brian_royaloak : they don’t feel the need to shove it in everyon’s face
12:33 ustreamer-33077 : is it in liberal arts?
12:33 Jaime-4392 : do you royaloak?
12:33 veritablevirgo : men don’t have uteruses.
12:34 brian_royaloak : he’s an asshole
12:34 brian_royaloak : yes i do
12:34 brian_royaloak : jamie
12:34 ustreamer-33077 : oprah is mean in person
12:34 AuntieVeraCharles : do you lovies think I should do this?
12:34 ustreamer-33077 : very bossy and cunty
12:34 simp : of course!
12:34 veritablevirgo : yes, yes, yes
12:34 gaycub78 : yes you should Vera
12:34 ustreamer-42039 : yes!
12:34 MyEvilTwin : Yes Vera
12:34 brian_royaloak : WOAH!
12:34 brian_royaloak : pink bra!
12:34 veritablevirgo : exactly
12:34 brian_royaloak : sexy!
12:35 veritablevirgo : thanks for that madge
12:35 AuntBeaArthur : distractions distractions distractions
12:35 brian_royaloak : it is rather odd wanda
12:35 brian_royaloak : just something new
12:35 ustreamer-42039 : I saw it on a magazine and thought it was photoshopped
12:35 ustreamer-42039 : The preggo man
12:35 brian_royaloak : i don’t mind the coverage – it is making people open thier minds
12:35 veritablevirgo : who is going to breast feed the baby?
12:35 ustreamer-42039 : Disco
12:35 bwvalentine : half bleed!
12:35 ustreamer-33077 : JOANNA NEWSOM!
12:36 MyEvilTwin : Maybe you should get Chris Crocker on ETHS
12:36 ustreamer-42039 : yeah Half Breed!
12:36 ustreamer-33077 : I have it!
12:36 ustreamer-33077 : OXOX
12:36 veritablevirgo : lol
12:36 brian_royaloak : didn’t cher clean your apt once madge?
12:36 Jaime-4392 : or a depents user
12:36 bwvalentine : yay!
12:36 brian_royaloak : yeah!!
12:36 AuntBeaArthur : Hurray!
12:37 bwvalentine : the night thing sucks for me
12:37 brian_royaloak : wwe all have lives in the evening
12:37 Dude2008 : no spammers during the day
12:37 Jaime-4392 : yeah, why does this shit starts early
12:37 ustreamer-42039 : The show is more exciting during the day
12:37 MyEvilTwin : It sucks for me too, because of the time zone I’m in.
12:37 veritablevirgo : i can’t watch at work
12:37 ustreamer-42039 : Vera love, what’s your url for your podcast?
12:38 Jaime-4392 : veraspeakspodshowcom.podshow.com
12:38 brian_royaloak : don’t start appreciating us madge!
12:38 brian_royaloak : it scares me!
12:38 ustreamer-42039 : Thanks
12:38 brian_royaloak :
12:38 AuntieVeraCharles : Veraspeaks.blogspot.com
12:38 yeastradio : this is the very very original version
12:38 bwvalentine : why we no hear half bleed anymore?
12:38 yeastradio : b4 fame
12:38 AuntieVeraCharles : or the one Jamie posted
12:38 brian_royaloak : i love this song
12:38 peniseither : gooodday
12:38 brian_royaloak : who is it madge?
12:38 ustreamer-42039 : Oh ok, thanks hunny!
12:38 veritablevirgo : bye
12:38 Jaime-4392 : björks fetus
12:38 ustreamer-42039 : I like this tune.
12:38 ustreamer-57362 : bye
12:39 wh175 : bye all
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : Stranger than I remember
12:39 yeastradio : this is the orignial version
12:39 MyEvilTwin : Bye all
12:39 yeastradio : i’ll play the produced version after this
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : Okay
12:39 yeastradio : that’s the 1 ur used turd
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : I ADORE YOU YOU WHORE
12:39 brian_royaloak : i think i like the produced versionbetter
12:39 ustreamer-33077 : come see me vera!
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : Get Fucked
12:39 bwvalentine : nice ring tho
12:39 ustreamer-42039 : Who does this song and what’s it called? I wanna d/l it now
12:40 TheCursingCat : joanna newsom
12:40 ustreamer-18046 : that’s gagging me
12:40 brian_royaloak : that was like a friday night from andy’s perspective
12:40 brian_royaloak : big rod coming at my face!
12:40 TheCursingCat : gooooosh honey
12:40 ustreamer-42039 : Do you know the name, Cat?
12:40 Jaime-4392 : postshow?
12:40 ustreamer-42039 : of the song
12:40 TheCursingCat : work the ‘phone
12:41 brian_royaloak : hd is off this week jaime
12:41 TheCursingCat : peach plum pear
12:41 ustreamer-42039 : Thanks
12:41 Jaime-4392 : thnks
12:41 ustreamer-42039 : WERK THAT MOOMOO
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge should I send you abetter picture of my mask
12:41 brian_royaloak : YES!!!!!
12:41 brian_royaloak : love this version
12:41 TheCursingCat : LOVE the newsom
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : MADGE
12:41 TheCursingCat : VERA
12:41 Jaime-4392 : wtf
12:42 brian_royaloak : nice view!
12:42 Jaime-4392 : good view
12:42 brian_royaloak : i need to move to a big city
12:42 TheCursingCat : Ventura and Santa Paula are better
12:42 bwvalentine : wow… that’s kind of a melancholy view out the window
12:42 bicyclemark : this is like good morning americunt
12:42 TheCursingCat : LOL
12:42 AuntieVeraCharles : Been to both Cat
12:42 ustreamer-42039 : I see 2 lezbians fucking
12:42 Jaime-4392 : madge want a balcony
12:42 AuntieVeraCharles : MADGE?
12:43 TheCursingCat : Me and my partnr of 14 years are here
12:43 TheCursingCat : (my beyotch)
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Ventura or Santa Paula
12:43 bwvalentine : now would be an awesome time for someone to walk out onto one of those porches in the buff
12:43 TheCursingCat : Santa Paula
12:43 TheCursingCat : he is director of toursim in ventura tho
12:43 ustreamer-42039 : WTF is Madge doing
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : We go to Far West Campgroud there alot
12:43 AuntieVeraCharles : MADGE?
12:44 yeastradio : do i get a life?
12:44 TheCursingCat : emma wood is great too
12:44 bwvalentine : nope
12:44 AuntieVeraCharles : MADGE Should I send you better picture of my Vera Mask?
12:45 TheCursingCat : you mean machks?
12:45 Loopy-Fruit : B’bye lovelies
12:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Fuck, I’ll email her….bye all
12:45 TheCursingCat : come see us hun

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