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11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : Sam
11:37 AuntieVeraCharles : sir and ma’am
11:37 micerl : !
11:37 pantone : how much that plate? 2.99?
11:38 Jaime-7693 : two nahni nahn
11:38 Anita-6343 : like cunt
11:38 AuntieVeraCharles : Principles are flexible madge?
11:38 andymelton : I can make up for my eating.
11:38 chrism-6775 : OB tampons
11:39 andymelton : Have you looked into setting up a SIP Server in your house and buying a SIP WiFi phone?
11:39 bwvalentine : andy moves! i saw video proof!
11:40 andymelton : You don’t need a home line, Mary.
11:40 chrism-6775 : gypsy woman, shes homeless
11:40 brian_royaloak : MORNING ANDY!
11:40 andymelton : Mornin’ Brian. (Afternoon here)
11:40 andymelton : Airhead
11:40 bwvalentine : i thought you were in texas, andy
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : Buy Gold
11:41 straightchris : y
11:41 andymelton : Nope, East Pannussee (Tennessee)
11:41 bwvalentine : ah!
11:41 straightchris : Hi Andy
11:41 AuntieVeraCharles : Max Keiser made an obscene phone call to me
11:41 micerl : SSD drive?
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : He told me to buy silver
11:42 chrism-6775 : hah
11:42 andymelton : Mark, if you’re ready to get rid of your MacBook Pro I’ll surely take it off your hands (as a gift of course).
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : and aluminum
11:42 AuntieVeraCharles : foil
11:42 micerl : Buy Macbooks
11:42 chrism-6775 : from chipotle wrappers
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : LOVE that dog
11:43 bwvalentine : trostky wants to buy gold too
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : He’s beautiful
11:43 micerl : Very chic!
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Netti dog
11:43 bwvalentine : yep
11:43 straightchris : Can Trotsky read?
11:43 straightchris : WALKIES
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : THank you
11:43 AuntieVeraCharles : Netti dog
11:44 Anita-6343 : does yougrt
11:44 micerl : Truth.
11:44 AuntieVeraCharles : We’ll work on that madge
11:44 pantone : italian greyhounds are russian?
11:44 straightchris : lekka bekke is goot smek!
11:44 AuntieVeraCharles : She married Julia Childs
11:44 pantone : inga
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Only the hot topics
11:45 dude2008 : if I stockpile all my coke cans, will that be like buying gold
11:45 doyathink : vera is light-hearted
11:45 Jaime-7693 : she’s scoble in drag
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : Mark, how old are you, seriously
11:45 Anita-6343 : watch the hole show!
11:46 andymelton : I’m hoping the people around here won’t vote because McCain has had a divorce. That’s a no-no around here.
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : Serious question
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : not kidding
11:46 micerl : Andy? What do you mean?
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : I have a point
11:46 pantone : in that case, hopefully they won’t vote for hillary either
11:46 straightchris : we could have bet on Mark’s age
11:46 bwvalentine : aw
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : No
11:46 pantone : never ask a womyn her age
11:46 bwvalentine : 18 – 25?
11:46 chrism-6775 : you make me feel so young
11:46 bwvalentine : give us an estimate?
11:46 ustreamer-80944 : 28
11:47 Jaime-7693 : are you hot?
11:47 straightchris : I’m 47
11:47 ustreamer-80944 : I was right
11:47 pantone : “/nick” name
11:47 Jaime-7693 : are you hot?
11:47 AuntieVeraCharles : I just want to say that I probably have more than 20 years on you…hearts and minds change in more than twenty years
11:47 Jaime-7693 : romance!
11:47 micerl : You were once like BikeMark, AVC?
11:47 AuntieVeraCharles : Hateful
11:47 bwvalentine : i can verify that bicyclemark is hot
11:47 ustreamer-80944 : I have bras older than mark /Babbs
11:47 micerl : That’s what you mean?
11:48 AuntieVeraCharles : We can talk in twenty years
11:48 Jaime-7693 : you’re hot
11:48 doyathink : go to his website and listen to what he has to say
11:48 pantone : mmm, yes, rather shallow and pedantic
11:48 andymelton : When have I said I wanted to have sex with Mark?
11:48 bwvalentine : who doesn’t?
11:48 Jaime-7693 : yes it is you stupi bitch
11:48 micerl : well…
11:48 andymelton : THAT IS NOT HAVING SEX
11:48 AuntieVeraCharles : Does Bicycle Mark have a kick stand?
11:49 pantone : it can be if you do it right
11:49 straightchris : Andy fancies mark, FACT.
11:49 doyathink : that is smothering
11:49 chrism-6775 : Andy, how far are you from Oak Ridge?
11:49 micerl : What you wanna talk about, Mark?!
11:49 Jaime-7693 : Auntie fancies Mark FACT
11:49 timpritlove : we are all individuals!
11:49 straightchris : why don’t you give Andy his jollies you little tease
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : Afraid to answer Mark?
11:49 Jaime-7693 : uuuuuuuuuu
11:49 Babbs : I am a lesbian. mark reminds me of my son.
11:50 brian_royaloak : is bicycle mark a teink?
11:50 AuntieVeraCharles : Poll: Does Bicycle Mark Have A Kick Stand?
11:50 chrism-6775 : im the son of spanish immigrunts
11:50 brian_royaloak : twink
11:50 brian_royaloak : i picture him as a twink
11:50 micerl : 2. No
11:50 Jaime-7693 : he has a beard
11:50 Jaime-7693 : he’s a BEAR
11:50 doyathink : not a twink…maybe a cub
11:50 brian_royaloak : oooo – a bear then or cubbie
11:51 chrism-6775 : oy vey…
11:51 brian_royaloak : foriegn cub = hot!
11:51 AuntieVeraCharles : He has a beard? What’s her name?
11:51 doyathink : lol
11:51 Jaime-7693 : lol
11:52 Jaime-7693 : MARK, WHERE CAN WE SEE YOUR PICTURES?
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : Blueboy
11:52 Jaime-7693 : com?
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : ExPat Weekly
11:52 andymelton : ChrisM, I answered you in private.
11:52 doyathink : citizenreporter.com
11:53 micerl : http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=bicyclemark&m=text
11:53 doyathink : sorry
11:53 straightchris : All of Mark’s pictures are on flickr
11:53 bwvalentine : aw
11:53 Jaime-7693 : thanks myceril!
11:53 micerl : xactly. SNAP!
11:53 pantone : all of marks base are belong to us
11:53 micerl :
11:53 chrism-6775 : stalkerish..
11:53 Jaime-7693 : he’s very judeo-hot
11:54 Jaime-7693 : very israeli, super thin
11:54 timpritlove : http://citizenreporter.org/
11:54 Jaime-7693 : big nose
11:54 Jaime-7693 : love it!
11:54 straightchris : like an IDF hunk
11:54 micerl : IDF…
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : He’s made at us in here…we need to behave now
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : mad
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : that is
11:54 doyathink : be nice to him
11:54 brian_royaloak : wow is lunch with bicycle mark him?
11:54 brian_royaloak : WOOF! smart and hot! Love it!
11:55 Jaime-7693 : true miceryl
11:55 brian_royaloak : wow
11:55 brian_royaloak : censorship at it’s finest
11:55 Jaime-7693 : silence my child,
11:55 pantone : it’s wrong if anyone else does it
11:55 Jaime-7693 : or THE THING will kick you out
11:55 bwvalentine : sorry, we were just flattering mark
11:55 chrism-6775 : silent night, holy night
11:55 bwvalentine : he’s cool
11:55 Jaime-7693 : and we’ll neve see you again
11:56 Jaime-7693 : buy gold, and amy winehouse albums
11:57 chrism-6775 : exactly, my mom’s an out of work nurse because of that
11:57 auntiebicyclemarks : chrism.. where was she located?
11:57 chrism-6775 : saint louis
11:57 AuntieVeraCharles : ouch
11:57 bicyclemark : oh. i should look into that city. Must have lots of these examples
11:58 chrism-6775 : hillary was born there madge
11:58 pantone : whereas Carmel, IN, can’t build medicap facilities fast enough
11:58 chrism-6775 : at edgewater, did you know?
11:59 bwvalentine : i think the reason we all act so silly in the chakrooom is because this is all terrifying and we don’t know what to do with it, you know?
11:59 AuntieVeraCharles : ouch
12:00 chrism-6775 : shriners especially
12:00 brian_royaloak : madge wasn’t gussie’s hospital a religious funded establishment?
12:00 bicyclemark : exactly brian yes
12:00 bicyclemark : and they werent all about the money
12:00 brian_royaloak : and the service was better or worse on average?
12:00 bicyclemark : it was better than average, if i may speak for madge, i remember
12:01 brian_royaloak : better care then
12:01 PsychicEnemy : Oh, this lady on the trolley said she was a nun and she was crazy as hell, and was yelling… she’d lean her 76 yo body into me and say “Ohhh, it’s the shaking.”
12:01 straightchris : Mother Teresa Angel of death
12:01 brian_royaloak : just the fact that they didn’t have a problem with the nature of your relationship is a step in the right direction!
12:01 brian_royaloak : sorry madge
12:01 pantone : was there a noticeable tinge of homophobia
12:01 pantone : ?
12:01 brian_royaloak :
12:02 brian_royaloak : sunday is the 1 year anniversary of my lover’s death
12:02 chrism-6775 : they’ll be replaced with walk-in walmark clinics
12:02 PsychicEnemy : Really.
12:02 chrism-6775 : with nurse pract’s
12:03 PsychicEnemy : But aren’t there hospitals that are part of universities?
12:03 doyathink : yes…teaching hospitals
12:03 brian_royaloak : MADGE – THAT IS AN INCREDIBLE OPTION
12:03 Stripclubdeej : research hospitals
12:03 timpritlove : and has obama been behind that illinois regulation?
12:03 brian_royaloak : i wish michigan had that while i was dealing with david’s medical problems
12:03 brian_royaloak : the chip
12:04 brian_royaloak : good question – was obama involved in that legislation
12:04 chrism-6775 : loyola u stayed afloat for years based on the revenue from their hospital
12:04 Stripclubdeej : Mine is a true lesbian tammy baldwin
12:04 timpritlove : i mean, was it his initiative?
12:04 brian_royaloak : that’s what i found too madge
12:05 brian_royaloak : you have to dig
12:05 brian_royaloak : one leads to another and that one to another
12:05 brian_royaloak : but often you do find something to help
12:05 bwvalentine : good press for them
12:06 brian_royaloak : i think far fewer people go into politics for the “power” than we think
12:06 brian_royaloak : i think most have good intentions in the beginning
12:06 timpritlove : breaking news: Joseph Weizenbaum just died
12:06 PsychicEnemy : I think if you went to a rep today and asked for help getting a passport they might call you a suspicious persona.
12:06 timpritlove : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Weizenbaum
12:06 timpritlove : he wrote Eliza
12:07 PsychicEnemy : Arnold Sch. has a posse.
12:07 Babbs : Bono was a big help to me in CA
12:07 PsychicEnemy : …
12:07 timpritlove : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA
12:07 PsychicEnemy : Posse, a group.
12:07 PsychicEnemy : An entourage.
12:07 brian_royaloak : he was a jew who made a banking thing
12:07 brian_royaloak :
12:07 Stripclubdeej : glam out with your clam out
12:07 PsychicEnemy : Sheesh.
12:08 brian_royaloak : madge would a major healthcare revamp help or hurt hospitals?
12:08 brian_royaloak : in the short term
12:08 bwvalentine : basically this guy wrote bots, eh?
12:08 brian_royaloak : i know anythiing can be worked out in the long term
12:08 AuntieVeraCharles : +
12:08 straightchris : Wal-Mart aren’t unionized are they?
12:08 chrism-6775 : its not that bad mark, stl. there are worse hospital situations elsewhere
12:10 bwvalentine : if walmart was unionized, i’m sure they’d be making more than $4 an hour after taxes
12:10 straightchris : $4!!! fuck
12:11 straightchris : the UK minimum wage is aprox$10
12:11 PsychicEnemy : …I want to clear up that posse is a word and not a pussy.
12:11 timpritlove : omg. ustream sucks big time bandwidth wise. madge, if you want to set up an alternative mp3 stream i might be able to get our fan-support streaming network to broadcast YR.
12:11 doyathink : didn’t they just raise by 21p?
12:11 PsychicEnemy : Hahaha.
12:12 andymelton : You can get some prescriptions at Wal-Mart for $4.
12:12 PsychicEnemy : One block away from CVS.
12:12 brian_royaloak : yes andy
12:12 brian_royaloak : save as costco and target
12:12 brian_royaloak : a lot of people don’t know taht
12:12 chrism-6775 : but do they do more than blood pressure?
12:12 PsychicEnemy : Futurama health care.
12:12 brian_royaloak : i did
12:12 brian_royaloak : madge
12:12 timpritlove : what is CVS?
12:12 brian_royaloak : a chain pharmacy tim
12:13 brian_royaloak : east cost based
12:13 PsychicEnemy : Remember Sav-on
12:13 PsychicEnemy : Sav-On turned into CVS.
12:13 brian_royaloak : right on turnedi into rightvs
12:13 timpritlove : ic.
12:13 timpritlove : omg
12:13 andymelton : Rite Aid is a grocery store.
12:14 andymelton : You can buy beer at Rite Aid.
12:14 timpritlove : lol
12:14 timpritlove : laurie anderson “big science” all over
12:14 PsychicEnemy : Genius.
12:14 kfrankie : Mark doesn’t have a Jersey accent
12:14 chrism-6775 : more like, louie anderson
12:14 brian_royaloak : mark is from jersey?
12:14 brian_royaloak : that’s right – expat!
12:15 Stripclubdeej : fila de puta
12:15 PsychicEnemy : Portugais
12:15 brian_royaloak : mark you need to have classes on leaving the country
12:15 PsychicEnemy : hahah.
12:15 brian_royaloak : cause i’m ready
12:15 PsychicEnemy : Fila de puta…
12:15 brian_royaloak : madge can lead us on our exidus out of the us
12:15 brian_royaloak : like moses
12:15 brian_royaloak : madge = moses
12:15 Jaime-7693 : she can part her lyps
12:16 Stripclubdeej : more angle then dangle
12:16 Jaime-7693 : not the sea
12:16 dude2008 : she can part the red bank sea
12:16 brian_royaloak : good one jamiwe
12:16 straightchris : Sociology is a language all to itself
12:16 Stripclubdeej : take the ambassador bridge in the detroit
12:16 Jaime-7693 : thanks, but dude won
12:16 chrism-6775 : dont be poor
12:16 brian_royaloak : honestly i think i’m just scared to do it because it is too different!
12:16 brian_royaloak : EXACTLY marc
12:17 bicyclemark : at least youre honest about it
12:17 brian_royaloak : i can barely move out of my city!
12:17 chrism-6775 : im trying to get spanish citizenship through my parents
12:17 chrism-6775 : it might help the process
12:17 Stripclubdeej : just go to Windsor across from detroit
12:17 Babbs : What about Canada
12:17 bicyclemark : love the canada
12:17 aleavi : i tried canada
12:17 brian_royaloak : that is actually my formitive plans – i can get canadian citizenship pretty quickly
12:17 aleavi : they denied me
12:17 Jaime-7693 : You don’t hear people in México talking about eaving the country
12:17 brian_royaloak : and then it is easier to get european citizenship from canida than US
12:17 Jaime-7693 : Americans are fucked
12:18 aleavi : haha jaime
12:18 Jaime-7693 : mex
12:18 aleavi : me too
12:18 Jaime-7693 : nope
12:18 doyathink : there are even differences living in UK
12:18 Jaime-7693 : Jaime Gandarilla ho-nay
12:18 Jaime-7693 : it’s spaniard
12:18 timpritlove : yes. come to germany. we have a new basic law on digital privac now which is probably great
12:18 brian_royaloak : ghonorea?
12:18 chrism-6775 : you live in mex 5 years and you get citizenship and an acre of land
12:18 Jaime-7693 : it’s a town you whore
12:18 doyathink : i like it here
12:18 timpritlove : have you talked about that mark?
12:18 Jaime-7693 : a little town in spain
12:19 straightchris : I don’t like the UK either
12:19 timpritlove : i could join a future show and explain
12:19 timpritlove : it is pretty important
12:19 Jaime-7693 : anywhere is better than USA
12:19 Jaime-7693 : almost
12:19 micerl : move to sweden. hang out with Iraqis.
12:19 Jaime-7693 : i know
12:19 Jaime-7693 : or congo
12:19 aleavi : i disagree
12:19 Stripclubdeej : haiti
12:19 brian_royaloak : i think you have to go into a different country knowing that no matter where you go therre are problems
12:20 PsychicEnemy : Portland’s fierce.
12:20 doyathink : zimbabwee?
12:20 brian_royaloak : no country is a nirvana
12:20 micerl : missed last 20+ min, are we talking moving to other countries now?
12:20 timpritlove : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7266543.stm
12:20 chrism-6775 : its very white though, the “good” places people think of
12:20 micerl : Well, really, move here!
12:20 aleavi : yeah
12:20 straightchris : I don’t like Sweden I been stopped by the cops too many times there.
12:20 brian_royaloak : where are you micer?
12:20 Jaime-7693 : but USA is starting to look like a tirany
12:20 Jaime-7693 : phone tapping
12:20 PsychicEnemy : Mikeypod? With to Cononia or something other.
12:20 Jaime-7693 : c’mon
12:20 chrism-6775 : you dont think mex is doing that jaime?
12:20 PsychicEnemy : the..
12:20 bicyclemark : NOt Cononia
12:21 bicyclemark : I was outside Talahaseee
12:21 bicyclemark : beautiful place.
12:21 Jaime-7693 : yeah, there was controversy about that years ago
12:21 kristine22 : right on!!
12:21 Jaime-7693 : i guess we’re just conformist
12:21 Jaime-7693 : s
12:21 micerl : http://www.sweden.se
12:21 brian_royaloak : exactly madge
12:21 Stripclubdeej : was part of us is suburbia
12:21 bwvalentine : what is healthcare like in canada when it comes to mental health, does anyone know?
12:21 brian_royaloak : get back into loving your neighbor
12:21 brian_royaloak : or even knowing their name!
12:21 timpritlove : preventing another clinton era would be a good start
12:21 Stripclubdeej : I got one
12:21 AuntieVeraCharles : Greed will never allow that to happen, Madge
12:22 brian_royaloak : madge – should mi and fl have new primaries?
12:22 kristine22 : if clinton and obama ran together that would be cool
12:22 andymelton : I do have to say that it’s nice living in the woods because everyone does care. When you hear an ambulance around here you have to find out what’s wrong. Or when a car goes down the road, you get up and look to see who it is.
12:22 micerl : StraightChris> Speeding?
12:22 Jaime-7693 : you guys, which country is the best one to live, according to your standards
12:22 Jaime-7693 : ?
12:22 brian_royaloak : madge/mark – should mi and fl have new primaries?
12:22 timpritlove : hillary only won 6 seats in total compared to obama in the recent elections
12:22 micerl : Andy>That sounds really good!
12:22 AuntieVeraCharles : Jaime – New Zealand
12:22 timpritlove : or primaries or caucauses or however you call it
12:22 straightchris : No walking at night in a neighbourhood.
12:23 Jaime-7693 : nope
12:23 brian_royaloak : i noticed that too tim — not the HUGE win she is touting right now!
12:23 Jaime-7693 : isn’t canada great?
12:23 dude2008 : i like the Swiss
12:23 chrism-6775 : franch
12:23 Jaime-7693 : i’ve heard it has universal health care
12:23 micerl : Norway is probably the best middle way.
12:23 timpritlove : lol
12:23 Jaime-7693 : and gay marriage
12:23 pantone : and beavers
12:23 brian_royaloak : yes jaime they do
12:23 Jaime-7693 : what we’re looking for, right?
12:23 Jaime-7693 : beavers!
12:23 AuntieVeraCharles : Yes Jaime
12:23 simp : sure, but Canada has plenty of problems too
12:23 Jaime-7693 : realy?
12:24 chrism-6775 : im a anthropologist of the latin mens
12:24 brian_royaloak : every country has benifits and negatives
12:24 Jaime-7693 : multi tasking
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Not true
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : double watching
12:24 AuntieVeraCharles : you and the view
12:24 brian_royaloak : ok – i’m being annoying but one more time cause i don’t know how i feel… madge/mark should mi and fl have new primaries?
12:24 Stripclubdeej : vegetarian stripclubs = no beef curtains
12:24 chrism-6775 : i am
12:24 Jaime-7693 : no!
12:24 chrism-6775 : espanish here
12:24 brian_royaloak :
12:24 Jaime-7693 : i’m as gay as bikemark
12:25 PsychicEnemy : Haha.
12:25 Jaime-7693 : y se habla espaniol
12:25 Jaime-7693 : whorebath
12:25 yeastradio : CUZ YOU IS CARLOS!
12:25 brian_royaloak : they meaning my officials – not me — i feel like they screwed me
12:25 PsychicEnemy : Si se puede.
12:25 brian_royaloak : my vote doesn’t count
12:25 timpritlove : that already worked one time
12:25 timpritlove : you are all using voting computers anyway. nobody’s vote counts
12:26 brian_royaloak : well my vote wasn’t even counted basically
12:26 Stripclubdeej : would a canidate address inner city detroit …half abandoned
12:26 bwvalentine : a bit paranoid, tim?
12:26 PsychicEnemy : I used a paper ballot.
12:26 straightchris : They do what the fuck they want
12:26 chrism-6775 : hah jaime…i know enough
12:26 brian_royaloak : no they would not – they come to the suburbs where the big 3 autos are located
12:26 timpritlove : look at the difference of the results
12:26 brian_royaloak : no becasue it would be an electoral versus vote count issue again like florida
12:26 timpritlove : when she loses, she loses big time
12:26 Stripclubdeej : Thats so sad in those empty burnt out neighborhoods in detroit
12:27 timpritlove : when she wins, the just by a tiny fraction
12:27 doyathink : depends on how things play out in the primary campaign
12:27 Jaime-7693 : “porfavor no se refieran a eso como…”
12:27 Jaime-7693 : “es perfectamente normal”
12:27 micerl : Well, how true do y’all think it is with that “He/She who wins Ohio will win the nomination”?
12:27 timpritlove : but don’t reps hate a liberal black guy even more?
12:27 chrism-6775 : dr lisswood speaks the intl language
12:27 pantone : es sangre limpia
12:27 bwvalentine : ah!
12:27 Jaime-7693 : lol
12:27 brian_royaloak : i think michigan and florida will be a ralley call for whomever doesn’t win the nomination
12:27 bwvalentine : that was awesome!
12:27 Jaime-7693 : clean
12:27 brian_royaloak : they will call foul with that and the superdelligates
12:28 Jaime-7693 : infeccion venerea-yeast infection
12:28 PsychicEnemy : “No case un dedo, pero a la vez no casaste un pene”
12:28 brian_royaloak : but it doesn’t count
12:28 chrism-6775 : howard dean wants them to count now
12:28 brian_royaloak : yes she did
12:28 straightchris : http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-7344181953466797353 Brian Springer – Spin
12:28 chrism-6775 : hes dnc chair, eh?
12:28 PsychicEnemy : Be impressed!
12:28 timpritlove : but only because obama wasn’t on the list
12:28 Jaime-7693 : pero doctora lezzy, no me casé con un dedo
12:28 Jaime-7693 : no te casaste con un pene, tampoco
12:29 brian_royaloak : YES OBAMA WAS NOT ON THE BALLOT
12:29 pantone : obama didnt run in either cuz of the rules of the dnc
12:29 brian_royaloak : IN MICHIGAN
12:29 brian_royaloak : so how fair is that?
12:29 timpritlove : pff. probably not. but he is able to reestablish the face of america
12:29 Stripclubdeej : they need to address Detroit
12:29 straightchris : http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-7344181953466797353 Brian Springer – Spin
12:29 brian_royaloak : if they count them i think that is foul
12:29 PsychicEnemy : You’ve got those memorized, jaime.
12:29 timpritlove : which is probably the most important first step
12:29 micerl : Tim> Agree!
12:29 chrism-6775 : riiiight. its morning in america again
12:29 Jaime-7693 : si
12:29 brian_royaloak : i think obama if nothing else will get people involved again
12:29 timpritlove : i mean, europe would instantly turn around
12:30 brian_royaloak : i think obama is the sydney poitier of the political community right now
12:30 micerl : Bush, Clinton, Bush… Obama!
12:30 micerl : Much better!
12:30 Stripclubdeej : and the trimmed shrubs
12:30 timpritlove : angela?
12:30 bwvalentine : racist!
12:30 Jaime-7693 : impeach MY bush
12:30 brian_royaloak : very even keeled
12:30 brian_royaloak : very well spoken
12:30 Stripclubdeej : angela facebury
12:30 andymelton : I have to go walking. Bye everyone.
12:30 aleavi : bush, clit, bush, clit
12:31 mindcaster : yhelllooo
12:31 dude2008 : they call him Mr Tibbs
12:31 aleavi : bye andy
12:31 brian_royaloak : very logical in his thought process
12:31 micerl : J’aime> Good one!
12:31 mindcaster : what did I miss, give me some cuntwords
12:31 Jaime-7693 : bareback bush or clit?
12:31 bwvalentine : clinton was a rockstar though
12:31 Jaime-7693 : thnks
12:31 brian_royaloak : they asked obama the same thing and he wouldn’t answer
12:31 mindcaster : trimming is good
12:31 straightchris : Hilary is a bitch
12:31 PsychicEnemy : Bacon strip.
12:31 pantone : http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/03/06/countdown-dean-will-not-bend-delegate-rules-for-michigan-florida/
12:31 mindcaster : ah
12:31 Stripclubdeej : murkin
12:31 chrism-6775 : whats next, hes “articulate”?
12:31 brian_royaloak : he said “whichever i wear i look good in them”
12:31 mindcaster : I loves Merkel
12:31 bwvalentine : bacon strip? lmao
12:31 Jaime-7693 : buy gold
12:31 Stripclubdeej : egg meat
12:31 mindcaster : thanks BM
12:31 Jaime-7693 : and amy winehouse albums
12:31 mindcaster : haha
12:32 mindcaster : I’m not that bad
12:32 brian_royaloak : its like your normal thought process madge
12:32 chrism-6775 : they just hatin
12:32 brian_royaloak : gets all crazy at the end
12:32 amywinehouse : what?
12:32 brian_royaloak : like the crumbs at teh bottom of the toaster
12:32 mindcaster : www.yogatv.nl
12:32 amywinehouse : did someone say my name?
12:32 mindcaster : did you see it, BM?
12:32 Jaime-7693 : auntie amy winehouse
12:32 mindcaster : ok
12:32 mindcaster : no
12:32 Stripclubdeej : anyone else have a thing for sniffing yoga mats ?
12:32 mindcaster : maybe soon
12:32 pantone : you have to right click to cut-n-paste, methinks
12:32 amywinehouse : imma go smoke crack
12:32 micerl : Click in the chatroom and Ctrl+A
12:32 Jaime-7693 : they’re tryng to make me go to vote, i say no no no
12:32 brian_royaloak : i gotta go to lunch – thank you madge and mark for the awesome intelligent chat!
12:33 chrism-6775 : am i too fat for yoga?
12:33 micerl : if you’re on Win, that is
12:33 Jaime-7693 : it’s amy winheouse song
12:33 mindcaster : you’re never too fat for yoga
12:33 micerl : Click in the chatroom and Ctrl+A
12:33 bwvalentine : how much of it?
12:33 amywinehouse : give me credit
12:33 Jaime-7693 : they’re trying to make me go to war i say no no no
12:33 ustreamer-97683 : wow when did this started? 1:30 hours already
12:33 amywinehouse : for certain poses
12:33 Stripclubdeej : finger yoga
12:33 chrism-6775 : im not gigantic
12:33 micerl : Click in the chatroom and Ctrl+A
12:33 chrism-6775 : but, you know
12:33 mindcaster : kungfu yoga maybe then?
12:33 pantone : finger blast yoga
12:33 kfrankie : No problem c & p -ing
12:33 doyathink : cunt and paste
12:34 micerl : pc
12:34 micerl : and then copy
12:34 chrism-6775 : pc muscle
12:34 micerl : Kiss you!
12:34 Jaime-7693 : please don’t refer to it as crack amy winehouse
12:34 amywinehouse : bye
12:34 ustreamer-97683 : noooooo
12:34 micerl : buy
12:34 Jaime-7693 : it’s poifectly noumal
12:34 Jaime-7693 :
12:34 ustreamer-97683 : i just got here
12:34 * amywinehouse loves madge
12:34 straightchris : fuck off amy you slut
12:34 chrisrocker : leave amy alone!
12:34 amywinehouse : suck my oversized clit!!!
12:34 chrisrocker : damnit
12:34 mindcaster : and yes, perfectly normal
12:34 micerl : Det är fullständigt normalt att älska Madge.
12:35 bwvalentine : BM needs tips for that endorsement
12:35 AuntieVeraCharles : OYE
12:35 AuntieVeraCharles : yes
12:35 amywinehouse : its circumcized
12:35 Stripclubdeej : dampt krieba
12:35 timpritlove : you should announce this as GMT
12:35 chrism-6775 : girdy girdy?
12:35 Jaime-7693 : buy gold
12:35 micerl : Perfectly normal to love Madge.
12:35 mindcaster : looks alot like dutch
12:35 mindcaster : bye dear dear Madge
12:35 Jaime-7693 : please don’t refer to it as madge
12:35 Stripclubdeej : I prolapsed….therefore I am
12:35 doyathink : thank you, madge and mark
12:35 bicyclemark : thank you people in the chac who werent tools
12:35 AuntieVeraCharles : LOVE MADELINE
12:35 Jaime-7693 : it’s my cousin from red bank new jersey
12:35 pantone : love blazing saddles!
12:35 Jaime-7693 : where mark is from
12:35 mindcaster : I will be your tool Mark
12:35 chrism-6775 : besitos
12:36 mindcaster :
12:36 bicyclemark : near red bank new jersey
12:36 Jaime-7693 : i’ll be your stool mark
12:36 micerl : Thank you Bike for intelligence!
12:36 Stripclubdeej : Seen a lady in the obits who was born in Red Bank, NJ
12:36 AuntieVeraCharles : Netti Dog
12:36 amywinehouse : adios muchachos!
12:36 bicyclemark : micerl… be well
12:36 Jaime-7693 : get fucked
12:36 Stripclubdeej : ywice
12:36 Stripclubdeej : twice
12:36 mindcaster : 3 minutes till MBP Leocunt install
12:36 pantone : mostlt
12:36 bicyclemark : ciao amy.
12:36 chrism-6775 : i wonder if you can neti with dog slobber
12:36 Jaime-7693 : with a fork
12:36 bwvalentine : we can’t help it if we find intelligence sexy
12:36 PsychicEnemy : See yya.
12:37 mindcaster : lator tatort
12:37 amywinehouse : i cant say goodbye…
12:37 Jaime-7693 : say no no no
12:37 chrism-6775 : oh girls, i feel like im at the green mill
12:37 AuntieVeraCharles : Such a beautiful dog
12:37 amywinehouse : goin going going!!! & cumming & cumming
12:37 bicyclemark : remember, as chris weagel says, listen to serius satellite radio
12:37 mindcaster : my penis is crooked
12:37 Jaime-7693 : beauty is subjective
12:37 mindcaster : but that’s perfectly normal
12:37 amywinehouse : aint it
12:37 yeastradio : arg
12:37 Jaime-7693 : my trotsky with stink hair and BC
12:38 bicyclemark : no wrap up show today. but maybe he’ll be back turdmorrowq
12:38 micerl :
12:38 mindcaster : 24 hours of anguish and emptiness
12:38 chrism-6775 : was that Jones from Confederacy of Dunces?
12:38 bwvalentine : i wish i could get my dog to wear clothes, but she sucks
12:38 bwvalentine : i want a dog like trotsky
12:38 mindcaster : time for cloning
12:38 Jaime-7693 : i want a dyke like madge
12:39 mindcaster : there is no dyke like madge
12:39 amywinehouse : thats what my mom used to say
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : I love his ears hanging so low
12:39 mindcaster : she defies logic
12:39 chrism-6775 : amy smoked al my green
12:39 Jaime-7693 : and my blue and my everything
12:39 amywinehouse : & then sum
12:39 PsychicEnemy : Square circle.
12:39 mindcaster : this is for the NSA: suck my cunt
12:39 AuntieVeraCharles : It’s perfectly noirmal
12:39 Jaime-7693 : wrap up show today?
12:40 chrism-6775 : jaime, ill wrap you up
12:40 PsychicEnemy : Que no…
12:40 Jaime-7693 : uhm…
12:40 Jaime-7693 : hot
12:40 amywinehouse : que dirty
12:40 chrism-6775 : haha
12:40 mindcaster : more
12:40 Jaime-7693 : yes it is you stupid bitch
12:40 PsychicEnemy : Haha, wrap you up in breast flaps, tyrodactyl wings.
12:40 bwvalentine : liswood overload
12:40 amywinehouse : no seas sangron con amy
12:40 Jaime-7693 : lol
12:40 PHATTTCHERRY : are these the voices in his head?
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : ANd…..Curtain
12:41 micerl : And… cut.
12:41 Jaime-7693 : adios
12:41 Jaime-7693 : and get fucked
12:41 bicyclemark : meat curtain call
12:41 micerl : AVC>
12:41 chrism-6775 : so long
12:41 mindcaster : ciao bao
12:41 bicyclemark : how ciao
12:41 Jaime-7693 : farewell
12:41 bwvalentine : ho!
12:41 Jaime-7693 : good niiiiight
12:41 bwvalentine : er
12:41 amywinehouse : wtf
12:41 Jaime-7693 : papa
12:41 AuntieVeraCharles : great minds, micerl, great minds
12:41 bwvalentine : i mean
12:41 micerl : Hej då alla!
12:41 bwvalentine : how!
12:41 PsychicEnemy : Sayonara
12:41 chrism-6775 : cher!
12:41 bicyclemark : fan fan helveta
12:41 micerl :
12:42 bicyclemark : thats all i got
12:42 bwvalentine : see y’all tomorry

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Bicyclemark joins us and assists me in questioning the brilliant Scobleizer. Twice.

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Adobe’s Flash has had a bug since at least the summer of 2007 which causes firefox to crash when using an external DV camera. This bug sucks. I hope someone invents something to replace the traditional web browser and all the shitty web based apps that have been retrofitted for what was orignally a text-based (non binary) technology.

Meanwhile, enjoy my frustration and listen to Auntie Vera drip cooz juice onto me, causing burns. Also, I give bicyclemark a chance to responds to max and my discussion on yesturdsday’s pogrum. Lyps..

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Bicyclemark and I discuss the election AGAIN!

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Show Notes(ish):

  11:05 yeastradio : !CENSOROFF
11:05 Antinparis : penny ping chang
11:06 hypostylin : lord have mercy
11:06 Dude2008 : holy kabuki
11:06 Antinparis : hahaaa
11:06 Antinparis : lyps
11:06 brian_royaloak : OMG! so funny!
11:06 brian_royaloak : it’s like watching a lezbian version of v for vendeta
11:06 Antinparis : alot better looking than I imagined
11:06 Dude2008 : lesbi-yin-yang
11:07 hypostylin : dlagon rady
11:07 Antinparis : lol
11:07 Dude2008 : sounds like bea arthur with a muzzle
11:07 Antinparis : ongrine- racist whore
11:07 Antinparis : love it
11:08 Antinparis : OMG
11:08 Antinparis : happy new year Penny
11:08 Dude2008 : it must be the year of the lesbian dragon
11:09 Dude2008 : farewell my concubine has nothing on this
11:09 Dude2008 : the Joy Yuck Club?
11:10 Antinparis : couching tiger hidden whore
11:10 Antinparis : crouching mm hmmmmm
11:10 Antinparis : what year is it for the chinese?
11:10 Antinparis : the rat I think
11:10 Antinparis : dunno
11:11 Antinparis : you’re really eating someone out behind that masks
11:12 AuntieVeraCharles : You need to take your anti DePLEsants
11:13 AuntieVeraCharles : Take mo
11:13 Antinparis : oklay
11:13 brian_royaloak : it is the year of the rat
11:13 Antinparis : okray
11:13 bicyclemark : sorry im late
11:13 Antinparis : aha thought so auntie
11:13 Antinparis : herro bricycles mlark
11:13 bicyclemark : ok
11:13 bicyclemark : wow penny pin chang
11:14 AuntieVeraCharles : I’m missing Judge Lopez for this
11:14 Dude2008 : this may drive me to hari kari
11:14 Antinparis : DleeVeeDree
11:14 bicyclemark : did I miss her theme song?
11:14 Antinparis : yeyus
11:14 simp : I’m sure it’ll be played again
11:14 Antinparis : pray it again penny
11:15 bicyclemark : i watched an hour of Pat on this channel earlier this week
11:15 bicyclemark : that was exciting
11:15 yeastradio : be  light back rith madge
11:15 Antinparis : hey look it’s “elaserhead”
11:15 Antinparis : top film
11:16 AuntieVeraCharles : Gripping this
11:16 Antinparis : ruvly
11:16 char-lez : I hope Richard can post that Penny segment in the Insanefilms, I was on the phonez
11:17 Antinparis : elasehead by Davrid Rynch
11:17 brian_royaloak : is the show over?
11:17 Antinparis : he will
11:17 AuntieVeraCharles : This is a show?
11:17 Dude2008 : figuratively or literally?
11:18 Antinparis : what do you think it is?
11:18 AuntieVeraCharles : A glimps of hell
11:18 char-lez : i think madge is penny! i never see them in the same place at the same time
11:18 AuntieVeraCharles : Not that I don’t love it, mind you
11:18 bicyclemark : its like bruce wayne and batman
11:19 Antinparis : who thinks Madge is brilliant?
11:19 Antinparis : three cheers
11:19 Antinparis : raa raa raa
11:19 bicyclemark : Cheryl does
11:19 Antinparis : cheerleaders
11:19 doyathink : tit tit hooray
11:19 Antinparis : work it
11:20 char-lez : there’s our lesbian!
11:20 bicyclemark : you is
11:20 char-lez : how’d Penny taste? that took forever!
11:20 andymelton : There. Finally. Audio is really choppy though.
11:20 bicyclemark : invite you to the olympicses
11:20 Antinparis : the famous Andy Melton!
11:20 doyathink : orympics
11:20 Antinparis : orympics
11:21 doyathink : Oh? rim pics?
11:21 Antinparis : you look a little flusturd Madge
11:21 bicyclemark : r’ok
11:21 Antinparis : my dog is called Herpes
11:21 AuntieVeraCharles : If he’s good he’ll heel
11:22 bicyclemark : i enjoyed it
11:22 Antinparis : okaaaaaaaaaay
11:22 Antinparis : micyle bark
11:22 char-lez : micycle bark is a hottie
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : I had cunt on a stick at the county fair
11:23 Antinparis : herro- not my type
11:23 Antinparis : he does’nt have a vagina
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : And their killing us with lead
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : they’re
11:24 Antinparis : they have your DVD in singapore
11:24 Antinparis : tard TV
11:24 doyathink : dueling lesbians
11:24 Dude2008 : is this on yeast2?
11:25 Antinparis : your wig looks very period drama Midge
11:25 char-lez : she hangs it on a wire hanger at night
11:25 Antinparis : helena bot-ham Carturd
11:25 Antinparis : ahem- lets get all politicals
11:25 doyathink : Hell-ena
11:25 Antinparis : we’re all going to die okaaaaaaaaaay
11:26 Antinparis : Hellena yas yas
11:27 Antinparis : she’s rude Mark- she ain’t listening
11:27 char-lez : republicunts are over
11:27 doyathink : don’t count on it
11:28 Antinparis : YES! Die Republicunts
11:28 char-lez : cancer-face is a physical manifestation of their diseasity
11:28 AuntieVeraCharles : Politics in the shrinks office…only in America
11:28 chris200 : McCain… isn’t he like 94?
11:28 Antinparis : I know- like rising damp-they’re always there
11:28 char-lez : America’s mold infestation
11:28 Antinparis : McCain smells of cabbage
11:28 chris200 : I smell like cabage…
11:28 Antinparis : exactly Charles
11:29 Antinparis : my mom smells like cabbage
11:29 AuntieVeraCharles : Korea smells like cabbage
11:29 Antinparis : haaaha
11:29 doyathink : yes, it does, vera
11:29 Antinparis : Hirarrary crinturd
11:30 Antinparis : Superdupewuper Tuesday
11:30 AuntieVeraCharles : Only Gay people support the Gay community
11:30 Antinparis : she defends hairspray
11:31 doyathink : she uses hairspray
11:31 brian_royaloak : freerice.com
11:31 Antinparis : falon gong
11:31 brian_royaloak : cool check it out – helps send rice to impoverished areas
11:31 Antinparis : so do I
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : Not from the depths of your heart
11:31 chris200 : Britney Spears?
11:31 AuntieVeraCharles : you are not with us to the death
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : only gay people are so invested
11:32 doyathink : there are plenty who would, vera
11:32 Antinparis : well I would’nt fuck you- but I have a heart okaaaaaaay
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : I AM old school
11:32 AuntieVeraCharles : If you are not black you do not understand the black struggle
11:33 Antinparis : see your point-shame it’s noy constructive
11:33 doyathink : so does that mean that black gay people have an edge over everyone?
11:33 AuntieVeraCharles : I thank you for you support but you don’t understand the gay struggle
11:33 Antinparis : exactly
11:33 Antinparis : fuck all these labels
11:33 simp : so support is irrelevant?
11:33 Antinparis : & churches
11:34 AuntieVeraCharles : He is straight
11:34 AuntieVeraCharles : You HAVE to be gay to understand the struggles of our lives you have to live them
11:34 Antinparis : dame edna more like
11:34 AuntieVeraCharles : no
11:34 AuntieVeraCharles : I said thank youu
11:34 Antinparis : ok then fuck me in the ass vera
11:34 AuntieVeraCharles : I appreciate you
11:34 ustreamer|75107 : this is far from real tv
11:34 doyathink : so you can’t ever empathize with a straight person?
11:34 Antinparis : i don’t understand
11:35 AuntieVeraCharles : I appreciate our straight friends
11:35 AuntieVeraCharles : I am thrilled
11:35 ustreamer|75107 : I like vera charles voice
11:35 AuntieVeraCharles : with it
11:35 AuntieVeraCharles : I do
11:35 Miss_Taffy : well im not into mark either
11:35 Miss_Taffy : judge judge judge
11:35 Antinparis : HUMAN= the key word
11:36 Antinparis : PROLAPSE=the keyword
11:36 Miss_Taffy : funny madgie
11:36 Miss_Taffy : he still has teeth .. jesus let him keep them
11:37 doyathink : the corporations are gambling on the Dems
11:37 ustreamer|75107 : jalapeno ranch dip on plain oatmeal…yummmmm
11:37 char-lez : Apparently Clinton is now borring omney form herself… her wells have dried
11:37 Antinparis : like backing a horse
11:37 Miss_Taffy : I dont think that is a new idea ..
11:38 doyathink : her cunt is dry
11:38 Antinparis : Obumboy supporturd
11:38 ustreamer|75107 : comfort boobs…I mean food…ooo0ps
11:38 Antinparis : Vera you’re brilliant
11:39 AuntieVeraCharles : Not so, just old and experienced
11:39 AuntieVeraCharles : but thanks
11:39 Miss_Taffy : hey guys
11:39 Antinparis : we’re all old souls
11:39 Antinparis : we’re all tired & pissed off
11:39 Antinparis : okaaaaaaaaaay
11:40 Antinparis : hey Taffy
11:40 Miss_Taffy : well we all bought into andy’s pop culture as art in our youth .. then later we got to see how pop culture is better as satire than art
11:40 Antinparis : hang on
11:40 ustreamer|70921 : CNN says Romney has suspended his campaign
11:41 Antinparis : Mardi Gras
11:41 Miss_Taffy : well the armry of good will are at work in the gulf coast .. right?
11:41 Miss_Taffy : I mean the “army of good will” .. per the state of the union
11:42 ustreamer|75107 : we needs to use it to go to dollywood
11:42 Antinparis : what’s this “army of good will?” Taff
11:42 Antinparis : Melturd
11:42 char-lez : word. CNN is reporting
11:42 ustreamer|75107 : no quite
11:42 doyathink : aren’t they the ones who ring the bells at christmas?
11:42 char-lez : Madge you need a tickurd on the bottom of the screen
11:42 ustreamer|75107 : lol
11:42 Miss_Taffy : george said that while the us army is working to bring democracy to the desert
11:43 Antinparis : progrum
11:43 ustreamer|75107 : love you baby, madge
11:43 Miss_Taffy : the armys of good will” .. are there to rebuild the gulf coast
11:43 doyathink : pogram
11:43 Antinparis : lazy american whore
11:43 yeastradio : who is 75107
11:43 ustreamer|75107 : who is yeastradio?
11:43 yeastradio : yr mum
11:44 Antinparis : Madge wants to get laid mmm hmmm
11:44 ustreamer|75107 : I will see you PM
11:44 Antinparis : Okaay none of our beeswax
11:44 ustreamer|75107 : get your pad ready beotch, it’s gonna be bloody!
11:44 Miss_Taffy : I think this playes into the gulag idea that the economists chat about in paris
11:44 ustreamer|75107 : oh, that’s PMS
11:45 Antinparis : what gulag idea?
11:45 Antinparis : lyps?
11:45 Antinparis : enlighturd me
11:45 AuntieVeraCharles : PRAISE GOD
11:45 Miss_Taffy : the idea that the .. umm what is his name.. ?
11:45 Miss_Taffy : umm
11:45 Antinparis : Madge gurn at the camera please
11:46 ustreamer|75107 : praise Him, finally!
11:46 Miss_Taffy : http://karmabanqueradio.com/?cat=32
11:46 Miss_Taffy : max keiser
11:46 Miss_Taffy : that is the gulag fund
11:46 Antinparis : aha Karma banque-cheers
11:47 Miss_Taffy : I think that the reson why the corperations fund the pres people is because then they cunt roll the economy
11:47 ustreamer|75107 : just keep talking you sound cute, I love it when you say Mitt…you know it rhymes with…
11:47 doyathink : they control it anyway
11:47 Antinparis : I can see that
11:48 Miss_Taffy : right
11:48 Miss_Taffy : I am supporting Hill here is why
11:48 Miss_Taffy : she went through the crap with her marraige
11:48 Antinparis : where are u Taff?
11:48 Miss_Taffy : all of americunt judged her marraige as not good enough
11:48 Antinparis : in the US like Madge?
11:48 Miss_Taffy : yes
11:48 Miss_Taffy : and she stuck with it
11:49 Antinparis : Rambo just came out over here
11:49 Antinparis : woohoo
11:49 doyathink : and…?
11:49 AuntieVeraCharles : Rambo is GAY?!!??
11:49 Miss_Taffy : and so she understands the idea that gay marraige as semantices
11:49 Antinparis : Rambo is funny
11:49 ustreamer|75107 : monica had something to do with that
11:49 Miss_Taffy : from her personal life
11:50 doyathink : huh, taffy?
11:50 Miss_Taffy : I will agree with mark on that topic
11:50 ustreamer|94927 : hurt and smells
11:50 Antinparis : stink hair
11:50 ustreamer|75107 : oh, is this bicycle mark?
11:50 ustreamer|94927 : that is the lifetime password right?
11:51 bicyclemark : yes its me
11:51 ustreamer|94927 : mindcasturd present
11:51 Antinparis : & Lyps
11:51 ustreamer|75107 : he sounds cute..say Mitt, Mark
11:51 ustreamer|75107 : rhymes -litt
11:51 Antinparis : he’s straight whore
11:51 char-lez : no thing
11:51 ustreamer|94927 : prolapse my gine
11:51 Miss_Taffy : she did learn how to apply her make up .. J/K
11:51 ustreamer|94927 : need more douchebaggery
11:51 ustreamer|94927 : where are the haters?
11:51 doyathink : i went to a gay parade…make me president
11:51 ustreamer|75107 : she was busy
11:52 ustreamer|75107 : k
11:52 AuntieVeraCharles : If you are looking for integrity, don’t look to ANY politician
11:52 Miss_Taffy : she voted yes or no in the senate
11:52 Miss_Taffy : not present
11:53 zenuno : have you all seen Lessig video? http://urltea.com/2nc4
11:53 ustreamer|94927 : BM! seen this vid of Lawrence Lessig?
11:53 bicyclemark : havent
11:53 ustreamer|94927 : ahj, zenuno beat me to it
11:53 Miss_Taffy : she busted out work on over the counter morning after pill
11:54 Miss_Taffy : I need those with out a perscription
11:54 ustreamer|75107 : white conservatist will kill obama
11:54 Miss_Taffy : I agree he will be killed
11:54 ustreamer|75107 : white liberals want a puppet
11:54 Antinparis : http://www.jewtube.com/
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : This country will NEVER elect a black man or a woman.  Sad but true
11:54 doyathink : i don’t believe that, vera
11:55 Antinparis : don’t be so sure Vera
11:55 AuntieVeraCharles : The middle of this country is full of hatred and fear
11:55 ustreamer|75107 : white conservatists will kill him ala kennedy, marilyn, anna nicole
11:55 Miss_Taffy : I see it in her
11:55 Antinparis : we’re at a hostoric time
11:55 ustreamer|94927 : just run for the hills already
11:55 Miss_Taffy : I listed two things
11:55 Miss_Taffy : the over the counter morning after pill
11:56 ustreamer|75107 : seriously…he will not be allowed
11:56 Miss_Taffy : and she votes yes or no .. unlike bearback who like to vote present
11:56 doyathink : she has done what any other person who has run before
11:56 ustreamer|75107 : jim crow is not that far gone
11:56 Miss_Taffy : he shows up then votes present
11:56 char-lez : she managed the white house chef for 8 years!
11:56 Miss_Taffy : over the counter morning after pill
11:56 Antinparis : the counter & the pill
11:57 ustreamer|75107 : we are talking, or you are talking details that are just superfluous
11:57 Antinparis : 2 things
11:57 ustreamer|75107 : black man will not win be allowed to win, remember florida ith gore
11:57 Antinparis : americans are weird
11:57 ustreamer|75107 : if a black man would win
11:57 char-lez : i agree madge
11:57 char-lez : i can’t support clinton
11:57 ustreamer|75107 : oprah would have run
11:57 char-lez : i can’t support either based on gay rights, though. that’s what kucinich was for
11:58 Miss_Taffy : Hillary passed legislation to track the health status of our troops so that conditions like Gulf War Syndrome would no longer be misdiagnosed
11:58 Miss_Taffy :  She has introduced legislation to tie Congressional salary increases to an increase in the minimum wage
11:58 ustreamer|75107 : she could a done a back flip with abortion rights, it don’t mean nothing to old ass white conservatist
11:58 zenuno : have you seen the -yes we can!- video? http://www.dipdive.com
11:58 Antinparis : the most european aka sane americans I know are gay
11:58 Miss_Taffy : She has supported a variety of middle-class tax cuts, including marriage penalty relief, property tax relief, and reduction in the Alternative Minimum Tax
11:59 AuntieVeraCharles : California
11:59 ustreamer|75107 : florida
11:59 AuntieVeraCharles : Los Angeles
11:59 Miss_Taffy : She sponsored legislation to increase America’s commitment to fighting the global HIV/AIDS crisis
11:59 ustreamer|75107 : call me autie, i am in burbank
11:59 ustreamer|74641 : bicyclemark you should inform us earlier about you appearences on shows
11:59 ustreamer|75107 : it’s on fire beotch
11:59 AuntieVeraCharles : I have a podcast 75107, here: http://www.podshow.com/shows/?mode=detail&episode_id=98130
12:00 Miss_Taffy : She introduced the Count Every Vote Act of 2005 to ensure better protection of votes and to ensure that every vote is counted.
12:00 ustreamer|75107 : love bicycles voice…zexy! political! hot!
12:00 Antinparis : eta my ass out Madge
12:00 Antinparis : Mirage is great
12:00 doyathink : but, other than Gore, none of them are making that statement, Madge
12:01 Miss_Taffy : then waht rebublican is?
12:01 ustreamer|94927 : everybody know Mitt R. quit?
12:01 char-lez : you’re right madge. i feel if either candidate can surprise us though, it is obama. he doesn’t seem to pile on the semantics, i’ve noticed that
12:01 Antinparis : government cheese?
12:01 ustreamer|75107 : yeah the FEMA Act is also REALLY operable! just as New Orleans
12:01 yeastradio : @doyathink that’s my point
12:01 Miss_Taffy : I cant stand bear backs fake black minister speach style
12:01 Miss_Taffy : I think that is a ploy
12:01 ustreamer|75107 : ask
12:01 Miss_Taffy : like hillery cant we see and say that out loud
12:02 doyathink : and do they have to live up to their promises?
12:02 Antinparis : I agree Taff
12:02 ustreamer|75107 : ever watch televangelist Taff? It is not exclusive…
12:02 Miss_Taffy : right talk about that out loud madge
12:02 Antinparis : but better than the alternertivelyps
12:02 ustreamer|74641 : does any american really believe that it matters who will be the president? over here in my country it doesnt matter at all who is in charge..
12:02 Miss_Taffy : its a ploy
12:03 Miss_Taffy : well hill is a lawer
12:03 Miss_Taffy : her ability to be consice or not is her job too
12:03 char-lez : it doesn’t change, but it influences
12:03 Antinparis : where u be at 74641?
12:03 char-lez : NO MORE BUSH!!!
12:03 char-lez : that’s a rallying  point!
12:03 ustreamer|74641 : antinparis: i currently live in germany
12:03 Miss_Taffy : so bearbak being able to spill some martin luther crap on up does not quite count as humanising him in my mind
12:04 Antinparis : I have’nt brought myself to watch MCain- he scary?
12:04 ustreamer|74641 : over here it really doesnt matter which party wins.
12:04 doyathink : supreme court will probably decide who is president anyway
12:04 Miss_Taffy : I hate that fake sort of “oh dont we feel good ” “dont we belife there is something better”
12:04 Miss_Taffy : obama crap
12:04 Antinparis : looks like a steak on legs
12:05 char-lez : when it comes down to it, i’m voting Democrat. period
12:05 Miss_Taffy : Hillery is a amazing speaker
12:05 doyathink : both are good speakers
12:05 Miss_Taffy : she does not confuse that emo crap with real politics like obama does
12:05 Antinparis : Obama the next Jfk…ish
12:05 Miss_Taffy : why should she weasel out?
12:05 AuntieVeraCharles : SHe did it because her constituents were aTTACKED
12:05 AuntieVeraCharles : she had no choice
12:05 doyathink : look for the substance
12:06 Miss_Taffy : exactly her constutants were attacted
12:06 Miss_Taffy : at the time that was a GREAT policy
12:06 AuntieVeraCharles : She did it for who she represeted and not her personal feeling
12:06 Miss_Taffy : Dont ask dont tell dont harrase dont persue was the BEST they could do at that time
12:06 ustreamer|75107 : did yuo see tyler get beat in the gauntlet last night
12:06 doyathink : saying that he didn’t vote for the war is the same as saying I didn’t vote for Nixon…I wasn’t born
12:07 Miss_Taffy : it was WAY more than the repubs could get up
12:07 AuntieVeraCharles : don’t you want a president that is more concerned about who she represents then her own personal feeling
12:07 Miss_Taffy : RIGHT!
12:07 Miss_Taffy : I am with charles
12:07 Antinparis : everyone hates America now thanks to Bush
12:07 Antinparis : so military spending will not go away mm hmmm
12:07 Antinparis : horrible- never ends
12:08 Miss_Taffy : I liked that jostilin elders
12:08 Antinparis : it’s all about the monaaaaaaaaaaay
12:08 Miss_Taffy : I will say that bear backs has called me three times to go to cuacas
12:08 Miss_Taffy : here in MAINE.. where we have 2 eletorial votes
12:08 Miss_Taffy : so he is out there running a different race
12:09 Miss_Taffy : but different dont mean better
12:09 Miss_Taffy : bear back is funded by BIG money muclear
12:09 Miss_Taffy : so watch that MADGE
12:09 ustreamer|89632 : the polar caps are already melting; it’s Greenland that’s even scarier
12:09 ustreamer|75107 : why did yu forward the mail madge…seems like you helped them get rid o that gal;
12:10 Miss_Taffy : LOL
12:10 Miss_Taffy : the army of good will is on the march there
12:10 Miss_Taffy : thats why mark
12:10 Miss_Taffy : his speachesd suck
12:10 Miss_Taffy : right
12:10 char-lez : thanks madge and mark, fabulous show
12:11 ustreamer|89632 : you look cute today, Madge
12:11 ustreamer|75107 : wait a minute…bicycle, you IS cute…but, why do you care? you live in amsterdam?
12:11 Miss_Taffy : eye roll
12:11 Dude2008 : CNN: Obama has raised $7.2 million for his presidential campaign since the first polls closed on Super Tuesday night
12:11 AuntieVeraCharles : Bike Mike – I hope you know that I am very appreciative of straight people that support gay people.  I was just trying to say that unless you are gay, you will never understand the true stuggle, please listen to my podcast to understand me completely: http://www.podshow.com/shows/?mode=detail&episod
12:11 Miss_Taffy : like hillery
12:11 Miss_Taffy : they say she is not emo enough
12:11 str8chris : http://newsc.blogspot.com/2008/01/us-election-is-already-over-murder-and.html
12:11 doyathink : he cares because it involves everyone
12:11 ustreamer|74641 : like most democratic election this election is not about real changes. its not about the climate, military or society, its about giving the illusion that usa is still a democracy.
12:12 ustreamer|75107 : I do yoga
12:12 Antinparis : please don’t refer to the chat room as on the wonk
12:12 Miss_Taffy : I wish I could spell if this will be posted online
12:12 ustreamer|74641 : is it ok to point out, that bicyclemark has a really sexy voice
12:12 ustreamer|75107 : who started this chatty cat fight!?
12:12 Antinparis : The ENVIRONMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:12 AuntieVeraCharles : I can’t spell worth crap, taffy
12:13 doyathink : worth carp
12:13 ustreamer|94927 : BM is a world citizen in amsturdam
12:13 ustreamer|75107 : k
12:13 Miss_Taffy : im in good co then
12:13 Antinparis : which city you in Vera?
12:13 AuntieVeraCharles : bless you chile
12:13 AuntieVeraCharles : Los Angelese
12:13 ustreamer|75107 : mind you own business, clean up your own back yard
12:13 Miss_Taffy : right
12:13 ustreamer|74641 : we dont wont these people in our society
12:13 Miss_Taffy : LOL
12:13 Antinparis : Okaaay
12:13 ustreamer|74641 : these war mongors
12:14 Miss_Taffy : hill funds their antidepressions
12:14 doyathink : don’t say that about the soldiers
12:14 ustreamer|74641 : will there be audio recordings of this talk?
12:14 ustreamer|75107 : ok, I have a question for mark
12:14 Miss_Taffy : and there are plenty of butter knives around for lombotomys
12:14 ustreamer|75107 : what going on in amsterdam?
12:14 ustreamer|75107 : well tend to that shit
12:14 Antinparis : Yeast radio dot lyps for the audio
12:14 ustreamer|75107 : and leave us alone
12:14 ustreamer|94927 : sellaband party in paradiso
12:14 ustreamer|75107 : ok bitch
12:15 ustreamer|75107 :
12:15 Miss_Taffy : good good
12:15 Antinparis : it’s a daily DVD
12:15 ustreamer|74641 : thanks for answering this
12:15 ustreamer|94927 : buy BM/Madge, from mindcasturd
12:15 ustreamer|75107 : ok booty
12:15 ustreamer|94927 : bye
12:15 Miss_Taffy : see you madge
12:15 Miss_Taffy : I decided I might like mark after all
12:15 Miss_Taffy : you did good today
12:15 Antinparis : Mark do you know Johnny Klenexxx in Amsturdam?
12:15 ustreamer|94927 : consuming slaves
12:15 bicyclemark : tanx taffy
12:16 Antinparis : he be my brother
12:16 bicyclemark : i dont ant.
12:16 ustreamer|75107 : actually, I am not a person…I am a YAK!!
12:16 Miss_Taffy : .. I was still upset about your New Orleans coverage allt his time later
12:16 ustreamer|75107 : you caught me BM
12:16 Antinparis : he’s in the porn business
12:16 Miss_Taffy : Time for me to move on .. LOL
12:16 AuntieVeraCharles : Thanks for the forum Madge
12:16 ustreamer|74641 : http://bicyclemark.org/blog for all those interested in mark
12:16 Antinparis : not going well for him
12:16 ustreamer|94927 : citizenreporter.org
12:16 Miss_Taffy : LOL
12:16 ustreamer|94927 : later!
12:16 ustreamer|94927 : bye whore
12:16 ustreamer|75107 : and have a bowl movement
12:16 Antinparis : Lyps everyone!
12:16 ustreamer|75107 : bye BM
12:16 bicyclemark : bowel bowel
12:16 ustreamer|94927 : lypse lypse
12:16 doyathink : lebian song
12:17 Miss_Taffy : no penis will come between us
12:17 Antinparis : top song
12:17 bicyclemark : cheryl and mary
12:17 ustreamer|74641 : i wont those two speakers merry each other
12:17 ustreamer|75107 : caught me again BM
12:17 bicyclemark : ha
12:17 AuntieVeraCharles : Bye all, it’s been a pleasure
12:17 Antinparis : bye Vera!
12:17 bicyclemark : i need to go find gabe b and see if theres still time for yogurt
12:17 bicyclemark : bye vera
12:17 Miss_Taffy : see you soon I hope vera
12:17 ustreamer|75107 : later beotch
12:17 ustreamer|74641 : bye vera
12:17 Antinparis : twas interesting
12:17 Antinparis : laterz
12:18 Miss_Taffy : I have to cook lunch now and get ready for class
12:18 Miss_Taffy : see you all soon I hope .. take care!
12:19 ustreamer|75107 : i do my yoga with the cable on demand

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