Archive for August, 2009
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Yes well the title speaks for herself.
Cheryl is out of town at a f2m festival but that don’t stop her from getting LADY RAPTASTIC on the grum all drunk as fuck. She take Breyon’s cock in one hole and Latwando’s cock in the other downstair hole. SHe gobble all them thing up like she ain’s seen no dick b4.
Also audience comments from the FIRM-UTERUS telephone line.
A Pear Fatty question.
Creeps – such as H.T. AIDS via voice mail.
Cheryl’s abortion recipies.
Oh, and THE RETURN OF THE LYP STALKER!
wootlypsAnd FAHT Robert Scoble makes a rare appearance on this grummy.
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Categories: all girls have periods, Auntie Vera, bloat, blood fart, Britney Spears, CANNED HAM, cheryl, Chicken and Biscuit, clean blood, Economy, fat people, gay, get fucked, insane, Interviews, journalism, Lady Raptastic, lesbian, Live Stream, lyps, lyps flying, me and them girls, mevio, Misc, Morbid Obesity, mostly, Perfectly Normal, Pig Guts with Yeast, Podcasts, Prolapse, Prostitution, Public sex, Rachel Kann, Rants, Robert Scoble, shitting, shwhimp 2.99, sit and bitch, Stink and Bea, ugly people, Wanda Wisdom, yeast nation, Yetta, zeeche
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YR953 Gitchy Gitchy Ya Ya Stone Baby
August 27, 2009 2:42 pmPodcast: Play in new window | Download (103.9MB)
TOPICS FOR THE DAY INCLUDE:
Obese people have brain cell death a lot more.
Accidental eat outs.
Schrocky’s food orgy.
Protein Powdee Angels
Goon Poon w/ LYPS
Stone Baby incontinence
Cheryl Shitting a LOTS.
Mental Illness.
Eat This Hot V.
CALL THE NEW YEAST PHONE NUMBER: FIRM-UTERUS
DAWN-A-PAUL-DREWZA
The Sloeries
Drunk Duc Duc Sloerie
Pear Fatty’s friend Cristoballs.
Bodaids dead turdcations feat. JaimAIDSshAIDS.
Fat Lapse with cunt
Asshole cuntpanies with Chutzpah
High BItches who loose radio contracts cuz they needed a joint b4 the meeting so they were late and blew the whole contract.
Air Cuntidioning as greenhouse gasses.
Guests include SCHROCKBELLARD LARDENSTEIN AND JOHN PEE also many phone ins from FIRM UTERUS line.
BROWN NAIL PO-LISH.
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Categories: apple, ate up with dumb, Auntie Vera, australia, barcelona, Begging, Britney Spears, chery merkowski is ugly, cheryl, Chicken and Biscuit, clean blood, climate change, Economy, FAQ, fat, fat people, gay, get fucked, Goatsee, God don't like dumb, Grey Gardens, horror, Human Dog, insane, iphone, ipod touch, john pee, journalism, kutwijf, lesbian, live show, lyps, me and them girls, mevio, Morbid Obesity, panty pooping, Perfectly Normal, Pig Guts with Yeast, Podcasts, Politics, Prolapse, Rants, Recesssion, Robert Scoble, schlyyyps, Schrockbella Mortenstein, sex education, shitting, Taterbugs, toilet, ugly people, Wanda Wisdom, yeast nation, Yetta
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IMPORTANT CONTACT ANNOUNCEMENT
August 23, 2009 5:11 pmI can now be reached quite easily at the following phone number:
FIRM UTERUS
Yes. That is the hole number including the U.S. areacode. If you are dialing from another cunt tree then you would simply dial +1 FIRM UTERUS. Please call it now and leave me a rude or nice messages.
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YR951 don’t go chasing prolapsefalls
August 21, 2009 4:36 pmPodcast: Play in new window | Download (49.4MB)
Cheryl shits a waterfall and John Pee cums too. Was Schrock on? I cunt remember. It was A week ago and I’m posting this from an iPhone in the sloeries car.
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Categories: get fucked, lyps, me and them girls, Podcasts, yeast nation
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YR951 Madge Straps Her Ovaries Back On
August 16, 2009 9:27 amPodcast: Play in new window | Download (37.4MB)
“FREEDOM’S JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR NOTHING LEFT TO LOOSE.”
-Janis Joplin
…and finally starts talking about real shit again. i.e. Mevio and Healthcare reform.
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NOTE: THIS PODCAST IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN A WORK OF FICTION
Categories: mevio, Podcasts, yeast nation
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YR949 Did the iPhone Jump the Lyps?
August 12, 2009 10:20 pmPodcast: Play in new window | Download (40.5MB)
What about that? Iphone shark jump?
Hi tech tagging? LYps?
Guests include AidsRYL and Schrockbella MortenSHTEIN
also a discussions aon HEALTHCARE OBAMACARE
WHAT ABOUT FISTULA COVERAGE? HEH?
IT’S NOT LIPO, AIDS, OR CHRYSTAL METHADONE ADDICTION. IT’S THIS.
also special Aidsy Queen song written by JaimAIDSshade performed by LYPSIE VON LYPS
skydiving mytouches
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Categories: Britney Spears, clean blood, get fucked, iphone, ipod touch, journalism, Links, live show, lyps, me and them girls, Morbid Obesity, panty pooping, Podblogging, Podcasts, Politics, Press, Press Releases, Prostitution, Public sex, Rants, Robert Scoble, shwhimp 2.99, Stink and Bea, Taterbugs, toilet, ugly people, Wanda Wisdom, yeast nation, Yetta
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YR948 Hey There, Liquid Dooty!
August 7, 2009 11:57 amPodcast: Play in new window | Download (50.1MB)
Featuring nice music from Prilch.
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Categories: Britney Spears, cheryl, clean blood, get fucked, hagatha, Links, lyps, me and them girls, Podcasts, Rants, Robert Scoble, yeast nation
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