Also- I want a job talking on the radio.

You should email me and just tell me what kind of job your looking for…you never know who knows who….

I adored Lois’ story!

Maybe some kind person (not me, I’m a lazy cunt) can do the CDs/DVDs for you and all you have to do is lay back and reap in the cash.

I am unemployed. My remaining time is spent hustling to try to find work and working on small contracting jobs.

I do the shows. That’s enough. You people need to donate as a group to pay for them. This system is egalitarian. I ain’t doin’ no more work just so you cuntsumers can have something to hold in your hand for your precious $29.95.

If I don’t get enough money from you freeloaders, then you ain’t gettin’ shows. Deal with it. I won’t.

Divide them up into Volumes: I, II, III, etc. Have each volume chronicle a year of shows. Have some of your artist friends design and donate a cover for each one. Or have your listeners design and submit the covers. Have a contest. Make the dvds limited editions and sell them.

You have enough loyal listeners who would purchase all of them.

Work it, show it, turn it out….

Dear Madge –

What can I say – your amazing. Your brilliant, in your 60’s, talented, and of course have many years of experience from which to draw your opinions and conclusions. You are traveled, well versed and Jewish. Once more, your a LESBIAN. You know that Andy is young. His world consists of a 1000 foot house in bum fuck Tennessee. For a gay boy who admitted to never had experiences, dated, is completely overweight and has issues, this is equal to a death sentence. And-aides has many issues. He struggles with identity (he has been known during his own podcasts to take on other podcasters personas) and questions his being. All perfectly normal. I have noticed over the last few weeks that Andy is the subject of fat jokes. Yes how can you not…I mean the boy does nothing but eat on your podcast, hardly brings up a topic other than cooking and food, and shows little interest in other things. However, as I am sure your Jewess Lesbian mind knows, Andy wants to be brilliant. He wants to be accepted – but not as the fat guy.

Andy –

Honey your fat. You know it. Own it, and work it. Madge has been very nice to you and has said many times on her podcast that she is truly worried about you. There are many people, including Madge, that would like to see you walk out that door and into a new life. There are also many people that would like to hear more about what you feel and what you experience. There are many experiences and feelings you must have – but you never share them. You spend most of your podcasting not speaking. Honey your last podcast was 75% dead air…think about that. The only thing we ever hear from you – and I am not sure if you realize this – is that your consuming, preparing, or storing food stuffs. Of course Madge is going to draw attention to your weight..what else can she draw attention to? If you went on a serious weight watchers diet and talked about how you hated it and how terrible it was that would be great podcasting. If you talked about your father, your home, trying to write an admission paper to college or even what field to talk, how your going to finance it, that would be great podcasting – and if interest to all. Don’t feel your the only one that does not have his life together. I mean really, look at Rachael! Seriously, look at her..she expresses herself and her feelings in many ways. You should as well.
I strongly think you should look around at the number of people willing to help you and take the help. There will be plenty of time to beat up on Madge…she is a filthy whore after all. For now, keep relationships and friends that are willing to help you reach some goals. AND ANDY, you have to do some work honey…you need to diet – stop drinking that shit sweet tea like your some Southern Bell in Fried Green Tomatoes. Get off your ass and walk three miles a day – you wont die. Go to your doctor and check it out. Then, start making some headway into getting into school. I think its a bad thing to choose a career now. Get into a general program first.

Madge, get Fucked!

Dan