Your description of the ladies toilet with urinals was hilarious – I never realized you lesbians were such slatternly bitches!

Cheryl, Aunty Vera Charles and your other guests are great, but they sometimes distract you from what you do best – painting pictures with words and retelling tales from your life which allow us mere men a delicious vicarious peek into the life of a power lesbian.

More, much more of this please.

Yesturday I listened to yr031105 – ”Yeast Radio – Harry, Grizelda, and Roger Smalls – 03.11.05″ because my cunt had totally dried out on account of your not raining on its labial parade with a show.

I wanted to jump in front of a fucking train.

Alternatively, you could sew together a patchwork of Brief Reliefs and be done with it.

The primary problem I found with the Brief Relief was that the polymer powder can work its way out of the bottom chamber of the bag, particularly if the product is inverted at any time before use. In some cases, the mouth of the bag became contaminated with the powder, which — while technically non-toxic — can irritate the skin, and can sting rather nastily if it gets into the eyes or mouth. As you might imagine, this could be a particularly serious problem for a female user.

Speaking of females, our two feminine testers had decidedly mixed results with the Brief Relief. One succeeded in putting the product to its intended use without spillage, but only by assuming a relatively upright semi-squatting position that would probably be difficult to duplicate in most light-plane cabins. The other tester attempted to use the Brief Relief in a more normal position (i.e., a nearly-seated squat) with very unsatisfactory (and extremely messy) results. Both agreed that the need to use two hands to hold the mouth of the bag open was awkward. The consensus was that this product is probably not well suited to in-flight use by females, at least not without a good deal of practice (and a fair amount of dexterity).

Mile High Piss Queens Unite.

Thank you for not getting arrested although you and Pepper would have probably hit it off.

Also, how do I get a cute little avatar type thing?

So, I actually think this show was very funny and nicely filthy. Thanks

Gaps in McCain’s Military Record could raise questions

These fucking politicians spend a lot of money marketing themselves and their stories. If only the American People really paid attention to the slimeballs they are electing…

You sounded especially Jew-y today, and I really enjoyed the stories. You are one of a kind, Madge Weinstein, one of a kind.

And Maureen Dowd? Really? Really? After bemoaning the fact that Gore didn’t become president in 2000, you say you like Dowd? All during 2000 election cycle she belittled the race, basically saying the difference was meaningless. And this cycle, irregardless of one’s thoughts on Clinton, her pathological hatred of Hillary is extremely inexplicable. That’s good reading? Dowd belongs on Fox.

Diet Pill Face!!!!!!!!!!!! I had TEARS in my eyes from laughing SO MUCH!

BTW, I was at Midsommarfest at the HRC booth passing out stickers. Too bad I didn’t see the Madges!

What still amazes me is that people around here are still complete and total idiots. After going through 8 years of Bush people do say that we need a change. Yet, so many of them I hear saying: “I don’t want Obama who sounds like Osama.” PLEASE tell me that it’s only the South that is like that. Please tell me that in the North and West people are not as racist, bigoted, homophobic or xenophobic.

Just the other day I had a conversation with someone and they also kept saying that Obama is going to be assassinated. I am so sick of people saying he’s going to be assassinated (regardless of whether or not it’s true). It’s disgusting! They say it so much as if the day he’s sworn into office it’s suppose to happen.

If McCain is elected this fall I will WANT to get out of this country. I know I probably won’t be able to. But if he does I will want the hell out of here. Because he is elected I will know the country is screwed for ANOTHER 8 years.