Sorry Cheryl, but I don’t like your short progrums cuz they end too soon. Its a Cheryl tease, I do love your shows though. By the way Madge, I heard one Oprah has been leaving you voicemails.

I am a new listenturd and enjoy the progrum very much as I am pro-lips and anti-Bush. Your progrum is very informative and amusing. It often causes me to wonder if I might be a Lesbian, and not just a cunning linguist. I am lack-toes intolerant, i.e. I despise people without feet since they make me have to shut up about not liking my shoes. Now that I know such allergies are a symptom of Lesbianism, it makes me want to flip like a pancake on Madge Weinstein’s hot, steamy griddle. I have been meaning to send you some fan-email and maybe some fanny-male. Listening to you eating those ice cream sammiches in Florida was a real turn-on. I want you to meet Dotti, whose whore-moans are also aroused by the Skinny Cows.
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