YR597 Blame it on the Rill
May 17, 2007 12:23 am
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Where is that bitch Cheryl?
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So many lyps, but so little prole.
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14 Responses to “YR597 Blame it on the Rill”
Your delivery (the way you said without changing inflection from your overall relatively subdued monologue) of “I got my cock ring on my ‘lapse. I guess this can help push my prolapse out, so that when Cheryl and I go to the lesbian bathhouse, we can rock out with our ‘lapses out”) was so funny and unexpected I just about spit all over my monitor. As it was, all the air in my lungs came out of my nose, so I’m fortunate I didn’t need to blow it or I’d have something else all over the monitor.
Madge, you didn’t mention that ding, dong, the bitch is dead — which old bitch? The Falwell Bitch. It took God long enough to strike that nasty old thing dead. Among other hateful accomplishments, he apparently founded the Moral Majority. As if those neo-fascist whack jobs outnumbered any group anywhere. Blay ho.
Would you consider writing a sequel to Blood Fart entitled Blood Vagina, the hunt for Blood Tampon? I have Conradesque images of you, dressed in purple expedition gear, pulling a tampon the size of a baseball bat out of a warthog somewhere in the Amazon jungle and screaming “The horror! The horror!”
And finally, do lesbians use GLadware instead of Tupperware, or just you? Inquiring minds….
I agree that the lapse in the cock ring bit was the best part of this show.
Want a little drinky Franciney?
It’s cheaper.
“Va te faire foutre” doesn’t translate exactly to ‘get fucked’, but can basically mean any number of vulgar expressions including ‘fuck you’, ‘up yours’ and ‘get stuffed’. ‘foutre’ is a verb meaning to give or to put, and exactly the location of which putting is being done is only implied.
Au revoir, vous grosse putain lesbienne! Obligez mme. Cheryl Merkowski à travailler votre trou!
But in the context I think it meant “get fucked.” But, thank you, I wondered if someone might give us a French lesson
lyupppppppps.
too much of it.
where’s ryl?
She upped and died.
More Cheryl and/whore Berbacia please. I like you solo but the show needs a change of format once in a while, through a interview/chat or two in between the kitchen bitch shows.
i’m trying it without variety for a while. so far it’s working out well. i have a good reason for doing it this way but i’m not going to say what it is.
Eh… you’re right about foutre having morphed into a nice varietal verb, with placing and putting among its colorful uses, but if you look back farther at its history, you’ll see – at least in the 18th century – its equivalent meaning in English is fairly strictly “to fuck.” Some brilliant passages of Sade (Les 120 journées de Sodome) leap to mind, and I almost get excited, and almost wish I’d finished that dissertation. I think Ms. Mercowski’s daycare has probably by now earned it’s “School of Libertinage” license…
Le trou de Weinstein! Qu’on le travaille jour et nuit!!!
“word on the street” = cheryl’s getting her lapse nipped/tucked/drained.
she’s ripping off ur old schtick .. “madge’s dying from botched lipo.”
aka cheryls a lazyass mofo
Sis really is having her droop and stank snipped. I sent her to Dr. Zissmer in NYC who did my voice lift surgery. He’s the plastic surgeon who advertises in all the subway cars. He’s got pretty pretty skin.
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