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Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Mr. Zeech song: Mama Never Told Me.
Skypes call with Cheryl.
I call Cheryl while she’s at the library.
Wanda Wisdom lost 20 pounds of water weight and now she think she all that.
I’ve been losing weight lately too. Snap!
It was blizzarding out and my hands almost became frostbitten. But at least I left the house.
Checking my box.
Sharon from Tampon is a whore.
Best voicemail of all time: Melissa from Whorecast reads me a vintage dirty poemme.
I got a parking ticket and the city’s ripping me off now.
I smell shit.
Say no to Mayor Daley.
Voicemail from a second-rate Cheryl stand-in.
Music.
You ever get reefer flashbacks?
Leave me voicemail at 206-888-CUNT.
Vagemite.
Roger Smalls voicemail about soldiers.
Special Delivery Mark sent me a picture of his shit.
Roger Smalls makes my album art.
Hows the Windows Vista?
Bill Streeter leaves a voicemail about Berbacia Clemmons.
Matt Blender voicemail.
Voicemail: Steve Harris tells me to get fucked.
All I eat now is chicken breast.
Enough with the self-pity. I need to move on.
I ran into two crackwhores recently.
Voicemail: Andy Melton lost an inch of fat. But he still has 64 inches of waist.
Penny Ping Chang immitator leaves a voicemail.
206-888-CUNT or email voicemails to me at [email protected].
I edited out a personal message.
If I accidentally didn’t play your voicemail, then let me know.
When I run out of material, I keep going. Me and Wanda Wisdom are like that.
How come Wanda Wisdom hasn’t put me in Lavender Magazine?
Only gay men go to Weight Watchers.
Congratulations on losing the chinfat, Andy Melton.
Making fresh spinach. But I’m still fat and depressed.
Keep it podsafe, people.
I love the pomegranates.
Sticking avacados in my vagina.
I love that Walmart wants national healthcare.
I need to watch more Grey’s Anatomy.
I like tumeric.
Popping pills.
Cost Plus has the best polenta.
Brian Place is collecting money for my birthday. Email him for details at [email protected] .
Can someone fix my car for free?
I need tupperware.
I call Cheryl and we start yelling.
Cheryl‘s freezing her lapse off while she’s waiting for the bus.
Cheryl posted a new video.
Trying to figure out technical stuff with Cheryl.
They’re making a bullshit excuse to go after Iran next.
I watch Cheryl‘s video. She taped herself flushing her own shit and blood.
What was Cheryl doing at the library?
Some asshole reporter wrote a cover story for the New York times. This is the same reporter who wrote about Iraq and the WMDs.
Cheryl hangs up.
My take on the homophobic “candy bar X” commercial controversy.
I still protest Youtube. Fuck Youtube. They defecate on Free Speech.
I don’t support the Grey’s Anatomy ban.
My take on Ana Nicole Smith’s death.
Bush Imagine mashup.
Disco.
13 replies on “YR546 Blizzard + Rogurd +Rills = Almost Back TURD Normal”
you’re retarded, Mary.
I’m not gonna not eat Snickers, because yu dislike the reactions that the commercial got. Do you really think a bunch a st8 football watching fuckfaces are gonna be like ‘oh, that’s Lovely…’? Stop protesting everything.
and start exercising, Bitch! Weight Watchers is bullshit. Stop giving them your money.
Weight Watcher’s isn’t bullshit. I lost 80 pounds doing that program.
Yes, I should just watch TV and get a lobotomy like you.
Dace told me he walks more than you do!
Jesus.
Don’t envy your weather. I wither in winturd.
Glad you got my message. Saying the name of the GeekBreast woman sent my blood pressure skywards. But, I do need to get fucked, you’re right 🙂
Cuntgrats on the weight loss. 9lbs is good going.
Roger’s voice cumment refers to a friendly fire incident where US troops killed a British soldier in Iraq – a cockpit video, classified secret by the US, was obtained by a newspaper and shown on British TV. The video is on YouTube, of course.
Really enjoyed the show – except I watched Le Rilche’s video while you played it, to my regret.
I was listening to your show while waiting for the bus. And then Rills called you, and she was waiting for the bus. I know that don’t mean nothing. But, whatever.
No blizturds here in central California, at least. I don’t miss the Chicago winturds. No, I don’t.
Roger actually makes a valid and hillarious point, trying to point out what British soldiers look like on the battlefield. So they dont get gunned down by trigger happy US ones.
Great point Roger, but I dont they get Yeast Radio in Irag.
i dont think they get the news in america. that story must have been whitewashed over.
Dude, someone’s going to jail for this.
I also learned that IRaqi soldiers where red and white uniforms and have beards… I pictured an army of Santa Clauses.
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